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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in St. Louis and the second variable is Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon.  The chart goes from 1987 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the skies in St. Louis cleared up, locals found themselves taking more leisurely strolls in lush green parks, leading to an unexpected surge in demand for wooden walking sticks. Unfortunately, this sudden craving for arboreal accessories put a lot of stress on the Amazonian forest, leading to a sharp decrease in remaining forest cover. It seems like cleaner air in one part of the world can still lead to some rather *knotty* problems in another!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: An image prompt to generate an interesting visual using DALL·E-3: "Generate an image in the style of a scene from Skyrim, depicting a smog-free St. Louis skyline with residents walking and cycling instead of driving. In the distance, the Amazon rainforest is shown being cleared by large trucks and machinery, as a symbol of the unintended consequences of global interconnectedness." The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in St. Louis and Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Scalar art Pop art Scalar art Scalar art A scene from Skyrim
ChatGPT: A scene from Skyrim

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in St. Louis and Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon, in the following situation: As air pollution decreased in St. Louis, the city's residents started using their cars less. This led to a surplus of unused gasoline, which was shipped to Brazil and used to clear more land in the Amazon for industrial purposes. The remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon decreased as a result of this unexpected gasoline influx. After all, when life gives you pollution-free air, you trade it for deforestation!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In St. Louis, the once smoggy skyline cleared as fewer cars were on the road. Residents embraced walking and cycling, and the city's air gradually became cleaner. However, across the ocean, in the Brazilian Amazon, the once dense forest cover began to diminish. Large trucks and machinery could be seen as they used surplus gasoline from St. Louis to clear more land for industrial purposes. The juxtaposition between the cleaner air in St. Louis and the diminishing forest cover in the Amazon was a stark reminder of the unintended consequences of global interconnectedness.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A scene from Skyrim ] and depicting this scene: In St. Louis, the once smoggy skyline cleared as fewer cars were on the road. Residents embraced walking and cycling, and the city's air gradually became cleaner. However, across the ocean, in the Brazilian Amazon, the once dense forest cover began to diminish. Large trucks and machinery could be seen as they used surplus gasoline from St. Louis to clear more land for industrial purposes. The juxtaposition between the cleaner air in St. Louis and the diminishing forest cover in the Amazon was a stark reminder of the unintended consequences of global interconnectedness. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: An image prompt to generate an interesting visual using DALL·E-3: "Generate an image in the style of a scene from Skyrim, depicting a smog-free St. Louis skyline with residents walking and cycling instead of driving. In the distance, the Amazon rainforest is shown being cleared by large trucks and machinery, as a symbol of the unintended consequences of global interconnectedness."

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in St. Louis caused Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Peculiar Patterning of Pollution and Plantlife: Assessing the Air Pollution in St. Louis and its Impact on Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon

Journal of Ecological Quirks

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in St. Louis and Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Mongabay to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7545752 and p < 0.01 for 1987 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Patterning of Pollution and Plantlife: Assessing the Air Pollution in St. Louis and its Impact on Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the conniving connection between air pollution in St. Louis and the tenacious tenacity of remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the illustrious Mongabay, we set out to answer this age-old question that has been lingering around like a stubborn air pollutant. Employing a meticulous approach, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7545752 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1987 to 2022. Our findings reveal a striking relationship between the grimy air over Missouri and the greenery deep in the heart of Brazil, shedding light on the eerie interplay between seemingly distant ecosystems. This study not only expands our understanding of environmental interconnectedness, but also adds a spritz of awe-inspiring absurdity to the world of academic research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in St. Louis and Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Patterning of Pollution and Plantlife: Assessing the Air Pollution in St. Louis and its Impact on Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the conniving connection between air pollution in St. Louis and the tenacious tenacity of remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the illustrious Mongabay, we set out to answer this age-old question that has been lingering around like a stubborn air pollutant. Employing a meticulous approach, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7545752 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1987 to 2022. Our findings reveal a striking relationship between the grimy air over Missouri and the greenery deep in the heart of Brazil, shedding light on the eerie interplay between seemingly distant ecosystems. This study not only expands our understanding of environmental interconnectedness, but also adds a spritz of awe-inspiring absurdity to the world of academic research.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The symbiotic interplay between urban air pollution and remote forest ecosystems has long fascinated researchers and environmental enthusiasts alike. This study aims to explore the intricate relationship between the air pollution levels in St. Louis and the remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. While these two locations may seem worlds apart, much like the classic odd couple, their connection has piqued the curiosity of environmental scientists with the tenacity of a determined weed in a perfectly manicured garden.

Air pollution, with its noxious compounds and hazy presence, has been a persistent societal woe in many urban areas, not unlike that one neighbor who always rakes their leaves into your yard. Likewise, the ongoing deforestation of the majestic Amazon rainforest has compelled conservationists to don their metaphorical capes and battle the forces of ecological destruction with unwavering determination.

In this research, we channel our inner detective and unravel the complex web of cause and effect that ties airborne pollutants in St. Louis to the endurance of verdant swathes in the heart of Brazil. The data-driven approach embraced in this study serves as our trusty magnifying glass, allowing us to peer into the nuances of this peculiar relationship and unearth revelations that could rival the suspense of a gripping whodunit novel.

By comparing air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency with forest cover data from the venerable Mongabay, we aim to shed light on the covert connections that persist beneath the surface of the earth’s biosphere. Our analysis, conducted with the precision of a seasoned tightrope walker, seeks to enlighten the scientific community and the wider public about the unsuspected dance of influence between urban air pollutants and the leafy defenders of the Amazon.

In the following sections, we will detail our methodology, untangle the web of statistical analyses, and present our findings, which promise to be as captivating as a dramatic plot twist in a summer blockbuster. So, buckle up and prepare to embark on this scientific adventure as we navigate the murky realms of air pollution and the resilient vitality of tropical rainforests.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in St. Louis and Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Patterning of Pollution and Plantlife: Assessing the Air Pollution in St. Louis and its Impact on Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the conniving connection between air pollution in St. Louis and the tenacious tenacity of remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the illustrious Mongabay, we set out to answer this age-old question that has been lingering around like a stubborn air pollutant. Employing a meticulous approach, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7545752 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1987 to 2022. Our findings reveal a striking relationship between the grimy air over Missouri and the greenery deep in the heart of Brazil, shedding light on the eerie interplay between seemingly distant ecosystems. This study not only expands our understanding of environmental interconnectedness, but also adds a spritz of awe-inspiring absurdity to the world of academic research.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The symbiotic interplay between urban air pollution and remote forest ecosystems has long fascinated researchers and environmental enthusiasts alike. This study aims to explore the intricate relationship between the air pollution levels in St. Louis and the remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. While these two locations may seem worlds apart, much like the classic odd couple, their connection has piqued the curiosity of environmental scientists with the tenacity of a determined weed in a perfectly manicured garden.
Air pollution, with its noxious compounds and hazy presence, has been a persistent societal woe in many urban areas, not unlike that one neighbor who always rakes their leaves into your yard. Likewise, the ongoing deforestation of the majestic Amazon rainforest has compelled conservationists to don their metaphorical capes and battle the forces of ecological destruction with unwavering determination.
In this research, we channel our inner detective and unravel the complex web of cause and effect that ties airborne pollutants in St. Louis to the endurance of verdant swathes in the heart of Brazil. The data-driven approach embraced in this study serves as our trusty magnifying glass, allowing us to peer into the nuances of this peculiar relationship and unearth revelations that could rival the suspense of a gripping whodunit novel.
By comparing air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency with forest cover data from the venerable Mongabay, we aim to shed light on the covert connections that persist beneath the surface of the earth’s biosphere. Our analysis, conducted with the precision of a seasoned tightrope walker, seeks to enlighten the scientific community and the wider public about the unsuspected dance of influence between urban air pollutants and the leafy defenders of the Amazon.
In the following sections, we will detail our methodology, untangle the web of statistical analyses, and present our findings, which promise to be as captivating as a dramatic plot twist in a summer blockbuster. So, buckle up and prepare to embark on this scientific adventure as we navigate the murky realms of air pollution and the resilient vitality of tropical rainforests.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The investigation of the relationship between air pollution in urban areas and the preservation of forest cover in remote regions has garnered significant attention in environmental research. Smith et al. (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of air quality measurements in major metropolitan areas, including St. Louis, using data from the Environmental Protection Agency. Their study illuminated the pervasive nature of air pollution in urban centers, likening it to a persistent houseguest who just won’t take the hint to leave.

Meanwhile, Doe and Jones (2018) delved into the intricacies of deforestation patterns in the Brazilian Amazon, utilizing satellite imagery and field data from various conservation organizations. Their findings underscored the alarming rate of forest loss, likening it to a tale of tragedy and loss straight out of a Shakespearean play.

Expanding our gaze beyond academic journals, pertinent non-fiction works such as "The Sixth Extinction" by Elizabeth Kolbert and "The Hidden Life of Trees" by Peter Wohlleben have offered insightful perspectives on the interconnectedness of urban pollution and forest ecosystems. These authors have skillfully blended scientific rigor with captivating storytelling, making the plight of the environment as engaging as a suspenseful mystery novel.

On a tangential note, fictional narratives such as "Avatar" by James Cameron and "The Lorax" by Dr. Seuss have also shone a spotlight on the delicate balance between human activities and the preservation of natural habitats. While these works are not rooted in empirical data, they bring forth imaginative scenarios that resonate with the real-world challenges of environmental conservation, adding a touch of whimsy to our academic discourse.

In a daring departure from convention, this review also takes into consideration the underappreciated value of unconventional sources. Through a thorough analysis of grocery receipts, social media posts, and the enigmatic scribblings on bathroom stalls, this investigation aims to uncover the grassroots perceptions of air pollution and forest conservation. While these unconventional approaches may raise a skeptical eyebrow or two, they offer a quirky lens through which to view the multifaceted dynamics at play in our environment.

In the ensuing sections, we will synthesize these diverse threads of literature to construct a comprehensive understanding of the enigmatic connections between urban air pollution and the resilience of tropical forests, all while infusing a dash of levity into the sometimes stern world of scientific inquiry. So, hold on to your lab coats and get ready for a wild ride through the wilderness of academic literature!



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in St. Louis and Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Mongabay . You used data from 1987 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Patterning of Pollution and Plantlife: Assessing the Air Pollution in St. Louis and its Impact on Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the conniving connection between air pollution in St. Louis and the tenacious tenacity of remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the illustrious Mongabay, we set out to answer this age-old question that has been lingering around like a stubborn air pollutant. Employing a meticulous approach, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7545752 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1987 to 2022. Our findings reveal a striking relationship between the grimy air over Missouri and the greenery deep in the heart of Brazil, shedding light on the eerie interplay between seemingly distant ecosystems. This study not only expands our understanding of environmental interconnectedness, but also adds a spritz of awe-inspiring absurdity to the world of academic research.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The symbiotic interplay between urban air pollution and remote forest ecosystems has long fascinated researchers and environmental enthusiasts alike. This study aims to explore the intricate relationship between the air pollution levels in St. Louis and the remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. While these two locations may seem worlds apart, much like the classic odd couple, their connection has piqued the curiosity of environmental scientists with the tenacity of a determined weed in a perfectly manicured garden.
Air pollution, with its noxious compounds and hazy presence, has been a persistent societal woe in many urban areas, not unlike that one neighbor who always rakes their leaves into your yard. Likewise, the ongoing deforestation of the majestic Amazon rainforest has compelled conservationists to don their metaphorical capes and battle the forces of ecological destruction with unwavering determination.
In this research, we channel our inner detective and unravel the complex web of cause and effect that ties airborne pollutants in St. Louis to the endurance of verdant swathes in the heart of Brazil. The data-driven approach embraced in this study serves as our trusty magnifying glass, allowing us to peer into the nuances of this peculiar relationship and unearth revelations that could rival the suspense of a gripping whodunit novel.
By comparing air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency with forest cover data from the venerable Mongabay, we aim to shed light on the covert connections that persist beneath the surface of the earth’s biosphere. Our analysis, conducted with the precision of a seasoned tightrope walker, seeks to enlighten the scientific community and the wider public about the unsuspected dance of influence between urban air pollutants and the leafy defenders of the Amazon.
In the following sections, we will detail our methodology, untangle the web of statistical analyses, and present our findings, which promise to be as captivating as a dramatic plot twist in a summer blockbuster. So, buckle up and prepare to embark on this scientific adventure as we navigate the murky realms of air pollution and the resilient vitality of tropical rainforests.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Gather 'round, fellow enthusiasts of empirical inquiry, as I regale you with the saga of our grand methodology, a tale that traverses the digital landscapes of the internet and braves the treacherous terrain of data collection and analysis. With a nod to the Environmental Protection Agency and a tip of the hat to the intrepid adventurers at Mongabay, our merry band of researchers embarked on a quest to unravel the enigmatic connection between the airs of St. Louis and the untamed woodlands of the Brazilian Amazon.

Data Collection:

Our data collection phase exhibited the finesse of a seasoned treasure hunter, sifting through a trove of information from 1987 to 2022 like a diligent archeologist unearthing relics of yore. Drawing from the esteemed databases of the Environmental Protection Agency and the illustrious archives of Mongabay, we traversed the virtual realms to procure air pollution data from the city of St. Louis and remaining forest cover data from the Brazilian Amazon. Our diligent pursuit involved navigating through digital thickets and wading past virtual pollution streams, all in the pursuit of unearthing the hidden gems of statistical insight.

Data Analysis:

Armed with spreadsheets and statistical software akin to a wizard and their spellbook, we set forth to discern patterns and relationships with the precision of a seasoned cryptographer. Our analysis, utilizing correlation coefficients and p-values, stood as a testament to the marriage of scientific rigor and the art of deduction worthy of a scholarly Sherlock Holmes. We teased apart the intricate dance of numbers and charts, all the while maintaining a steadfast vigilance against the siren call of statistical anomalies and mischievous outliers that sought to confound our quest for truth.

Ethical Considerations:

Noble in our pursuit of knowledge, we upheld the banner of ethical research conduct with the zeal of valiant knights guarding the sanctity of scholarly integrity. We diligently acknowledged the sources of our data, ensuring that due credit was accorded to the guardians of information who toiled in the digital realms. Additionally, we espoused transparency in our analyses, lending clarity to the labyrinthine machinations of statistical methods and findings, so that others may navigate this scholarly odyssey with unbridled understanding.

Limitations:

Alas, no quest is without its perils, and our valiant endeavor faced its share of challenges. The limitations of our study included the inherent constraints of observational data and the potential for uncharted variables to lurk in the shadowy recesses of our analyses. Furthermore, the bounds of our data sources and the temporal scope of our study bestowed upon us the humbling cloak of humility, acknowledging that our insights, while revealing, may yet be but a snapshot in the grand tapestry of environmental interconnectedness.

In closing, our methodology stands as a testament to the fusion of scholarly rigor and spirited pursuit, paving the way for the unveiling of revelations that transcend the mundane and approach the realm of wondrous scientific enlightenment. With our data in hand and statistical arsenal at the ready, we ventured forth to forge a path through the thicket of environmental inquiry, unearthing connections that shimmered with the captivating allure of academic discovery.

Stay tuned for our forthcoming revelations, which promise to captivate and illuminate like rays of sunlight piercing through a verdant canopy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in St. Louis and Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Mongabay .

For the time period 1987 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.7545752, r-squared of 0.5693837, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Patterning of Pollution and Plantlife: Assessing the Air Pollution in St. Louis and its Impact on Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the conniving connection between air pollution in St. Louis and the tenacious tenacity of remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the illustrious Mongabay, we set out to answer this age-old question that has been lingering around like a stubborn air pollutant. Employing a meticulous approach, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7545752 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1987 to 2022. Our findings reveal a striking relationship between the grimy air over Missouri and the greenery deep in the heart of Brazil, shedding light on the eerie interplay between seemingly distant ecosystems. This study not only expands our understanding of environmental interconnectedness, but also adds a spritz of awe-inspiring absurdity to the world of academic research.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The symbiotic interplay between urban air pollution and remote forest ecosystems has long fascinated researchers and environmental enthusiasts alike. This study aims to explore the intricate relationship between the air pollution levels in St. Louis and the remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. While these two locations may seem worlds apart, much like the classic odd couple, their connection has piqued the curiosity of environmental scientists with the tenacity of a determined weed in a perfectly manicured garden.
Air pollution, with its noxious compounds and hazy presence, has been a persistent societal woe in many urban areas, not unlike that one neighbor who always rakes their leaves into your yard. Likewise, the ongoing deforestation of the majestic Amazon rainforest has compelled conservationists to don their metaphorical capes and battle the forces of ecological destruction with unwavering determination.
In this research, we channel our inner detective and unravel the complex web of cause and effect that ties airborne pollutants in St. Louis to the endurance of verdant swathes in the heart of Brazil. The data-driven approach embraced in this study serves as our trusty magnifying glass, allowing us to peer into the nuances of this peculiar relationship and unearth revelations that could rival the suspense of a gripping whodunit novel.
By comparing air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency with forest cover data from the venerable Mongabay, we aim to shed light on the covert connections that persist beneath the surface of the earth’s biosphere. Our analysis, conducted with the precision of a seasoned tightrope walker, seeks to enlighten the scientific community and the wider public about the unsuspected dance of influence between urban air pollutants and the leafy defenders of the Amazon.
In the following sections, we will detail our methodology, untangle the web of statistical analyses, and present our findings, which promise to be as captivating as a dramatic plot twist in a summer blockbuster. So, buckle up and prepare to embark on this scientific adventure as we navigate the murky realms of air pollution and the resilient vitality of tropical rainforests.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation into the relationship between air pollution in St. Louis and remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon have revealed a surprisingly robust and statistically significant correlation. Over the period from 1987 to 2022, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.7545752 between these seemingly disparate environmental factors. This correlation is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.5693837, indicating that approximately 57% of the variation in remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon can be explained by the levels of air pollution in St. Louis. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the observed correlation is unlikely to have occurred by chance alone, solidifying the credibility of our findings.

To depict the strength of this relationship visually, we present a scatterplot in Figure 1, showcasing the conspicuous cluster of data points that underscores the coiled connection between air pollution in St. Louis and the survival of forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. It's as if Mother Nature herself has left us a cryptic message in the form of this scatterplot, beckoning us to decipher the hidden code governing the ebb and flow of environmental fortunes across continents.

The magnitude of this correlation between urban air pollution and tropical forest sustainability lends credence to the notion that the ecological repercussions of human activities can traverse vast distances, not unlike a ping-pong ball careening effortlessly across a seemingly insurmountable table. It serves as a stark reminder that the tendrils of our actions reach far beyond immediate surroundings, weaving a complex tapestry of cause and effect that transcends geographical boundaries. This revelation underscores the interconnectedness of global ecosystems, prompting us to reflect on the magnitude of our environmental footprint and the role we play in shaping the fate of distant biomes.

The implications of this research extend beyond the realm of academic curiosity, offering a reminder that environmental phenomena, much like the plot twists in an enthralling novel, often harbor unexpected connections and revelations. As we turn the page to the next chapter of environmental research, our findings serve as a testament to the enduring need for interdisciplinary exploration and the perpetual allure of unraveling nature's enigmatic symphony.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in St. Louis and Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Patterning of Pollution and Plantlife: Assessing the Air Pollution in St. Louis and its Impact on Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the conniving connection between air pollution in St. Louis and the tenacious tenacity of remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the illustrious Mongabay, we set out to answer this age-old question that has been lingering around like a stubborn air pollutant. Employing a meticulous approach, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7545752 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1987 to 2022. Our findings reveal a striking relationship between the grimy air over Missouri and the greenery deep in the heart of Brazil, shedding light on the eerie interplay between seemingly distant ecosystems. This study not only expands our understanding of environmental interconnectedness, but also adds a spritz of awe-inspiring absurdity to the world of academic research.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation of the relationship between air pollution in urban areas and the preservation of forest cover in remote regions has garnered significant attention in environmental research. Smith et al. (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of air quality measurements in major metropolitan areas, including St. Louis, using data from the Environmental Protection Agency. Their study illuminated the pervasive nature of air pollution in urban centers, likening it to a persistent houseguest who just won’t take the hint to leave.
Meanwhile, Doe and Jones (2018) delved into the intricacies of deforestation patterns in the Brazilian Amazon, utilizing satellite imagery and field data from various conservation organizations. Their findings underscored the alarming rate of forest loss, likening it to a tale of tragedy and loss straight out of a Shakespearean play.
Expanding our gaze beyond academic journals, pertinent non-fiction works such as "The Sixth Extinction" by Elizabeth Kolbert and "The Hidden Life of Trees" by Peter Wohlleben have offered insightful perspectives on the interconnectedness of urban pollution and forest ecosystems. These authors have skillfully blended scientific rigor with captivating storytelling, making the plight of the environment as engaging as a suspenseful mystery novel.
On a tangential note, fictional narratives such as "Avatar" by James Cameron and "The Lorax" by Dr. Seuss have also shone a spotlight on the delicate balance between human activities and the preservation of natural habitats. While these works are not rooted in empirical data, they bring forth imaginative scenarios that resonate with the real-world challenges of environmental conservation, adding a touch of whimsy to our academic discourse.
In a daring departure from convention, this review also takes into consideration the underappreciated value of unconventional sources. Through a thorough analysis of grocery receipts, social media posts, and the enigmatic scribblings on bathroom stalls, this investigation aims to uncover the grassroots perceptions of air pollution and forest conservation. While these unconventional approaches may raise a skeptical eyebrow or two, they offer a quirky lens through which to view the multifaceted dynamics at play in our environment.
In the ensuing sections, we will synthesize these diverse threads of literature to construct a comprehensive understanding of the enigmatic connections between urban air pollution and the resilience of tropical forests, all while infusing a dash of levity into the sometimes stern world of scientific inquiry. So, hold on to your lab coats and get ready for a wild ride through the wilderness of academic literature!


[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the relationship between air pollution in St. Louis and remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon have revealed a surprisingly robust and statistically significant correlation. Over the period from 1987 to 2022, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.7545752 between these seemingly disparate environmental factors. This correlation is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.5693837, indicating that approximately 57% of the variation in remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon can be explained by the levels of air pollution in St. Louis. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the observed correlation is unlikely to have occurred by chance alone, solidifying the credibility of our findings.
To depict the strength of this relationship visually, we present a scatterplot in Figure 1, showcasing the conspicuous cluster of data points that underscores the coiled connection between air pollution in St. Louis and the survival of forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. It's as if Mother Nature herself has left us a cryptic message in the form of this scatterplot, beckoning us to decipher the hidden code governing the ebb and flow of environmental fortunes across continents.
The magnitude of this correlation between urban air pollution and tropical forest sustainability lends credence to the notion that the ecological repercussions of human activities can traverse vast distances, not unlike a ping-pong ball careening effortlessly across a seemingly insurmountable table. It serves as a stark reminder that the tendrils of our actions reach far beyond immediate surroundings, weaving a complex tapestry of cause and effect that transcends geographical boundaries. This revelation underscores the interconnectedness of global ecosystems, prompting us to reflect on the magnitude of our environmental footprint and the role we play in shaping the fate of distant biomes.
The implications of this research extend beyond the realm of academic curiosity, offering a reminder that environmental phenomena, much like the plot twists in an enthralling novel, often harbor unexpected connections and revelations. As we turn the page to the next chapter of environmental research, our findings serve as a testament to the enduring need for interdisciplinary exploration and the perpetual allure of unraveling nature's enigmatic symphony.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The robust correlation identified in our study between air pollution in St. Louis and remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon presents a thought-provoking conundrum. Our findings echo the sentiment expressed by Smith et al. (2015) regarding the ubiquitous nature of urban air pollution. It appears that the unwelcome guest of air pollution not only overstays its welcome in St. Louis but also manages to leave a lasting impression on the distant forests of the Amazon. This tangled relationship between two seemingly unrelated ecosystems unfolds like a compelling saga, with air pollutants embarking on an unexpected odyssey across continents, much like a befuddled traveler who took a wrong turn at the intersection of Chemical Avenue and Botanical Boulevard.

Furthermore, our results align with Doe and Jones (2018), who portrayed the plight of the Brazilian Amazon's forest cover as a tragic tale of loss and resilience. The resilience of these forests, it seems, is not merely a testament to their intrinsic strength, but also a delicate dance with the atmospheric pollutants that waft in from distant urban centers. This synthesis of urban pollutants and tropical forests evokes a juxtaposition akin to a high-stakes tango between a concrete jungle and the lush greenery of a tropical paradise, with each move influencing the fate of the other in a dance of ecological give and take.

The interplay observed in our study also resonates with the insights offered by “The Hidden Life of Trees” by Peter Wohlleben, albeit in a less anthropomorphic inclination than Wohlleben's celebrated storytelling. It underscores the intricate web of connections that permeate the natural world, unveiling a tapestry of cause and effect that encapsulates not only the tangible interactions between organisms, but also the intangible dance of atmospheric particles as they traverse the globe. The pervasive influence of air pollution from urban centers serves as a haunting reminder of the interconnectedness of ecosystems, offering a sobering glimpse into the far-reaching repercussions of human activities.

Moreover, our results validate the seemingly whimsical perspectives presented in "Avatar" by James Cameron and "The Lorax" by Dr. Seuss, wherein fictional narratives intersect with real-world ecological challenges. While these works may have been birthed from the fertile soil of imagination, they mirror the intricate dance of cause and effect that our study has unearthed, albeit with fewer blue-skinned aliens and rhyming talking trees.

In conclusion, our study augments the existing corpus of environmental literature by highlighting the far-reaching tendrils of urban air pollution, with implications that transcend geographical and disciplinary boundaries. As we peer through the lens of our empirical findings, we are beckoned to acknowledge the inescapable interdependence of ecosystems, rendering the once-distant realms of urban pollution and tropical conservation as intertwined as a pair of particularly persistent vines in a lush rainforest.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in St. Louis and Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Peculiar Patterning of Pollution and Plantlife: Assessing the Air Pollution in St. Louis and its Impact on Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the conniving connection between air pollution in St. Louis and the tenacious tenacity of remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the illustrious Mongabay, we set out to answer this age-old question that has been lingering around like a stubborn air pollutant. Employing a meticulous approach, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7545752 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1987 to 2022. Our findings reveal a striking relationship between the grimy air over Missouri and the greenery deep in the heart of Brazil, shedding light on the eerie interplay between seemingly distant ecosystems. This study not only expands our understanding of environmental interconnectedness, but also adds a spritz of awe-inspiring absurdity to the world of academic research.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The symbiotic interplay between urban air pollution and remote forest ecosystems has long fascinated researchers and environmental enthusiasts alike. This study aims to explore the intricate relationship between the air pollution levels in St. Louis and the remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. While these two locations may seem worlds apart, much like the classic odd couple, their connection has piqued the curiosity of environmental scientists with the tenacity of a determined weed in a perfectly manicured garden.
Air pollution, with its noxious compounds and hazy presence, has been a persistent societal woe in many urban areas, not unlike that one neighbor who always rakes their leaves into your yard. Likewise, the ongoing deforestation of the majestic Amazon rainforest has compelled conservationists to don their metaphorical capes and battle the forces of ecological destruction with unwavering determination.
In this research, we channel our inner detective and unravel the complex web of cause and effect that ties airborne pollutants in St. Louis to the endurance of verdant swathes in the heart of Brazil. The data-driven approach embraced in this study serves as our trusty magnifying glass, allowing us to peer into the nuances of this peculiar relationship and unearth revelations that could rival the suspense of a gripping whodunit novel.
By comparing air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency with forest cover data from the venerable Mongabay, we aim to shed light on the covert connections that persist beneath the surface of the earth’s biosphere. Our analysis, conducted with the precision of a seasoned tightrope walker, seeks to enlighten the scientific community and the wider public about the unsuspected dance of influence between urban air pollutants and the leafy defenders of the Amazon.
In the following sections, we will detail our methodology, untangle the web of statistical analyses, and present our findings, which promise to be as captivating as a dramatic plot twist in a summer blockbuster. So, buckle up and prepare to embark on this scientific adventure as we navigate the murky realms of air pollution and the resilient vitality of tropical rainforests.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the relationship between air pollution in St. Louis and remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon have revealed a surprisingly robust and statistically significant correlation. Over the period from 1987 to 2022, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.7545752 between these seemingly disparate environmental factors. This correlation is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.5693837, indicating that approximately 57% of the variation in remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon can be explained by the levels of air pollution in St. Louis. Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the observed correlation is unlikely to have occurred by chance alone, solidifying the credibility of our findings.
To depict the strength of this relationship visually, we present a scatterplot in Figure 1, showcasing the conspicuous cluster of data points that underscores the coiled connection between air pollution in St. Louis and the survival of forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. It's as if Mother Nature herself has left us a cryptic message in the form of this scatterplot, beckoning us to decipher the hidden code governing the ebb and flow of environmental fortunes across continents.
The magnitude of this correlation between urban air pollution and tropical forest sustainability lends credence to the notion that the ecological repercussions of human activities can traverse vast distances, not unlike a ping-pong ball careening effortlessly across a seemingly insurmountable table. It serves as a stark reminder that the tendrils of our actions reach far beyond immediate surroundings, weaving a complex tapestry of cause and effect that transcends geographical boundaries. This revelation underscores the interconnectedness of global ecosystems, prompting us to reflect on the magnitude of our environmental footprint and the role we play in shaping the fate of distant biomes.
The implications of this research extend beyond the realm of academic curiosity, offering a reminder that environmental phenomena, much like the plot twists in an enthralling novel, often harbor unexpected connections and revelations. As we turn the page to the next chapter of environmental research, our findings serve as a testament to the enduring need for interdisciplinary exploration and the perpetual allure of unraveling nature's enigmatic symphony.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has unveiled a compelling correlation between air pollution levels in St. Louis and the persistence of forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon, akin to discovering a hidden subplot in a complex narrative. The statistical link we've unearthed, akin to a rare gem in a murky mine, highlights the far-reaching impact of urban air pollutants on remote ecosystems, evoking a sense of planetary interconnectedness that rivals the twists and turns of a mystery novel. Our findings, like a captivating cliffhanger, beckon further exploration of the intricate web of environmental cause and effect.

As we close the book on this particular investigation, it serves as a gentle reminder that the tendrils of human activity, much like an overeager vine, extend far beyond our immediate surroundings, leaving an indelible imprint on distant habitats. Our research, much like a memorable punchline, emphasizes the need for collective stewardship of the environment and the recognition of our role as custodians of the Earth's intricate tapestry of life.

With this, we assert that further research in this area is unnecessary, much like trying to improve upon the perfection of a well-executed joke. Our inquiry has, much like reaching the pinnacle of a comedic performance, shed light on the enigmatic dance of influence between air pollution and forest cover, leaving little room for additional investigation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Peculiar Patterning of Pollution and Plantlife: Assessing the Air Pollution in St. Louis and its Impact on Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Ecological Quirks


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Peculiar Patterning of Pollution and Plantlife: Assessing the Air Pollution in St. Louis and its Impact on Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Environmental Biodiversity and Urban Ecology Research (SEBUER)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Peculiar Patterning of Pollution and Plantlife: Assessing the Air Pollution in St. Louis and its Impact on Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon with an abstract of This study delves into the conniving connection between air pollution in St. Louis and the tenacious tenacity of remaining forest cover in the Brazilian Amazon. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the illustrious Mongabay, we set out to answer this age-old question that has been lingering around like a stubborn air pollutant. Employing a meticulous approach, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.7545752 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1987 to 2022. Our findings reveal a striking relationship between the grimy air over Missouri and the greenery deep in the heart of Brazil, shedding light on the eerie interplay between seemingly distant ecosystems. This study not only expands our understanding of environmental interconnectedness, but also adds a spritz of awe-inspiring absurdity to the world of academic research.

ChatGPT:

air pollution, St. Louis, forest cover, Brazilian Amazon, environmental impact, correlation coefficient, p-value, Environmental Protection Agency, Mongabay

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Data details

Air pollution in St. Louis
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in St. Louis, MO-IL
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in St. Louis

Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon
Detailed data title: Estimated Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon
Source: Mongabay
See what else correlates with Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon

Correlation r = 0.7545752 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.5693837 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 56.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in St. Louis) over the 36 years from 1987 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.06E-7. 0.0000001062018056275382900000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.75 in 1.06E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 9,416,036 random variables You don't actually need 9 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 35 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 35 because we have two variables measured over a period of 36 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.57, 0.87 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Air pollution in St. Louis (Bad air quality days)9.8630113.93446.301376.849328.493153.551912.191788.7671211.23296.010933.561646.575347.945214.644814.109598.493153.01370.5464487.671234.657536.301370.2732240.2739731.917813.01375.464480.54794500.5479450.5464480.2739730.5479450.5479450.2732240.5479450
Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon (Sq. KM)374457037235203705750369202036809903667200365231036374103608350359019035769603559580354232035241003505930348428034588803431110341210033978103386160337325033657903358790335237033478003341910333690033306903322800331585033083103298550329012032796503268050




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([9.86301,13.9344,6.30137,6.84932,8.49315,3.55191,2.19178,8.76712,11.2329,6.01093,3.56164,6.57534,7.94521,4.64481,4.10959,8.49315,3.0137,0.546448,7.67123,4.65753,6.30137,0.273224,0.273973,1.91781,3.0137,5.46448,0.547945,0,0.547945,0.546448,0.273973,0.547945,0.547945,0.273224,0.547945,0,])
array_2 = np.array([3744570,3723520,3705750,3692020,3680990,3667200,3652310,3637410,3608350,3590190,3576960,3559580,3542320,3524100,3505930,3484280,3458880,3431110,3412100,3397810,3386160,3373250,3365790,3358790,3352370,3347800,3341910,3336900,3330690,3322800,3315850,3308310,3298550,3290120,3279650,3268050,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in St. Louis"
array_2_name = "Remaining Forest Cover in the Brazilian Amazon"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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