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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and the second variable is The number of floral designers in Michigan.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the air quality improved, it seems the floral designers were no longer being pollinated with job opportunities. With cleaner air, there was a petal back on seeing the budding success in other fields, leading to a stem of job changes away from floral design.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image of Lansing, Michigan's city streets with reduced air pollution and an evident decline in floral designers' presence. Show the transition of the city's landscape with a notable shift in job opportunities and a budding success in other professions as a result of the cleaner air. Infuse the image with a sense of transformation and rejuvenation in the urban environment. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and The number of floral designers in Michigan. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Macabre Woodblock painting A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s A scene from Skyrim Concept art
ChatGPT: A scene from Skyrim

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and The number of floral designers in Michigan, in the following situation: As the air quality improved, it seems the floral designers were no longer being pollinated with job opportunities. With cleaner air, there was a petal back on seeing the budding success in other fields, leading to a stem of job changes away from floral design.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Lansing, Michigan, the air pollution levels have significantly reduced. The city streets are less hazy as fresh, clean air fills the atmosphere. At the same time, the number of floral designers has seen a decline, with a noticeable shift towards other fields. Amidst the cleaner air, the once bustling flower shops now see a budding success in other professions, marking a shift in job opportunities away from floral design.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A scene from Skyrim ] and depicting this scene: In Lansing, Michigan, the air pollution levels have significantly reduced. The city streets are less hazy as fresh, clean air fills the atmosphere. At the same time, the number of floral designers has seen a decline, with a noticeable shift towards other fields. Amidst the cleaner air, the once bustling flower shops now see a budding success in other professions, marking a shift in job opportunities away from floral design. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image of Lansing, Michigan's city streets with reduced air pollution and an evident decline in floral designers' presence. Show the transition of the city's landscape with a notable shift in job opportunities and a budding success in other professions as a result of the cleaner air. Infuse the image with a sense of transformation and rejuvenation in the urban environment.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan caused The number of floral designers in Michigan to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Petals and Particulate Matter: The Pollenotic Effects of Air Pollution on the Floricultural Workforce in Lansing, Michigan

Journal of Ecological Epidemiology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and The number of floral designers in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8432417 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Petals and Particulate Matter: The Pollenotic Effects of Air Pollution on the Floricultural Workforce in Lansing, Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the blooming relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we aimed to unearth the impact of air quality on the floral industry, much like discovering a hidden gem in a bouquet of roses – a 'petal' if you will. Our analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8432417 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022, indicating a statistically significant association between air pollution and the floral design workforce.

The findings suggest that as air pollution levels rise, the number of floral designers in Michigan also flourishes, sprouting an unexpected link between environmental pollutants and the demand for floral expertise. Just like a well-pruned garden, this research has pruned away the thorny issues surrounding the impact of air pollution on floral design, revealing a budding relationship that may 'pollen' the minds of both researchers and practitioners alike. The implications of these findings extend beyond the scope of horticulture, offering a 'bouquet' of insights into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and occupational trends.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and The number of floral designers in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Petals and Particulate Matter: The Pollenotic Effects of Air Pollution on the Floricultural Workforce in Lansing, Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the blooming relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we aimed to unearth the impact of air quality on the floral industry, much like discovering a hidden gem in a bouquet of roses – a 'petal' if you will. Our analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8432417 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022, indicating a statistically significant association between air pollution and the floral design workforce.

The findings suggest that as air pollution levels rise, the number of floral designers in Michigan also flourishes, sprouting an unexpected link between environmental pollutants and the demand for floral expertise. Just like a well-pruned garden, this research has pruned away the thorny issues surrounding the impact of air pollution on floral design, revealing a budding relationship that may 'pollen' the minds of both researchers and practitioners alike. The implications of these findings extend beyond the scope of horticulture, offering a 'bouquet' of insights into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and occupational trends.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Blossoming greetings to our esteemed readers! As we embark on this journey through the fragrant fields of statistical analysis and environmental impact, we are thrilled to present our findings on the delightful connection between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Cue the "puns and petal-tive" remarks, for we are about to delve into the pollenotic effects of air pollution on the floricultural workforce in our blooming research.

Imagine, if you will, a world where the aroma of freshly arranged bouquets meets the stifling presence of air pollutants. It's an unlikely pair, akin to pairing a rose with a pungent skunk cabbage. But in the realm of statistical inquiry, every correlation deserves its day in the sun. Just as a tulip knows when to blossom, we sought to unearth the relationship between air quality and the occupational niche of floral design, aiming to prove that there's more to this topic than just the "root" of the issue.

Our work builds upon the existing literature by shedding light on a rather "budding" topic – the impact of air pollution on the demand for floral designers. It's a topic that's been overlooked, much like a tiny, camouflaged critter hiding among the petals. By delving into this "pollen"ating puzzle, we aim to offer a fresh perspective on the intertwined factors shaping occupational trends, using statistical analysis as our "shovel" to dig through the layers of data.

The findings that follow will not just be a bed of roses. They will highlight the "thorny" yet captivating relationship between environmental pollutants and the blooming profession of floral design, bringing to light a correlation that has been hidden in plain sight, much like a daisy blending seamlessly with a garden bed. So, get ready to "stop and smell the data" as we uncover the fascinating association between air pollution and floral designers, embedding laughter into the mix like a "humorous-hyacinth" – always unexpected, but a delightful addition nonetheless.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and The number of floral designers in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Petals and Particulate Matter: The Pollenotic Effects of Air Pollution on the Floricultural Workforce in Lansing, Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the blooming relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we aimed to unearth the impact of air quality on the floral industry, much like discovering a hidden gem in a bouquet of roses – a 'petal' if you will. Our analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8432417 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022, indicating a statistically significant association between air pollution and the floral design workforce.

The findings suggest that as air pollution levels rise, the number of floral designers in Michigan also flourishes, sprouting an unexpected link between environmental pollutants and the demand for floral expertise. Just like a well-pruned garden, this research has pruned away the thorny issues surrounding the impact of air pollution on floral design, revealing a budding relationship that may 'pollen' the minds of both researchers and practitioners alike. The implications of these findings extend beyond the scope of horticulture, offering a 'bouquet' of insights into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and occupational trends.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Blossoming greetings to our esteemed readers! As we embark on this journey through the fragrant fields of statistical analysis and environmental impact, we are thrilled to present our findings on the delightful connection between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Cue the "puns and petal-tive" remarks, for we are about to delve into the pollenotic effects of air pollution on the floricultural workforce in our blooming research.
Imagine, if you will, a world where the aroma of freshly arranged bouquets meets the stifling presence of air pollutants. It's an unlikely pair, akin to pairing a rose with a pungent skunk cabbage. But in the realm of statistical inquiry, every correlation deserves its day in the sun. Just as a tulip knows when to blossom, we sought to unearth the relationship between air quality and the occupational niche of floral design, aiming to prove that there's more to this topic than just the "root" of the issue.
Our work builds upon the existing literature by shedding light on a rather "budding" topic – the impact of air pollution on the demand for floral designers. It's a topic that's been overlooked, much like a tiny, camouflaged critter hiding among the petals. By delving into this "pollen"ating puzzle, we aim to offer a fresh perspective on the intertwined factors shaping occupational trends, using statistical analysis as our "shovel" to dig through the layers of data.
The findings that follow will not just be a bed of roses. They will highlight the "thorny" yet captivating relationship between environmental pollutants and the blooming profession of floral design, bringing to light a correlation that has been hidden in plain sight, much like a daisy blending seamlessly with a garden bed. So, get ready to "stop and smell the data" as we uncover the fascinating association between air pollution and floral designers, embedding laughter into the mix like a "humorous-hyacinth" – always unexpected, but a delightful addition nonetheless.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al.," the authors find that air pollution can have detrimental effects on respiratory health and overall well-being. This relationship between environmental pollutants and human health has been thoroughly documented, with particulate matter and volatile organic compounds emerging as key culprits in urban areas. The impact of air pollution extends beyond human health, as it also influences various economic and occupational aspects within communities.

Speaking of occupational aspects, let's transition to a study of a different nature. In "Flower Power: The Economics of Floral Design," Doe explores the intricate dynamics of the floral industry, delving into the factors that influence the demand for floral designers. The book provides a comprehensive overview of the floral market, tackling topics such as consumer preferences, industry trends, and the impact of environmental factors on floral design businesses. It's truly a blooming good read!

On a lighter note, or should we say "light as a feather," the fictional works of "The Secret Garden" by Frances Hodgson Burnett and "Flowers for Algernon" by Daniel Keyes touch upon the themes of nature, growth, and the beauty of floral aesthetics. While these novels may not provide empirical evidence, they offer a whimsical perspective on the enchanting world of flowers, drawing readers into a realm where the scent of blossoms mingles with the aroma of imagination.

Now, let's not overlook the informative influence of children's entertainment on our understanding of floricultural phenomena. Who can forget the iconic episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, where SpongeBob and Patrick delve into the art of jellyfishing? While jellyfish and floral arrangements may seem like unrelated subjects, the episode subtly highlights the delicate process of nurturing and appreciating natural beauty, much like the skillful craftsmanship of floral designers. It's a reminder that inspiration can stem from unexpected sources, just like a sunflower reaching for the sky amidst a field of daisies.

In "Jones' Monograph," the authors present a compelling argument that the demand for floral designers is influenced by a plethora of factors, including but not limited to, economic conditions, consumer behavior, and environmental quality. The study uncovers a surprising correlation between air pollution levels and the burgeoning need for floral expertise, paving the way for further investigations into the "pollinational" effects of environmental factors on occupational trends.

Speaking of the ballet, did you hear about the florist who became a dancer? She rose to the occasion!

In conclusion, the literature review encompasses a diverse array of sources, ranging from serious economic analyses to lighthearted fictional works and even childhood cartoons. This blend of perspectives serves to enrich our understanding of the relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers in the state, offering a nuanced portrayal of the blooming interplay between environmental influences and the floral industry. Just as a bouquet comprises an assortment of flowers, our exploration of this topic is enriched by the varied insights gleaned from the literature, leaving us with a garden of knowledge to cultivate.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and The number of floral designers in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2003 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Petals and Particulate Matter: The Pollenotic Effects of Air Pollution on the Floricultural Workforce in Lansing, Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the blooming relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we aimed to unearth the impact of air quality on the floral industry, much like discovering a hidden gem in a bouquet of roses – a 'petal' if you will. Our analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8432417 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022, indicating a statistically significant association between air pollution and the floral design workforce.

The findings suggest that as air pollution levels rise, the number of floral designers in Michigan also flourishes, sprouting an unexpected link between environmental pollutants and the demand for floral expertise. Just like a well-pruned garden, this research has pruned away the thorny issues surrounding the impact of air pollution on floral design, revealing a budding relationship that may 'pollen' the minds of both researchers and practitioners alike. The implications of these findings extend beyond the scope of horticulture, offering a 'bouquet' of insights into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and occupational trends.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Blossoming greetings to our esteemed readers! As we embark on this journey through the fragrant fields of statistical analysis and environmental impact, we are thrilled to present our findings on the delightful connection between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Cue the "puns and petal-tive" remarks, for we are about to delve into the pollenotic effects of air pollution on the floricultural workforce in our blooming research.
Imagine, if you will, a world where the aroma of freshly arranged bouquets meets the stifling presence of air pollutants. It's an unlikely pair, akin to pairing a rose with a pungent skunk cabbage. But in the realm of statistical inquiry, every correlation deserves its day in the sun. Just as a tulip knows when to blossom, we sought to unearth the relationship between air quality and the occupational niche of floral design, aiming to prove that there's more to this topic than just the "root" of the issue.
Our work builds upon the existing literature by shedding light on a rather "budding" topic – the impact of air pollution on the demand for floral designers. It's a topic that's been overlooked, much like a tiny, camouflaged critter hiding among the petals. By delving into this "pollen"ating puzzle, we aim to offer a fresh perspective on the intertwined factors shaping occupational trends, using statistical analysis as our "shovel" to dig through the layers of data.
The findings that follow will not just be a bed of roses. They will highlight the "thorny" yet captivating relationship between environmental pollutants and the blooming profession of floral design, bringing to light a correlation that has been hidden in plain sight, much like a daisy blending seamlessly with a garden bed. So, get ready to "stop and smell the data" as we uncover the fascinating association between air pollution and floral designers, embedding laughter into the mix like a "humorous-hyacinth" – always unexpected, but a delightful addition nonetheless.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To cultivate an understanding of the budding relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers in the state, we employed a multi-faceted research approach that combined elements of environmental analysis with occupational statistics. Much like tending to a garden, our methodology involved carefully sowing the seeds of data collection and nurturing the statistical blooms to yield meaningful insights. Our research team gathered information from a variety of sources, weaving together a tapestry of data that captures the essence of environmental factors and occupational trends.

Starting with the Environmental Protection Agency's repository of air quality measurements, we gathered a bouquet of pollutant data, including levels of particulate matter, nitrogen dioxide, and ozone, among others. These data were akin to the colorful petals of a statistical flower, each representing a different facet of air pollution. By examining the fluctuations in air quality over the years 2003 to 2022, we sought to unveil the impact of environmental factors on the occupational landscape, much like peeling back the layers of an onion to reveal its pungent core – pun intended.

Simultaneously, we turned our attention to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, where we unearthed a rich soil of occupational data, including the number of floral designers across Michigan. This data was akin to the roots of our analysis, grounding our investigation in the occupational landscape and allowing us to trace the growth of the floral design workforce over time. Just as a gardener tends to the roots of a plant to ensure its vitality, we meticulously examined the occupational trends, fertilizing our statistical inquiry with the nuances of the floral industry.

Having harvested these two sets of data, we then employed a robust statistical methodology to untangle the intricate relationship between air pollution and the demand for floral designers. Utilizing advanced regression analyses and time series models, we sought to bloom a comprehensive understanding of how fluctuations in air quality corresponded to the growth or decline in the number of floral designers. Our statistical models acted as the gardeners of our analysis, carefully pruning away the extraneous factors to reveal the blossoming association between air pollution and the floral industry.

Furthermore, we conducted spatial analyses to explore the geographic dispersion of air pollution and its potential impact on the distribution of floral designers across Michigan. We geographically mapped the concentrations of air pollutants and juxtaposed them with the regional distribution of floral design establishments, painting a vibrant picture of how environmental factors may influence occupational clusters. Just as a landscape painter captures the essence of a scenic vista, our spatial analyses sought to depict the nuanced relationship between air quality and the spatial dynamics of floral design, adding a splash of color to our research canvas.

To ensure the robustness of our findings, we implemented sensitivity analyses and conducted Monte Carlo simulations to assess the stability of our results in the face of varying statistical assumptions. This allowed us to gauge the resilience of our findings, much like testing the adaptability of a species of flower to different environmental conditions. In doing so, we bloomed a comprehensive understanding of the statistical robustness of our results, ensuring that our findings were as sturdy as an oak tree in the face of statistical turbulence.

In summary, our methodology combined the art of environmental analysis with the science of occupational statistics, weaving together a vibrant tapestry of data, statistical analyses, and geographic insights to unearth the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. It is our hope that this methodological approach not only cultivates a deeper understanding of the intertwined factors shaping the floral industry but also sows the seeds of curiosity and inquiry in the field of environmental-occupational dynamics. As we move forward, we remain committed to nurturing this research landscape and fostering a blooming understanding of the interconnected forces at play – just like a gardener tending to a flourishing garden of knowledge.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and The number of floral designers in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2003 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8432417, r-squared of 0.7110565, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Petals and Particulate Matter: The Pollenotic Effects of Air Pollution on the Floricultural Workforce in Lansing, Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the blooming relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we aimed to unearth the impact of air quality on the floral industry, much like discovering a hidden gem in a bouquet of roses – a 'petal' if you will. Our analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8432417 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022, indicating a statistically significant association between air pollution and the floral design workforce.

The findings suggest that as air pollution levels rise, the number of floral designers in Michigan also flourishes, sprouting an unexpected link between environmental pollutants and the demand for floral expertise. Just like a well-pruned garden, this research has pruned away the thorny issues surrounding the impact of air pollution on floral design, revealing a budding relationship that may 'pollen' the minds of both researchers and practitioners alike. The implications of these findings extend beyond the scope of horticulture, offering a 'bouquet' of insights into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and occupational trends.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Blossoming greetings to our esteemed readers! As we embark on this journey through the fragrant fields of statistical analysis and environmental impact, we are thrilled to present our findings on the delightful connection between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Cue the "puns and petal-tive" remarks, for we are about to delve into the pollenotic effects of air pollution on the floricultural workforce in our blooming research.
Imagine, if you will, a world where the aroma of freshly arranged bouquets meets the stifling presence of air pollutants. It's an unlikely pair, akin to pairing a rose with a pungent skunk cabbage. But in the realm of statistical inquiry, every correlation deserves its day in the sun. Just as a tulip knows when to blossom, we sought to unearth the relationship between air quality and the occupational niche of floral design, aiming to prove that there's more to this topic than just the "root" of the issue.
Our work builds upon the existing literature by shedding light on a rather "budding" topic – the impact of air pollution on the demand for floral designers. It's a topic that's been overlooked, much like a tiny, camouflaged critter hiding among the petals. By delving into this "pollen"ating puzzle, we aim to offer a fresh perspective on the intertwined factors shaping occupational trends, using statistical analysis as our "shovel" to dig through the layers of data.
The findings that follow will not just be a bed of roses. They will highlight the "thorny" yet captivating relationship between environmental pollutants and the blooming profession of floral design, bringing to light a correlation that has been hidden in plain sight, much like a daisy blending seamlessly with a garden bed. So, get ready to "stop and smell the data" as we uncover the fascinating association between air pollution and floral designers, embedding laughter into the mix like a "humorous-hyacinth" – always unexpected, but a delightful addition nonetheless.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8432417 between air pollution levels in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers in the state. This strong positive correlation suggests that as air pollution increased over the years, so did the demand for floral designers, much like how flowers blossom in the spring – it seems the floral industry thrives in the face of adversity, or in this case, air contaminants. As my plant scientist friend likes to say, "it's a bloomin' miracle!"

Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.7110565 indicated that approximately 71.11% of the variance in the number of floral designers can be explained by changes in air pollution levels. It's like the relationship between bees and flowers – a significant portion of the variability in floral design employment can be attributed to the "pollen"otic effects of air pollution. It really puts the "petal" to the metal in understanding occupational trends.

The p-value of less than 0.01 indicates that our findings are statistically significant, providing strong evidence to support the association between air pollution and the floral design workforce. It's as clear as the sky after a good rain – there's a compelling link between environmental air quality and the demand for floral expertise in Michigan.

In Figure 1, the scatterplot depicts this robust correlation, showing a clear pattern resembling the growth of a beautiful garden amidst varying levels of air pollution. It's almost like nature's way of telling us that beauty can bloom in the unlikeliest of places – even in the midst of air pollutants.

Now, let's not "be-leaf" this relationship is merely happenstance. Our results suggest that as air pollution in Lansing, Michigan increases, the number of floral designers across the state grows, highlighting an unexpected and "petal"ent connection between environmental pollutants and occupational trends. These findings certainly "stem" from our rigorous statistical analysis and shed light on the captivating interplay between air quality and the floral design workforce.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and The number of floral designers in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Petals and Particulate Matter: The Pollenotic Effects of Air Pollution on the Floricultural Workforce in Lansing, Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the blooming relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we aimed to unearth the impact of air quality on the floral industry, much like discovering a hidden gem in a bouquet of roses – a 'petal' if you will. Our analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8432417 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022, indicating a statistically significant association between air pollution and the floral design workforce.

The findings suggest that as air pollution levels rise, the number of floral designers in Michigan also flourishes, sprouting an unexpected link between environmental pollutants and the demand for floral expertise. Just like a well-pruned garden, this research has pruned away the thorny issues surrounding the impact of air pollution on floral design, revealing a budding relationship that may 'pollen' the minds of both researchers and practitioners alike. The implications of these findings extend beyond the scope of horticulture, offering a 'bouquet' of insights into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and occupational trends.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al.," the authors find that air pollution can have detrimental effects on respiratory health and overall well-being. This relationship between environmental pollutants and human health has been thoroughly documented, with particulate matter and volatile organic compounds emerging as key culprits in urban areas. The impact of air pollution extends beyond human health, as it also influences various economic and occupational aspects within communities.
Speaking of occupational aspects, let's transition to a study of a different nature. In "Flower Power: The Economics of Floral Design," Doe explores the intricate dynamics of the floral industry, delving into the factors that influence the demand for floral designers. The book provides a comprehensive overview of the floral market, tackling topics such as consumer preferences, industry trends, and the impact of environmental factors on floral design businesses. It's truly a blooming good read!
On a lighter note, or should we say "light as a feather," the fictional works of "The Secret Garden" by Frances Hodgson Burnett and "Flowers for Algernon" by Daniel Keyes touch upon the themes of nature, growth, and the beauty of floral aesthetics. While these novels may not provide empirical evidence, they offer a whimsical perspective on the enchanting world of flowers, drawing readers into a realm where the scent of blossoms mingles with the aroma of imagination.
Now, let's not overlook the informative influence of children's entertainment on our understanding of floricultural phenomena. Who can forget the iconic episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, where SpongeBob and Patrick delve into the art of jellyfishing? While jellyfish and floral arrangements may seem like unrelated subjects, the episode subtly highlights the delicate process of nurturing and appreciating natural beauty, much like the skillful craftsmanship of floral designers. It's a reminder that inspiration can stem from unexpected sources, just like a sunflower reaching for the sky amidst a field of daisies.
In "Jones' Monograph," the authors present a compelling argument that the demand for floral designers is influenced by a plethora of factors, including but not limited to, economic conditions, consumer behavior, and environmental quality. The study uncovers a surprising correlation between air pollution levels and the burgeoning need for floral expertise, paving the way for further investigations into the "pollinational" effects of environmental factors on occupational trends.
Speaking of the ballet, did you hear about the florist who became a dancer? She rose to the occasion!
In conclusion, the literature review encompasses a diverse array of sources, ranging from serious economic analyses to lighthearted fictional works and even childhood cartoons. This blend of perspectives serves to enrich our understanding of the relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers in the state, offering a nuanced portrayal of the blooming interplay between environmental influences and the floral industry. Just as a bouquet comprises an assortment of flowers, our exploration of this topic is enriched by the varied insights gleaned from the literature, leaving us with a garden of knowledge to cultivate.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8432417 between air pollution levels in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers in the state. This strong positive correlation suggests that as air pollution increased over the years, so did the demand for floral designers, much like how flowers blossom in the spring – it seems the floral industry thrives in the face of adversity, or in this case, air contaminants. As my plant scientist friend likes to say, "it's a bloomin' miracle!"
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.7110565 indicated that approximately 71.11% of the variance in the number of floral designers can be explained by changes in air pollution levels. It's like the relationship between bees and flowers – a significant portion of the variability in floral design employment can be attributed to the "pollen"otic effects of air pollution. It really puts the "petal" to the metal in understanding occupational trends.
The p-value of less than 0.01 indicates that our findings are statistically significant, providing strong evidence to support the association between air pollution and the floral design workforce. It's as clear as the sky after a good rain – there's a compelling link between environmental air quality and the demand for floral expertise in Michigan.
In Figure 1, the scatterplot depicts this robust correlation, showing a clear pattern resembling the growth of a beautiful garden amidst varying levels of air pollution. It's almost like nature's way of telling us that beauty can bloom in the unlikeliest of places – even in the midst of air pollutants.
Now, let's not "be-leaf" this relationship is merely happenstance. Our results suggest that as air pollution in Lansing, Michigan increases, the number of floral designers across the state grows, highlighting an unexpected and "petal"ent connection between environmental pollutants and occupational trends. These findings certainly "stem" from our rigorous statistical analysis and shed light on the captivating interplay between air quality and the floral design workforce.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has unearthed a blooming association between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. It seems that amidst the haze of particulate matter, the demand for floral expertise flourishes, much like a resilient daisy pushing through a crack in the pavement. Our results echo the findings of Smith et al., reinforcing the notion that air pollution not only impacts human health but also leaves its imprint on economic and occupational dynamics. It's like the unseen hand of Mother Nature, guiding the ebb and flow of employment trends.

Doe's exploration of the economics of floral design resonates with our findings, as environmental factors emerge as influential players in the demand for floral designers. It's as though the winds of air pollution carry the seeds of occupational demand, sowing a fertile ground for the floral industry to thrive. Just like a well-crafted bouquet, this connection between pollution and petals is both elegant and intricate, composing a symphony of statistics and societal phenomena.

The correlation coefficient of 0.8432417 practically blossoms before our eyes, indicating a robust relationship between air pollution and the floral design workforce. It's as striking as a sunflower in full bloom, standing proud amidst a field of statistics. The r-squared value of 0.7110565 further reinforces this connection, painting a picture of environmental pollutants as catalysts for occupational variability, akin to the bees' pivotal role in the pollination of flowers. It's a reminder that even in the realm of research, nature's whimsical dance holds sway.

Our results also align with Jones' monograph, revealing a surprising correlation between air pollution levels and the burgeoning need for floral expertise. It's as though the gusts of pollution carry the whispers of floral demand across the state, igniting a "petal"ent surge in employment opportunities. This unexpected link between environmental quality and occupational trends offers a compelling dimension to our understanding of the tangled web of economic influences.

The statistically significant p-value further cements the validity of our findings, providing robust evidence for the association between air pollution and the floral design workforce. It's as convincing as a well-crafted argument, weaving a narrative of environmental influence on vocational paths. Our results add a dash of color to the canvas of occupational dynamics, inviting researchers and practitioners to delve into the intriguing interplay between air quality and the floral industry.

In essence, our research has seeded a new perspective on the occupational impact of air pollution, offering a majestic bouquet of insights into the relationship between environmental pollutants and the demand for floral expertise. It's a reminder that amidst the serious tone of statistics and societal dynamics, a lighthearted touch can reveal the whimsical facets of nature's influence on our economic tapestry. As we untangle the intricacies of air pollution's "pollen"otic effects, the petals of understanding unfold, painting a vibrant picture of the flowering interplay between environmental factors and occupational trends.


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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan and The number of floral designers in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Petals and Particulate Matter: The Pollenotic Effects of Air Pollution on the Floricultural Workforce in Lansing, Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the blooming relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we aimed to unearth the impact of air quality on the floral industry, much like discovering a hidden gem in a bouquet of roses – a 'petal' if you will. Our analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8432417 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022, indicating a statistically significant association between air pollution and the floral design workforce.

The findings suggest that as air pollution levels rise, the number of floral designers in Michigan also flourishes, sprouting an unexpected link between environmental pollutants and the demand for floral expertise. Just like a well-pruned garden, this research has pruned away the thorny issues surrounding the impact of air pollution on floral design, revealing a budding relationship that may 'pollen' the minds of both researchers and practitioners alike. The implications of these findings extend beyond the scope of horticulture, offering a 'bouquet' of insights into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and occupational trends.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Blossoming greetings to our esteemed readers! As we embark on this journey through the fragrant fields of statistical analysis and environmental impact, we are thrilled to present our findings on the delightful connection between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Cue the "puns and petal-tive" remarks, for we are about to delve into the pollenotic effects of air pollution on the floricultural workforce in our blooming research.
Imagine, if you will, a world where the aroma of freshly arranged bouquets meets the stifling presence of air pollutants. It's an unlikely pair, akin to pairing a rose with a pungent skunk cabbage. But in the realm of statistical inquiry, every correlation deserves its day in the sun. Just as a tulip knows when to blossom, we sought to unearth the relationship between air quality and the occupational niche of floral design, aiming to prove that there's more to this topic than just the "root" of the issue.
Our work builds upon the existing literature by shedding light on a rather "budding" topic – the impact of air pollution on the demand for floral designers. It's a topic that's been overlooked, much like a tiny, camouflaged critter hiding among the petals. By delving into this "pollen"ating puzzle, we aim to offer a fresh perspective on the intertwined factors shaping occupational trends, using statistical analysis as our "shovel" to dig through the layers of data.
The findings that follow will not just be a bed of roses. They will highlight the "thorny" yet captivating relationship between environmental pollutants and the blooming profession of floral design, bringing to light a correlation that has been hidden in plain sight, much like a daisy blending seamlessly with a garden bed. So, get ready to "stop and smell the data" as we uncover the fascinating association between air pollution and floral designers, embedding laughter into the mix like a "humorous-hyacinth" – always unexpected, but a delightful addition nonetheless.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8432417 between air pollution levels in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers in the state. This strong positive correlation suggests that as air pollution increased over the years, so did the demand for floral designers, much like how flowers blossom in the spring – it seems the floral industry thrives in the face of adversity, or in this case, air contaminants. As my plant scientist friend likes to say, "it's a bloomin' miracle!"
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.7110565 indicated that approximately 71.11% of the variance in the number of floral designers can be explained by changes in air pollution levels. It's like the relationship between bees and flowers – a significant portion of the variability in floral design employment can be attributed to the "pollen"otic effects of air pollution. It really puts the "petal" to the metal in understanding occupational trends.
The p-value of less than 0.01 indicates that our findings are statistically significant, providing strong evidence to support the association between air pollution and the floral design workforce. It's as clear as the sky after a good rain – there's a compelling link between environmental air quality and the demand for floral expertise in Michigan.
In Figure 1, the scatterplot depicts this robust correlation, showing a clear pattern resembling the growth of a beautiful garden amidst varying levels of air pollution. It's almost like nature's way of telling us that beauty can bloom in the unlikeliest of places – even in the midst of air pollutants.
Now, let's not "be-leaf" this relationship is merely happenstance. Our results suggest that as air pollution in Lansing, Michigan increases, the number of floral designers across the state grows, highlighting an unexpected and "petal"ent connection between environmental pollutants and occupational trends. These findings certainly "stem" from our rigorous statistical analysis and shed light on the captivating interplay between air quality and the floral design workforce.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has blossomed into a bouquet of insights, unraveling the intriguing correlation between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Our findings sprout a compelling narrative, much like a daffodil breaking through the soil, shedding light on the "petal"-laden effects of environmental pollutants on the floral design workforce. It's like Mother Nature's way of saying, "let's pollinate some occupational trends!"

The robust correlation coefficient and statistically significant p-value speak volumes, much like a chatty chamomile in the garden of statistical analysis. One might even say that this relationship is as significant as a sunflower standing tall in a field of statistics – it simply cannot be ignored. The r-squared value showcases the considerable influence of air pollution on the demand for floral expertise, akin to the way a fertilizer enriches the soil for budding blooms.

Our results unearth a connection that's not just a "fluke" – it's as real and integral as the roots of a mighty oak. This demonstrates the compelling impact of environmental factors on occupational trends, leaving little room for doubt in the validity of our findings. It's like finding the perfect fertilizer for a research garden – our statistical analysis has nourished the soil of knowledge in this budding field.

Therefore, based on the compelling evidence presented, we assert that no further research is needed in this "blooming" area. It's time to stop and smell the roses, for we have successfully pollinated the field of floral design with the sweet fragrance of statistical discovery. This relationship is as clear as a blue sky after a rainfall, leaving us with a sense of "nose-talgia" for the journey we've shared.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Petals and Particulate Matter: The Pollenotic Effects of Air Pollution on the Floricultural Workforce in Lansing, Michigan. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Ecological Epidemiology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Petals and Particulate Matter: The Pollenotic Effects of Air Pollution on the Floricultural Workforce in Lansing, Michigan. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Ecological Diversity Research Institute


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Petals and Particulate Matter: The Pollenotic Effects of Air Pollution on the Floricultural Workforce in Lansing, Michigan with an abstract of This study delves into the blooming relationship between air pollution in Lansing, Michigan, and the number of floral designers across the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we aimed to unearth the impact of air quality on the floral industry, much like discovering a hidden gem in a bouquet of roses – a 'petal' if you will. Our analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8432417 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022, indicating a statistically significant association between air pollution and the floral design workforce.
The findings suggest that as air pollution levels rise, the number of floral designers in Michigan also flourishes, sprouting an unexpected link between environmental pollutants and the demand for floral expertise. Just like a well-pruned garden, this research has pruned away the thorny issues surrounding the impact of air pollution on floral design, revealing a budding relationship that may 'pollen' the minds of both researchers and practitioners alike. The implications of these findings extend beyond the scope of horticulture, offering a 'bouquet' of insights into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and occupational trends.

ChatGPT:

air pollution, pollen, floricultural workforce, Lansing Michigan, floral designers, environmental pollutants, impact, correlation coefficient, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Environmental Protection Agency, occupational trends, horticulture

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Data details

Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with moderate or worse air quality in Lansing-East Lansing, MI
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan

The number of floral designers in Michigan
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of floral designers in Michigan
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of floral designers in Michigan

Correlation r = 0.8432417 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7110565 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 71.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of floral designers in Michigan) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan) over the 20 years from 2003 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.03E-6. 0.0000030282038717185100000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.84 in 0.000303% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 330,229 random variables You don't actually need 330 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.64, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan (Bad air quality days)41.735530.833346.913636.363638.075331.147524.691420.723717.582423.268715.469627.397323.076919.398915.616418.90419.5890410.382529.58921.3699
The number of floral designers in Michigan (Floral Designers)23201810194018701720163012401070106011801250135012901160103012101170107014001780




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([41.7355,30.8333,46.9136,36.3636,38.0753,31.1475,24.6914,20.7237,17.5824,23.2687,15.4696,27.3973,23.0769,19.3989,15.6164,18.9041,9.58904,10.3825,29.589,21.3699,])
array_2 = np.array([2320,1810,1940,1870,1720,1630,1240,1070,1060,1180,1250,1350,1290,1160,1030,1210,1170,1070,1400,1780,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Lansing, Michigan"
array_2_name = "The number of floral designers in Michigan"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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