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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air quality in Elmira, New York and the second variable is xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence.  The chart goes from 2007 to 2012, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the air quality improved, the local birds became smarter and started chirping in a binary code that inspired the xkcd creator to make more AI comics.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a colorful and vibrant cartoon forest in Elmira, New York, with binary code swirls and patterns floating through the air. In the center, Randall Munroe, the creator of xkcd, is seen smiling and sketching comics about artificial intelligence while a flock of pixelated birds chirps in binary code above him. The birds are depicted with small, glowing binary numbers emanating from them as they communicate in this unique way. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air quality in Elmira, New York and xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie Concept art a funny image macro A scene from Skyrim Voxel art
ChatGPT: a funny image macro

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air quality in Elmira, New York and xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence, in the following situation: As the air quality improved, the local birds became smarter and started chirping in a binary code that inspired the xkcd creator to make more AI comics.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Elmira, New York, the air quality improved, and as a result, the local birds began chirping in a binary code. This inspired the xkcd creator to draw more comics about artificial intelligence, as he watched the birds communicate in their unique way.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a funny image macro ] and depicting this scene: In Elmira, New York, the air quality improved, and as a result, the local birds began chirping in a binary code. This inspired the xkcd creator to draw more comics about artificial intelligence, as he watched the birds communicate in their unique way. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a colorful and vibrant cartoon forest in Elmira, New York, with binary code swirls and patterns floating through the air. In the center, Randall Munroe, the creator of xkcd, is seen smiling and sketching comics about artificial intelligence while a flock of pixelated birds chirps in binary code above him. The birds are depicted with small, glowing binary numbers emanating from them as they communicate in this unique way.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air quality in Elmira, New York caused xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Astonishing Air Quality and AI Amusements: An Analysis of Elmira, New York

The Journal of Quirky Environmental Studies

Feb 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and AI analysis of xkcd comics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9322621 and p < 0.01 for 2007 to 2012.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Astonishing Air Quality and AI Amusements: An Analysis of Elmira, New York

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing correlation between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence was investigated with a meticulous and methodical approach. The research team sought to answer the burning question: does the presence of certain pollutants in the air correspond to an increase in AI-related xkcd comics?

Using data derived from the Environmental Protection Agency, air quality indices were meticulously analyzed to identify fluctuations in the levels of pollutants, and then coupled with the publication dates of xkcd comics referencing artificial intelligence. The correlation coefficient of 0.9322621 and p < 0.01 for the years 2007 to 2012 affirmatively revealed a startling linkage between air quality in Elmira and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics.

Furthermore, utilizing advanced AI analytical methods, the research team cultivated an extensive collection of puns related to the interplay between environmental factors and humor, heightening the understanding of the multi-dimensional impact of air quality on cognitive conception. To add a dad joke, "Did you hear about the AI that could spell? It had algorithm!"

This research paves the way for further investigation into the complex interrelations between environmental influences and creative outputs, and encourages a broader perspective on the contextual nuances of humor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Astonishing Air Quality and AI Amusements: An Analysis of Elmira, New York

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing correlation between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence was investigated with a meticulous and methodical approach. The research team sought to answer the burning question: does the presence of certain pollutants in the air correspond to an increase in AI-related xkcd comics?

Using data derived from the Environmental Protection Agency, air quality indices were meticulously analyzed to identify fluctuations in the levels of pollutants, and then coupled with the publication dates of xkcd comics referencing artificial intelligence. The correlation coefficient of 0.9322621 and p < 0.01 for the years 2007 to 2012 affirmatively revealed a startling linkage between air quality in Elmira and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics.

Furthermore, utilizing advanced AI analytical methods, the research team cultivated an extensive collection of puns related to the interplay between environmental factors and humor, heightening the understanding of the multi-dimensional impact of air quality on cognitive conception. To add a dad joke, "Did you hear about the AI that could spell? It had algorithm!"

This research paves the way for further investigation into the complex interrelations between environmental influences and creative outputs, and encourages a broader perspective on the contextual nuances of humor.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The coalescence of air quality and artificial intelligence (AI) in the idyllic town of Elmira, New York, has prompted considerable speculation and intrigue. As the proverbial winds of inquiry blew through the realm of environmental science, they carried with them a gust of curiosity regarding the potential effects of air quality on the creation of AI-themed comedic content. This study sought to examine the extent to which the whimsical musings of xkcd comics on AI were influenced by the atmospheric compositions of Elmira.

While the pursuit of such a correlation may appear fanciful at first glance, it is essential to recognize the significance of identifying potential environmental influences on creative production. As the saying goes, "When it comes to jokes about air pollution, the punchline should be a breath of fresh air." The intersection of environmental factors and the manifestation of humor warrants thorough investigation, not only for its entertainment value but also for its implications on cognitive processes.

Air quality, with its medley of pollutants and particles, has long been recognized for its impact on human health and well-being. However, its influence on the thematic content of comic strips delving into the depths of artificial intelligence remains less explored. As research endeavors go, this one is certainly poised to breathe new life into the discourse on environmental influences on creativity. "We sought to address the age-old question: Can pollutants pave the way for punny AI-related comics?"

As the stages of data collection and analysis unfurled, a remarkable connection between air quality and AI-themed xkcd comics began to reveal itself. It became clear that the plot thickened with each pollutant concentration, echoing the humor that unfolded within the panels. "The correlation coefficients had us air high-fiving each other – pun intended." With each data point, the evidence of a clandestine interaction between the clarity of the air and the wit of AI-themed comics became more unmistakable.

In alignment with the spirit of scientific inquiry and the whimsy of comic relief, this investigation embarks on a journey to illuminate the nuanced interplay between atmospheric conditions and the jocular manifestations of artificial intelligence in xkcd comics. "It's not just about clean air; it's about the inventive flair!"

The subsequent sections of this paper will expound upon our methodical approach, the incisive data analysis, and the implications of our findings on the broader landscape of environmental influence on creative expression. With a dash of wit and a breath of fresh air, we delve into the heart of this capriciously captivating correlation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Astonishing Air Quality and AI Amusements: An Analysis of Elmira, New York

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing correlation between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence was investigated with a meticulous and methodical approach. The research team sought to answer the burning question: does the presence of certain pollutants in the air correspond to an increase in AI-related xkcd comics?

Using data derived from the Environmental Protection Agency, air quality indices were meticulously analyzed to identify fluctuations in the levels of pollutants, and then coupled with the publication dates of xkcd comics referencing artificial intelligence. The correlation coefficient of 0.9322621 and p < 0.01 for the years 2007 to 2012 affirmatively revealed a startling linkage between air quality in Elmira and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics.

Furthermore, utilizing advanced AI analytical methods, the research team cultivated an extensive collection of puns related to the interplay between environmental factors and humor, heightening the understanding of the multi-dimensional impact of air quality on cognitive conception. To add a dad joke, "Did you hear about the AI that could spell? It had algorithm!"

This research paves the way for further investigation into the complex interrelations between environmental influences and creative outputs, and encourages a broader perspective on the contextual nuances of humor.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The coalescence of air quality and artificial intelligence (AI) in the idyllic town of Elmira, New York, has prompted considerable speculation and intrigue. As the proverbial winds of inquiry blew through the realm of environmental science, they carried with them a gust of curiosity regarding the potential effects of air quality on the creation of AI-themed comedic content. This study sought to examine the extent to which the whimsical musings of xkcd comics on AI were influenced by the atmospheric compositions of Elmira.
While the pursuit of such a correlation may appear fanciful at first glance, it is essential to recognize the significance of identifying potential environmental influences on creative production. As the saying goes, "When it comes to jokes about air pollution, the punchline should be a breath of fresh air." The intersection of environmental factors and the manifestation of humor warrants thorough investigation, not only for its entertainment value but also for its implications on cognitive processes.
Air quality, with its medley of pollutants and particles, has long been recognized for its impact on human health and well-being. However, its influence on the thematic content of comic strips delving into the depths of artificial intelligence remains less explored. As research endeavors go, this one is certainly poised to breathe new life into the discourse on environmental influences on creativity. "We sought to address the age-old question: Can pollutants pave the way for punny AI-related comics?"
As the stages of data collection and analysis unfurled, a remarkable connection between air quality and AI-themed xkcd comics began to reveal itself. It became clear that the plot thickened with each pollutant concentration, echoing the humor that unfolded within the panels. "The correlation coefficients had us air high-fiving each other – pun intended." With each data point, the evidence of a clandestine interaction between the clarity of the air and the wit of AI-themed comics became more unmistakable.
In alignment with the spirit of scientific inquiry and the whimsy of comic relief, this investigation embarks on a journey to illuminate the nuanced interplay between atmospheric conditions and the jocular manifestations of artificial intelligence in xkcd comics. "It's not just about clean air; it's about the inventive flair!"
The subsequent sections of this paper will expound upon our methodical approach, the incisive data analysis, and the implications of our findings on the broader landscape of environmental influence on creative expression. With a dash of wit and a breath of fresh air, we delve into the heart of this capriciously captivating correlation.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
In "Smith et al.," the authors find that air quality in Elmira, New York, has been a subject of considerable concern due to its potential impact on public health and the environment. This scholarly work lays the groundwork for our investigation into the correlation between air quality and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence. In "Doe and Jones," a comprehensive analysis of air quality indices underscores the significance of monitoring pollutant levels and their potential ramifications. The pertinence of these studies cannot be understated; they serve as the linchpin for probing the interplay between environmental factors and the creation of AI-themed comic content.

In "Environmental Factors and Creative Processes" by White, the potential influence of environmental elements on creative outputs is expounded upon. The research posits that external stimuli, such as air quality, can subtly shape the thematic inclinations of artistic expression. Similarly, "The Influence of Air Quality on Humor Perception" by Black presents an intriguing link between air quality and the perception of humor, setting the stage for our exploration into the manifestation of AI-related comedic content within the context of environmental variables.

On the literary front, "Artificial Intelligence: A Comprehensive Analysis" by Gray delves into the cultural impact of AI and its portrayal in various media, shedding light on the thematic relevance of AI in comic art. Complementing this, "Humor, Creativity, and the Mind" by Brown charts the cognitive processes underpinning humor and creativity, providing invaluable insight into the mechanisms that govern the creation of comedic material.

On the fictional front, "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Philip K. Dick and "I, Robot" by Isaac Asimov offer profound narratives steeped in artificial intelligence, inspiring reflections on the intersection of technology and human experience. In a more whimsical vein, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams playfully toys with the concept of AI, beckoning readers into a universe of galactic absurdity and humorous musings.

Beyond the traditional boundaries of scholarly literature, the investigation embarked on an unconventional journey to glean insights from a wide array of sources. This included perusing works as eclectic as fortune cookies, the scribblings on bathroom walls, and even the arcane wisdom hidden within the tangled depths of CVS receipts. While these sources may be unorthodox, they added a layer of unpredictability to the research process and fueled the imagination, reminding us that inspiration can be found in the most unexpected of places.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and AI analysis of xkcd comics . You used data from 2007 to 2012

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Astonishing Air Quality and AI Amusements: An Analysis of Elmira, New York

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing correlation between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence was investigated with a meticulous and methodical approach. The research team sought to answer the burning question: does the presence of certain pollutants in the air correspond to an increase in AI-related xkcd comics?

Using data derived from the Environmental Protection Agency, air quality indices were meticulously analyzed to identify fluctuations in the levels of pollutants, and then coupled with the publication dates of xkcd comics referencing artificial intelligence. The correlation coefficient of 0.9322621 and p < 0.01 for the years 2007 to 2012 affirmatively revealed a startling linkage between air quality in Elmira and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics.

Furthermore, utilizing advanced AI analytical methods, the research team cultivated an extensive collection of puns related to the interplay between environmental factors and humor, heightening the understanding of the multi-dimensional impact of air quality on cognitive conception. To add a dad joke, "Did you hear about the AI that could spell? It had algorithm!"

This research paves the way for further investigation into the complex interrelations between environmental influences and creative outputs, and encourages a broader perspective on the contextual nuances of humor.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The coalescence of air quality and artificial intelligence (AI) in the idyllic town of Elmira, New York, has prompted considerable speculation and intrigue. As the proverbial winds of inquiry blew through the realm of environmental science, they carried with them a gust of curiosity regarding the potential effects of air quality on the creation of AI-themed comedic content. This study sought to examine the extent to which the whimsical musings of xkcd comics on AI were influenced by the atmospheric compositions of Elmira.
While the pursuit of such a correlation may appear fanciful at first glance, it is essential to recognize the significance of identifying potential environmental influences on creative production. As the saying goes, "When it comes to jokes about air pollution, the punchline should be a breath of fresh air." The intersection of environmental factors and the manifestation of humor warrants thorough investigation, not only for its entertainment value but also for its implications on cognitive processes.
Air quality, with its medley of pollutants and particles, has long been recognized for its impact on human health and well-being. However, its influence on the thematic content of comic strips delving into the depths of artificial intelligence remains less explored. As research endeavors go, this one is certainly poised to breathe new life into the discourse on environmental influences on creativity. "We sought to address the age-old question: Can pollutants pave the way for punny AI-related comics?"
As the stages of data collection and analysis unfurled, a remarkable connection between air quality and AI-themed xkcd comics began to reveal itself. It became clear that the plot thickened with each pollutant concentration, echoing the humor that unfolded within the panels. "The correlation coefficients had us air high-fiving each other – pun intended." With each data point, the evidence of a clandestine interaction between the clarity of the air and the wit of AI-themed comics became more unmistakable.
In alignment with the spirit of scientific inquiry and the whimsy of comic relief, this investigation embarks on a journey to illuminate the nuanced interplay between atmospheric conditions and the jocular manifestations of artificial intelligence in xkcd comics. "It's not just about clean air; it's about the inventive flair!"
The subsequent sections of this paper will expound upon our methodical approach, the incisive data analysis, and the implications of our findings on the broader landscape of environmental influence on creative expression. With a dash of wit and a breath of fresh air, we delve into the heart of this capriciously captivating correlation.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

The data collection phase of this research involved the meticulous extraction of air quality indices from the Environmental Protection Agency's comprehensive databases. The atmospheric variables of interest included levels of pollutants such as particulate matter (PM10 and PM2.5), sulfur dioxide (SO2), nitrogen dioxide (NO2), carbon monoxide (CO), and ozone (O3). We took a deep dive into these data, leaving no particle unturned.

Simultaneously, a sophisticated web scraping technique was employed to identify and collect xkcd comics published from 2007 to 2012 that pertained to artificial intelligence. This approach ensured a comprehensive corpus of AI-themed comics, leaving no digital stone unturned. "It was like searching for AI-themed comics in a digital haystack – but with an algorithmic magnet."

Subsequently, the identification of potential correlations between air quality in Elmira and the publication dates of AI-related xkcd comics relied on a hybrid analytical framework. This involved combining traditional statistical methods with advanced AI algorithms to detect patterns amidst the seemingly disparate domains of air pollutants and comedic digital productions. It was a fusion of analytical prowess and comedic flair – the research team sought to strike a balance between searing statistical analysis and punny pondering.

Upon the aggregation of these diverse datasets, statistical analyses including correlation coefficients, regression models, and time series analyses were conducted. The aim was to establish the strength and direction of the relationship between air quality indices and the occurrence of AI-themed xkcd comics over the designated timeframe. "We put the 'rad' in 'radiative forcing' with our data analyses!"

The culmination of these methodical processes ultimately provided the foundation for the revelatory findings regarding the linkage between Elmira's air quality and the publication of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence. The integration of cutting-edge computational techniques with environmental data evaluation allowed for a comprehensive understanding of the interplay between atmospheric conditions and the creation of AI-themed humor. "It was a breath of fresh air to witness the confluence of environmental science and comic analysis, pun intended."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and AI analysis of xkcd comics .

For the time period 2007 to 2012, you found a correlation 0.9322621, r-squared of 0.8691126, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Astonishing Air Quality and AI Amusements: An Analysis of Elmira, New York

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing correlation between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence was investigated with a meticulous and methodical approach. The research team sought to answer the burning question: does the presence of certain pollutants in the air correspond to an increase in AI-related xkcd comics?

Using data derived from the Environmental Protection Agency, air quality indices were meticulously analyzed to identify fluctuations in the levels of pollutants, and then coupled with the publication dates of xkcd comics referencing artificial intelligence. The correlation coefficient of 0.9322621 and p < 0.01 for the years 2007 to 2012 affirmatively revealed a startling linkage between air quality in Elmira and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics.

Furthermore, utilizing advanced AI analytical methods, the research team cultivated an extensive collection of puns related to the interplay between environmental factors and humor, heightening the understanding of the multi-dimensional impact of air quality on cognitive conception. To add a dad joke, "Did you hear about the AI that could spell? It had algorithm!"

This research paves the way for further investigation into the complex interrelations between environmental influences and creative outputs, and encourages a broader perspective on the contextual nuances of humor.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The coalescence of air quality and artificial intelligence (AI) in the idyllic town of Elmira, New York, has prompted considerable speculation and intrigue. As the proverbial winds of inquiry blew through the realm of environmental science, they carried with them a gust of curiosity regarding the potential effects of air quality on the creation of AI-themed comedic content. This study sought to examine the extent to which the whimsical musings of xkcd comics on AI were influenced by the atmospheric compositions of Elmira.
While the pursuit of such a correlation may appear fanciful at first glance, it is essential to recognize the significance of identifying potential environmental influences on creative production. As the saying goes, "When it comes to jokes about air pollution, the punchline should be a breath of fresh air." The intersection of environmental factors and the manifestation of humor warrants thorough investigation, not only for its entertainment value but also for its implications on cognitive processes.
Air quality, with its medley of pollutants and particles, has long been recognized for its impact on human health and well-being. However, its influence on the thematic content of comic strips delving into the depths of artificial intelligence remains less explored. As research endeavors go, this one is certainly poised to breathe new life into the discourse on environmental influences on creativity. "We sought to address the age-old question: Can pollutants pave the way for punny AI-related comics?"
As the stages of data collection and analysis unfurled, a remarkable connection between air quality and AI-themed xkcd comics began to reveal itself. It became clear that the plot thickened with each pollutant concentration, echoing the humor that unfolded within the panels. "The correlation coefficients had us air high-fiving each other – pun intended." With each data point, the evidence of a clandestine interaction between the clarity of the air and the wit of AI-themed comics became more unmistakable.
In alignment with the spirit of scientific inquiry and the whimsy of comic relief, this investigation embarks on a journey to illuminate the nuanced interplay between atmospheric conditions and the jocular manifestations of artificial intelligence in xkcd comics. "It's not just about clean air; it's about the inventive flair!"
The subsequent sections of this paper will expound upon our methodical approach, the incisive data analysis, and the implications of our findings on the broader landscape of environmental influence on creative expression. With a dash of wit and a breath of fresh air, we delve into the heart of this capriciously captivating correlation.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of the investigation revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9322621 between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence for the time period of 2007 to 2012. This indicates a strong positive relationship between the levels of air pollutants in Elmira and the frequency of AI-related xkcd comics. As the old saying goes, "The air was ripe with puns, and the data was not oxides-sy."

The r-squared value of 0.8691126 further underscored the robustness of this correlation, suggesting that approximately 87% of the variability in the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics can be explained by fluctuations in air quality in Elmira during the specified time frame. It's as if the air itself was whispering AI-related jokes into the ears of the xkcd creators.

Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 indicated the statistical significance of the relationship, providing strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis that there is no association between air quality in Elmira and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics. As the data spoke for itself, the team couldn't help but crack a few airborne jokes to lighten the atmosphere.

Fig. 1 (to be included) depicts a scatterplot illustrating the compelling correlation between air quality in Elmira and the frequency of AI-themed xkcd comics. The scatterplot not only visualizes the striking relationship but also serves as a gentle reminder that even scientific findings can have a comical side. "Who knew that pollutants and puns could form such an inseparable bond?"

In conclusion, the findings of this study not only confirm the connection between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics but also highlight the potential influence of environmental factors on the emergence of creative content. This correlation opens up new avenues for exploring the interplay between atmospheric conditions and the humorous manifestations of artificial intelligence in popular culture. "One might say, the air in Elmira is truly an AI-opener for comic creativity."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Astonishing Air Quality and AI Amusements: An Analysis of Elmira, New York

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing correlation between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence was investigated with a meticulous and methodical approach. The research team sought to answer the burning question: does the presence of certain pollutants in the air correspond to an increase in AI-related xkcd comics?

Using data derived from the Environmental Protection Agency, air quality indices were meticulously analyzed to identify fluctuations in the levels of pollutants, and then coupled with the publication dates of xkcd comics referencing artificial intelligence. The correlation coefficient of 0.9322621 and p < 0.01 for the years 2007 to 2012 affirmatively revealed a startling linkage between air quality in Elmira and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics.

Furthermore, utilizing advanced AI analytical methods, the research team cultivated an extensive collection of puns related to the interplay between environmental factors and humor, heightening the understanding of the multi-dimensional impact of air quality on cognitive conception. To add a dad joke, "Did you hear about the AI that could spell? It had algorithm!"

This research paves the way for further investigation into the complex interrelations between environmental influences and creative outputs, and encourages a broader perspective on the contextual nuances of humor.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al.," the authors find that air quality in Elmira, New York, has been a subject of considerable concern due to its potential impact on public health and the environment. This scholarly work lays the groundwork for our investigation into the correlation between air quality and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence. In "Doe and Jones," a comprehensive analysis of air quality indices underscores the significance of monitoring pollutant levels and their potential ramifications. The pertinence of these studies cannot be understated; they serve as the linchpin for probing the interplay between environmental factors and the creation of AI-themed comic content.
In "Environmental Factors and Creative Processes" by White, the potential influence of environmental elements on creative outputs is expounded upon. The research posits that external stimuli, such as air quality, can subtly shape the thematic inclinations of artistic expression. Similarly, "The Influence of Air Quality on Humor Perception" by Black presents an intriguing link between air quality and the perception of humor, setting the stage for our exploration into the manifestation of AI-related comedic content within the context of environmental variables.
On the literary front, "Artificial Intelligence: A Comprehensive Analysis" by Gray delves into the cultural impact of AI and its portrayal in various media, shedding light on the thematic relevance of AI in comic art. Complementing this, "Humor, Creativity, and the Mind" by Brown charts the cognitive processes underpinning humor and creativity, providing invaluable insight into the mechanisms that govern the creation of comedic material.
On the fictional front, "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Philip K. Dick and "I, Robot" by Isaac Asimov offer profound narratives steeped in artificial intelligence, inspiring reflections on the intersection of technology and human experience. In a more whimsical vein, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams playfully toys with the concept of AI, beckoning readers into a universe of galactic absurdity and humorous musings.
Beyond the traditional boundaries of scholarly literature, the investigation embarked on an unconventional journey to glean insights from a wide array of sources. This included perusing works as eclectic as fortune cookies, the scribblings on bathroom walls, and even the arcane wisdom hidden within the tangled depths of CVS receipts. While these sources may be unorthodox, they added a layer of unpredictability to the research process and fueled the imagination, reminding us that inspiration can be found in the most unexpected of places.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of the investigation revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9322621 between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence for the time period of 2007 to 2012. This indicates a strong positive relationship between the levels of air pollutants in Elmira and the frequency of AI-related xkcd comics. As the old saying goes, "The air was ripe with puns, and the data was not oxides-sy."
The r-squared value of 0.8691126 further underscored the robustness of this correlation, suggesting that approximately 87% of the variability in the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics can be explained by fluctuations in air quality in Elmira during the specified time frame. It's as if the air itself was whispering AI-related jokes into the ears of the xkcd creators.
Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 indicated the statistical significance of the relationship, providing strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis that there is no association between air quality in Elmira and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics. As the data spoke for itself, the team couldn't help but crack a few airborne jokes to lighten the atmosphere.
Fig. 1 (to be included) depicts a scatterplot illustrating the compelling correlation between air quality in Elmira and the frequency of AI-themed xkcd comics. The scatterplot not only visualizes the striking relationship but also serves as a gentle reminder that even scientific findings can have a comical side. "Who knew that pollutants and puns could form such an inseparable bond?"
In conclusion, the findings of this study not only confirm the connection between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics but also highlight the potential influence of environmental factors on the emergence of creative content. This correlation opens up new avenues for exploring the interplay between atmospheric conditions and the humorous manifestations of artificial intelligence in popular culture. "One might say, the air in Elmira is truly an AI-opener for comic creativity."

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of this study provide substantial evidence to support the previously posited notion that air quality in Elmira, New York, has a tangible influence on the thematic landscape of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence. It is quite a breath of fresh air to witness such a robust correlation between seemingly unrelated variables. This connection lends itself to a myriad of potential interpretations and implications, much like the layers of an onion – though, the tears shed are more from statistical analysis than pungent odors.

The startling correlation coefficient of 0.9322621 indicates a strong positive relationship between air pollutants and the proliferation of AI-themed xkcd comics. This linkage may have deeper roots than initially acknowledged, akin to a plant that thrives on carefully calibrated levels of carbon dioxide and whimsical musings about malfunctioning robots. It is as if the air itself became an unwitting muse, whispering AI-related jokes into the minds of the comic creators.

The r-squared value of 0.8691126 further underscores the robustness of this correlation, suggesting that the variations in air quality in Elmira during the specified time period can account for approximately 87% of the variability in the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics. This proportion is quite intoxicating, akin to the perfect blend of nitrogen, oxygen, and a dash of well-crafted humor. The remaining 13% are perhaps the enigmatic ingredients that make each xkcd creation so delightfully unpredictable.

The p-value of less than 0.01 provides a compelling statistical rationale to reject the null hypothesis, inferring a significant association between air quality in Elmira and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics. With such a negligible p-value, it seems the air in Elmira was not only thick with pollutants but also thick with potential comedic inspiration. It is as though the pollutants in the air were orchestrating a symphony of AI humor, conducting the comic creators like unwitting maestros.

It is noteworthy, however, that this study is not without its limitations. The analysis focused on a specific time frame and geographic area, and the findings may not be generalized without caution. Additionally, while correlations were established, causality cannot be definitively inferred. The intricate dance between air quality and humor may have more partners than initially perceived, much like a crowded room at a scientific masquerade ball.

Nonetheless, this research constitutes a significant milestone in understanding the interplay between environmental factors and creative outputs, heralding a new era in the realm of interdisciplinary investigations. The findings nimbly dance along the thin line between data and whimsy, illustrating that scientific inquiry need not always be confined to the doldrums of solemn discourse. Furthermore, this study offers a vantage point from which to view the world as an interconnected tapestry of variables, where even the air we breathe plays a role in shaping the humorous narratives we construct.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Elmira, New York and xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Astonishing Air Quality and AI Amusements: An Analysis of Elmira, New York

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing correlation between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence was investigated with a meticulous and methodical approach. The research team sought to answer the burning question: does the presence of certain pollutants in the air correspond to an increase in AI-related xkcd comics?

Using data derived from the Environmental Protection Agency, air quality indices were meticulously analyzed to identify fluctuations in the levels of pollutants, and then coupled with the publication dates of xkcd comics referencing artificial intelligence. The correlation coefficient of 0.9322621 and p < 0.01 for the years 2007 to 2012 affirmatively revealed a startling linkage between air quality in Elmira and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics.

Furthermore, utilizing advanced AI analytical methods, the research team cultivated an extensive collection of puns related to the interplay between environmental factors and humor, heightening the understanding of the multi-dimensional impact of air quality on cognitive conception. To add a dad joke, "Did you hear about the AI that could spell? It had algorithm!"

This research paves the way for further investigation into the complex interrelations between environmental influences and creative outputs, and encourages a broader perspective on the contextual nuances of humor.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The coalescence of air quality and artificial intelligence (AI) in the idyllic town of Elmira, New York, has prompted considerable speculation and intrigue. As the proverbial winds of inquiry blew through the realm of environmental science, they carried with them a gust of curiosity regarding the potential effects of air quality on the creation of AI-themed comedic content. This study sought to examine the extent to which the whimsical musings of xkcd comics on AI were influenced by the atmospheric compositions of Elmira.
While the pursuit of such a correlation may appear fanciful at first glance, it is essential to recognize the significance of identifying potential environmental influences on creative production. As the saying goes, "When it comes to jokes about air pollution, the punchline should be a breath of fresh air." The intersection of environmental factors and the manifestation of humor warrants thorough investigation, not only for its entertainment value but also for its implications on cognitive processes.
Air quality, with its medley of pollutants and particles, has long been recognized for its impact on human health and well-being. However, its influence on the thematic content of comic strips delving into the depths of artificial intelligence remains less explored. As research endeavors go, this one is certainly poised to breathe new life into the discourse on environmental influences on creativity. "We sought to address the age-old question: Can pollutants pave the way for punny AI-related comics?"
As the stages of data collection and analysis unfurled, a remarkable connection between air quality and AI-themed xkcd comics began to reveal itself. It became clear that the plot thickened with each pollutant concentration, echoing the humor that unfolded within the panels. "The correlation coefficients had us air high-fiving each other – pun intended." With each data point, the evidence of a clandestine interaction between the clarity of the air and the wit of AI-themed comics became more unmistakable.
In alignment with the spirit of scientific inquiry and the whimsy of comic relief, this investigation embarks on a journey to illuminate the nuanced interplay between atmospheric conditions and the jocular manifestations of artificial intelligence in xkcd comics. "It's not just about clean air; it's about the inventive flair!"
The subsequent sections of this paper will expound upon our methodical approach, the incisive data analysis, and the implications of our findings on the broader landscape of environmental influence on creative expression. With a dash of wit and a breath of fresh air, we delve into the heart of this capriciously captivating correlation.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of the investigation revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9322621 between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence for the time period of 2007 to 2012. This indicates a strong positive relationship between the levels of air pollutants in Elmira and the frequency of AI-related xkcd comics. As the old saying goes, "The air was ripe with puns, and the data was not oxides-sy."
The r-squared value of 0.8691126 further underscored the robustness of this correlation, suggesting that approximately 87% of the variability in the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics can be explained by fluctuations in air quality in Elmira during the specified time frame. It's as if the air itself was whispering AI-related jokes into the ears of the xkcd creators.
Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 indicated the statistical significance of the relationship, providing strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis that there is no association between air quality in Elmira and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics. As the data spoke for itself, the team couldn't help but crack a few airborne jokes to lighten the atmosphere.
Fig. 1 (to be included) depicts a scatterplot illustrating the compelling correlation between air quality in Elmira and the frequency of AI-themed xkcd comics. The scatterplot not only visualizes the striking relationship but also serves as a gentle reminder that even scientific findings can have a comical side. "Who knew that pollutants and puns could form such an inseparable bond?"
In conclusion, the findings of this study not only confirm the connection between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics but also highlight the potential influence of environmental factors on the emergence of creative content. This correlation opens up new avenues for exploring the interplay between atmospheric conditions and the humorous manifestations of artificial intelligence in popular culture. "One might say, the air in Elmira is truly an AI-opener for comic creativity."

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

The analysis of the relationship between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence has unearthed a connection of significant magnitude. The robust correlation coefficient and the minuscule p-value point to a coherence between the environmental ambiance and the wit of AI-themed xkcd comics that cannot be dismissed as mere happenstance. One might even say that the air in Elmira was an AI-rritable muse for the creators of these comics.

The profound implications of these findings stretch beyond the realm of mere statistical significance. They beckon us to contemplate the profound influence of the environment on human creativity and humor. As we consider these complex interrelations, we are reminded of the adage, "A breath of fresh air can do wonders not only for the lungs but also for the humor receptors in the brain." It seems that the air in Elmira was not just enriched with pollutants but also with the essence of AI-themed jests.

The compelling results of this investigation prompt a new appreciation for the intertwining of environmental influences and creative output, giving literal significance to the phrase "environmental humor." As we ponder the implications of this correlation, it becomes clear that the quality of the air might not only affect human health but also serve as a catalyst for the emergence of comedic expressions related to artificial intelligence. It's almost as if the very air particles were coding a symphony of AI-themed jokes.

In light of these revelatory findings, it is evident that no more research is needed in this area. The data has spoken, the puns have landed, and the conclusion is as clear as...well, Elmira's air quality.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Astonishing Air Quality and AI Amusements: An Analysis of Elmira, New York. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Environmental Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Astonishing Air Quality and AI Amusements: An Analysis of Elmira, New York. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Quirky Environmental Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Astonishing Air Quality and AI Amusements: An Analysis of Elmira, New York with an abstract of The tantalizing correlation between air quality in Elmira, New York, and the thematic content of xkcd comics related to artificial intelligence was investigated with a meticulous and methodical approach. The research team sought to answer the burning question: does the presence of certain pollutants in the air correspond to an increase in AI-related xkcd comics?
Using data derived from the Environmental Protection Agency, air quality indices were meticulously analyzed to identify fluctuations in the levels of pollutants, and then coupled with the publication dates of xkcd comics referencing artificial intelligence. The correlation coefficient of 0.9322621 and p < 0.01 for the years 2007 to 2012 affirmatively revealed a startling linkage between air quality in Elmira and the publication of AI-themed xkcd comics.
Furthermore, utilizing advanced AI analytical methods, the research team cultivated an extensive collection of puns related to the interplay between environmental factors and humor, heightening the understanding of the multi-dimensional impact of air quality on cognitive conception. To add a dad joke, "Did you hear about the AI that could spell? It had algorithm!"
This research paves the way for further investigation into the complex interrelations between environmental influences and creative outputs, and encourages a broader perspective on the contextual nuances of humor.

ChatGPT:

Elmira, New York, air quality, AI, xkcd comics, pollutants, correlation analysis, Environmental Protection Agency, air quality indices, publication dates, artificial intelligence, correlation coefficient, advanced AI analytical methods, environmental factors, cognitive conception, humor, creative outputs, dad jokes

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Data details

Air quality in Elmira, New York
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with good air quality in Elmira, NY
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air quality in Elmira, New York

xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence
Detailed data title: The number of xkcd comics published each year about artificial intelligence
Source: AI analysis of xkcd comics
Additional Info: I designed a Python workflow to perform OCR on every xkcd comic, feed that text into a large language model, and ask the model whether this comic was about the category named in the title.

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Correlation r = 0.9322621 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8691126 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 86.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air quality in Elmira, New York) over the 6 years from 2007 through 2012.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0067. 0.0067272338726018550000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.93 in 0.67% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 149 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 5 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 5 because we have two variables measured over a period of 6 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.5, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200720082009201020112012
Air quality in Elmira, New York (Good air quality)87.39591.689893.663988.980789.913590.3409
xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence (xkcd comics)123122




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([87.395,91.6898,93.6639,88.9807,89.9135,90.3409,])
array_2 = np.array([1,2,3,1,2,2,])
array_1_name = "Air quality in Elmira, New York"
array_2_name = "xkcd comics published about artificial intelligence"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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