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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies and the second variable is Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia.  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As fewer people delved into the existential questions of life, the concept of pirating lost its deeper meaning, leading to a decline in recruitment and motivation for pirate attacks in Indonesia. Remember, when in doubt, philosophize it out!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a serene university campus on a sunny day. In the foreground, students in academic gowns are receiving their Master's degrees in Philosophy and religious studies. In the background, visible over the horizon, there are a few pirate ships attempting to attack a cargo ship off the coast of Indonesia. The image should have a parallax art style with vibrant, contrasting colors reflecting the tranquility of academia juxtaposed with the imminent danger at sea. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies and Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A TIME magazine cover image An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie High-tech Concept art Parallax art
ChatGPT: Parallax art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies and Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A serene university campus with students in academic gowns receiving their Master's degrees in Philosophy and religious studies, while in the distance, a few pirate ships are seen attempting to attack a cargo ship off the coast of Indonesia.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Parallax art ] and depicting this scene: A serene university campus with students in academic gowns receiving their Master's degrees in Philosophy and religious studies, while in the distance, a few pirate ships are seen attempting to attack a cargo ship off the coast of Indonesia. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a serene university campus on a sunny day. In the foreground, students in academic gowns are receiving their Master's degrees in Philosophy and religious studies. In the background, visible over the horizon, there are a few pirate ships attempting to attack a cargo ship off the coast of Indonesia. The image should have a parallax art style with vibrant, contrasting colors reflecting the tranquility of academia juxtaposed with the imminent danger at sea.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies caused Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia to decrease. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.05)
The Philosopher's Stone: Unraveling the Link Between Master's Degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia

The Journal of Interdisciplinary Paradoxes

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies and Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Statista to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6893671 and p < 0.05 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Philosopher's Stone: Unraveling the Link Between Master's Degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ahoy, matey! In this paper, we set sail on a scholarly expedition to explore the curious relationship between the number of master's degrees awarded in philosophy and religious studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia. While this may seem like an odd pairing, the correlation we uncovered has left us all feeling like we've hit the intellectual jackpot - or should we say, the "philosopher's stone"!

Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista, we dove deep into the numbers from 2012 to 2021, crunching statistics like a pirate's hoard of treasure. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6893671 and a p-value less than 0.05, indicating a statistically significant relationship between the two variables.

Our results suggest that there may be more to the pursuit of wisdom and knowledge in philosophy and religious studies than meets the eye. Could it be that a deep contemplation of life's big questions and moral quandaries somehow influences the maritime activities in the waters of Indonesia? As we pondered this unexpected correlation, we couldn't help but exclaim, "Arrr, the sea of enlightenment runs deep, me hearties!"

So, as we navigate through this uncharted territory of academic research, we invite you to join us in unraveling the mysteries of the high seas and the human intellect. For in this curious nexus between philosophy, religious studies, and pirate mischief, there's no doubt that we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of knowledge worth exploring. Aye, the pursuit of wisdom truly knows no bounds!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies and Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Philosopher's Stone: Unraveling the Link Between Master's Degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ahoy, matey! In this paper, we set sail on a scholarly expedition to explore the curious relationship between the number of master's degrees awarded in philosophy and religious studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia. While this may seem like an odd pairing, the correlation we uncovered has left us all feeling like we've hit the intellectual jackpot - or should we say, the "philosopher's stone"!

Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista, we dove deep into the numbers from 2012 to 2021, crunching statistics like a pirate's hoard of treasure. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6893671 and a p-value less than 0.05, indicating a statistically significant relationship between the two variables.

Our results suggest that there may be more to the pursuit of wisdom and knowledge in philosophy and religious studies than meets the eye. Could it be that a deep contemplation of life's big questions and moral quandaries somehow influences the maritime activities in the waters of Indonesia? As we pondered this unexpected correlation, we couldn't help but exclaim, "Arrr, the sea of enlightenment runs deep, me hearties!"

So, as we navigate through this uncharted territory of academic research, we invite you to join us in unraveling the mysteries of the high seas and the human intellect. For in this curious nexus between philosophy, religious studies, and pirate mischief, there's no doubt that we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of knowledge worth exploring. Aye, the pursuit of wisdom truly knows no bounds!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Shiver me timbers! Avast ye, fellow scholars, and prepare to be taken on a swashbuckling journey through the realms of academia as we delve into the tantalizing link between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the rambunctious world of pirate attacks in Indonesia. Ye might think we've gone a bit off course, mates, but fear not, for these findings are more than just a mere flight of fancy. They're as serious as a pirate's parrot with a vocabulary that would make even the most erudite of philosophers envious!

So why, ye may wonder, would we embark on such a peculiar odyssey? Well, it all began with a whimsical notion that the pursuit of wisdom and pondering the intricate complexities of human existence might have some unexpected influence on the high seas. With a hearty "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum," we charted our course to examine whether the number of master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies correlated with the number of pirate attacks in Indonesia. Hold onto your tricorner hats, for the findings be as intriguing as a treasure map leading to enlightenment itself!

As we hoisted the academic anchor, we were met with the daunting question, "What be the link between scholarly pursuits and swashbuckling adventures?" Our initial skepticism was as high as the crow's nest, but the results we unearthed left us astounded. It turns out that the correlation between the two variables is as clear as the contrasting stripes on a pirate's breeches!

But before we weigh anchor, let's take a moment to admire the bigger picture. After all, finding a correlation between Master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and pirate attacks in Indonesia is like discovering a treasure chest filled with wisdom at the bottom of the ocean. It's a discovery that leaves us saying, "Aye, matey, the sea of knowledge and the seven seas are more intertwined than we ever dared to dream!" And with that, let's set sail on this scholarly expedition and see where the winds of research may take us. Onward, to the uncharted territories of unexpected correlations and academic adventure! Arrr!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies and Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Philosopher's Stone: Unraveling the Link Between Master's Degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ahoy, matey! In this paper, we set sail on a scholarly expedition to explore the curious relationship between the number of master's degrees awarded in philosophy and religious studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia. While this may seem like an odd pairing, the correlation we uncovered has left us all feeling like we've hit the intellectual jackpot - or should we say, the "philosopher's stone"!

Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista, we dove deep into the numbers from 2012 to 2021, crunching statistics like a pirate's hoard of treasure. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6893671 and a p-value less than 0.05, indicating a statistically significant relationship between the two variables.

Our results suggest that there may be more to the pursuit of wisdom and knowledge in philosophy and religious studies than meets the eye. Could it be that a deep contemplation of life's big questions and moral quandaries somehow influences the maritime activities in the waters of Indonesia? As we pondered this unexpected correlation, we couldn't help but exclaim, "Arrr, the sea of enlightenment runs deep, me hearties!"

So, as we navigate through this uncharted territory of academic research, we invite you to join us in unraveling the mysteries of the high seas and the human intellect. For in this curious nexus between philosophy, religious studies, and pirate mischief, there's no doubt that we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of knowledge worth exploring. Aye, the pursuit of wisdom truly knows no bounds!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Shiver me timbers! Avast ye, fellow scholars, and prepare to be taken on a swashbuckling journey through the realms of academia as we delve into the tantalizing link between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the rambunctious world of pirate attacks in Indonesia. Ye might think we've gone a bit off course, mates, but fear not, for these findings are more than just a mere flight of fancy. They're as serious as a pirate's parrot with a vocabulary that would make even the most erudite of philosophers envious!
So why, ye may wonder, would we embark on such a peculiar odyssey? Well, it all began with a whimsical notion that the pursuit of wisdom and pondering the intricate complexities of human existence might have some unexpected influence on the high seas. With a hearty "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum," we charted our course to examine whether the number of master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies correlated with the number of pirate attacks in Indonesia. Hold onto your tricorner hats, for the findings be as intriguing as a treasure map leading to enlightenment itself!
As we hoisted the academic anchor, we were met with the daunting question, "What be the link between scholarly pursuits and swashbuckling adventures?" Our initial skepticism was as high as the crow's nest, but the results we unearthed left us astounded. It turns out that the correlation between the two variables is as clear as the contrasting stripes on a pirate's breeches!
But before we weigh anchor, let's take a moment to admire the bigger picture. After all, finding a correlation between Master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and pirate attacks in Indonesia is like discovering a treasure chest filled with wisdom at the bottom of the ocean. It's a discovery that leaves us saying, "Aye, matey, the sea of knowledge and the seven seas are more intertwined than we ever dared to dream!" And with that, let's set sail on this scholarly expedition and see where the winds of research may take us. Onward, to the uncharted territories of unexpected correlations and academic adventure! Arrr!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between educational pursuits and their potential impact on social phenomena is a topic that has long captivated scholars and layfolk alike. Smith, in "The Influence of Education on Societal Trends," posits that educational attainment is often linked to various societal outcomes, though the specific nature of these connections can be as elusive as a ghost ship on a foggy night. Meanwhile, Doe, in "Education and Its Ripple Effects," emphasizes the need to look beyond the surface and uncover the hidden currents between academic endeavors and unexpected consequences.

Now, let's set a course for some books that are relevant to this investigation. "The Republic" by Plato and "The Varieties of Religious Experience" by William James might come to mind, as these texts delve into the depths of philosophy and religious studies. On the other hand, perhaps we should consider "Pirates! The True and Surprising History of the Pirates of the Caribbean" by Patrick Auerbach and "Treasure Island" by Robert Louis Stevenson, for they bring to light the intriguing world of piracy and its cultural influences.

Furthermore, in the age of the internet, memes have become an integral part of popular culture. Memes such as the "Philosoraptor" and "Pirate Dog" have permeated the digital seas, offering humorous and relatable portrayals of both philosophical musings and pirate escapades. These widely shared images and phrases serve as testament to the enduring appeal of these interconnected themes in modern society.

As we explore the relationship between the number of master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia, it's important to remember that correlation does not imply causation. Nevertheless, our findings have revealed a connection that is as jarring as a cannon blast and as striking as a parrot's plumage. The statistical significance we have uncovered has left us feeling as buoyant as a ship on the crest of a wave.

To lighten the scholarly tone for just a moment, why don't pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they'll just wash up on the shore later! Now, back to the subject at hand.

The unexpected correlation we unearthed between the pursuit of knowledge in philosophy and religious studies and the maritime exploits of pirates presents a puzzle worthy of the most daring adventurers. As we dig deeper into this intriguing phenomenon, we invite our fellow academics to join us on this intellectually stimulating journey. After all, the seas of academia and the high seas of maritime lore hold more similarities than one might first assume. Onward, with the wind at our backs and the stars as our guide!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies and Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Statista . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Philosopher's Stone: Unraveling the Link Between Master's Degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ahoy, matey! In this paper, we set sail on a scholarly expedition to explore the curious relationship between the number of master's degrees awarded in philosophy and religious studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia. While this may seem like an odd pairing, the correlation we uncovered has left us all feeling like we've hit the intellectual jackpot - or should we say, the "philosopher's stone"!

Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista, we dove deep into the numbers from 2012 to 2021, crunching statistics like a pirate's hoard of treasure. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6893671 and a p-value less than 0.05, indicating a statistically significant relationship between the two variables.

Our results suggest that there may be more to the pursuit of wisdom and knowledge in philosophy and religious studies than meets the eye. Could it be that a deep contemplation of life's big questions and moral quandaries somehow influences the maritime activities in the waters of Indonesia? As we pondered this unexpected correlation, we couldn't help but exclaim, "Arrr, the sea of enlightenment runs deep, me hearties!"

So, as we navigate through this uncharted territory of academic research, we invite you to join us in unraveling the mysteries of the high seas and the human intellect. For in this curious nexus between philosophy, religious studies, and pirate mischief, there's no doubt that we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of knowledge worth exploring. Aye, the pursuit of wisdom truly knows no bounds!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Shiver me timbers! Avast ye, fellow scholars, and prepare to be taken on a swashbuckling journey through the realms of academia as we delve into the tantalizing link between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the rambunctious world of pirate attacks in Indonesia. Ye might think we've gone a bit off course, mates, but fear not, for these findings are more than just a mere flight of fancy. They're as serious as a pirate's parrot with a vocabulary that would make even the most erudite of philosophers envious!
So why, ye may wonder, would we embark on such a peculiar odyssey? Well, it all began with a whimsical notion that the pursuit of wisdom and pondering the intricate complexities of human existence might have some unexpected influence on the high seas. With a hearty "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum," we charted our course to examine whether the number of master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies correlated with the number of pirate attacks in Indonesia. Hold onto your tricorner hats, for the findings be as intriguing as a treasure map leading to enlightenment itself!
As we hoisted the academic anchor, we were met with the daunting question, "What be the link between scholarly pursuits and swashbuckling adventures?" Our initial skepticism was as high as the crow's nest, but the results we unearthed left us astounded. It turns out that the correlation between the two variables is as clear as the contrasting stripes on a pirate's breeches!
But before we weigh anchor, let's take a moment to admire the bigger picture. After all, finding a correlation between Master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and pirate attacks in Indonesia is like discovering a treasure chest filled with wisdom at the bottom of the ocean. It's a discovery that leaves us saying, "Aye, matey, the sea of knowledge and the seven seas are more intertwined than we ever dared to dream!" And with that, let's set sail on this scholarly expedition and see where the winds of research may take us. Onward, to the uncharted territories of unexpected correlations and academic adventure! Arrr!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Testing the waters of correlation between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the number of pirate attacks in Indonesia required a methodological approach as diverse and varied as the crew of a bustling pirate ship. We started by plundering data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista, casting our nets wide from 2012 to 2021 to ensnare the most comprehensive and seaworthy datasets available.

To navigate the tempestuous seas of statistical analysis, we employed a series of measures that would make even the most seasoned sailor do a double take. First, we utilized a Pearson correlation coefficient with a hearty "aye-aye, captain" and a p-value analysis to determine the strength and significance of any associations we might uncover. This allowed us to weigh anchor on the statistical significance of our findings and set our course with confidence.

Next, we banded together like a rowdy pirate crew and performed a regression analysis to delve deeper into the relationship between the variables. This method allowed us to chart the course of the correlation, much like a skilled navigator plotting the path through treacherous waters. And of course, no statistical voyage would be complete without conducting a robust sensitivity analysis to ensure the stability and reliability of our findings. We wanted to be sure our results could weather any storm that may come our way.

As we navigated through the choppy waters of data collection, we also cast a wide net for potential confounding variables that might have crept into our analysis like stowaways on a ship. We carefully scrutinized factors such as economic indicators, geopolitical events, and even the whims of the weather, ensuring that our findings would stand as strong as the mast of a gallant ship in the face of scrutiny.

At every step of the journey, we rigorously adhered to the principles of good research practice, hoisting the flag of academic integrity high and proud. We eagerly crunched the numbers and navigated our way through the statistical depths, all the while reminding ourselves that a good statistical analysis is like a well-prepared cannon—it can blast through skepticism and doubts with precision and force.

Now, some landlubbers may jest that studying the connection between Master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and pirate attacks in Indonesia is akin to chasing after a red herring. But we, intrepid researchers, sailed forth undeterred, armed with the finest methodological tools and a sense of humor as sharp as a cutlass. With our data in hand and our sails billowing, we cast our gaze toward the horizon in search of the truth that lay hidden amidst the rolling waves of correlation.

And so, with our statistical compass firmly in hand, we boldly ventured forth into the uncharted seas of academic inquiry, prepared to navigate the unexpected currents that arise when exploring the unusual and enigmatic relationship between the pursuit of intellectual enlightenment and the daring escapades of seafaring scallywags. Onward, to the open waters of research, where the mysteries of the universe and the tangled webs of correlation await our scholarly scrutiny! Yo ho ho, methodology away!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies and Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Statista .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.6893671, r-squared of 0.4752270, and p < 0.05.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Philosopher's Stone: Unraveling the Link Between Master's Degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ahoy, matey! In this paper, we set sail on a scholarly expedition to explore the curious relationship between the number of master's degrees awarded in philosophy and religious studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia. While this may seem like an odd pairing, the correlation we uncovered has left us all feeling like we've hit the intellectual jackpot - or should we say, the "philosopher's stone"!

Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista, we dove deep into the numbers from 2012 to 2021, crunching statistics like a pirate's hoard of treasure. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6893671 and a p-value less than 0.05, indicating a statistically significant relationship between the two variables.

Our results suggest that there may be more to the pursuit of wisdom and knowledge in philosophy and religious studies than meets the eye. Could it be that a deep contemplation of life's big questions and moral quandaries somehow influences the maritime activities in the waters of Indonesia? As we pondered this unexpected correlation, we couldn't help but exclaim, "Arrr, the sea of enlightenment runs deep, me hearties!"

So, as we navigate through this uncharted territory of academic research, we invite you to join us in unraveling the mysteries of the high seas and the human intellect. For in this curious nexus between philosophy, religious studies, and pirate mischief, there's no doubt that we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of knowledge worth exploring. Aye, the pursuit of wisdom truly knows no bounds!

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Shiver me timbers! Avast ye, fellow scholars, and prepare to be taken on a swashbuckling journey through the realms of academia as we delve into the tantalizing link between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the rambunctious world of pirate attacks in Indonesia. Ye might think we've gone a bit off course, mates, but fear not, for these findings are more than just a mere flight of fancy. They're as serious as a pirate's parrot with a vocabulary that would make even the most erudite of philosophers envious!
So why, ye may wonder, would we embark on such a peculiar odyssey? Well, it all began with a whimsical notion that the pursuit of wisdom and pondering the intricate complexities of human existence might have some unexpected influence on the high seas. With a hearty "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum," we charted our course to examine whether the number of master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies correlated with the number of pirate attacks in Indonesia. Hold onto your tricorner hats, for the findings be as intriguing as a treasure map leading to enlightenment itself!
As we hoisted the academic anchor, we were met with the daunting question, "What be the link between scholarly pursuits and swashbuckling adventures?" Our initial skepticism was as high as the crow's nest, but the results we unearthed left us astounded. It turns out that the correlation between the two variables is as clear as the contrasting stripes on a pirate's breeches!
But before we weigh anchor, let's take a moment to admire the bigger picture. After all, finding a correlation between Master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and pirate attacks in Indonesia is like discovering a treasure chest filled with wisdom at the bottom of the ocean. It's a discovery that leaves us saying, "Aye, matey, the sea of knowledge and the seven seas are more intertwined than we ever dared to dream!" And with that, let's set sail on this scholarly expedition and see where the winds of research may take us. Onward, to the uncharted territories of unexpected correlations and academic adventure! Arrr!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation into the peculiar connection between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia have yielded an intriguing insight that is sure to shiver the timbers of conventional thought. Our statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.6893671 and an r-squared of 0.4752270 for the time period of 2012 to 2021, both of which exceeded our expectations like a hidden treasure chest amidst a sea of mundane findings.

The strong positive correlation between the number of master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the incidence of pirate attacks in Indonesia has left us feeling as buoyant as a ship sailing on a fair breeze. It seems that the pursuit of wisdom and the allure of pirate-infested waters are not as unrelated as one might assume. One might even say that the academic pursuit of "argh"-ument and the real-life "arr"-gument of pirates are more intertwined than a sailor's knots!

Our scatterplot (Fig. 1), which we share with unbridled enthusiasm akin to discovering a long-lost treasure map, visually illustrates this potent correlation. As we gazed upon the plot, we couldn't help but marvel at the striking pattern resembling the waves of the ocean, as if the data itself was sending us a message through the ripples of statistical significance.

So, as we bask in the glow of our findings, we offer this dad joke: "Why did the pirate go into Philosophy? To see if he could 'sea' the world from a different 'angle'! Perhaps our findings shed light on the reasons behind such a philosophical pirate's quest."

The implications of this unexpected correlation open up a veritable ocean of possibilities for further exploration. It's as if we've stumbled upon the philosopher's stone itself, unearthing a treasure trove of intellectual curiosity that beckons us to delve deeper into the enigmatic realms of academia and seafaring lore. As we conclude this leg of our scholarly voyage, we look forward to charting a course for future research endeavors that will sail us toward a more comprehensive understanding of this peculiar nexus between the world of ideas and the high seas.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies and Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Philosopher's Stone: Unraveling the Link Between Master's Degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ahoy, matey! In this paper, we set sail on a scholarly expedition to explore the curious relationship between the number of master's degrees awarded in philosophy and religious studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia. While this may seem like an odd pairing, the correlation we uncovered has left us all feeling like we've hit the intellectual jackpot - or should we say, the "philosopher's stone"!

Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista, we dove deep into the numbers from 2012 to 2021, crunching statistics like a pirate's hoard of treasure. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6893671 and a p-value less than 0.05, indicating a statistically significant relationship between the two variables.

Our results suggest that there may be more to the pursuit of wisdom and knowledge in philosophy and religious studies than meets the eye. Could it be that a deep contemplation of life's big questions and moral quandaries somehow influences the maritime activities in the waters of Indonesia? As we pondered this unexpected correlation, we couldn't help but exclaim, "Arrr, the sea of enlightenment runs deep, me hearties!"

So, as we navigate through this uncharted territory of academic research, we invite you to join us in unraveling the mysteries of the high seas and the human intellect. For in this curious nexus between philosophy, religious studies, and pirate mischief, there's no doubt that we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of knowledge worth exploring. Aye, the pursuit of wisdom truly knows no bounds!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between educational pursuits and their potential impact on social phenomena is a topic that has long captivated scholars and layfolk alike. Smith, in "The Influence of Education on Societal Trends," posits that educational attainment is often linked to various societal outcomes, though the specific nature of these connections can be as elusive as a ghost ship on a foggy night. Meanwhile, Doe, in "Education and Its Ripple Effects," emphasizes the need to look beyond the surface and uncover the hidden currents between academic endeavors and unexpected consequences.
Now, let's set a course for some books that are relevant to this investigation. "The Republic" by Plato and "The Varieties of Religious Experience" by William James might come to mind, as these texts delve into the depths of philosophy and religious studies. On the other hand, perhaps we should consider "Pirates! The True and Surprising History of the Pirates of the Caribbean" by Patrick Auerbach and "Treasure Island" by Robert Louis Stevenson, for they bring to light the intriguing world of piracy and its cultural influences.
Furthermore, in the age of the internet, memes have become an integral part of popular culture. Memes such as the "Philosoraptor" and "Pirate Dog" have permeated the digital seas, offering humorous and relatable portrayals of both philosophical musings and pirate escapades. These widely shared images and phrases serve as testament to the enduring appeal of these interconnected themes in modern society.
As we explore the relationship between the number of master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia, it's important to remember that correlation does not imply causation. Nevertheless, our findings have revealed a connection that is as jarring as a cannon blast and as striking as a parrot's plumage. The statistical significance we have uncovered has left us feeling as buoyant as a ship on the crest of a wave.
To lighten the scholarly tone for just a moment, why don't pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they'll just wash up on the shore later! Now, back to the subject at hand.
The unexpected correlation we unearthed between the pursuit of knowledge in philosophy and religious studies and the maritime exploits of pirates presents a puzzle worthy of the most daring adventurers. As we dig deeper into this intriguing phenomenon, we invite our fellow academics to join us on this intellectually stimulating journey. After all, the seas of academia and the high seas of maritime lore hold more similarities than one might first assume. Onward, with the wind at our backs and the stars as our guide!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the peculiar connection between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia have yielded an intriguing insight that is sure to shiver the timbers of conventional thought. Our statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.6893671 and an r-squared of 0.4752270 for the time period of 2012 to 2021, both of which exceeded our expectations like a hidden treasure chest amidst a sea of mundane findings.
The strong positive correlation between the number of master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the incidence of pirate attacks in Indonesia has left us feeling as buoyant as a ship sailing on a fair breeze. It seems that the pursuit of wisdom and the allure of pirate-infested waters are not as unrelated as one might assume. One might even say that the academic pursuit of "argh"-ument and the real-life "arr"-gument of pirates are more intertwined than a sailor's knots!
Our scatterplot (Fig. 1), which we share with unbridled enthusiasm akin to discovering a long-lost treasure map, visually illustrates this potent correlation. As we gazed upon the plot, we couldn't help but marvel at the striking pattern resembling the waves of the ocean, as if the data itself was sending us a message through the ripples of statistical significance.
So, as we bask in the glow of our findings, we offer this dad joke: "Why did the pirate go into Philosophy? To see if he could 'sea' the world from a different 'angle'! Perhaps our findings shed light on the reasons behind such a philosophical pirate's quest."
The implications of this unexpected correlation open up a veritable ocean of possibilities for further exploration. It's as if we've stumbled upon the philosopher's stone itself, unearthing a treasure trove of intellectual curiosity that beckons us to delve deeper into the enigmatic realms of academia and seafaring lore. As we conclude this leg of our scholarly voyage, we look forward to charting a course for future research endeavors that will sail us toward a more comprehensive understanding of this peculiar nexus between the world of ideas and the high seas.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Ahoy there, fellow scholars! As we embark on this scholarly odyssey to unravel the connection between the number of master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the incidence of pirate attacks in Indonesia, our findings have cast a light on a correlation as intriguing as a buried treasure. Our results not only support the prior research but also offer a fresh perspective on the intersection of academic pursuits and maritime endeavors.

The correlation coefficient of 0.6893671 and the statistically significant p-value we uncovered have left us feeling as exhilarated as a pirate finding a chest of gold doubloons. These results support the notion that educational pursuits, particularly in the areas of philosophy and religious studies, may indeed have some influence on the frequency of pirate attacks in the waters of Indonesia. It seems that the pursuit of wisdom and knowledge may cast a wider net than we initially assumed, much like a pirate spreading their sails to catch the winds of fortune.

The robust correlation we observed between the number of master's degrees awarded and the frequency of pirate attacks aligns with previous scholarship, emphasizing the need to look beyond the surface and uncover the hidden currents between educational endeavors and unexpected consequences. Our results have proven to be a treasure trove of insight, reinforcing the notion that the pursuit of knowledge in philosophy and religious studies may, quite literally, be setting sail for uncharted territories.

In light of these findings, let's steer our scholarly ship toward contemplating the implications of this correlation. It appears that the pursuit of intellectual enlightenment and the allure of maritime adventure may be more intertwined than we previously surmised. One might jest, "Why did the pirate study philosophy? To ponder the 'paradox' of plundering!" Such jests aside, our findings indeed highlight the need for further interdisciplinary exploration into the link between academic pursuits and real-world phenomena.

As we navigate through these uncharted waters of academic inquiry, we look forward to delving deeper into the enigmatic realms of academia and seafaring lore. This curious nexus between the world of ideas and the high seas beckons us to continue our scholarly expedition, charting a course for future research endeavors that will sail us toward a more comprehensive understanding of this peculiar connection. So, with the wind at our backs and the stars as our guide, we eagerly anticipate the adventures that lie ahead in this unexplored territory of academic inquiry. Aye, the pursuit of wisdom truly knows no bounds!


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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies and Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Philosopher's Stone: Unraveling the Link Between Master's Degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia

[[ABSTRACT]]
Ahoy, matey! In this paper, we set sail on a scholarly expedition to explore the curious relationship between the number of master's degrees awarded in philosophy and religious studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia. While this may seem like an odd pairing, the correlation we uncovered has left us all feeling like we've hit the intellectual jackpot - or should we say, the "philosopher's stone"!

Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista, we dove deep into the numbers from 2012 to 2021, crunching statistics like a pirate's hoard of treasure. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6893671 and a p-value less than 0.05, indicating a statistically significant relationship between the two variables.

Our results suggest that there may be more to the pursuit of wisdom and knowledge in philosophy and religious studies than meets the eye. Could it be that a deep contemplation of life's big questions and moral quandaries somehow influences the maritime activities in the waters of Indonesia? As we pondered this unexpected correlation, we couldn't help but exclaim, "Arrr, the sea of enlightenment runs deep, me hearties!"

So, as we navigate through this uncharted territory of academic research, we invite you to join us in unraveling the mysteries of the high seas and the human intellect. For in this curious nexus between philosophy, religious studies, and pirate mischief, there's no doubt that we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of knowledge worth exploring. Aye, the pursuit of wisdom truly knows no bounds!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Shiver me timbers! Avast ye, fellow scholars, and prepare to be taken on a swashbuckling journey through the realms of academia as we delve into the tantalizing link between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the rambunctious world of pirate attacks in Indonesia. Ye might think we've gone a bit off course, mates, but fear not, for these findings are more than just a mere flight of fancy. They're as serious as a pirate's parrot with a vocabulary that would make even the most erudite of philosophers envious!
So why, ye may wonder, would we embark on such a peculiar odyssey? Well, it all began with a whimsical notion that the pursuit of wisdom and pondering the intricate complexities of human existence might have some unexpected influence on the high seas. With a hearty "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum," we charted our course to examine whether the number of master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies correlated with the number of pirate attacks in Indonesia. Hold onto your tricorner hats, for the findings be as intriguing as a treasure map leading to enlightenment itself!
As we hoisted the academic anchor, we were met with the daunting question, "What be the link between scholarly pursuits and swashbuckling adventures?" Our initial skepticism was as high as the crow's nest, but the results we unearthed left us astounded. It turns out that the correlation between the two variables is as clear as the contrasting stripes on a pirate's breeches!
But before we weigh anchor, let's take a moment to admire the bigger picture. After all, finding a correlation between Master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and pirate attacks in Indonesia is like discovering a treasure chest filled with wisdom at the bottom of the ocean. It's a discovery that leaves us saying, "Aye, matey, the sea of knowledge and the seven seas are more intertwined than we ever dared to dream!" And with that, let's set sail on this scholarly expedition and see where the winds of research may take us. Onward, to the uncharted territories of unexpected correlations and academic adventure! Arrr!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the peculiar connection between Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia have yielded an intriguing insight that is sure to shiver the timbers of conventional thought. Our statistical analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.6893671 and an r-squared of 0.4752270 for the time period of 2012 to 2021, both of which exceeded our expectations like a hidden treasure chest amidst a sea of mundane findings.
The strong positive correlation between the number of master's degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the incidence of pirate attacks in Indonesia has left us feeling as buoyant as a ship sailing on a fair breeze. It seems that the pursuit of wisdom and the allure of pirate-infested waters are not as unrelated as one might assume. One might even say that the academic pursuit of "argh"-ument and the real-life "arr"-gument of pirates are more intertwined than a sailor's knots!
Our scatterplot (Fig. 1), which we share with unbridled enthusiasm akin to discovering a long-lost treasure map, visually illustrates this potent correlation. As we gazed upon the plot, we couldn't help but marvel at the striking pattern resembling the waves of the ocean, as if the data itself was sending us a message through the ripples of statistical significance.
So, as we bask in the glow of our findings, we offer this dad joke: "Why did the pirate go into Philosophy? To see if he could 'sea' the world from a different 'angle'! Perhaps our findings shed light on the reasons behind such a philosophical pirate's quest."
The implications of this unexpected correlation open up a veritable ocean of possibilities for further exploration. It's as if we've stumbled upon the philosopher's stone itself, unearthing a treasure trove of intellectual curiosity that beckons us to delve deeper into the enigmatic realms of academia and seafaring lore. As we conclude this leg of our scholarly voyage, we look forward to charting a course for future research endeavors that will sail us toward a more comprehensive understanding of this peculiar nexus between the world of ideas and the high seas.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our voyage through the uncharted waters of academic research has led us to the unexpected discovery of a significant correlation between the number of master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and Religious Studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia. This correlation, as robust as a pirate's chest, has left us feeling as giddy as a sailor finding land after a long voyage. It seems that the pursuit of knowledge and the allure of swashbuckling adventures are more closely intertwined than a sailor's knots!

As we weigh anchor and bid adieu to this peculiar yet enlightening endeavor, we leave you with a final dad joke: "Why are pirates so good at philosophy? Because they are always searching for arrrrrguments!"

In light of our findings, it is clear that no more research is needed in this area. After all, we've uncovered a treasure trove of knowledge that exemplifies the thrilling and sometimes whimsical nature of academic inquiry. With this, we bid you adieu and hope that our findings leave you as amused and enlightened as a pirate discovering a barrel of grog on a deserted island. Fair winds and following seas to all!


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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Philosopher's Stone: Unraveling the Link Between Master's Degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Interdisciplinary Paradoxes


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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Philosopher's Stone: Unraveling the Link Between Master's Degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Interdisciplinary Studies of Philosophical Piracy


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System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Philosopher's Stone: Unraveling the Link Between Master's Degrees in Philosophy and Religious Studies and Pirate Attacks in Indonesia with an abstract of Ahoy, matey! In this paper, we set sail on a scholarly expedition to explore the curious relationship between the number of master's degrees awarded in philosophy and religious studies and the frequency of pirate attacks in Indonesia. While this may seem like an odd pairing, the correlation we uncovered has left us all feeling like we've hit the intellectual jackpot - or should we say, the "philosopher's stone"!
Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista, we dove deep into the numbers from 2012 to 2021, crunching statistics like a pirate's hoard of treasure. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6893671 and a p-value less than 0.05, indicating a statistically significant relationship between the two variables.
Our results suggest that there may be more to the pursuit of wisdom and knowledge in philosophy and religious studies than meets the eye. Could it be that a deep contemplation of life's big questions and moral quandaries somehow influences the maritime activities in the waters of Indonesia? As we pondered this unexpected correlation, we couldn't help but exclaim, "Arrr, the sea of enlightenment runs deep, me hearties!"
So, as we navigate through this uncharted territory of academic research, we invite you to join us in unraveling the mysteries of the high seas and the human intellect. For in this curious nexus between philosophy, religious studies, and pirate mischief, there's no doubt that we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of knowledge worth exploring. Aye, the pursuit of wisdom truly knows no bounds!

ChatGPT:

master's degrees, philosophy, religious studies, pirate attacks, Indonesia, correlation, National Center for Education Statistics, Statista, statistics, correlation coefficient, p-value, scholarly research, maritime activities, wisdom, knowledge, academic research, high seas, intellectual pursuits, treasure trove

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Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies
Detailed data title: Master's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions in Philosophy and religious studies
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
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Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia
Source: Statista
See what else correlates with Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia

Correlation r = 0.6893671 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.4752270 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 47.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.05, which statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.027. 0.0274287557026695900000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.69 in 2.7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 36 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.11, 0.92 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies (Degrees awarded)2433239925612413222721901693228021792073
Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia (Incidents)8110610010849433625269




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  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




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Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2433,2399,2561,2413,2227,2190,1693,2280,2179,2073,])
array_2 = np.array([81,106,100,108,49,43,36,25,26,9,])
array_1_name = "Master's degrees awarded in Philosophy and religious studies"
array_2_name = "Number of pirate attacks in Indonesia"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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