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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain and the second variable is Assistant Processor salaries in the US.  The chart goes from 2009 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the demand for Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Spain rose, more and more people started using it for cooking and heating. This led to a spike in the need for Assistant Processors in the US to handle and process the extra LPG orders coming from Spain. With all the gas-related work piling up, companies had to offer higher salaries to attract top talent, making it a truly "fiery" job market for Assistant Processors.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: "DALLE-3, please generate an image depicting a futuristic scene where a group of assistant processors in the US are gathered around a budgeting table, looking worried. Meanwhile, in the background, a delivery truck labeled "LPG" is pulling up at a gas station in Spain. The pump prices are visibly increasing, indicating the impact of the LPG change. The two scenes should be connected by the shared concern over rising expenses, creating a gas-tastic correlation between the two variables. The visual depiction should be simple and imaginative." The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain and Assistant Processor salaries in the US. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Photorealism Cutsy art illustration Futuristic Parallax art Minimalism
ChatGPT: Futuristic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain and Assistant Processor salaries in the US, in the following situation: Well, you see, as Spain changed their LPG, the US assistant processors felt the heat! The increase in gas prices caused a chain reaction, leading to higher salaries for assistant processors who were feeling the pressure to make ends meet. It's a gas-tastic correlation, if you ask me!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the scene, a group of assistant processors in the US are seen gathered around a budgeting table, looking worried. Meanwhile, in the background, a delivery truck labeled "LPG" is pulling up at a gas station in Spain. The pump prices are visibly increasing, indicating the impact of the LPG change. The two scenes are connected by the shared concern over rising expenses, creating a gas-tastic correlation between the two variables.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Futuristic ] and depicting this scene: In the scene, a group of assistant processors in the US are seen gathered around a budgeting table, looking worried. Meanwhile, in the background, a delivery truck labeled "LPG" is pulling up at a gas station in Spain. The pump prices are visibly increasing, indicating the impact of the LPG change. The two scenes are connected by the shared concern over rising expenses, creating a gas-tastic correlation between the two variables. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: "DALLE-3, please generate an image depicting a futuristic scene where a group of assistant processors in the US are gathered around a budgeting table, looking worried. Meanwhile, in the background, a delivery truck labeled "LPG" is pulling up at a gas station in Spain. The pump prices are visibly increasing, indicating the impact of the LPG change. The two scenes should be connected by the shared concern over rising expenses, creating a gas-tastic correlation between the two variables. The visual depiction should be simple and imaginative."

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain positively influenced Assistant Processor salaries in the US. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Fired up: Exploring the Flaming Relationship Between LPG in Spain and Assistant Processor Salaries in the US

The Journal of Transcontinental Economic Relationships

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain and Assistant Processor salaries in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from Energy Information Administration and National Center for Education Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9032385 and p < 0.01 for 2009 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Fired up: Exploring the Flaming Relationship Between LPG in Spain and Assistant Processor Salaries in the US

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States has long been the subject of speculation for researchers in the field. In this study, we harnessed the power of puns and rigorous statistical analysis to shed light on this fiery interaction. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the National Center for Education Statistics, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9032385 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2009 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a burning link between the consumption of LPG in Spain, the salary of Assistant Professors in the US, and the potential for sizzling research discoveries. This investigation not only fuels the flames of curiosity but also ignites a new appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain and Assistant Processor salaries in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Fired up: Exploring the Flaming Relationship Between LPG in Spain and Assistant Processor Salaries in the US

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States has long been the subject of speculation for researchers in the field. In this study, we harnessed the power of puns and rigorous statistical analysis to shed light on this fiery interaction. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the National Center for Education Statistics, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9032385 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2009 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a burning link between the consumption of LPG in Spain, the salary of Assistant Professors in the US, and the potential for sizzling research discoveries. This investigation not only fuels the flames of curiosity but also ignites a new appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As the ancient Greek philosopher Heraclitus famously said, "Everything is in a state of flux." His words ring especially true in the realm of research, where seemingly disparate elements often come together in surprising ways. In this paper, we aim to explore the sizzling relationship between the consumption of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States. While on the surface these two subjects may appear as incongruous as oil and water, our investigation has uncovered a connection that is not just a flash in the pan but rather, a burning, ongoing phenomenon.

While one might initially balk at the mere suggestion of a link between LPG usage in Spain and assistant professor salaries in the US, our investigation has revealed a compelling correlation that cannot be extinguished by mere skepticism. Looking back at the inception of this research, one might say we were fired up by the possibility of finding a groundbreaking relationship that would set the academic world ablaze.

The quest to unearth this fiery connection led us to the captivating realm of statistics, where we discovered a correlation coefficient that made our eyebrows raise like the temperature reading on a scorching summer day. Our findings not only raised the eyebrows of our peers but also sparked conversations that were as heated as the debate over the best temperature for roasting marshmallows.

Furthermore, our study delved into historical patterns, discovering fluctuations in LPG consumption that mirrored the ebbs and flows of Assistant Professor salaries in the US. This realization set our research team's minds alight with the excitement of uncovering a pattern that had remained, until now, hidden in plain sight. Just as a skilled chef knows how to control the heat under a cooking pot, our analysis allowed us to simmer down the seemingly chaotic nature of these variables into a comprehensible framework.

In the pages that follow, we will dissect the methodologies employed, present our findings, and fuel the flames of curiosity among our fellow researchers. This paper stands as a testament to the idea that even the most unlikely connections can fuel the fires of innovation and inspire discoveries that are as illuminating as the glow of a bonfire on a cool autumn night. So, let's stoke the flames of inquiry and embark on this illuminating journey together.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain and Assistant Processor salaries in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Fired up: Exploring the Flaming Relationship Between LPG in Spain and Assistant Processor Salaries in the US

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States has long been the subject of speculation for researchers in the field. In this study, we harnessed the power of puns and rigorous statistical analysis to shed light on this fiery interaction. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the National Center for Education Statistics, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9032385 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2009 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a burning link between the consumption of LPG in Spain, the salary of Assistant Professors in the US, and the potential for sizzling research discoveries. This investigation not only fuels the flames of curiosity but also ignites a new appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the ancient Greek philosopher Heraclitus famously said, "Everything is in a state of flux." His words ring especially true in the realm of research, where seemingly disparate elements often come together in surprising ways. In this paper, we aim to explore the sizzling relationship between the consumption of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States. While on the surface these two subjects may appear as incongruous as oil and water, our investigation has uncovered a connection that is not just a flash in the pan but rather, a burning, ongoing phenomenon.
While one might initially balk at the mere suggestion of a link between LPG usage in Spain and assistant professor salaries in the US, our investigation has revealed a compelling correlation that cannot be extinguished by mere skepticism. Looking back at the inception of this research, one might say we were fired up by the possibility of finding a groundbreaking relationship that would set the academic world ablaze.
The quest to unearth this fiery connection led us to the captivating realm of statistics, where we discovered a correlation coefficient that made our eyebrows raise like the temperature reading on a scorching summer day. Our findings not only raised the eyebrows of our peers but also sparked conversations that were as heated as the debate over the best temperature for roasting marshmallows.
Furthermore, our study delved into historical patterns, discovering fluctuations in LPG consumption that mirrored the ebbs and flows of Assistant Professor salaries in the US. This realization set our research team's minds alight with the excitement of uncovering a pattern that had remained, until now, hidden in plain sight. Just as a skilled chef knows how to control the heat under a cooking pot, our analysis allowed us to simmer down the seemingly chaotic nature of these variables into a comprehensible framework.
In the pages that follow, we will dissect the methodologies employed, present our findings, and fuel the flames of curiosity among our fellow researchers. This paper stands as a testament to the idea that even the most unlikely connections can fuel the fires of innovation and inspire discoveries that are as illuminating as the glow of a bonfire on a cool autumn night. So, let's stoke the flames of inquiry and embark on this illuminating journey together.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The fiery connection between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States has captured the attention of researchers across various disciplines. Smith (2015) delves into the economics of energy consumption and its impact on global markets, providing a comprehensive analysis of LPG trends in Europe. Meanwhile, Doe (2018) addresses the complexities of academic salaries in the United States, shedding light on the factors influencing compensation for faculty members. In a parallel attempt to unravel this enigmatic relationship, Jones (2020) examines the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena, emphasizing the unexpected connections that lurk beneath the surface of statistical data.

Venturing beyond traditional research avenues, our investigation delved into non-fiction works that offered perspectives on energy economics and academic labor dynamics. "Shock to the System: The Dynamics of Gas Prices in the 21st Century" by Sizzle and Burn (2016) provided valuable insights into the volatility of energy markets, igniting our curiosity about the potential impact of LPG consumption on disparate sectors. Similarly, "The Adjunct Controversy: Exploring Academic Labor in the Modern Era" by Earnest Scholar (2019) sparked discussions about the intricacies of faculty compensation, heating up our pursuit of a deeper understanding of assistant professor salaries.

Moving beyond the realm of non-fiction, we turned our attention to fictional works that, at first glance, appeared unrelated but captured the essence of our quest in unexpected ways. "The Flaming Alchemist: A Tale of Transmutation and Trials" by Blaze and Ember (2003) kindled our imagination, serving as a metaphor for the transformational potential inherent in unlikely connections. Furthermore, "A Song of Fire and Funding: A Game of Grants" by GRR Too Fiery (1996) stoked our enthusiasm for unraveling complex patterns, drawing parallels between academic pursuits and the intrigue of political power struggles.

In a bid to incorporate diverse perspectives, our research team embraced pop culture references, indulging in TV shows that, on the surface, seemed unrelated but held the potential for insight. "Gasoline Galore: A Reality Series on Fuel Frenzies" provided a glimpse into the cultural impact of energy consumption, sparking conversations about the societal implications of LPG usage. Additionally, "The Salary Shuffle: Academic Edition" offered a satirical take on the inner workings of academia, fueling our team's appreciation for the humorous side of academic labor dynamics.

As we immersed ourselves in this eclectic assortment of sources, it became apparent that our pursuit of knowledge was not just a flash in the pan. Rather, it ignited a fervor for uncovering unexpected connections and kindled a sense of humor in the pursuit of scholarly inquiry. With this diverse array of sources as kindling, we ventured deeper into the intricacies of LPG usage in Spain and its inexplicable link to the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States, igniting a blazing curiosity that continues to light the path for future research endeavors.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain and Assistant Processor salaries in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Energy Information Administration and National Center for Education Statistics . You used data from 2009 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Fired up: Exploring the Flaming Relationship Between LPG in Spain and Assistant Processor Salaries in the US

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States has long been the subject of speculation for researchers in the field. In this study, we harnessed the power of puns and rigorous statistical analysis to shed light on this fiery interaction. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the National Center for Education Statistics, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9032385 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2009 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a burning link between the consumption of LPG in Spain, the salary of Assistant Professors in the US, and the potential for sizzling research discoveries. This investigation not only fuels the flames of curiosity but also ignites a new appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the ancient Greek philosopher Heraclitus famously said, "Everything is in a state of flux." His words ring especially true in the realm of research, where seemingly disparate elements often come together in surprising ways. In this paper, we aim to explore the sizzling relationship between the consumption of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States. While on the surface these two subjects may appear as incongruous as oil and water, our investigation has uncovered a connection that is not just a flash in the pan but rather, a burning, ongoing phenomenon.
While one might initially balk at the mere suggestion of a link between LPG usage in Spain and assistant professor salaries in the US, our investigation has revealed a compelling correlation that cannot be extinguished by mere skepticism. Looking back at the inception of this research, one might say we were fired up by the possibility of finding a groundbreaking relationship that would set the academic world ablaze.
The quest to unearth this fiery connection led us to the captivating realm of statistics, where we discovered a correlation coefficient that made our eyebrows raise like the temperature reading on a scorching summer day. Our findings not only raised the eyebrows of our peers but also sparked conversations that were as heated as the debate over the best temperature for roasting marshmallows.
Furthermore, our study delved into historical patterns, discovering fluctuations in LPG consumption that mirrored the ebbs and flows of Assistant Professor salaries in the US. This realization set our research team's minds alight with the excitement of uncovering a pattern that had remained, until now, hidden in plain sight. Just as a skilled chef knows how to control the heat under a cooking pot, our analysis allowed us to simmer down the seemingly chaotic nature of these variables into a comprehensible framework.
In the pages that follow, we will dissect the methodologies employed, present our findings, and fuel the flames of curiosity among our fellow researchers. This paper stands as a testament to the idea that even the most unlikely connections can fuel the fires of innovation and inspire discoveries that are as illuminating as the glow of a bonfire on a cool autumn night. So, let's stoke the flames of inquiry and embark on this illuminating journey together.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

The investigation into the scorching relationship between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States required a methodology that was as precise and focused as wielding a blowtorch in a metalworking studio. Our research team took a multipronged approach, akin to juggling flaming batons, to ensure that our findings were as robust as a well-insulated oven mitt.

First and foremost, we scoured the digital landscape, traversing the vast expanse of the internet like intrepid explorers on a quest for hidden treasure. Our primary sources of data were the Energy Information Administration and the National Center for Education Statistics. We collected data spanning the years 2009 to 2021, ensuring that our investigation spanned a period long enough to capture any smoldering patterns that may have otherwise gone unnoticed.

In keeping with the spirit of discovery, we employed statistical analysis methods that were as agile as a fire dancer at a carnival. Embracing the power of correlation analysis, we sought to uncover any sparks of connection between LPG consumption in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the US. Our statistical analyses danced a fiery tango with the data, and just like a well-executed pyrotechnic display, they illuminated the potential relationship between these seemingly disparate variables.

Furthermore, we employed time series analysis to trace the historical ebbs and flows of LPG usage and Assistant Professor salaries, seeking patterns that might have been as elusive as a flickering flame in the breeze. This method allowed us to not only understand the current state of affairs but also to gaze back into the swirling mists of time and uncover any chronicles of infernos past.

In addition, we conducted rigorous sensitivity analyses to ensure that our findings were as resilient as the heat-resistant tiles on the belly of a space shuttle. This involved testing our models and assumptions under various scenarios, much like experimenting with different fire-starting techniques to ensure that we were not making s'mores in the dark.

Finally, in the spirit of transparency and scholarly integrity, we employed a comprehensive review of existing literature, akin to gathering wood from a forest to fuel the blaze of knowledge. Our review of previous research served as kindling for our own investigation, providing the foundational heat that allowed our findings to catch fire and illuminate new pathways in the field of cross-disciplinary analysis.

In sum, our methodology was characterized by thoroughness, precision, and a willingness to embrace the unexpected, much like a seasoned firewalker navigating a bed of hot coals. By combining these approaches, we aimed to infuse our investigation with the energy and rigor needed to uncover the simmering relationship between LPG consumption in Spain and Assistant Professor salaries in the US. This methodology not only fueled our own curiosity but also provided a firm foundation for the fiery findings presented in the subsequent sections of this paper.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain and Assistant Processor salaries in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Energy Information Administration and National Center for Education Statistics .

For the time period 2009 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9032385, r-squared of 0.8158398, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Fired up: Exploring the Flaming Relationship Between LPG in Spain and Assistant Processor Salaries in the US

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States has long been the subject of speculation for researchers in the field. In this study, we harnessed the power of puns and rigorous statistical analysis to shed light on this fiery interaction. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the National Center for Education Statistics, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9032385 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2009 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a burning link between the consumption of LPG in Spain, the salary of Assistant Professors in the US, and the potential for sizzling research discoveries. This investigation not only fuels the flames of curiosity but also ignites a new appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As the ancient Greek philosopher Heraclitus famously said, "Everything is in a state of flux." His words ring especially true in the realm of research, where seemingly disparate elements often come together in surprising ways. In this paper, we aim to explore the sizzling relationship between the consumption of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States. While on the surface these two subjects may appear as incongruous as oil and water, our investigation has uncovered a connection that is not just a flash in the pan but rather, a burning, ongoing phenomenon.
While one might initially balk at the mere suggestion of a link between LPG usage in Spain and assistant professor salaries in the US, our investigation has revealed a compelling correlation that cannot be extinguished by mere skepticism. Looking back at the inception of this research, one might say we were fired up by the possibility of finding a groundbreaking relationship that would set the academic world ablaze.
The quest to unearth this fiery connection led us to the captivating realm of statistics, where we discovered a correlation coefficient that made our eyebrows raise like the temperature reading on a scorching summer day. Our findings not only raised the eyebrows of our peers but also sparked conversations that were as heated as the debate over the best temperature for roasting marshmallows.
Furthermore, our study delved into historical patterns, discovering fluctuations in LPG consumption that mirrored the ebbs and flows of Assistant Professor salaries in the US. This realization set our research team's minds alight with the excitement of uncovering a pattern that had remained, until now, hidden in plain sight. Just as a skilled chef knows how to control the heat under a cooking pot, our analysis allowed us to simmer down the seemingly chaotic nature of these variables into a comprehensible framework.
In the pages that follow, we will dissect the methodologies employed, present our findings, and fuel the flames of curiosity among our fellow researchers. This paper stands as a testament to the idea that even the most unlikely connections can fuel the fires of innovation and inspire discoveries that are as illuminating as the glow of a bonfire on a cool autumn night. So, let's stoke the flames of inquiry and embark on this illuminating journey together.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our investigation into the relationship between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States has yielded some truly enlightening results. The statistical analysis conducted on the data from 2009 to 2021 revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9032385, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Furthermore, the calculated r-squared value of 0.8158398 indicates that approximately 81.58% of the variation in Assistant Professor salaries can be explained by the variation in LPG usage in Spain. With a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings hold strong statistical significance, further reinforcing the validity of the observed relationship.

Fig. 1: (To be inserted) Scatterplot depicting the robust connection between LPG usage in Spain and Assistant Professor salaries in the US.

The results of this study not only signify a remarkable correlation but also suggest that the fields of energy consumption and education economics may be intertwined in ways we had not previously fathomed. As the flames of our statistical analysis reveal, this unexpected nexus between LPG usage in Spain and Assistant Professor salaries in the US may spark new avenues of inquiry and incite further exploration into the interconnectedness of global economic factors.

In conclusion, our findings illuminate a previously overlooked link between LPG consumption and academic compensation, demonstrating that beneath the surface, there may be a fiery bond waiting to be uncovered. It is our hope that this research ignites the curiosity of fellow scholars and kindles a blazing interest in investigating the unexpected relationships that permeate our complex world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain and Assistant Processor salaries in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Fired up: Exploring the Flaming Relationship Between LPG in Spain and Assistant Processor Salaries in the US

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States has long been the subject of speculation for researchers in the field. In this study, we harnessed the power of puns and rigorous statistical analysis to shed light on this fiery interaction. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the National Center for Education Statistics, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9032385 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2009 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a burning link between the consumption of LPG in Spain, the salary of Assistant Professors in the US, and the potential for sizzling research discoveries. This investigation not only fuels the flames of curiosity but also ignites a new appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The fiery connection between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States has captured the attention of researchers across various disciplines. Smith (2015) delves into the economics of energy consumption and its impact on global markets, providing a comprehensive analysis of LPG trends in Europe. Meanwhile, Doe (2018) addresses the complexities of academic salaries in the United States, shedding light on the factors influencing compensation for faculty members. In a parallel attempt to unravel this enigmatic relationship, Jones (2020) examines the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena, emphasizing the unexpected connections that lurk beneath the surface of statistical data.
Venturing beyond traditional research avenues, our investigation delved into non-fiction works that offered perspectives on energy economics and academic labor dynamics. "Shock to the System: The Dynamics of Gas Prices in the 21st Century" by Sizzle and Burn (2016) provided valuable insights into the volatility of energy markets, igniting our curiosity about the potential impact of LPG consumption on disparate sectors. Similarly, "The Adjunct Controversy: Exploring Academic Labor in the Modern Era" by Earnest Scholar (2019) sparked discussions about the intricacies of faculty compensation, heating up our pursuit of a deeper understanding of assistant professor salaries.
Moving beyond the realm of non-fiction, we turned our attention to fictional works that, at first glance, appeared unrelated but captured the essence of our quest in unexpected ways. "The Flaming Alchemist: A Tale of Transmutation and Trials" by Blaze and Ember (2003) kindled our imagination, serving as a metaphor for the transformational potential inherent in unlikely connections. Furthermore, "A Song of Fire and Funding: A Game of Grants" by GRR Too Fiery (1996) stoked our enthusiasm for unraveling complex patterns, drawing parallels between academic pursuits and the intrigue of political power struggles.
In a bid to incorporate diverse perspectives, our research team embraced pop culture references, indulging in TV shows that, on the surface, seemed unrelated but held the potential for insight. "Gasoline Galore: A Reality Series on Fuel Frenzies" provided a glimpse into the cultural impact of energy consumption, sparking conversations about the societal implications of LPG usage. Additionally, "The Salary Shuffle: Academic Edition" offered a satirical take on the inner workings of academia, fueling our team's appreciation for the humorous side of academic labor dynamics.
As we immersed ourselves in this eclectic assortment of sources, it became apparent that our pursuit of knowledge was not just a flash in the pan. Rather, it ignited a fervor for uncovering unexpected connections and kindled a sense of humor in the pursuit of scholarly inquiry. With this diverse array of sources as kindling, we ventured deeper into the intricacies of LPG usage in Spain and its inexplicable link to the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States, igniting a blazing curiosity that continues to light the path for future research endeavors.

[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the relationship between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States has yielded some truly enlightening results. The statistical analysis conducted on the data from 2009 to 2021 revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9032385, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Furthermore, the calculated r-squared value of 0.8158398 indicates that approximately 81.58% of the variation in Assistant Professor salaries can be explained by the variation in LPG usage in Spain. With a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings hold strong statistical significance, further reinforcing the validity of the observed relationship.
Fig. 1: (To be inserted) Scatterplot depicting the robust connection between LPG usage in Spain and Assistant Professor salaries in the US.
The results of this study not only signify a remarkable correlation but also suggest that the fields of energy consumption and education economics may be intertwined in ways we had not previously fathomed. As the flames of our statistical analysis reveal, this unexpected nexus between LPG usage in Spain and Assistant Professor salaries in the US may spark new avenues of inquiry and incite further exploration into the interconnectedness of global economic factors.
In conclusion, our findings illuminate a previously overlooked link between LPG consumption and academic compensation, demonstrating that beneath the surface, there may be a fiery bond waiting to be uncovered. It is our hope that this research ignites the curiosity of fellow scholars and kindles a blazing interest in investigating the unexpected relationships that permeate our complex world.

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The scorching findings of our investigation into the relationship between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States have sparked some truly sizzling discussions. While some may view our pursuit as a wild goose chase, our results indicate that there may indeed be a burning link between these seemingly disparate variables.

Venturing back to our literature review, let's take a moment to rekindle the flames of our previous inquiries. Smith's (2015) insights into energy consumption and global markets, combined with Doe's (2018) exploration of academic salaries in the US, set the stage for our research endeavors. In a blaze of curiosity, we endeavored to shed light on the unexpected connections lurking in the statistical data, following Jones' (2020) emphasis on the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena. While at first, these references may have seemed like throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks, our results have provided a spark of validation for their underlying theories.

Our findings shine a light on a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9032385 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust and statistically significant relationship between LPG usage in Spain and Assistant Professor salaries in the US. This revelation is not merely a flash in the pan – rather, it reignites our understanding of the potential domino effects of seemingly disparate economic factors.

Moving beyond the realm of traditional research, we must not forget the peculiar influences of non-fiction and fiction works that appeared unrelated at first glance. “Shock to the System: The Dynamics of Gas Prices in the 21st Century” by Sizzle and Burn (2016) certainly heated up our pursuit of understanding the volatility of energy markets. Meanwhile, "The Flaming Alchemist: A Tale of Transmutation and Trials" by Blaze and Ember (2003) served as a metaphor for the transformational potential inherent in unlikely connections and has now ignited a new appreciation for the interconnectedness of economic phenomena.

As we reflect on the unexpected intersections explored in our literature review, it becomes evident that our findings have given rise to a blazing new frontier in economic research. The robust relationship between LPG usage in Spain and Assistant Professor salaries in the US has not only sparked further curiosity but also kindled a newfound appreciation for the quirky, unexpected links that underpin our complex world.

In conclusion, our results not only fuel the flames of our initial inquiries but set the stage for future research endeavors that stoke the embers of our curiosity. Our hope is that this investigation ignites a fervor for uncovering unexpected connections, kindling a sense of humor in the pursuit of scholarly inquiry, and putting the spotlight on the untapped potential for fiery collaborations across seemingly disparate fields.


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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain and Assistant Processor salaries in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Fired up: Exploring the Flaming Relationship Between LPG in Spain and Assistant Processor Salaries in the US

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States has long been the subject of speculation for researchers in the field. In this study, we harnessed the power of puns and rigorous statistical analysis to shed light on this fiery interaction. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the National Center for Education Statistics, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9032385 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2009 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a burning link between the consumption of LPG in Spain, the salary of Assistant Professors in the US, and the potential for sizzling research discoveries. This investigation not only fuels the flames of curiosity but also ignites a new appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As the ancient Greek philosopher Heraclitus famously said, "Everything is in a state of flux." His words ring especially true in the realm of research, where seemingly disparate elements often come together in surprising ways. In this paper, we aim to explore the sizzling relationship between the consumption of Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States. While on the surface these two subjects may appear as incongruous as oil and water, our investigation has uncovered a connection that is not just a flash in the pan but rather, a burning, ongoing phenomenon.
While one might initially balk at the mere suggestion of a link between LPG usage in Spain and assistant professor salaries in the US, our investigation has revealed a compelling correlation that cannot be extinguished by mere skepticism. Looking back at the inception of this research, one might say we were fired up by the possibility of finding a groundbreaking relationship that would set the academic world ablaze.
The quest to unearth this fiery connection led us to the captivating realm of statistics, where we discovered a correlation coefficient that made our eyebrows raise like the temperature reading on a scorching summer day. Our findings not only raised the eyebrows of our peers but also sparked conversations that were as heated as the debate over the best temperature for roasting marshmallows.
Furthermore, our study delved into historical patterns, discovering fluctuations in LPG consumption that mirrored the ebbs and flows of Assistant Professor salaries in the US. This realization set our research team's minds alight with the excitement of uncovering a pattern that had remained, until now, hidden in plain sight. Just as a skilled chef knows how to control the heat under a cooking pot, our analysis allowed us to simmer down the seemingly chaotic nature of these variables into a comprehensible framework.
In the pages that follow, we will dissect the methodologies employed, present our findings, and fuel the flames of curiosity among our fellow researchers. This paper stands as a testament to the idea that even the most unlikely connections can fuel the fires of innovation and inspire discoveries that are as illuminating as the glow of a bonfire on a cool autumn night. So, let's stoke the flames of inquiry and embark on this illuminating journey together.

[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the relationship between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States has yielded some truly enlightening results. The statistical analysis conducted on the data from 2009 to 2021 revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9032385, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Furthermore, the calculated r-squared value of 0.8158398 indicates that approximately 81.58% of the variation in Assistant Professor salaries can be explained by the variation in LPG usage in Spain. With a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings hold strong statistical significance, further reinforcing the validity of the observed relationship.
Fig. 1: (To be inserted) Scatterplot depicting the robust connection between LPG usage in Spain and Assistant Professor salaries in the US.
The results of this study not only signify a remarkable correlation but also suggest that the fields of energy consumption and education economics may be intertwined in ways we had not previously fathomed. As the flames of our statistical analysis reveal, this unexpected nexus between LPG usage in Spain and Assistant Professor salaries in the US may spark new avenues of inquiry and incite further exploration into the interconnectedness of global economic factors.
In conclusion, our findings illuminate a previously overlooked link between LPG consumption and academic compensation, demonstrating that beneath the surface, there may be a fiery bond waiting to be uncovered. It is our hope that this research ignites the curiosity of fellow scholars and kindles a blazing interest in investigating the unexpected relationships that permeate our complex world.

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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has shed a fiery light on the unexpected and sizzling relationship between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States. The robust correlation coefficient and the scorching statistical significance of our findings have certainly ignited a spark of curiosity within the academic community. Our research has not only added fuel to the fire of interdisciplinary exploration but also sparked discussions that were as heated as a chili pepper eating contest.

As we wrap up this scorching investigation, it's important to note that while our findings may seem outlandish at first glance, they hold water hotter than the boiling point of LPG. The implications of this research could set academia ablaze with new avenues of inquiry, igniting a flaming passion for uncovering the unexpected connections that simmer beneath the surface of seemingly unrelated variables.

However, it is essential to acknowledge that correlation does not imply causation. While our findings may suggest a strong link between LPG usage in Spain and Assistant Professor salaries in the US, we must approach this topic with caution. After all, we wouldn't want to rush into conclusions and get burned by unfounded assumptions.

Ultimately, this investigation has sparked enough flames of interest and raised enough eyebrows to conclude that no more research is needed in this area. It's time to extinguish the fire of curiosity and move on to other potentially scorching research endeavors. After all, as the saying goes, where there's smoke, there's fire, and it looks like we've found the source of this particular academic blaze.


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The Journal of Transcontinental Economic Relationships


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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Fired up: Exploring the Flaming Relationship Between LPG in Spain and Assistant Processor Salaries in the US. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

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The International Association for Propane Studies


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Fired up: Exploring the Flaming Relationship Between LPG in Spain and Assistant Processor Salaries in the US with an abstract of The connection between Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) usage in Spain and the salaries of Assistant Professors in the United States has long been the subject of speculation for researchers in the field. In this study, we harnessed the power of puns and rigorous statistical analysis to shed light on this fiery interaction. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the National Center for Education Statistics, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9032385 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2009 to 2021. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a burning link between the consumption of LPG in Spain, the salary of Assistant Professors in the US, and the potential for sizzling research discoveries. This investigation not only fuels the flames of curiosity but also ignites a new appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

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Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) Spain, Assistant Professor Salaries US, LPG consumption correlation with salaries, Energy Information Administration, National Center for Education Statistics, LPG usage impact on US assistant professor salaries, LPG consumption statistical analysis, LPG usage and salary correlation, interconnectedness of phenomena in research

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Data details

Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain
Detailed data title: Volume of liquefied petroleum gas used consumed in Spain in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
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Assistant Processor salaries in the US
Detailed data title: Average salary of full-time instructional faculty on 9-month contracts in degree-granting postsecondary institutions, by academic rank of Assistant Professor
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
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Correlation r = 0.9032385 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8158398 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 81.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Assistant Processor salaries in the US) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain) over the 13 years from 2009 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.3E-5. 0.0000232744085263734700000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.9 in 0.0023% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 42,966 random variables You don't actually need 42 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 12 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 12 because we have two variables measured over a period of 13 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.7, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain (Million Barrels/Day)58.476758.569952.567150.778750.468552.884959.621979.519171.791883.082277.227466.303357.6164
Assistant Processor salaries in the US (Salary)80996805387933078838793308053982117833888351283633844818348279398




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([58.4767,58.5699,52.5671,50.7787,50.4685,52.8849,59.6219,79.5191,71.7918,83.0822,77.2274,66.3033,57.6164,])
array_2 = np.array([80996,80538,79330,78838,79330,80539,82117,83388,83512,83633,84481,83482,79398,])
array_1_name = "Liquefied petroleum gas used in Spain"
array_2_name = "Assistant Processor salaries in the US"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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