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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of bellhops in South Dakota and the second variable is xkcd comics published about pop culture.  The chart goes from 2007 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

The dwindling presence of bellhops in South Dakota has led to a statewide shortage of pop culture references, creating a ripple effect that even reached the xkcd headquarters. After all, without bellhops, who would remind everyone to tip their fedoras in the direction of pop culture? It's a case of 'No bellhops, no pop culture props!'

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ Cutsy graphics ] In a lively hotel lobby in South Dakota, a group of bellhops is bustling around, helping an influx of tourists. The lobby is abuzz with excitement as people gather and discuss the latest xkcd comics, prominently displayed on a nearby bulletin board. The bellhops are seen sharing the comics with the guests, sparking lively conversations about popular culture references. The scene perfectly captures the symbiotic relationship between the increasing number of bellhops and the surge in xkcd comics, creating a vibrant and engaging atmosphere in the lobby. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cyber folk Data cyber art Macabre Cyber folk Cutsy graphics
ChatGPT: Cutsy graphics

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture, in the following situation: Because as the number of bellhops in South Dakota increases, so does the demand for their services. This causes an influx of tourists, leading to a surge in pop culture references. xkcd comics pick up on these trends, creating more content about pop culture to cater to the bellhop-influenced audience. It's a bell-hoppening phenomenon that keeps the comic industry bell-issimo!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling hotel lobby in South Dakota, a group of bellhops is busy assisting a large influx of tourists. The lobby is filled with people excitedly discussing the latest xkcd comics, which are prominently displayed on a nearby bulletin board. The bellhops are seen sharing the comics with the guests, sparking lively conversations about pop culture references. The scene perfectly captures the symbiotic relationship between the increasing number of bellhops and the surge in xkcd comics about pop culture, creating a vibrant and engaging atmosphere in the lobby.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cutsy graphics ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling hotel lobby in South Dakota, a group of bellhops is busy assisting a large influx of tourists. The lobby is filled with people excitedly discussing the latest xkcd comics, which are prominently displayed on a nearby bulletin board. The bellhops are seen sharing the comics with the guests, sparking lively conversations about pop culture references. The scene perfectly captures the symbiotic relationship between the increasing number of bellhops and the surge in xkcd comics about pop culture, creating a vibrant and engaging atmosphere in the lobby. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ Cutsy graphics ] In a lively hotel lobby in South Dakota, a group of bellhops is bustling around, helping an influx of tourists. The lobby is abuzz with excitement as people gather and discuss the latest xkcd comics, prominently displayed on a nearby bulletin board. The bellhops are seen sharing the comics with the guests, sparking lively conversations about popular culture references. The scene perfectly captures the symbiotic relationship between the increasing number of bellhops and the surge in xkcd comics, creating a vibrant and engaging atmosphere in the lobby.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in The number of bellhops in South Dakota caused xkcd comics published about pop culture to decrease. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Ringing the Bell: A Quantitative Analysis of Bellhops in South Dakota and the Pop Culture Reference Frequency in xkcd Comics

Journal of Quirky Quantitative Studies

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and AI analysis of xkcd comics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 and p < 0.01 for 2007 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Bell: A Quantitative Analysis of Bellhops in South Dakota and the Pop Culture Reference Frequency in xkcd Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The eternal question of "What's the connection between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture?" has been haunting researchers for decades, much like a bellhop haunting the halls of a hotel. This study sets out to uncover this enigma using a unique blend of quantitative analysis and humor, like a bellhop delivering a punchline.

Utilizing data obtained from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing cutting-edge AI analysis of xkcd comics, our research team meticulously parsed through the pages of comics to find references to pop culture phenomena. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2007 to 2022, leaving us more excited than a bellhop who just discovered the elevator music is actually his jam. Our findings suggest a discernible link between the number of bellhops employed in the rolling plains of South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in the acclaimed xkcd comics.

In conclusion, our research not only shines light on this quirky correlation but also adds a dash of whimsical humor to the realm of academic inquiry, much like a bellhop's cheerful greeting at the entrance of a grand hotel. And as a relevant dad joke, why don't bellhops ever get cold? Because they're always moving!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Bell: A Quantitative Analysis of Bellhops in South Dakota and the Pop Culture Reference Frequency in xkcd Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The eternal question of "What's the connection between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture?" has been haunting researchers for decades, much like a bellhop haunting the halls of a hotel. This study sets out to uncover this enigma using a unique blend of quantitative analysis and humor, like a bellhop delivering a punchline.

Utilizing data obtained from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing cutting-edge AI analysis of xkcd comics, our research team meticulously parsed through the pages of comics to find references to pop culture phenomena. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2007 to 2022, leaving us more excited than a bellhop who just discovered the elevator music is actually his jam. Our findings suggest a discernible link between the number of bellhops employed in the rolling plains of South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in the acclaimed xkcd comics.

In conclusion, our research not only shines light on this quirky correlation but also adds a dash of whimsical humor to the realm of academic inquiry, much like a bellhop's cheerful greeting at the entrance of a grand hotel. And as a relevant dad joke, why don't bellhops ever get cold? Because they're always moving!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the bustling world of quantitative analysis, peculiar correlations often emerge, sparking curiosity and prompting researchers to delve into the unlikeliest of connections. Among these, the relationship between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in xkcd comics may appear as improbable as a bellhop donning a superhero cape to enhance their luggage-carrying abilities. However, as we venture into this uncharted territory of statistical inquiry, we uncover unforeseen associations that are as captivating as a bellhop's shrewd ability to call the elevator at just the right moment.

As we embark on this analytical odyssey, we cannot help but wonder: what impels xkcd to interlace its profound wit with the colorful threads of popular culture, and how does this intertwine with the meticulously choreographed movements of bellhops in the serene expanse of South Dakota? It brings to mind the intriguing riddle: why did the bellhop take a bell to bed? Because he wanted to live on a higher plane!

Laden with purpose and a fervent quest for knowledge, our study aims to navigate through this enigmatic juncture, employing the twin forces of statistical rigor and humor, much like a sprightly bellhop deftly maneuvering a luggage cart through a labyrinthine hotel corridor.

As we venture further, it's important to heed the context in which our research germinated. The populous landscape of South Dakota presents a unique vantage point for our inquiry, much like a bellhop at the top of a staircase observing the bustling foyer below. Meanwhile, the mirthful musings of xkcd embody a rich tapestry of popular culture references, akin to a waggish bellhop subtly sprinkling jests while ushering guests to their rooms.

In this study, we endeavor to unravel the underlying synchrony between these seemingly incongruous entities, much like a bellhop deftly orchestrating the simultaneous arrival of multiple elevators. Our findings promise to illuminate a facet of interconnection that, much like a bellhop's ubiquitous presence in a hotel lobby, has been quietly pervasive yet evasively enigmatic. And speaking of enigmatic, why don't bellhops make good politicians? They can't stop carrying baggage!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Bell: A Quantitative Analysis of Bellhops in South Dakota and the Pop Culture Reference Frequency in xkcd Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The eternal question of "What's the connection between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture?" has been haunting researchers for decades, much like a bellhop haunting the halls of a hotel. This study sets out to uncover this enigma using a unique blend of quantitative analysis and humor, like a bellhop delivering a punchline.

Utilizing data obtained from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing cutting-edge AI analysis of xkcd comics, our research team meticulously parsed through the pages of comics to find references to pop culture phenomena. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2007 to 2022, leaving us more excited than a bellhop who just discovered the elevator music is actually his jam. Our findings suggest a discernible link between the number of bellhops employed in the rolling plains of South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in the acclaimed xkcd comics.

In conclusion, our research not only shines light on this quirky correlation but also adds a dash of whimsical humor to the realm of academic inquiry, much like a bellhop's cheerful greeting at the entrance of a grand hotel. And as a relevant dad joke, why don't bellhops ever get cold? Because they're always moving!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the bustling world of quantitative analysis, peculiar correlations often emerge, sparking curiosity and prompting researchers to delve into the unlikeliest of connections. Among these, the relationship between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in xkcd comics may appear as improbable as a bellhop donning a superhero cape to enhance their luggage-carrying abilities. However, as we venture into this uncharted territory of statistical inquiry, we uncover unforeseen associations that are as captivating as a bellhop's shrewd ability to call the elevator at just the right moment.
As we embark on this analytical odyssey, we cannot help but wonder: what impels xkcd to interlace its profound wit with the colorful threads of popular culture, and how does this intertwine with the meticulously choreographed movements of bellhops in the serene expanse of South Dakota? It brings to mind the intriguing riddle: why did the bellhop take a bell to bed? Because he wanted to live on a higher plane!
Laden with purpose and a fervent quest for knowledge, our study aims to navigate through this enigmatic juncture, employing the twin forces of statistical rigor and humor, much like a sprightly bellhop deftly maneuvering a luggage cart through a labyrinthine hotel corridor.
As we venture further, it's important to heed the context in which our research germinated. The populous landscape of South Dakota presents a unique vantage point for our inquiry, much like a bellhop at the top of a staircase observing the bustling foyer below. Meanwhile, the mirthful musings of xkcd embody a rich tapestry of popular culture references, akin to a waggish bellhop subtly sprinkling jests while ushering guests to their rooms.
In this study, we endeavor to unravel the underlying synchrony between these seemingly incongruous entities, much like a bellhop deftly orchestrating the simultaneous arrival of multiple elevators. Our findings promise to illuminate a facet of interconnection that, much like a bellhop's ubiquitous presence in a hotel lobby, has been quietly pervasive yet evasively enigmatic. And speaking of enigmatic, why don't bellhops make good politicians? They can't stop carrying baggage!

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

As we immerse ourselves in the pursuit of understanding the perplexing relationship between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and the pop culture reference frequency in xkcd comics, it is essential to ascertain the existing foundation of knowledge in this field. Smith et al. (2015) delved into the intricacies of service industry demographics, laying the groundwork for our exploration by examining the employment trends of bellhops in various regions. Meanwhile, Doe (2018) presented a comprehensive analysis of popular culture phenomena within comic strips, offering valuable insights into the intricate fabric of cultural references.

In a thought-provoking exploration, Jones (2019) scrutinized the emergence of quirky correlations in unlikely domains, setting the stage for our endeavor by shedding light on the allure of seemingly disparate connections. As we delve deeper into this unconventional union of bellhops and pop culture, we encounter a wealth of literature that, much like a bellhop's luggage cart, is packed with surprising twists and turns.

Turning to non-fiction works, "The Economics of Service Industries" by Jameson (2017) provides a panoramic view of employment dynamics in the service sector, offering valuable insights that parallel our investigation into the bellhop population. "Comics and Culture" by Miller (2019) offers a comprehensive exploration of the symbiotic relationship between comic art and cultural references, akin to the symbiosis we seek to unveil between bellhops and pop culture in xkcd.

In a more whimsical turn, fictional works such as "The Bellhop Chronicles" by Montague (2020) weave humorous tales of bellhops navigating the labyrinthine corridors of grand hotels, infusing our review with a touch of literary levity. Similarly, "Comic Capers: A Pop Culture Parody" by Travers (2018) adds a pulse of humor to our exploration of pop culture references, resonating with the comedic essence of xkcd comics.

In a surprising twist befitting this unconventional exploration, social media posts have surfaced with compelling anecdotes that, much like a bellhop's buoyant spirit, infuse our research with a dose of candid amusement. One Reddit post humorously mused, "Are bellhops the unsung heroes of pop culture, just like the obscure references in xkcd comics?" This tongue-in-cheek contemplation adds a delightful layer of reflection to our investigation, much like an unexpected punchline in an xkcd comic.

In this sea of academic and creative endeavors, our study seeks to navigate through the winding corridors of statistical analysis and humor, akin to a bellhop guiding guests through the labyrinth of a grand hotel. As the journey of exploration unfolds, we are reminded of a quintessential dad joke: Why don't bellhops ever get tired? Because they always lift spirits!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and AI analysis of xkcd comics . You used data from 2007 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Bell: A Quantitative Analysis of Bellhops in South Dakota and the Pop Culture Reference Frequency in xkcd Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The eternal question of "What's the connection between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture?" has been haunting researchers for decades, much like a bellhop haunting the halls of a hotel. This study sets out to uncover this enigma using a unique blend of quantitative analysis and humor, like a bellhop delivering a punchline.

Utilizing data obtained from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing cutting-edge AI analysis of xkcd comics, our research team meticulously parsed through the pages of comics to find references to pop culture phenomena. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2007 to 2022, leaving us more excited than a bellhop who just discovered the elevator music is actually his jam. Our findings suggest a discernible link between the number of bellhops employed in the rolling plains of South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in the acclaimed xkcd comics.

In conclusion, our research not only shines light on this quirky correlation but also adds a dash of whimsical humor to the realm of academic inquiry, much like a bellhop's cheerful greeting at the entrance of a grand hotel. And as a relevant dad joke, why don't bellhops ever get cold? Because they're always moving!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the bustling world of quantitative analysis, peculiar correlations often emerge, sparking curiosity and prompting researchers to delve into the unlikeliest of connections. Among these, the relationship between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in xkcd comics may appear as improbable as a bellhop donning a superhero cape to enhance their luggage-carrying abilities. However, as we venture into this uncharted territory of statistical inquiry, we uncover unforeseen associations that are as captivating as a bellhop's shrewd ability to call the elevator at just the right moment.
As we embark on this analytical odyssey, we cannot help but wonder: what impels xkcd to interlace its profound wit with the colorful threads of popular culture, and how does this intertwine with the meticulously choreographed movements of bellhops in the serene expanse of South Dakota? It brings to mind the intriguing riddle: why did the bellhop take a bell to bed? Because he wanted to live on a higher plane!
Laden with purpose and a fervent quest for knowledge, our study aims to navigate through this enigmatic juncture, employing the twin forces of statistical rigor and humor, much like a sprightly bellhop deftly maneuvering a luggage cart through a labyrinthine hotel corridor.
As we venture further, it's important to heed the context in which our research germinated. The populous landscape of South Dakota presents a unique vantage point for our inquiry, much like a bellhop at the top of a staircase observing the bustling foyer below. Meanwhile, the mirthful musings of xkcd embody a rich tapestry of popular culture references, akin to a waggish bellhop subtly sprinkling jests while ushering guests to their rooms.
In this study, we endeavor to unravel the underlying synchrony between these seemingly incongruous entities, much like a bellhop deftly orchestrating the simultaneous arrival of multiple elevators. Our findings promise to illuminate a facet of interconnection that, much like a bellhop's ubiquitous presence in a hotel lobby, has been quietly pervasive yet evasively enigmatic. And speaking of enigmatic, why don't bellhops make good politicians? They can't stop carrying baggage!

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To scrutinize the correlation between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in xkcd comics, our research team embarked on a methodological journey that was as intricate as a bellhop's uniform and as comprehensive as the assortment of luggage in a grand hotel's lobby. We amalgamated data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, encompassing comprehensive employment records for bellhops in South Dakota from 2007 to 2022, and conducted an extensive analysis of xkcd comics spanning the same time frame.

The procurement of data on bellhop employment in the vast expanse of South Dakota involved an elaborate process of cross-referencing official records with on-the-ground observations from an eclectic team of bellhop enthusiasts scattered across the state. Through astute deductive reasoning and a touch of old-fashioned sleuthing, we compiled a comprehensive dataset, meticulously accounting for variations in bellhop hiring practices, shifts in tourism patterns, and the occasional bellhop seeking greener pastures. This dataset was then verified and augmented using state-of-the-art AI algorithms designed to detect bellhop-related activities in unassuming social media posts and wry anecdotal accounts of bellhop sightings. It's a good thing bellhops aren't astronauts; it'd be hard to push a luggage cart in zero gravity.

On the other end of the spectrum, the extraction of pop culture references from xkcd comics demanded a careful balance between human expertise and computational acumen, reminiscent of a bellhop skillfully maintaining equilibrium while swiftly maneuvering a fully loaded luggage cart. Leveraging advanced cognitive linguistics and semantic analysis, our AI algorithms meticulously sifted through the rich tapestry of xkcd comics, identifying and categorizing instances of pop culture references with an accuracy that would make even the most seasoned bellhop envious.

With the two datasets at our disposal, we then ventured into the hallowed realm of statistical analysis, navigating through regression models and significance tests with a calculated precision akin to a bellhop orchestrating the harmonious movement of multiple luggage carts. Utilizing the formidable arsenal of computational tools at our disposal, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 (p < 0.01), indicating a robust and statistically significant relationship between the two seemingly disparate variables. This correlation stood as firm as a determined bellhop refusing to yield to an overloaded luggage cart, highlighting an intriguing interplay that beckons further exploration.

In conclusion, our methodology not only charted a meticulous course through the labyrinthine paths of quantitative analysis but also infused a spirit of whimsy and curiosity that mirrors the jovial exuberance of a seasoned bellhop regaling guests with delightfully embellished tales. And in the spirit of a lighthearted aside, what did the bellhop say after the hotel was demolished? "Oh, that's just how I roll!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and AI analysis of xkcd comics .

For the time period 2007 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.6642600, r-squared of 0.4412414, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Bell: A Quantitative Analysis of Bellhops in South Dakota and the Pop Culture Reference Frequency in xkcd Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The eternal question of "What's the connection between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture?" has been haunting researchers for decades, much like a bellhop haunting the halls of a hotel. This study sets out to uncover this enigma using a unique blend of quantitative analysis and humor, like a bellhop delivering a punchline.

Utilizing data obtained from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing cutting-edge AI analysis of xkcd comics, our research team meticulously parsed through the pages of comics to find references to pop culture phenomena. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2007 to 2022, leaving us more excited than a bellhop who just discovered the elevator music is actually his jam. Our findings suggest a discernible link between the number of bellhops employed in the rolling plains of South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in the acclaimed xkcd comics.

In conclusion, our research not only shines light on this quirky correlation but also adds a dash of whimsical humor to the realm of academic inquiry, much like a bellhop's cheerful greeting at the entrance of a grand hotel. And as a relevant dad joke, why don't bellhops ever get cold? Because they're always moving!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the bustling world of quantitative analysis, peculiar correlations often emerge, sparking curiosity and prompting researchers to delve into the unlikeliest of connections. Among these, the relationship between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in xkcd comics may appear as improbable as a bellhop donning a superhero cape to enhance their luggage-carrying abilities. However, as we venture into this uncharted territory of statistical inquiry, we uncover unforeseen associations that are as captivating as a bellhop's shrewd ability to call the elevator at just the right moment.
As we embark on this analytical odyssey, we cannot help but wonder: what impels xkcd to interlace its profound wit with the colorful threads of popular culture, and how does this intertwine with the meticulously choreographed movements of bellhops in the serene expanse of South Dakota? It brings to mind the intriguing riddle: why did the bellhop take a bell to bed? Because he wanted to live on a higher plane!
Laden with purpose and a fervent quest for knowledge, our study aims to navigate through this enigmatic juncture, employing the twin forces of statistical rigor and humor, much like a sprightly bellhop deftly maneuvering a luggage cart through a labyrinthine hotel corridor.
As we venture further, it's important to heed the context in which our research germinated. The populous landscape of South Dakota presents a unique vantage point for our inquiry, much like a bellhop at the top of a staircase observing the bustling foyer below. Meanwhile, the mirthful musings of xkcd embody a rich tapestry of popular culture references, akin to a waggish bellhop subtly sprinkling jests while ushering guests to their rooms.
In this study, we endeavor to unravel the underlying synchrony between these seemingly incongruous entities, much like a bellhop deftly orchestrating the simultaneous arrival of multiple elevators. Our findings promise to illuminate a facet of interconnection that, much like a bellhop's ubiquitous presence in a hotel lobby, has been quietly pervasive yet evasively enigmatic. And speaking of enigmatic, why don't bellhops make good politicians? They can't stop carrying baggage!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data unveiled a notable correlation between the number of bellhops employed in South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in xkcd comics. The correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 and an r-squared value of 0.4412414 indicated a moderately strong relationship between the two variables for the period spanning from 2007 to 2022, leaving us with an outcome as surprising as a bellhop moonlighting as a stand-up comedian.

During this period, as the number of bellhops in South Dakota waxed and waned, so did the references to popular culture in xkcd comics, in a manner reminiscent of a bellhop deftly maneuvering around luggage carts in a crowded hotel lobby. The findings lend support to the hypothesis that there exists a discernible connection between the employment of bellhops in the picturesque plains of South Dakota and the incorporation of popular culture references in the acclaimed xkcd comics. It's almost as if the bellhops themselves were leaving subliminal suggestions for the comic creators. And speaking of subliminal, did you hear about the bellhop who secretly improved the elevator? People said he really lifted the spirits.

Our team's rigorous statistical analysis and AI-powered data collection enabled us to lay bare this fascinating relationship, shedding light on a previously overlooked phenomenon. The figure (Fig. 1) accompanying this paper visually encapsulates the strong correlation between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in xkcd comics, lending credence to our findings. It's as evident as a bellhop's charming smile when greeting hotel guests.

Overall, these results present a compelling case for further exploration of the intersection between seemingly disparate elements, infusing a blend of empirical rigor and entertaining curiosity into the field of research, not unlike the dual role a bellhop assumes in balancing friendliness with efficiency. And here's a dad joke for a fitting conclusion: what do you call a bellhop's ringtone? A carry-tone!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Bell: A Quantitative Analysis of Bellhops in South Dakota and the Pop Culture Reference Frequency in xkcd Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The eternal question of "What's the connection between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture?" has been haunting researchers for decades, much like a bellhop haunting the halls of a hotel. This study sets out to uncover this enigma using a unique blend of quantitative analysis and humor, like a bellhop delivering a punchline.

Utilizing data obtained from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing cutting-edge AI analysis of xkcd comics, our research team meticulously parsed through the pages of comics to find references to pop culture phenomena. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2007 to 2022, leaving us more excited than a bellhop who just discovered the elevator music is actually his jam. Our findings suggest a discernible link between the number of bellhops employed in the rolling plains of South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in the acclaimed xkcd comics.

In conclusion, our research not only shines light on this quirky correlation but also adds a dash of whimsical humor to the realm of academic inquiry, much like a bellhop's cheerful greeting at the entrance of a grand hotel. And as a relevant dad joke, why don't bellhops ever get cold? Because they're always moving!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
As we immerse ourselves in the pursuit of understanding the perplexing relationship between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and the pop culture reference frequency in xkcd comics, it is essential to ascertain the existing foundation of knowledge in this field. Smith et al. (2015) delved into the intricacies of service industry demographics, laying the groundwork for our exploration by examining the employment trends of bellhops in various regions. Meanwhile, Doe (2018) presented a comprehensive analysis of popular culture phenomena within comic strips, offering valuable insights into the intricate fabric of cultural references.
In a thought-provoking exploration, Jones (2019) scrutinized the emergence of quirky correlations in unlikely domains, setting the stage for our endeavor by shedding light on the allure of seemingly disparate connections. As we delve deeper into this unconventional union of bellhops and pop culture, we encounter a wealth of literature that, much like a bellhop's luggage cart, is packed with surprising twists and turns.
Turning to non-fiction works, "The Economics of Service Industries" by Jameson (2017) provides a panoramic view of employment dynamics in the service sector, offering valuable insights that parallel our investigation into the bellhop population. "Comics and Culture" by Miller (2019) offers a comprehensive exploration of the symbiotic relationship between comic art and cultural references, akin to the symbiosis we seek to unveil between bellhops and pop culture in xkcd.
In a more whimsical turn, fictional works such as "The Bellhop Chronicles" by Montague (2020) weave humorous tales of bellhops navigating the labyrinthine corridors of grand hotels, infusing our review with a touch of literary levity. Similarly, "Comic Capers: A Pop Culture Parody" by Travers (2018) adds a pulse of humor to our exploration of pop culture references, resonating with the comedic essence of xkcd comics.
In a surprising twist befitting this unconventional exploration, social media posts have surfaced with compelling anecdotes that, much like a bellhop's buoyant spirit, infuse our research with a dose of candid amusement. One Reddit post humorously mused, "Are bellhops the unsung heroes of pop culture, just like the obscure references in xkcd comics?" This tongue-in-cheek contemplation adds a delightful layer of reflection to our investigation, much like an unexpected punchline in an xkcd comic.
In this sea of academic and creative endeavors, our study seeks to navigate through the winding corridors of statistical analysis and humor, akin to a bellhop guiding guests through the labyrinth of a grand hotel. As the journey of exploration unfolds, we are reminded of a quintessential dad joke: Why don't bellhops ever get tired? Because they always lift spirits!

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data unveiled a notable correlation between the number of bellhops employed in South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in xkcd comics. The correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 and an r-squared value of 0.4412414 indicated a moderately strong relationship between the two variables for the period spanning from 2007 to 2022, leaving us with an outcome as surprising as a bellhop moonlighting as a stand-up comedian.
During this period, as the number of bellhops in South Dakota waxed and waned, so did the references to popular culture in xkcd comics, in a manner reminiscent of a bellhop deftly maneuvering around luggage carts in a crowded hotel lobby. The findings lend support to the hypothesis that there exists a discernible connection between the employment of bellhops in the picturesque plains of South Dakota and the incorporation of popular culture references in the acclaimed xkcd comics. It's almost as if the bellhops themselves were leaving subliminal suggestions for the comic creators. And speaking of subliminal, did you hear about the bellhop who secretly improved the elevator? People said he really lifted the spirits.
Our team's rigorous statistical analysis and AI-powered data collection enabled us to lay bare this fascinating relationship, shedding light on a previously overlooked phenomenon. The figure (Fig. 1) accompanying this paper visually encapsulates the strong correlation between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in xkcd comics, lending credence to our findings. It's as evident as a bellhop's charming smile when greeting hotel guests.
Overall, these results present a compelling case for further exploration of the intersection between seemingly disparate elements, infusing a blend of empirical rigor and entertaining curiosity into the field of research, not unlike the dual role a bellhop assumes in balancing friendliness with efficiency. And here's a dad joke for a fitting conclusion: what do you call a bellhop's ringtone? A carry-tone!

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

The correlation of 0.6642600 between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in xkcd comics, observed over the period 2007 to 2022, underscores a significant finding in our study. This outcome aligns with Smith et al.'s (2015) analysis of service industry demographics, providing empirical support to the notion that the employment trends of bellhops may indeed correspond to cultural phenomena. It's as if the bellhops were subtly signaling us through the pages of xkcd comics, leaving behind a trail of wit and wisdom, much like a bellhop leaving a trail of luggage through a hotel lobby. And speaking of signaling, did you hear about the bellhop who became a semaphore enthusiast? He found it was a good way to wave hello and goodbye simultaneously.

Doe's (2018) comprehensive examination of popular culture phenomena within comic strips is similarly bolstered by our findings, as the discernible link between bellhop employment and pop culture references in xkcd comics elucidates the intricate fabric of cultural references, much like a bellhop meticulously folding the corners of a guest's bedsheet. This unexpected correlation showcases the dynamic intersection of service industry employment and cultural zeitgeist, providing empirical weight to the whimsical contemplations in Montague's (2020) "The Bellhop Chronicles." It's almost as if the bellhops in South Dakota were sneakily influencing the pop culture landscape, like undercover comedy superheroes. Speaking of undercover, did you hear about the time the bellhop dressed as a detective for Halloween? He went as an undercover agent.

Furthermore, the surprising correlation between bellhop employment in South Dakota and pop culture references in xkcd comics also resonates with Travers' (2018) exploration of humor and cultural references in comic art, as our results add a pulse of jocular influence to the realm of academic inquiry. The humor-infused essence of our findings mirrors the comedic essence of xkcd comics, creating a meta-narrative that intertwines the statistical rigor of our study with the entertainment value of the subject matter. It's almost as if the bellhops were in cahoots with the comic creators, staging a surreptitious comedy collaboration. And speaking of collaboration, did you hear about the bellhops who decided to form a band? They called themselves the "Luggage Lifters" and said their music really lifted spirits.

In conclusion, our study unveils a quirky yet substantiated correlation between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and the incorporation of popular culture references in xkcd comics, providing a lighthearted yet meaningful addition to the realm of quantitative analysis and cultural inquiry. This unexpected linkage not only enriches the academic discourse but also adds a whimsical layer of thought-provoking amusement, much like the unexpected punchlines in xkcd comics and the classic dad jokes that make us smile. And speaking of classic dad jokes, why don't bellhops ever get sick? Because taking a day off would be un-bearable!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Ringing the Bell: A Quantitative Analysis of Bellhops in South Dakota and the Pop Culture Reference Frequency in xkcd Comics"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The eternal question of "What's the connection between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture?" has been haunting researchers for decades, much like a bellhop haunting the halls of a hotel. This study sets out to uncover this enigma using a unique blend of quantitative analysis and humor, like a bellhop delivering a punchline.

Utilizing data obtained from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing cutting-edge AI analysis of xkcd comics, our research team meticulously parsed through the pages of comics to find references to pop culture phenomena. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2007 to 2022, leaving us more excited than a bellhop who just discovered the elevator music is actually his jam. Our findings suggest a discernible link between the number of bellhops employed in the rolling plains of South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in the acclaimed xkcd comics.

In conclusion, our research not only shines light on this quirky correlation but also adds a dash of whimsical humor to the realm of academic inquiry, much like a bellhop's cheerful greeting at the entrance of a grand hotel. And as a relevant dad joke, why don't bellhops ever get cold? Because they're always moving!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the bustling world of quantitative analysis, peculiar correlations often emerge, sparking curiosity and prompting researchers to delve into the unlikeliest of connections. Among these, the relationship between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in xkcd comics may appear as improbable as a bellhop donning a superhero cape to enhance their luggage-carrying abilities. However, as we venture into this uncharted territory of statistical inquiry, we uncover unforeseen associations that are as captivating as a bellhop's shrewd ability to call the elevator at just the right moment.
As we embark on this analytical odyssey, we cannot help but wonder: what impels xkcd to interlace its profound wit with the colorful threads of popular culture, and how does this intertwine with the meticulously choreographed movements of bellhops in the serene expanse of South Dakota? It brings to mind the intriguing riddle: why did the bellhop take a bell to bed? Because he wanted to live on a higher plane!
Laden with purpose and a fervent quest for knowledge, our study aims to navigate through this enigmatic juncture, employing the twin forces of statistical rigor and humor, much like a sprightly bellhop deftly maneuvering a luggage cart through a labyrinthine hotel corridor.
As we venture further, it's important to heed the context in which our research germinated. The populous landscape of South Dakota presents a unique vantage point for our inquiry, much like a bellhop at the top of a staircase observing the bustling foyer below. Meanwhile, the mirthful musings of xkcd embody a rich tapestry of popular culture references, akin to a waggish bellhop subtly sprinkling jests while ushering guests to their rooms.
In this study, we endeavor to unravel the underlying synchrony between these seemingly incongruous entities, much like a bellhop deftly orchestrating the simultaneous arrival of multiple elevators. Our findings promise to illuminate a facet of interconnection that, much like a bellhop's ubiquitous presence in a hotel lobby, has been quietly pervasive yet evasively enigmatic. And speaking of enigmatic, why don't bellhops make good politicians? They can't stop carrying baggage!

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data unveiled a notable correlation between the number of bellhops employed in South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in xkcd comics. The correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 and an r-squared value of 0.4412414 indicated a moderately strong relationship between the two variables for the period spanning from 2007 to 2022, leaving us with an outcome as surprising as a bellhop moonlighting as a stand-up comedian.
During this period, as the number of bellhops in South Dakota waxed and waned, so did the references to popular culture in xkcd comics, in a manner reminiscent of a bellhop deftly maneuvering around luggage carts in a crowded hotel lobby. The findings lend support to the hypothesis that there exists a discernible connection between the employment of bellhops in the picturesque plains of South Dakota and the incorporation of popular culture references in the acclaimed xkcd comics. It's almost as if the bellhops themselves were leaving subliminal suggestions for the comic creators. And speaking of subliminal, did you hear about the bellhop who secretly improved the elevator? People said he really lifted the spirits.
Our team's rigorous statistical analysis and AI-powered data collection enabled us to lay bare this fascinating relationship, shedding light on a previously overlooked phenomenon. The figure (Fig. 1) accompanying this paper visually encapsulates the strong correlation between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in xkcd comics, lending credence to our findings. It's as evident as a bellhop's charming smile when greeting hotel guests.
Overall, these results present a compelling case for further exploration of the intersection between seemingly disparate elements, infusing a blend of empirical rigor and entertaining curiosity into the field of research, not unlike the dual role a bellhop assumes in balancing friendliness with efficiency. And here's a dad joke for a fitting conclusion: what do you call a bellhop's ringtone? A carry-tone!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

In conclusion, our study has successfully unraveled a surprising correlation between the number of bellhops in the picturesque plains of South Dakota and the incorporation of popular culture references in the celebrated xkcd comics. The correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2007 to 2022 indicates a strong relationship, leaving us with results as unexpected as a bellhop performing magic tricks with luggage carts. It's almost as if the bellhops themselves were providing inspiration for the comic creators. Speaking of inspiration, why don't bellhops ever get promoted? They lack the lift!

Our findings not only contribute to the body of knowledge in quantitative analysis but also add a touch of lightheartedness to the often serious realm of academic research. We hope this study encourages future researchers to explore similarly unexpected connections, injecting a dose of amusement into the rigorous pursuit of knowledge. It’s as refreshing as a bellhop’s smile after a long shift.

In light of our findings, it is evident that no further research in this area is needed. With this, we have rung the bell on this particular correlation and can confidently declare that this quirky relationship has been thoroughly explored. Much like a bellhop on a break, it's time to put our findings to rest.

As we conclude this study, we are reminded of the quirkiness and unexpected surprises that emerge from the world of data and analysis. Just like a good dad joke, sometimes the most amusing and insightful discoveries come when we least expect them.

Therefore, we assert that no more research is needed in this area, and we close the door on this unusual yet delightful corridor of inquiry. And as a final send-off, why do bellhops make terrible archers? They always miss the point!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Ringing the Bell: A Quantitative Analysis of Bellhops in South Dakota and the Pop Culture Reference Frequency in xkcd Comics. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Quirky Quantitative Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Ringing the Bell: A Quantitative Analysis of Bellhops in South Dakota and the Pop Culture Reference Frequency in xkcd Comics. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Quirky Cultural Phenomena Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Ringing the Bell: A Quantitative Analysis of Bellhops in South Dakota and the Pop Culture Reference Frequency in xkcd Comics with an abstract of The eternal question of "What's the connection between the number of bellhops in South Dakota and xkcd comics published about pop culture?" has been haunting researchers for decades, much like a bellhop haunting the halls of a hotel. This study sets out to uncover this enigma using a unique blend of quantitative analysis and humor, like a bellhop delivering a punchline.
Utilizing data obtained from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and employing cutting-edge AI analysis of xkcd comics, our research team meticulously parsed through the pages of comics to find references to pop culture phenomena. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6642600 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2007 to 2022, leaving us more excited than a bellhop who just discovered the elevator music is actually his jam. Our findings suggest a discernible link between the number of bellhops employed in the rolling plains of South Dakota and the frequency of pop culture references in the acclaimed xkcd comics.
In conclusion, our research not only shines light on this quirky correlation but also adds a dash of whimsical humor to the realm of academic inquiry, much like a bellhop's cheerful greeting at the entrance of a grand hotel. And as a relevant dad joke, why don't bellhops ever get cold? Because they're always moving!

ChatGPT:

bellhops, South Dakota, xkcd comics, pop culture references, quantitative analysis, correlation coefficient, Bureau of Labor Statistics, AI analysis, humor in research, statistical analysis, pop culture phenomena

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Data details

The number of bellhops in South Dakota
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of baggage porters and bellhops in South Dakota
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of bellhops in South Dakota

xkcd comics published about pop culture
Detailed data title: The number of xkcd comics published each year about pop culture
Source: AI analysis of xkcd comics
Additional Info: I designed a Python workflow to perform OCR on every xkcd comic, feed that text into a large language model, and ask the model whether this comic was about the category named in the title.

See what else correlates with xkcd comics published about pop culture

Correlation r = 0.6642600 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.4412414 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 44.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., xkcd comics published about pop culture) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of bellhops in South Dakota) over the 16 years from 2007 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0050071. 0.0050070503939491030000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.66 in 0.50071% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 200 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 15 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 15 because we have two variables measured over a period of 16 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.25, 0.87 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The number of bellhops in South Dakota (Laborers)901107070704050709060607090504070
xkcd comics published about pop culture (xkcd comics)243033182611161319141816191059




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([90,110,70,70,70,40,50,70,90,60,60,70,90,50,40,70,])
array_2 = np.array([24,30,33,18,26,11,16,13,19,14,18,16,19,10,5,9,])
array_1_name = "The number of bellhops in South Dakota"
array_2_name = "xkcd comics published about pop culture"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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