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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Ohio and the second variable is Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs.  The chart goes from 1975 to 2011, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The UFOs were actually advanced fitness trainers, using their otherworldly technology to simulate high-altitude conditions and give climbers an otherworldly boost of energy and endurance.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image that combines the fantastical world of Skyrim with a touch of reality. In the foreground, a vast, clear night sky over Ohio stretches out, with a bright unidentified flying object hovering mysteriously. In the background, determined climbers conquer the treacherous snowy peak of Mount Everest. The scene is bathed in a serene yet awe-inspiring atmosphere, merging the otherworldly with the earthly in a visually captivating juxtaposition. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Ohio and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Scalar art Pop art Symbolism A photo-realistic image A scene from Skyrim
ChatGPT: A scene from Skyrim

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Ohio and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a vast, clear night sky over Ohio, a bright unidentified flying object hovers, while in the background, determined climbers conquer the snowy peak of Mount Everest.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A scene from Skyrim ] and depicting this scene: In a vast, clear night sky over Ohio, a bright unidentified flying object hovers, while in the background, determined climbers conquer the snowy peak of Mount Everest. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image that combines the fantastical world of Skyrim with a touch of reality. In the foreground, a vast, clear night sky over Ohio stretches out, with a bright unidentified flying object hovering mysteriously. In the background, determined climbers conquer the treacherous snowy peak of Mount Everest. The scene is bathed in a serene yet awe-inspiring atmosphere, merging the otherworldly with the earthly in a visually captivating juxtaposition.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in UFO sightings in Ohio caused Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
High Above and Beyond: The UFO-nny Connection between Ohio UFO Sightings and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Expeditions and Extreme Altitude Endeavors

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Ohio and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8745975 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2011.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
High Above and Beyond: The UFO-nny Connection between Ohio UFO Sightings and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the peculiar correlation between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest. By scouring data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, we sought to shed light on this cosmic mystery. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8745975 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2011, our findings have unearthed an unexpected connection between celestial encounters in the Buckeye State and triumphs atop the world's tallest peak. This paper aims to defy the gravity of skepticism and lift the veil on this out-of-this-world relationship, offering a light-hearted and enlightening take on the intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Ohio and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
High Above and Beyond: The UFO-nny Connection between Ohio UFO Sightings and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the peculiar correlation between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest. By scouring data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, we sought to shed light on this cosmic mystery. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8745975 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2011, our findings have unearthed an unexpected connection between celestial encounters in the Buckeye State and triumphs atop the world's tallest peak. This paper aims to defy the gravity of skepticism and lift the veil on this out-of-this-world relationship, offering a light-hearted and enlightening take on the intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The mysterious and enigmatic nature of UFO sightings has long captured the imagination of the public, sparking endless debates about the existence of life beyond our planet. On the other hand, the monumental feat of climbing Mount Everest, the Earth's highest peak, has continually captivated adventurers and mountaineers, symbolizing the pinnacle of human endurance and determination.

While these two phenomena may seem entirely unrelated, our research seeks to explore a peculiar correlation that defies convention. We often find ourselves pondering the cosmic question: What do UFOs and successful Mount Everest climbs have in common? The answer may surprise you – or perhaps, it may lead you to question our sanity.

Amidst the cornfields and bustling cities of Ohio, a strange pattern has emerged; a pattern that seems to echo across the vast expanse of the Himalayas. Yes, we are talking about the unusual link between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest.

As we embark on this journey, the logical mind may resist, and skepticism may rear its head. A cynic could dismiss this connection as purely coincidental, chalking it up to statistical flukes or the whims of cosmic chance. However, our findings beg to differ, beckoning us to look beyond the bounds of conventional reasoning and embrace the unexpected.

Just as the summit of Mount Everest remains shrouded in an ever-changing dance of clouds and storms, so too do the skies above Ohio harbor their own mysteries. Could it be that the forces interspersed between the twinkling lights in Ohio and the triumphant climbers on Everest are more intertwined than we ever fathomed? This is the perplexing puzzle we aim to unravel, armed with data, analysis, and a penchant for out-of-this-world puns.

So, join us on this cosmic quest as we set out to defy the gravity of skepticism and bring a lighthearted, yet illuminating, perspective to the confluence of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial. After all, when it comes to unraveling celestial conundrums, a touch of humor might just be the telescope we need to bring the truth into focus.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Ohio and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
High Above and Beyond: The UFO-nny Connection between Ohio UFO Sightings and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the peculiar correlation between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest. By scouring data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, we sought to shed light on this cosmic mystery. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8745975 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2011, our findings have unearthed an unexpected connection between celestial encounters in the Buckeye State and triumphs atop the world's tallest peak. This paper aims to defy the gravity of skepticism and lift the veil on this out-of-this-world relationship, offering a light-hearted and enlightening take on the intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The mysterious and enigmatic nature of UFO sightings has long captured the imagination of the public, sparking endless debates about the existence of life beyond our planet. On the other hand, the monumental feat of climbing Mount Everest, the Earth's highest peak, has continually captivated adventurers and mountaineers, symbolizing the pinnacle of human endurance and determination.
While these two phenomena may seem entirely unrelated, our research seeks to explore a peculiar correlation that defies convention. We often find ourselves pondering the cosmic question: What do UFOs and successful Mount Everest climbs have in common? The answer may surprise you – or perhaps, it may lead you to question our sanity.
Amidst the cornfields and bustling cities of Ohio, a strange pattern has emerged; a pattern that seems to echo across the vast expanse of the Himalayas. Yes, we are talking about the unusual link between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest.
As we embark on this journey, the logical mind may resist, and skepticism may rear its head. A cynic could dismiss this connection as purely coincidental, chalking it up to statistical flukes or the whims of cosmic chance. However, our findings beg to differ, beckoning us to look beyond the bounds of conventional reasoning and embrace the unexpected.
Just as the summit of Mount Everest remains shrouded in an ever-changing dance of clouds and storms, so too do the skies above Ohio harbor their own mysteries. Could it be that the forces interspersed between the twinkling lights in Ohio and the triumphant climbers on Everest are more intertwined than we ever fathomed? This is the perplexing puzzle we aim to unravel, armed with data, analysis, and a penchant for out-of-this-world puns.
So, join us on this cosmic quest as we set out to defy the gravity of skepticism and bring a lighthearted, yet illuminating, perspective to the confluence of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial. After all, when it comes to unraveling celestial conundrums, a touch of humor might just be the telescope we need to bring the truth into focus.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs has led researchers to delve into a myriad of literature pertaining to extraterrestrial phenomena, mountaineering, and the peculiar intersections of seemingly unrelated events. Smith et al. (2003) conducted a comprehensive analysis of UFO sighting reports in various U.S. states, including Ohio, utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center. Their findings elucidate the frequency and distribution of these inexplicable aerial phenomena, forming a critical foundation for our current investigation.

Moreover, Doe (2009) explored the psychological and sociological implications of UFO sightings on local communities, delving into the societal impact and cultural perception of extraterrestrial encounters. Their work underscores the profound intrigue and mystery surrounding UFO sightings, prompting us to consider the broader implications of such cosmic rendezvous.

In a slightly more whimsical vein, Jones (2015) probed into the folklore and mythologies surrounding Mount Everest, intertwining accounts of legendary Yeti sightings with the daring exploits of mountaineers. Notably, Jones' exploration of Himalayan lore and mountaineering traditions provides a colorful backdrop for our investigation, offering insights into the mystical allure of the world's highest summit.

Shifting gears, the non-fiction works of "The X-Files: Book of the Unexplained" and "Chariots of the Gods" by Erich von Däniken bring forth unconventional perspectives on extraterrestrial visitations and their potential influence on human history, tantalizing the imagination with outlandish theories and speculative conjectures. While these works may venture into the realm of pseudoscience, they nonetheless infuse our inquiry with a dose of otherworldly speculation, adding an element of intrigue to our exploration.

Further adding to the literary medley are fictional works such as "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" and "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," each offering imaginative forays into the realms of cosmic encounters and interstellar adventures. Though these narratives may reside in the realm of fiction, they imbue our investigation with a whimsical spirit, reminding us that the cosmos may hold mysteries beyond our wildest dreams—and perhaps, our most absurd conjectures.

In a more visual medium, movies such as "Independence Day" and "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" provide cinematic depictions of alien visitations, provoking contemplation on the nature of extraterrestrial contact and its potential impact on human endeavors. While these films may be perceived as mere entertainment, they prompt us to consider the role of popular culture in shaping our perceptions of the unknown, offering a lighthearted lens through which to view our cosmic conundrum.

With our multifaceted exploration of literature and pop culture, we are poised to unravel the UFO-nny connection between Ohio UFO sightings and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, fueled by a blend of data-driven analysis and a healthy dose of cosmic whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Ohio and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC . You used data from 1975 to 2011

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
High Above and Beyond: The UFO-nny Connection between Ohio UFO Sightings and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the peculiar correlation between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest. By scouring data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, we sought to shed light on this cosmic mystery. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8745975 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2011, our findings have unearthed an unexpected connection between celestial encounters in the Buckeye State and triumphs atop the world's tallest peak. This paper aims to defy the gravity of skepticism and lift the veil on this out-of-this-world relationship, offering a light-hearted and enlightening take on the intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The mysterious and enigmatic nature of UFO sightings has long captured the imagination of the public, sparking endless debates about the existence of life beyond our planet. On the other hand, the monumental feat of climbing Mount Everest, the Earth's highest peak, has continually captivated adventurers and mountaineers, symbolizing the pinnacle of human endurance and determination.
While these two phenomena may seem entirely unrelated, our research seeks to explore a peculiar correlation that defies convention. We often find ourselves pondering the cosmic question: What do UFOs and successful Mount Everest climbs have in common? The answer may surprise you – or perhaps, it may lead you to question our sanity.
Amidst the cornfields and bustling cities of Ohio, a strange pattern has emerged; a pattern that seems to echo across the vast expanse of the Himalayas. Yes, we are talking about the unusual link between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest.
As we embark on this journey, the logical mind may resist, and skepticism may rear its head. A cynic could dismiss this connection as purely coincidental, chalking it up to statistical flukes or the whims of cosmic chance. However, our findings beg to differ, beckoning us to look beyond the bounds of conventional reasoning and embrace the unexpected.
Just as the summit of Mount Everest remains shrouded in an ever-changing dance of clouds and storms, so too do the skies above Ohio harbor their own mysteries. Could it be that the forces interspersed between the twinkling lights in Ohio and the triumphant climbers on Everest are more intertwined than we ever fathomed? This is the perplexing puzzle we aim to unravel, armed with data, analysis, and a penchant for out-of-this-world puns.
So, join us on this cosmic quest as we set out to defy the gravity of skepticism and bring a lighthearted, yet illuminating, perspective to the confluence of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial. After all, when it comes to unraveling celestial conundrums, a touch of humor might just be the telescope we need to bring the truth into focus.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unearth the truth behind the peculiar correlation between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, we embarked on a cosmic quest of data collection, manipulation, and analysis. Our research team scoured the depths of the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, extracting information from the years 1975 to 2011 to uncover any hidden cosmic connections.

The data extraction process involved a mystical amalgamation of algorithms, statistical wizardry, and a touch of old-fashioned elbow grease. After invoking the intergalactic spirits of data mining, we emerged triumphant with a treasure trove of UFO sighting reports from the Buckeye State and records of victorious mountain ascents in the world's tallest peak.

With a twinkle of curiosity in our eyes and a sly nod to the heavens, we then employed a series of statistical analyses to wrangle with the numbers. Our toolkit included the venerable Pearson correlation coefficient, which danced through the data with the grace of a shooting star, revealing a correlation of 0.8745975. Furthermore, our calculations led to a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, setting the stage for our cosmic revelations.

However, it wasn't all seamless astral alignments and celestial serendipity. We encountered our fair share of challenges and cosmic conundrums along the way. Wrestling with vast data sets and navigating the cosmic chaos was akin to traversing an asteroid field – treacherous yet exhilarating. But armed with determination and a sprinkle of stardust, we forged ahead, undeterred by the occasional cosmic interference.

In tandem, we also delved into complementary literature on the psychology of UFO sightings, the sociology of mountain climbers, and the astrological significance of Ohio’s celestial sightings. Admittedly, this journey through diverse disciplines felt like navigating a cosmic map with myriad constellations, each bearing its own enigmatic allure.

Nevertheless, equipped with rigorous analytical techniques and a dash of levity, we employed multivariate regression models and time-series analyses to illuminate the ethereal threads connecting the UFO phenomena and Mount Everest escapades. Our methods were as multifaceted as the facets of a diamond nebula, capturing the nuances of this cryptic correlation with precision and flair.

In essence, our methodology harnessed the forces of data, statistics, and a sprinkle of cosmic whimsy to navigate the mysterious nexus between Ohio UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest conquests. Our approach, while undoubtedly serious in its pursuit of knowledge, allowed for a touch of playfulness – after all, exploring celestial realms demands a sense of cosmic humor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Ohio and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC .

For the time period 1975 to 2011, you found a correlation 0.8745975, r-squared of 0.7649207, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
High Above and Beyond: The UFO-nny Connection between Ohio UFO Sightings and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the peculiar correlation between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest. By scouring data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, we sought to shed light on this cosmic mystery. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8745975 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2011, our findings have unearthed an unexpected connection between celestial encounters in the Buckeye State and triumphs atop the world's tallest peak. This paper aims to defy the gravity of skepticism and lift the veil on this out-of-this-world relationship, offering a light-hearted and enlightening take on the intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The mysterious and enigmatic nature of UFO sightings has long captured the imagination of the public, sparking endless debates about the existence of life beyond our planet. On the other hand, the monumental feat of climbing Mount Everest, the Earth's highest peak, has continually captivated adventurers and mountaineers, symbolizing the pinnacle of human endurance and determination.
While these two phenomena may seem entirely unrelated, our research seeks to explore a peculiar correlation that defies convention. We often find ourselves pondering the cosmic question: What do UFOs and successful Mount Everest climbs have in common? The answer may surprise you – or perhaps, it may lead you to question our sanity.
Amidst the cornfields and bustling cities of Ohio, a strange pattern has emerged; a pattern that seems to echo across the vast expanse of the Himalayas. Yes, we are talking about the unusual link between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest.
As we embark on this journey, the logical mind may resist, and skepticism may rear its head. A cynic could dismiss this connection as purely coincidental, chalking it up to statistical flukes or the whims of cosmic chance. However, our findings beg to differ, beckoning us to look beyond the bounds of conventional reasoning and embrace the unexpected.
Just as the summit of Mount Everest remains shrouded in an ever-changing dance of clouds and storms, so too do the skies above Ohio harbor their own mysteries. Could it be that the forces interspersed between the twinkling lights in Ohio and the triumphant climbers on Everest are more intertwined than we ever fathomed? This is the perplexing puzzle we aim to unravel, armed with data, analysis, and a penchant for out-of-this-world puns.
So, join us on this cosmic quest as we set out to defy the gravity of skepticism and bring a lighthearted, yet illuminating, perspective to the confluence of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial. After all, when it comes to unraveling celestial conundrums, a touch of humor might just be the telescope we need to bring the truth into focus.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Upon analyzing the data collected from 1975 to 2011, we discovered a surprisingly robust correlation between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The correlation coefficient of 0.8745975 demonstrates a strong positive relationship, indicating that as UFO sightings in Ohio increased, so did the number of successful climbs to the summit of Mount Everest. Furthermore, the calculated r-squared value of 0.7649207 suggests that approximately 76% of the variability in successful Everest climbs can be explained by the variability in Ohio UFO sightings.

Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the striking correlation between the two variables. The scatterplot clearly shows a trend where higher numbers of UFO sightings in Ohio correspond to increased successful summits of Mount Everest. It's as if the extraterrestrial sightings provided an otherworldly boost to the climbers, propelling them to conquer the Himalayan giant.

The statistical significance of the correlation, with a p-value less than 0.01, further solidifies the validity of the relationship. This p-value indicates that the observed correlation is highly unlikely to be a result of random chance, reinforcing the notion that there is a genuine connection between these two seemingly disparate phenomena.

It seems that the cosmic forces at play may have been silently nudging climbers towards the peak, offering them an otherworldly tailwind. Could it be that these celestial visitors were providing an unseen guiding light to the intrepid adventurers, subtly shaping the terrestrial triumphs atop Mount Everest? While we cannot definitively prove causation, the evidence certainly points to an intriguing correlation that calls for further investigation and contemplation.

The findings from this study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also beckon us to embrace the enigmatic and the extraordinary. The cosmic dance between Ohio UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs unfolds as a peculiar yet captivating spectacle, transcending the bounds of earthly reason and prompting us to entertain the possibility of an unearthly hand in humanity's most awe-inspiring endeavors.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Ohio and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
High Above and Beyond: The UFO-nny Connection between Ohio UFO Sightings and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the peculiar correlation between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest. By scouring data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, we sought to shed light on this cosmic mystery. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8745975 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2011, our findings have unearthed an unexpected connection between celestial encounters in the Buckeye State and triumphs atop the world's tallest peak. This paper aims to defy the gravity of skepticism and lift the veil on this out-of-this-world relationship, offering a light-hearted and enlightening take on the intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs has led researchers to delve into a myriad of literature pertaining to extraterrestrial phenomena, mountaineering, and the peculiar intersections of seemingly unrelated events. Smith et al. (2003) conducted a comprehensive analysis of UFO sighting reports in various U.S. states, including Ohio, utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center. Their findings elucidate the frequency and distribution of these inexplicable aerial phenomena, forming a critical foundation for our current investigation.
Moreover, Doe (2009) explored the psychological and sociological implications of UFO sightings on local communities, delving into the societal impact and cultural perception of extraterrestrial encounters. Their work underscores the profound intrigue and mystery surrounding UFO sightings, prompting us to consider the broader implications of such cosmic rendezvous.
In a slightly more whimsical vein, Jones (2015) probed into the folklore and mythologies surrounding Mount Everest, intertwining accounts of legendary Yeti sightings with the daring exploits of mountaineers. Notably, Jones' exploration of Himalayan lore and mountaineering traditions provides a colorful backdrop for our investigation, offering insights into the mystical allure of the world's highest summit.
Shifting gears, the non-fiction works of "The X-Files: Book of the Unexplained" and "Chariots of the Gods" by Erich von Däniken bring forth unconventional perspectives on extraterrestrial visitations and their potential influence on human history, tantalizing the imagination with outlandish theories and speculative conjectures. While these works may venture into the realm of pseudoscience, they nonetheless infuse our inquiry with a dose of otherworldly speculation, adding an element of intrigue to our exploration.
Further adding to the literary medley are fictional works such as "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" and "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," each offering imaginative forays into the realms of cosmic encounters and interstellar adventures. Though these narratives may reside in the realm of fiction, they imbue our investigation with a whimsical spirit, reminding us that the cosmos may hold mysteries beyond our wildest dreams—and perhaps, our most absurd conjectures.
In a more visual medium, movies such as "Independence Day" and "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" provide cinematic depictions of alien visitations, provoking contemplation on the nature of extraterrestrial contact and its potential impact on human endeavors. While these films may be perceived as mere entertainment, they prompt us to consider the role of popular culture in shaping our perceptions of the unknown, offering a lighthearted lens through which to view our cosmic conundrum.
With our multifaceted exploration of literature and pop culture, we are poised to unravel the UFO-nny connection between Ohio UFO sightings and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, fueled by a blend of data-driven analysis and a healthy dose of cosmic whimsy.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon analyzing the data collected from 1975 to 2011, we discovered a surprisingly robust correlation between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The correlation coefficient of 0.8745975 demonstrates a strong positive relationship, indicating that as UFO sightings in Ohio increased, so did the number of successful climbs to the summit of Mount Everest. Furthermore, the calculated r-squared value of 0.7649207 suggests that approximately 76% of the variability in successful Everest climbs can be explained by the variability in Ohio UFO sightings.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the striking correlation between the two variables. The scatterplot clearly shows a trend where higher numbers of UFO sightings in Ohio correspond to increased successful summits of Mount Everest. It's as if the extraterrestrial sightings provided an otherworldly boost to the climbers, propelling them to conquer the Himalayan giant.
The statistical significance of the correlation, with a p-value less than 0.01, further solidifies the validity of the relationship. This p-value indicates that the observed correlation is highly unlikely to be a result of random chance, reinforcing the notion that there is a genuine connection between these two seemingly disparate phenomena.
It seems that the cosmic forces at play may have been silently nudging climbers towards the peak, offering them an otherworldly tailwind. Could it be that these celestial visitors were providing an unseen guiding light to the intrepid adventurers, subtly shaping the terrestrial triumphs atop Mount Everest? While we cannot definitively prove causation, the evidence certainly points to an intriguing correlation that calls for further investigation and contemplation.
The findings from this study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also beckon us to embrace the enigmatic and the extraordinary. The cosmic dance between Ohio UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs unfolds as a peculiar yet captivating spectacle, transcending the bounds of earthly reason and prompting us to entertain the possibility of an unearthly hand in humanity's most awe-inspiring endeavors.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

In our discussion, we must first address the elephant in the lab - the striking correlation we discovered between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest. We must tread carefully when touting such unearthly connections, as many skeptics may scoff at the idea of extraterrestrial interventions in terrestrial triumphs. However, let's not sweep these findings under the cosmic rug just yet.

Harkening back to the literature review, let's take a particularly lighthearted drift back to Jones' exploration of Yeti sightings. While we may not have found evidence of mythical creatures aiding climbers, our results do offer a more extraterrestrial twist to the mountaineering mythology. Our findings seem to indicate that as UFO sightings in Ohio increased, so did the number of successful climbs to the summit of Mount Everest. It's as if the Buckeye State was beaming out some alien mojo, propelling climbers up the Himalayan behemoth.

The statistical significance of this correlation, with a p-value less than 0.01, further cements the reality of this cosmic connection. The evidence does seem to suggest that something truly astral was influencing the triumphs atop Mount Everest. Some might call it a twist of fate, but we prefer to think of it as a cosmic high-five from our celestial neighbors.

And let's not forget the charming quirkiness of our literature review, which delved into the realm of whimsy and mirth. As we mused over the depictions of extraterrestrial visitations in popular culture, we couldn't help but wonder if reality isn't as outrageous as fiction. Perhaps the scenes of UFOs hovering over Ohio's tranquil landscapes were not mere flights of fancy, but rather profound influences on the successes of mountaineers half a world away.

Our findings not only challenge convention, but also beckon us to embrace the enigmatic and the extraordinary. The cosmic dance between Ohio UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs unfolds as a peculiar yet captivating spectacle, transcending the bounds of earthly reason and prompting us to entertain the possibility of an unearthly hand in humanity's most awe-inspiring endeavors. While this discussion may seem to veer into the realm of the ridiculous, our results speak volumes about the cosmic tapestry that may be weaving unseen threads through our earthly endeavors. As we debate the implications of our findings, it's worth keeping an open mind and, dare we say, looking to the skies with renewed wonder.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Ohio and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
High Above and Beyond: The UFO-nny Connection between Ohio UFO Sightings and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the peculiar correlation between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest. By scouring data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, we sought to shed light on this cosmic mystery. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8745975 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2011, our findings have unearthed an unexpected connection between celestial encounters in the Buckeye State and triumphs atop the world's tallest peak. This paper aims to defy the gravity of skepticism and lift the veil on this out-of-this-world relationship, offering a light-hearted and enlightening take on the intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The mysterious and enigmatic nature of UFO sightings has long captured the imagination of the public, sparking endless debates about the existence of life beyond our planet. On the other hand, the monumental feat of climbing Mount Everest, the Earth's highest peak, has continually captivated adventurers and mountaineers, symbolizing the pinnacle of human endurance and determination.
While these two phenomena may seem entirely unrelated, our research seeks to explore a peculiar correlation that defies convention. We often find ourselves pondering the cosmic question: What do UFOs and successful Mount Everest climbs have in common? The answer may surprise you – or perhaps, it may lead you to question our sanity.
Amidst the cornfields and bustling cities of Ohio, a strange pattern has emerged; a pattern that seems to echo across the vast expanse of the Himalayas. Yes, we are talking about the unusual link between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest.
As we embark on this journey, the logical mind may resist, and skepticism may rear its head. A cynic could dismiss this connection as purely coincidental, chalking it up to statistical flukes or the whims of cosmic chance. However, our findings beg to differ, beckoning us to look beyond the bounds of conventional reasoning and embrace the unexpected.
Just as the summit of Mount Everest remains shrouded in an ever-changing dance of clouds and storms, so too do the skies above Ohio harbor their own mysteries. Could it be that the forces interspersed between the twinkling lights in Ohio and the triumphant climbers on Everest are more intertwined than we ever fathomed? This is the perplexing puzzle we aim to unravel, armed with data, analysis, and a penchant for out-of-this-world puns.
So, join us on this cosmic quest as we set out to defy the gravity of skepticism and bring a lighthearted, yet illuminating, perspective to the confluence of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial. After all, when it comes to unraveling celestial conundrums, a touch of humor might just be the telescope we need to bring the truth into focus.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon analyzing the data collected from 1975 to 2011, we discovered a surprisingly robust correlation between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The correlation coefficient of 0.8745975 demonstrates a strong positive relationship, indicating that as UFO sightings in Ohio increased, so did the number of successful climbs to the summit of Mount Everest. Furthermore, the calculated r-squared value of 0.7649207 suggests that approximately 76% of the variability in successful Everest climbs can be explained by the variability in Ohio UFO sightings.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the striking correlation between the two variables. The scatterplot clearly shows a trend where higher numbers of UFO sightings in Ohio correspond to increased successful summits of Mount Everest. It's as if the extraterrestrial sightings provided an otherworldly boost to the climbers, propelling them to conquer the Himalayan giant.
The statistical significance of the correlation, with a p-value less than 0.01, further solidifies the validity of the relationship. This p-value indicates that the observed correlation is highly unlikely to be a result of random chance, reinforcing the notion that there is a genuine connection between these two seemingly disparate phenomena.
It seems that the cosmic forces at play may have been silently nudging climbers towards the peak, offering them an otherworldly tailwind. Could it be that these celestial visitors were providing an unseen guiding light to the intrepid adventurers, subtly shaping the terrestrial triumphs atop Mount Everest? While we cannot definitively prove causation, the evidence certainly points to an intriguing correlation that calls for further investigation and contemplation.
The findings from this study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also beckon us to embrace the enigmatic and the extraordinary. The cosmic dance between Ohio UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs unfolds as a peculiar yet captivating spectacle, transcending the bounds of earthly reason and prompting us to entertain the possibility of an unearthly hand in humanity's most awe-inspiring endeavors.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has uncovered a cosmic correlation that tantalizes the imagination and defies conventional explanation. The robust relationship between UFO sightings in Ohio and successful Mount Everest climbs points to an interplanetary influence that transcends the bounds of earthly understanding. While some may view this connection as mere coincidence, our findings beckon us to expand our cosmic compass and embrace the inexplicable. It's as if the UFOs were serving as cheerleaders from the cosmos, egging on climbers to reach greater heights—both literally and figuratively. These celestial spectators seem to have taken a shining interest in human achievements, offering a guiding light that extends far beyond Earth's atmosphere.

As we reflect on the implications of these findings, one cannot help but entertain the possibility that our extraterrestrial neighbors have been quietly rooting for our success. It's a heartwarming thought, really—picture little green beings waving tiny flags and chanting, "Climb, climb, climb!" from their otherworldly vantage point. Perhaps they're even placing friendly wagers on summit times, cheering on their favorite climbers from lightyears away. What a heartwarming image to accompany such a statistically significant correlation.

While our findings prompt us to adopt a more whimsical perspective on celestial intervention, we must acknowledge the limitations of our study. Correlation does not imply causation, and we cannot definitively claim that Ohio UFO sightings directly propelled climbers to the top of Everest. However, our results undeniably invite further exploration and contemplation, urging the scientific community to gaze beyond the stars and ponder the cosmic forces at play.

In the spirit of intergalactic camaraderie, let us bask in the lighthearted absurdity of this peculiar connection, all the while acknowledging the inherent mystery that surrounds the intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial. After all, how often do we get to investigate the cosmic whimsy of UFOs and mountaineering in the same breath?

We firmly assert that no further research is warranted in this area. It's clear that the cosmos has spoken, and the inexplicable bond between Ohio's UFO sightings and Mount Everest triumphs shall remain an endearing enigma for the ages.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited High Above and Beyond: The UFO-nny Connection between Ohio UFO Sightings and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Expeditions and Extreme Altitude Endeavors


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited High Above and Beyond: The UFO-nny Connection between Ohio UFO Sightings and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Extraterrestrial Phenomena and Extreme Adventure Research Society


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled High Above and Beyond: The UFO-nny Connection between Ohio UFO Sightings and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs with an abstract of Our study delves into the peculiar correlation between reported UFO sightings in Ohio and the total number of successful summits of Mount Everest. By scouring data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, we sought to shed light on this cosmic mystery. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8745975 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 1975 to 2011, our findings have unearthed an unexpected connection between celestial encounters in the Buckeye State and triumphs atop the world's tallest peak. This paper aims to defy the gravity of skepticism and lift the veil on this out-of-this-world relationship, offering a light-hearted and enlightening take on the intersection of the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial.

ChatGPT:

Ohio UFO sightings, Mount Everest successful summits, correlation, cosmic mystery, National UFO Reporting Center, Himalayan Database, correlation coefficient, p-value, celestial encounters, Buckeye State, world's tallest peak, skepticism, extraterrestrial, terrestrial

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Data details

UFO sightings in Ohio
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Ohio
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Ohio

Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs
Source: CBC
See what else correlates with Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

Correlation r = 0.8745975 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7649207 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 76.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Ohio) over the 37 years from 1975 through 2011.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.51E-12. 0.0000000000015055951086495290
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.87 in 1.51E-10% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 664,189,192,868 random variables You don't actually need 664 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 36 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 36 because we have two variables measured over a period of 37 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.77, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1975197619771978197919801981198219831984198519861987198819891990199119921993199419951996199719981999200020012002200320042005200620072008200920102011
UFO sightings in Ohio (UFO sightings)1117119698731088710556101426252326591207590861111238393111130127123151
Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs (Climbers)154025181051823163040502572309012951839585121118145182159267337307493633423457543542




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([11,17,11,9,6,9,8,7,3,10,8,8,7,10,5,5,6,10,14,26,25,23,26,59,120,75,90,86,111,123,83,93,111,130,127,123,151,])
array_2 = np.array([15,4,0,25,18,10,5,18,23,16,30,4,0,50,25,72,30,90,129,51,83,95,85,121,118,145,182,159,267,337,307,493,633,423,457,543,542,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Ohio"
array_2_name = "Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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