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AI explanation

People were crying tears of joy when they finally found where to buy toilet paper, thanks to the 'crying Michael Jordan' meme providing some much-needed comic relief during the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020.

Create a meme inspired by the crying michael jordan meme that in some way references Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Try to emulate the style of the meme - don’t violate the copyright, just make it look and feel like the original meme.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme positively influenced where to buy toilet paper (Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper').

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
From Crying Jordan to Crying for Toilet Paper: A Correlational Study of Memes and Essential Commodity Searches

The Journal of Internet Culture and Economic Behavioral Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Google Trends and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8121191 and p < 0.01 for 2006 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"From Crying Jordan to Crying for Toilet Paper: A Correlational Study of Memes and Essential Commodity Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the surprising connection between the popularity of internet memes and the demand for essential commodities. Leveraging data from Google Trends, our research team explored the potential link between the prevalence of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the frequency of Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper' from 2006 to 2023. Our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8121191 (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling relationship between the two phenomena. We discuss the implications of these unexpected correlations and propose avenues for further exploration into the quirky intersections of digital culture and consumer behavior.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"From Crying Jordan to Crying for Toilet Paper: A Correlational Study of Memes and Essential Commodity Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the surprising connection between the popularity of internet memes and the demand for essential commodities. Leveraging data from Google Trends, our research team explored the potential link between the prevalence of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the frequency of Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper' from 2006 to 2023. Our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8121191 (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling relationship between the two phenomena. We discuss the implications of these unexpected correlations and propose avenues for further exploration into the quirky intersections of digital culture and consumer behavior.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the vast and ever-changing landscape of internet culture, memes have emerged as a dominant force, permeating every corner of our online existence. For the uninitiated, memes are not simply humorous images or videos; they are the currency of the digital realm, reflecting and shaping societal trends, emotions, and behaviors in ways both profound and perplexing. One such meme that has captured the attention of netizens and scholars alike is the iconic 'crying michael jordan' image, depicting the basketball legend with tears streaming down his face. Despite originating from a solemn moment in sports history, the meme has taken on a life of its own, becoming a versatile symbol of disappointment, outrage, and internet-induced hilarity.

In parallel to the meme's meteoric rise, the global landscape has witnessed its fair share of unpredictable events, some of which have sent shockwaves through consumer markets. No event, however, could have prepared the world for the unprecedented spectacle that was the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020. As individuals scrambled to secure their precious rolls of two-ply, the correlation between the toilet paper demand and societal anxiety became a subject of fervent speculation and quizzical pondering.

In this scholarly pursuit, we endeavor to unravel the threads of these seemingly disparate phenomena and unearth the enigmatic connections between the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the clamor for toilet paper. To this end, we employ the tool of Google Trends, the oracle of our digital age, to chart the ebbs and flows of these cultural and commodity curiosities from 2006 to 2023. Our goal is not just to scratch the surface, but to peel back the layers of this peculiar pairing and discern the intricate dance between internet frivolity and consumer behavior. Through rigorous analysis and statistical scrutiny, we aim to shed light on this unexpected correlation, facilitating a deeper understanding of the whims and whys of our modern world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"From Crying Jordan to Crying for Toilet Paper: A Correlational Study of Memes and Essential Commodity Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the surprising connection between the popularity of internet memes and the demand for essential commodities. Leveraging data from Google Trends, our research team explored the potential link between the prevalence of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the frequency of Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper' from 2006 to 2023. Our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8121191 (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling relationship between the two phenomena. We discuss the implications of these unexpected correlations and propose avenues for further exploration into the quirky intersections of digital culture and consumer behavior.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the vast and ever-changing landscape of internet culture, memes have emerged as a dominant force, permeating every corner of our online existence. For the uninitiated, memes are not simply humorous images or videos; they are the currency of the digital realm, reflecting and shaping societal trends, emotions, and behaviors in ways both profound and perplexing. One such meme that has captured the attention of netizens and scholars alike is the iconic 'crying michael jordan' image, depicting the basketball legend with tears streaming down his face. Despite originating from a solemn moment in sports history, the meme has taken on a life of its own, becoming a versatile symbol of disappointment, outrage, and internet-induced hilarity.
In parallel to the meme's meteoric rise, the global landscape has witnessed its fair share of unpredictable events, some of which have sent shockwaves through consumer markets. No event, however, could have prepared the world for the unprecedented spectacle that was the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020. As individuals scrambled to secure their precious rolls of two-ply, the correlation between the toilet paper demand and societal anxiety became a subject of fervent speculation and quizzical pondering.
In this scholarly pursuit, we endeavor to unravel the threads of these seemingly disparate phenomena and unearth the enigmatic connections between the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the clamor for toilet paper. To this end, we employ the tool of Google Trends, the oracle of our digital age, to chart the ebbs and flows of these cultural and commodity curiosities from 2006 to 2023. Our goal is not just to scratch the surface, but to peel back the layers of this peculiar pairing and discern the intricate dance between internet frivolity and consumer behavior. Through rigorous analysis and statistical scrutiny, we aim to shed light on this unexpected correlation, facilitating a deeper understanding of the whims and whys of our modern world.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The phenomenon of internet memes has been the subject of scholarly inquiry in recent years, culminating in a cornucopia of research that seeks to unpack the whimsical intricacies of online culture. In Smith et al.'s seminal work, "The Semiotics of Memes," the authors expound upon the semiotic underpinnings of memes, shedding light on the symbolic import and cultural resonance of these digital artifacts. Meanwhile, Doe's "Viral Vigilance: A Psychological Exploration of Memetic Transmission" delves into the psychological drivers behind the propagation of memes, illuminating the mechanisms that fuel their contagious spread across the online sphere.

As we shift our gaze from the contemplative realms of academia to the visceral pulse of consumer behavior, Jones' comprehensive study, "The Consuming Self: A Socioeconomic Analysis of Market Dynamics," furnishes a robust framework for understanding the peculiar fluctuations in commodity demand. The intersection of digital culture and consumerism, while seemingly disparate, beckons us to explore the interplay between these two domains and unravel the enigmatic forces that underpin their ostensible divergence.

In a departure from the traditional literature in the field, we turn now to contemporary non-fiction works that provide tangential insights into the peculiar nexus of memes and consumer behavior. "Data-Driven: Navigating the Digital Deluge" by Data and Metric delves into the vast expanse of digital data, offering tantalizing glimpses into the eclectic patterns that emerge from the confluence of digital phenomena. Additionally, "Dissecting Demand: Exploring Consumer Quirks in a Digital Era" by Econometric and Trend provides a panoramic view of consumer behavior in the digital age, offering a trove of thought-provoking conjectures regarding the idiosyncrasies of modern consumption patterns.

Turning to the realm of fiction, we encounter an unexpected reservoir of allusions that mirror the convoluted tango between internet memes and consumer choices. "The Algorithmic Alchemist" by FictionalAuthor weaves a tapestry of narrative intrigue, intertwining the esoteric algorithms of digital culture with the capricious whims of human desire. Likewise, "The Meme Manifesto" by SatiricalStoryteller, through its satirical veneer, offers a whimsical exploration of the metanarrative of internet memes and their oblique impacts on the collective human psyche.

Amidst this literary potpourri, we must not overlook the formative influences of childhood viewing experiences, which, while seemingly tangential, shape our lens of perception and often hold clandestine threads of relevance. As the intrepid researchers pore through the annals of animated fare, remnants of "SpongeBob SquarePants" and "Phineas and Ferb" come to mind, both of which, in their own idiosyncratic ways, illuminate the kaleidoscopic mélange of human emotions and the capricious oscillations of desire – themes that resonate, albeit surreptitiously, with our current line of inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Google Trends . You used data from 2006 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"From Crying Jordan to Crying for Toilet Paper: A Correlational Study of Memes and Essential Commodity Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the surprising connection between the popularity of internet memes and the demand for essential commodities. Leveraging data from Google Trends, our research team explored the potential link between the prevalence of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the frequency of Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper' from 2006 to 2023. Our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8121191 (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling relationship between the two phenomena. We discuss the implications of these unexpected correlations and propose avenues for further exploration into the quirky intersections of digital culture and consumer behavior.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the vast and ever-changing landscape of internet culture, memes have emerged as a dominant force, permeating every corner of our online existence. For the uninitiated, memes are not simply humorous images or videos; they are the currency of the digital realm, reflecting and shaping societal trends, emotions, and behaviors in ways both profound and perplexing. One such meme that has captured the attention of netizens and scholars alike is the iconic 'crying michael jordan' image, depicting the basketball legend with tears streaming down his face. Despite originating from a solemn moment in sports history, the meme has taken on a life of its own, becoming a versatile symbol of disappointment, outrage, and internet-induced hilarity.
In parallel to the meme's meteoric rise, the global landscape has witnessed its fair share of unpredictable events, some of which have sent shockwaves through consumer markets. No event, however, could have prepared the world for the unprecedented spectacle that was the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020. As individuals scrambled to secure their precious rolls of two-ply, the correlation between the toilet paper demand and societal anxiety became a subject of fervent speculation and quizzical pondering.
In this scholarly pursuit, we endeavor to unravel the threads of these seemingly disparate phenomena and unearth the enigmatic connections between the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the clamor for toilet paper. To this end, we employ the tool of Google Trends, the oracle of our digital age, to chart the ebbs and flows of these cultural and commodity curiosities from 2006 to 2023. Our goal is not just to scratch the surface, but to peel back the layers of this peculiar pairing and discern the intricate dance between internet frivolity and consumer behavior. Through rigorous analysis and statistical scrutiny, we aim to shed light on this unexpected correlation, facilitating a deeper understanding of the whims and whys of our modern world.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the quirky correlation between the viral prowess of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the surge in Google searches for "where to buy toilet paper," our research team embarked on a methodological expedition that combined the rigor of statistical analysis with the whimsy of internet culture scrutiny.

First, we scoured the digital expanse for all available data on the 'crying michael jordan' meme, mining various meme databases, social media platforms, and digital archives. We delved into the depths of internet forums, traversed the vast deserts of meme generators, and navigated the labyrinthine corridors of social networking sites, all in pursuit of understanding the ebb and flow of the meme's popularity.

Simultaneously, we ventured into the realm of consumer behavior and market dynamics, seeking to unravel the enigma of toilet paper demand. Our team pored over retail websites, analyzed purchasing patterns, and delved into economic reports to grasp the complexities of toilet paper transactions and the whims of the apprehensive consumer.

Having amassed a trove of data, we turned to the venerable Oracle of Mount Google, known to mortals as Google Trends. This hallowed tool granted us access to a wealth of search query statistics, allowing us to track the temporal trajectories of both meme interest and toilet paper procurement inquiries. With a few keystrokes and fervent clicks, we charted the crests and troughs of these disparate phenomena, paving the way for correlation analysis.

Armed with our data trove, we employed sophisticated statistical techniques to scrutinize the relationship between the magnificence of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the urgency of toilet paper acquisition. Through the alchemy of correlation coefficients and t-tests, we unearthed a robust link between these seemingly incongruent entities, providing empirical validation for their perplexing intersection.

Our methodological odyssey culminated in the cultivation of a comprehensive dataset spanning the years 2006 to 2023, a temporal canvas upon which the tales of memes and toiletries were artfully woven. With this dataset as our lodestar, we navigated the turbulent seas of statistical analysis, uncovering the latent bonds that tether the world of internet memes to the pragmatic realm of consumer demand.

In summary, our methodology stands as a testament to the fusion of empirical rigor and digital whimsy, capturing the essence of our quest to discern the interplay between the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the quest for toilet paper in the fickle landscape of the 21st century.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Google Trends .

For the time period 2006 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.8121191, r-squared of 0.6595375, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"From Crying Jordan to Crying for Toilet Paper: A Correlational Study of Memes and Essential Commodity Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the surprising connection between the popularity of internet memes and the demand for essential commodities. Leveraging data from Google Trends, our research team explored the potential link between the prevalence of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the frequency of Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper' from 2006 to 2023. Our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8121191 (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling relationship between the two phenomena. We discuss the implications of these unexpected correlations and propose avenues for further exploration into the quirky intersections of digital culture and consumer behavior.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the vast and ever-changing landscape of internet culture, memes have emerged as a dominant force, permeating every corner of our online existence. For the uninitiated, memes are not simply humorous images or videos; they are the currency of the digital realm, reflecting and shaping societal trends, emotions, and behaviors in ways both profound and perplexing. One such meme that has captured the attention of netizens and scholars alike is the iconic 'crying michael jordan' image, depicting the basketball legend with tears streaming down his face. Despite originating from a solemn moment in sports history, the meme has taken on a life of its own, becoming a versatile symbol of disappointment, outrage, and internet-induced hilarity.
In parallel to the meme's meteoric rise, the global landscape has witnessed its fair share of unpredictable events, some of which have sent shockwaves through consumer markets. No event, however, could have prepared the world for the unprecedented spectacle that was the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020. As individuals scrambled to secure their precious rolls of two-ply, the correlation between the toilet paper demand and societal anxiety became a subject of fervent speculation and quizzical pondering.
In this scholarly pursuit, we endeavor to unravel the threads of these seemingly disparate phenomena and unearth the enigmatic connections between the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the clamor for toilet paper. To this end, we employ the tool of Google Trends, the oracle of our digital age, to chart the ebbs and flows of these cultural and commodity curiosities from 2006 to 2023. Our goal is not just to scratch the surface, but to peel back the layers of this peculiar pairing and discern the intricate dance between internet frivolity and consumer behavior. Through rigorous analysis and statistical scrutiny, we aim to shed light on this unexpected correlation, facilitating a deeper understanding of the whims and whys of our modern world.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis conducted on the data collected from Google Trends revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the frequency of Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. The correlation coefficient of 0.8121191 indicates a robust positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. This significant correlation is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6595375, underscoring the predictive power of the relationship. The probability value (p) being less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis and reinforces the meaningfulness of the correlation.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the compelling correlation between the variables, showcasing the synchronous fluctuations in the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the demand for toilet paper. The data points align in a manner that would make even the staunchest statistician nod in approval, illustrating the striking confluence of digital culture and consumer behavior.

These findings underscore the unexpected gravity of internet memes and their impact on everyday consumer choices. The correlation between the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the surge in toilet paper inquiries defies traditional expectations, hinting at a complex interplay between online trends and real-world concerns. Our results provoke contemplation on the peculiar pathways through which digital phenomena seep into the fabric of consumer behavior, perhaps leading us to debate whether the impact is just as tear-inducing as the iconic meme itself.

In conclusion, this study not only elucidates the surprising correlation between a meme and a vital commodity but also invites further exploration into the ramifications of digital culture on consumer behavior. The uncharted territory of meme economics beckons, promising a rich tapestry of insights and, undoubtedly, a few more unexpected pairings.

The tape has been measured, the results are cut and dried—much like the toilet paper in question.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"From Crying Jordan to Crying for Toilet Paper: A Correlational Study of Memes and Essential Commodity Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the surprising connection between the popularity of internet memes and the demand for essential commodities. Leveraging data from Google Trends, our research team explored the potential link between the prevalence of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the frequency of Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper' from 2006 to 2023. Our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8121191 (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling relationship between the two phenomena. We discuss the implications of these unexpected correlations and propose avenues for further exploration into the quirky intersections of digital culture and consumer behavior.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The phenomenon of internet memes has been the subject of scholarly inquiry in recent years, culminating in a cornucopia of research that seeks to unpack the whimsical intricacies of online culture. In Smith et al.'s seminal work, "The Semiotics of Memes," the authors expound upon the semiotic underpinnings of memes, shedding light on the symbolic import and cultural resonance of these digital artifacts. Meanwhile, Doe's "Viral Vigilance: A Psychological Exploration of Memetic Transmission" delves into the psychological drivers behind the propagation of memes, illuminating the mechanisms that fuel their contagious spread across the online sphere.
As we shift our gaze from the contemplative realms of academia to the visceral pulse of consumer behavior, Jones' comprehensive study, "The Consuming Self: A Socioeconomic Analysis of Market Dynamics," furnishes a robust framework for understanding the peculiar fluctuations in commodity demand. The intersection of digital culture and consumerism, while seemingly disparate, beckons us to explore the interplay between these two domains and unravel the enigmatic forces that underpin their ostensible divergence.
In a departure from the traditional literature in the field, we turn now to contemporary non-fiction works that provide tangential insights into the peculiar nexus of memes and consumer behavior. "Data-Driven: Navigating the Digital Deluge" by Data and Metric delves into the vast expanse of digital data, offering tantalizing glimpses into the eclectic patterns that emerge from the confluence of digital phenomena. Additionally, "Dissecting Demand: Exploring Consumer Quirks in a Digital Era" by Econometric and Trend provides a panoramic view of consumer behavior in the digital age, offering a trove of thought-provoking conjectures regarding the idiosyncrasies of modern consumption patterns.
Turning to the realm of fiction, we encounter an unexpected reservoir of allusions that mirror the convoluted tango between internet memes and consumer choices. "The Algorithmic Alchemist" by FictionalAuthor weaves a tapestry of narrative intrigue, intertwining the esoteric algorithms of digital culture with the capricious whims of human desire. Likewise, "The Meme Manifesto" by SatiricalStoryteller, through its satirical veneer, offers a whimsical exploration of the metanarrative of internet memes and their oblique impacts on the collective human psyche.
Amidst this literary potpourri, we must not overlook the formative influences of childhood viewing experiences, which, while seemingly tangential, shape our lens of perception and often hold clandestine threads of relevance. As the intrepid researchers pore through the annals of animated fare, remnants of "SpongeBob SquarePants" and "Phineas and Ferb" come to mind, both of which, in their own idiosyncratic ways, illuminate the kaleidoscopic mélange of human emotions and the capricious oscillations of desire – themes that resonate, albeit surreptitiously, with our current line of inquiry.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis conducted on the data collected from Google Trends revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the frequency of Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. The correlation coefficient of 0.8121191 indicates a robust positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. This significant correlation is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6595375, underscoring the predictive power of the relationship. The probability value (p) being less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis and reinforces the meaningfulness of the correlation.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the compelling correlation between the variables, showcasing the synchronous fluctuations in the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the demand for toilet paper. The data points align in a manner that would make even the staunchest statistician nod in approval, illustrating the striking confluence of digital culture and consumer behavior.
These findings underscore the unexpected gravity of internet memes and their impact on everyday consumer choices. The correlation between the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the surge in toilet paper inquiries defies traditional expectations, hinting at a complex interplay between online trends and real-world concerns. Our results provoke contemplation on the peculiar pathways through which digital phenomena seep into the fabric of consumer behavior, perhaps leading us to debate whether the impact is just as tear-inducing as the iconic meme itself.
In conclusion, this study not only elucidates the surprising correlation between a meme and a vital commodity but also invites further exploration into the ramifications of digital culture on consumer behavior. The uncharted territory of meme economics beckons, promising a rich tapestry of insights and, undoubtedly, a few more unexpected pairings.
The tape has been measured, the results are cut and dried—much like the toilet paper in question.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The exploration of the connection between the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the search for toilet paper has revealed a correlation with real potential for laughter and contemplation. Our findings not only corroborate previous research on the far-reaching influence of internet memes, but also serve as a prod to delve deeper into the whimsical dance between digital culture and consumer decision-making.

As we consider the semiotic weight of memes, it becomes increasingly clear that the symbolic resonance of these digital relics extends beyond mere amusement, tapping into the intricate fabric of human emotions and desires. Our results align with the musings of Smith et al., as they navigate the semiotic current of memes, to demonstrate the profound impact of these digital symbols on real-world actions. In a similarly symbolic vein, the surge in toilet paper searches mirrors Doe's exploration of the psychological underpinnings of meme propagation, highlighting the uncanny synchronization between online phenomena and material needs.

We cannot dismiss the tantalizing parallels between our findings and the contemplations of FictionalAuthor, who delves into the enigmatic algorithms of digital culture, adding a touch of whimsy to the serious pursuit of understanding the intersection between internet memes and consumer behavior. The unexpectedly robust correlation we uncovered hints at a tango between the digital and the tangible, delivering a punchline that would make even the most seasoned pun connoisseur nod in approval.

Our results unveil the unexpected tapestry that weaves together levity and necessity in the digital age. Just as "SpongeBob SquarePants" and "Phineas and Ferb" surreptitiously evoke emotional resonance, our findings tap into the hitherto unsung nuances of human behavior, hinting at the capricious interplay between online whimsy and material demands.

In essence, our research injects a dash of levity into the staid world of consumer behavior studies, prompting a reconsideration of the role that internet memes play in shaping our everyday choices. The striking correlation uncovered challenges traditional notions of influence, beckoning us to ponder whether the impact of a meme on commodity searches is just as tear-inducing as the iconic 'crying michael jordan' meme itself. The unexpected nexus we have stumbled upon urges us to further unfurl the enigmatic threads of meme economics, promising a tableau of revelations and perhaps a few more unexpected pairings. After all, who would have thought that the path to understanding consumer behavior could lead through the expressive visage of a basketball legend shedding a single tear?


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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"From Crying Jordan to Crying for Toilet Paper: A Correlational Study of Memes and Essential Commodity Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the surprising connection between the popularity of internet memes and the demand for essential commodities. Leveraging data from Google Trends, our research team explored the potential link between the prevalence of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the frequency of Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper' from 2006 to 2023. Our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8121191 (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling relationship between the two phenomena. We discuss the implications of these unexpected correlations and propose avenues for further exploration into the quirky intersections of digital culture and consumer behavior.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the vast and ever-changing landscape of internet culture, memes have emerged as a dominant force, permeating every corner of our online existence. For the uninitiated, memes are not simply humorous images or videos; they are the currency of the digital realm, reflecting and shaping societal trends, emotions, and behaviors in ways both profound and perplexing. One such meme that has captured the attention of netizens and scholars alike is the iconic 'crying michael jordan' image, depicting the basketball legend with tears streaming down his face. Despite originating from a solemn moment in sports history, the meme has taken on a life of its own, becoming a versatile symbol of disappointment, outrage, and internet-induced hilarity.
In parallel to the meme's meteoric rise, the global landscape has witnessed its fair share of unpredictable events, some of which have sent shockwaves through consumer markets. No event, however, could have prepared the world for the unprecedented spectacle that was the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020. As individuals scrambled to secure their precious rolls of two-ply, the correlation between the toilet paper demand and societal anxiety became a subject of fervent speculation and quizzical pondering.
In this scholarly pursuit, we endeavor to unravel the threads of these seemingly disparate phenomena and unearth the enigmatic connections between the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the clamor for toilet paper. To this end, we employ the tool of Google Trends, the oracle of our digital age, to chart the ebbs and flows of these cultural and commodity curiosities from 2006 to 2023. Our goal is not just to scratch the surface, but to peel back the layers of this peculiar pairing and discern the intricate dance between internet frivolity and consumer behavior. Through rigorous analysis and statistical scrutiny, we aim to shed light on this unexpected correlation, facilitating a deeper understanding of the whims and whys of our modern world.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis conducted on the data collected from Google Trends revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the frequency of Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'. The correlation coefficient of 0.8121191 indicates a robust positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. This significant correlation is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6595375, underscoring the predictive power of the relationship. The probability value (p) being less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis and reinforces the meaningfulness of the correlation.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the compelling correlation between the variables, showcasing the synchronous fluctuations in the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the demand for toilet paper. The data points align in a manner that would make even the staunchest statistician nod in approval, illustrating the striking confluence of digital culture and consumer behavior.
These findings underscore the unexpected gravity of internet memes and their impact on everyday consumer choices. The correlation between the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the surge in toilet paper inquiries defies traditional expectations, hinting at a complex interplay between online trends and real-world concerns. Our results provoke contemplation on the peculiar pathways through which digital phenomena seep into the fabric of consumer behavior, perhaps leading us to debate whether the impact is just as tear-inducing as the iconic meme itself.
In conclusion, this study not only elucidates the surprising correlation between a meme and a vital commodity but also invites further exploration into the ramifications of digital culture on consumer behavior. The uncharted territory of meme economics beckons, promising a rich tapestry of insights and, undoubtedly, a few more unexpected pairings.
The tape has been measured, the results are cut and dried—much like the toilet paper in question.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In this investigation, we've peeled back the layers of quirky internet culture and consumer behavior, revealing a surprising connection between the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the search for that essential commodity - toilet paper. The robust correlation coefficient exhibited by these seemingly divergent phenomena suggests a compelling relationship that transcends the boundaries of traditional economic or cultural analysis.

Our findings not only highlight the unexpected influence of internet memes on consumer behavior but also underscore the need to embrace the whimsical and serendipitous nature of our digitally-mediated world. We invite fellow scholars to join us in exploring the fascinating intersection of digital culture and consumer economics, although it may be hard to *tear* ourselves away from this particularly entertaining aspect of our research.

As we wrap up our analysis, we assert that no further research is needed in this area, as we believe we've squeezed every last drop from this *roll* of inquiry. The statistical evidence has spoken, leaving little room for doubt, but plenty of room for a good laugh. It's clear that the era of internet memes has left an indelible mark on consumer behavior, and who knows what *unexpected pairings* await us in the memescape of the future.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited From Crying Jordan to Crying for Toilet Paper: A Correlational Study of Memes and Essential Commodity Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Internet Culture and Economic Behavioral Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited From Crying Jordan to Crying for Toilet Paper: A Correlational Study of Memes and Essential Commodity Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Internet Meme Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled From Crying Jordan to Crying for Toilet Paper: A Correlational Study of Memes and Essential Commodity Searches with an abstract of This study investigates the surprising connection between the popularity of internet memes and the demand for essential commodities. Leveraging data from Google Trends, our research team explored the potential link between the prevalence of the 'crying michael jordan' meme and the frequency of Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper' from 2006 to 2023. Our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8121191 (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling relationship between the two phenomena. We discuss the implications of these unexpected correlations and propose avenues for further exploration into the quirky intersections of digital culture and consumer behavior.

ChatGPT:

internet memes, crying michael jordan, essential commodities, consumer behavior, Google Trends, correlation study, digital culture, toilet paper, commodity searches

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Data details

Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'crying michael jordan meme' (without quotes, in the United States)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume is a unique Google thing; the shape of the chart is accurate but the actual numbers are meaningless.

See what else correlates with Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme

Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'

Correlation r = 0.8121191 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6595375 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 66% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme) over the 18 years from 2006 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.2E-5. 0.0000424899840660915800000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.81 in 0.0042% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 23,535 random variables You don't actually need 23 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 17 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 17 because we have two variables measured over a period of 18 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.56, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme (Relative popularity)0.2857140.5555560.571429000.12500.2857140.21.88.51.916671.333331.511.916722.251.91667
Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper' (Rel. search volume)0.3333330.083333300.3333330.50.2510.83333311111112.5833111




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.
  5. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.285714,0.555556,0.571429,0,0,0.125,0,0.285714,0.2,1.8,8.5,1.91667,1.33333,1.5,11.9167,2,2.25,1.91667,])
array_2 = np.array([0.333333,0.0833333,0,0.333333,0.5,0.25,1,0.833333,1,1,1,1,1,1,12.5833,1,1,1,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'where to buy toilet paper'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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