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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme and the second variable is The number of orderlies in District of Columbia.  The chart goes from 2012 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

As the Slenderman meme lost its appeal, people in District of Columbia dressed up as him less frequently for viral pranks. This led to a decrease in calls to mental health services about sightings of the fictional character, ultimately reducing the demand for orderlies in the area.

Create a meme inspired by the slenderman meme that in some way references The number of orderlies in District of Columbia. Try to emulate the style of the meme - don’t violate the copyright, just make it look and feel like the original meme.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme caused The number of orderlies in District of Columbia to decrease. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Memeing of Order: Exploring the Correlation between 'Slenderman' Popularity and Orderly Employment in the District of Columbia

The Journal of Internet Culture and Social Influence

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme and The number of orderlies in District of Columbia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9446487 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Memeing of Order: Exploring the Correlation between 'Slenderman' Popularity and Orderly Employment in the District of Columbia

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the rise of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the District of Columbia. By utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2012 to 2022, a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9446487 and p < 0.01 was observed. The findings suggest a peculiar relationship between the cultural dissemination of the 'Slenderman' meme and the demand for orderlies within the nation's capital. This unexpected association may prompt further inquiry into the complex interplay of internet culture and labor dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme and The number of orderlies in District of Columbia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Memeing of Order: Exploring the Correlation between 'Slenderman' Popularity and Orderly Employment in the District of Columbia

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the rise of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the District of Columbia. By utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2012 to 2022, a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9446487 and p < 0.01 was observed. The findings suggest a peculiar relationship between the cultural dissemination of the 'Slenderman' meme and the demand for orderlies within the nation's capital. This unexpected association may prompt further inquiry into the complex interplay of internet culture and labor dynamics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

The 'Slenderman' meme has insidiously infiltrated the digital landscape, capturing the imaginations of internet denizens and inciting both amusement and trepidation in equal measure. Born from the depths of online forums and creepypasta stories, this enigmatic figure, with his elongated limbs and featureless countenance, has spawned a myriad of internet memes, fan fiction, and even a video game. Meanwhile, in the real world, the orderlies of the District of Columbia have been diligently going about their duties, tending to the needs of patients and maintaining the smooth functioning of healthcare facilities.

However, in the midst of these seemingly unrelated phenomena, a curious question arises: could there be a clandestine connection between the rising popularity of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the hallowed halls of the nation's capital? This study endeavors to unravel the enigma and explore the unlikely correlation between these seemingly disparate domains.

While it may seem like an odd pairing at first glance, delving into this correlation may shed light on the intricate interplay between cultural phenomena and labor dynamics. Through the lens of this unconventional inquiry, we may glean valuable insights into the uncharted territories of meme virality and its ripple effects on the often overlooked realm of orderly employment. As we embark on this scholarly escapade, let us wield the formidable tools of data analysis and statistical inference to navigate the labyrinthine corridors of this peculiar correlation.

Stay tuned for a rollercoaster ride of statistical musings and cultural curiosities, as we uncover the uncanny relationship between the 'Slenderman' meme and the occupation of orderlies in the District of Columbia.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme and The number of orderlies in District of Columbia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Memeing of Order: Exploring the Correlation between 'Slenderman' Popularity and Orderly Employment in the District of Columbia

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the rise of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the District of Columbia. By utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2012 to 2022, a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9446487 and p < 0.01 was observed. The findings suggest a peculiar relationship between the cultural dissemination of the 'Slenderman' meme and the demand for orderlies within the nation's capital. This unexpected association may prompt further inquiry into the complex interplay of internet culture and labor dynamics.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The 'Slenderman' meme has insidiously infiltrated the digital landscape, capturing the imaginations of internet denizens and inciting both amusement and trepidation in equal measure. Born from the depths of online forums and creepypasta stories, this enigmatic figure, with his elongated limbs and featureless countenance, has spawned a myriad of internet memes, fan fiction, and even a video game. Meanwhile, in the real world, the orderlies of the District of Columbia have been diligently going about their duties, tending to the needs of patients and maintaining the smooth functioning of healthcare facilities.
However, in the midst of these seemingly unrelated phenomena, a curious question arises: could there be a clandestine connection between the rising popularity of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the hallowed halls of the nation's capital? This study endeavors to unravel the enigma and explore the unlikely correlation between these seemingly disparate domains.
While it may seem like an odd pairing at first glance, delving into this correlation may shed light on the intricate interplay between cultural phenomena and labor dynamics. Through the lens of this unconventional inquiry, we may glean valuable insights into the uncharted territories of meme virality and its ripple effects on the often overlooked realm of orderly employment. As we embark on this scholarly escapade, let us wield the formidable tools of data analysis and statistical inference to navigate the labyrinthine corridors of this peculiar correlation.
Stay tuned for a rollercoaster ride of statistical musings and cultural curiosities, as we uncover the uncanny relationship between the 'Slenderman' meme and the occupation of orderlies in the District of Columbia.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al.," the authors find that the 'Slenderman' meme has garnered widespread attention across various online platforms, captivating a sizable audience through its enigmatic persona and eerie narratives. Concurrently, "Doe and Jones" observe a notable surge in the demand for healthcare services in urban settings, including the need for a proficient complement of orderlies to maintain the efficiency of medical facilities.

Adding to this, studies by "Thompson" and "Brown" delve into the cultural impact of internet memes and their ability to permeate popular consciousness, influencing societal behaviors and preferences. Meanwhile, "Gupta" explores the dynamics of healthcare employment trends in metropolitan areas, highlighting the significance of support staff such as orderlies in ensuring the smooth operation of healthcare institutions.

On a similar note, "The Rise of Internet Culture" by Anderson et al. and "Digital Societies" by Wilson elucidate the evolving terrain of online phenomena and their effects on societal structures and interpersonal interactions. Considering fictional accounts, "The Slenderman Chronicles" penned by K. L. Smith and "Shadows in the Digital Age" by J. R. Doe present narratives that blur the boundaries between virtual mythology and real-world implications.

Delving further into the literature, "Meme Magic: An Exploration" by C. R. Thompson and "The Culture Code" by Daniel Coyle offer intriguing insights into the influential power of internet memes and the mechanisms underlying their proliferation. Concurrently, "The Curious Case of Labor Dynamics" by L. Brown and "Unveiling Invisible Professions" by S. Gupta navigate the complexities of labor trends and the indispensable roles played by support staff within essential industries.

Furthermore, it is imperative to acknowledge unconventional sources of information that have been tangentially related to this line of inquiry. In the spirit of broadening our investigative scope, an overview of various CVS receipts has revealed curious patterns of consumer purchases, albeit tangential to the present study's focal points.

As the authors embark on this scholarly excursion, we are poised to unravel the intriguing correlation between the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment patterns of orderlies in the District of Columbia, straddling the realms of internet culture and labor dynamics with analytical rigor and a touch of whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme and The number of orderlies in District of Columbia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2012 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Memeing of Order: Exploring the Correlation between 'Slenderman' Popularity and Orderly Employment in the District of Columbia

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the rise of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the District of Columbia. By utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2012 to 2022, a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9446487 and p < 0.01 was observed. The findings suggest a peculiar relationship between the cultural dissemination of the 'Slenderman' meme and the demand for orderlies within the nation's capital. This unexpected association may prompt further inquiry into the complex interplay of internet culture and labor dynamics.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The 'Slenderman' meme has insidiously infiltrated the digital landscape, capturing the imaginations of internet denizens and inciting both amusement and trepidation in equal measure. Born from the depths of online forums and creepypasta stories, this enigmatic figure, with his elongated limbs and featureless countenance, has spawned a myriad of internet memes, fan fiction, and even a video game. Meanwhile, in the real world, the orderlies of the District of Columbia have been diligently going about their duties, tending to the needs of patients and maintaining the smooth functioning of healthcare facilities.
However, in the midst of these seemingly unrelated phenomena, a curious question arises: could there be a clandestine connection between the rising popularity of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the hallowed halls of the nation's capital? This study endeavors to unravel the enigma and explore the unlikely correlation between these seemingly disparate domains.
While it may seem like an odd pairing at first glance, delving into this correlation may shed light on the intricate interplay between cultural phenomena and labor dynamics. Through the lens of this unconventional inquiry, we may glean valuable insights into the uncharted territories of meme virality and its ripple effects on the often overlooked realm of orderly employment. As we embark on this scholarly escapade, let us wield the formidable tools of data analysis and statistical inference to navigate the labyrinthine corridors of this peculiar correlation.
Stay tuned for a rollercoaster ride of statistical musings and cultural curiosities, as we uncover the uncanny relationship between the 'Slenderman' meme and the occupation of orderlies in the District of Columbia.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:
The data used in this study were primarily gathered from Google Trends, a time-series analysis of the popularity of search queries performed on Google, and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a comprehensive repository of labor market data in the United States. The search query "Slenderman" was utilized to capture the zeitgeist of this particular meme, while employment figures for orderlies in the District of Columbia were extracted from the Occupational Employment Statistics survey.

Preprocessing and Cleaning:
Prior to analysis, the Google Trends data underwent a meticulous preprocessing routine to ensure its suitability for quantitative scrutiny. Seasonal adjustments were made to account for any temporal patterns that could confound the analysis, and outliers were identified and scrutinized with the meticulousness befitting a meme investigator. The employment data for orderlies were also subjected to rigorous scrutiny, including the removal of any extraneous noises that may have crept into the dataset.

Time Series Analysis:
To explore the temporal dynamics of the 'Slenderman' meme and orderly employment, time series analysis techniques were employed. This involved applying autoregressive integrated moving average (ARIMA) models to the Google Trends data and employment figures, allowing us to discern any hidden patterns or trends beneath the surface. The aim was to uncover whether the ebb and flow of 'Slenderman' popularity bore any semblance to the undulating landscape of orderly employment in the District of Columbia.

Correlation Analysis:
A critical aspect of this study involved examining the correlation between 'Slenderman' meme popularity and orderly employment levels. Utilizing Pearson's correlation coefficient, we sought to quantify the strength and direction of the relationship between these seemingly incongruous variables. Our analysis extended to considering lags and leads in the data, recognizing that cultural phenomena and labor dynamics may not always move in perfect synchrony.

Regression Modeling:
To probe deeper into the potential causal mechanisms at play, regression modeling was employed to elucidate the impact of 'Slenderman' meme popularity on the demand for orderlies in the District of Columbia. By constructing multivariate models that accounted for relevant socioeconomic factors, we aimed to disentangle the convoluted web of relationships and discern whether the 'Slenderman' effect persisted even after controlling for confounding variables.

Sensitivity Analysis:
In recognition of the idiosyncrasies inherent in internet culture and labor markets, sensitivity analysis was conducted to assess the robustness of our findings. This involved subjecting the data to various perturbations and scenario analyses to gauge the stability of the observed correlation and the integrity of our inferences.

Ethical Considerations:
In conducting this research, ethical considerations were paramount. Take care not to underestimate the eminently respectable orderlies in our midst, or to overemphasize the influence of a meme. Inadvisability, this may imperil the sanctity of our scholarly pursuits and taint the reputation of the academic community.

In summary, the methodology employed in this study sought to untangle the intricate relationship between the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the District of Columbia with the diligence of a detective navigating a maze. Through a fusion of data-driven analysis and keen observation, we endeavored to shed light on this confluence of cultural curiosity and labor dynamics, unraveling a thread that traverses the digital realm and the halls of healthcare institutions.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme and The number of orderlies in District of Columbia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2012 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9446487, r-squared of 0.8923611, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Memeing of Order: Exploring the Correlation between 'Slenderman' Popularity and Orderly Employment in the District of Columbia

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the rise of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the District of Columbia. By utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2012 to 2022, a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9446487 and p < 0.01 was observed. The findings suggest a peculiar relationship between the cultural dissemination of the 'Slenderman' meme and the demand for orderlies within the nation's capital. This unexpected association may prompt further inquiry into the complex interplay of internet culture and labor dynamics.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
The 'Slenderman' meme has insidiously infiltrated the digital landscape, capturing the imaginations of internet denizens and inciting both amusement and trepidation in equal measure. Born from the depths of online forums and creepypasta stories, this enigmatic figure, with his elongated limbs and featureless countenance, has spawned a myriad of internet memes, fan fiction, and even a video game. Meanwhile, in the real world, the orderlies of the District of Columbia have been diligently going about their duties, tending to the needs of patients and maintaining the smooth functioning of healthcare facilities.
However, in the midst of these seemingly unrelated phenomena, a curious question arises: could there be a clandestine connection between the rising popularity of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the hallowed halls of the nation's capital? This study endeavors to unravel the enigma and explore the unlikely correlation between these seemingly disparate domains.
While it may seem like an odd pairing at first glance, delving into this correlation may shed light on the intricate interplay between cultural phenomena and labor dynamics. Through the lens of this unconventional inquiry, we may glean valuable insights into the uncharted territories of meme virality and its ripple effects on the often overlooked realm of orderly employment. As we embark on this scholarly escapade, let us wield the formidable tools of data analysis and statistical inference to navigate the labyrinthine corridors of this peculiar correlation.
Stay tuned for a rollercoaster ride of statistical musings and cultural curiosities, as we uncover the uncanny relationship between the 'Slenderman' meme and the occupation of orderlies in the District of Columbia.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The data analysis unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9446487 between the popularity of the 'Slenderman' meme and the number of orderlies employed in the District of Columbia. This high correlation indicates a robust relationship between the two variables, suggesting that as the 'Slenderman' meme gained traction in the digital sphere, the demand for orderlies in the District of Columbia experienced a synchronous surge. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8923611 further emphasizes the substantial proportion of variance in orderly employment levels that can be explained by the rise of the 'Slenderman' meme.

The statistical significance of the correlation was underscored by a p-value of less than 0.01, signifying a high level of confidence in the observed relationship. These findings hint at a remarkable synergy between the online propagation of a cryptic internet meme and the labor dynamics within a specific geographic region. Indeed, the ripple effects of 'Slenderman' meme's ascendancy appear to have reverberated into the realm of healthcare services in the nation's capital, prompting an unforeseen perturbation in the staffing requirements for orderlies.

[(Fig. 1 about here)]

The accompanying scatterplot (Fig. 1) graphically encapsulates the robust correlation between the popularity of the 'Slenderman' meme and the number of orderlies in the District of Columbia. The tightly clustered data points and the upward trajectory of the trendline visually affirm the strength of the observed association, providing a compelling visual representation of the uncanny relationship between meme virality and labor dynamics within a specific locality.

These intriguing findings beckon further investigation into the intricate dynamics at play, as the cultural phenomenon of the 'Slenderman' meme appears to have manifested tangible implications in the domain of healthcare employment. As we contemplate the enigmatic interplay between internet memes and labor market dynamics, we are reminded of the whimsical and unpredictable nature of societal phenomena, where the digital antics of an internet meme may clandestinely reverberate into the pragmatic realm of occupational demand.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme and The number of orderlies in District of Columbia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Memeing of Order: Exploring the Correlation between 'Slenderman' Popularity and Orderly Employment in the District of Columbia

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the rise of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the District of Columbia. By utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2012 to 2022, a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9446487 and p < 0.01 was observed. The findings suggest a peculiar relationship between the cultural dissemination of the 'Slenderman' meme and the demand for orderlies within the nation's capital. This unexpected association may prompt further inquiry into the complex interplay of internet culture and labor dynamics.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al.," the authors find that the 'Slenderman' meme has garnered widespread attention across various online platforms, captivating a sizable audience through its enigmatic persona and eerie narratives. Concurrently, "Doe and Jones" observe a notable surge in the demand for healthcare services in urban settings, including the need for a proficient complement of orderlies to maintain the efficiency of medical facilities.
Adding to this, studies by "Thompson" and "Brown" delve into the cultural impact of internet memes and their ability to permeate popular consciousness, influencing societal behaviors and preferences. Meanwhile, "Gupta" explores the dynamics of healthcare employment trends in metropolitan areas, highlighting the significance of support staff such as orderlies in ensuring the smooth operation of healthcare institutions.
On a similar note, "The Rise of Internet Culture" by Anderson et al. and "Digital Societies" by Wilson elucidate the evolving terrain of online phenomena and their effects on societal structures and interpersonal interactions. Considering fictional accounts, "The Slenderman Chronicles" penned by K. L. Smith and "Shadows in the Digital Age" by J. R. Doe present narratives that blur the boundaries between virtual mythology and real-world implications.
Delving further into the literature, "Meme Magic: An Exploration" by C. R. Thompson and "The Culture Code" by Daniel Coyle offer intriguing insights into the influential power of internet memes and the mechanisms underlying their proliferation. Concurrently, "The Curious Case of Labor Dynamics" by L. Brown and "Unveiling Invisible Professions" by S. Gupta navigate the complexities of labor trends and the indispensable roles played by support staff within essential industries.
Furthermore, it is imperative to acknowledge unconventional sources of information that have been tangentially related to this line of inquiry. In the spirit of broadening our investigative scope, an overview of various CVS receipts has revealed curious patterns of consumer purchases, albeit tangential to the present study's focal points.
As the authors embark on this scholarly excursion, we are poised to unravel the intriguing correlation between the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment patterns of orderlies in the District of Columbia, straddling the realms of internet culture and labor dynamics with analytical rigor and a touch of whimsy.

[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9446487 between the popularity of the 'Slenderman' meme and the number of orderlies employed in the District of Columbia. This high correlation indicates a robust relationship between the two variables, suggesting that as the 'Slenderman' meme gained traction in the digital sphere, the demand for orderlies in the District of Columbia experienced a synchronous surge. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8923611 further emphasizes the substantial proportion of variance in orderly employment levels that can be explained by the rise of the 'Slenderman' meme.
The statistical significance of the correlation was underscored by a p-value of less than 0.01, signifying a high level of confidence in the observed relationship. These findings hint at a remarkable synergy between the online propagation of a cryptic internet meme and the labor dynamics within a specific geographic region. Indeed, the ripple effects of 'Slenderman' meme's ascendancy appear to have reverberated into the realm of healthcare services in the nation's capital, prompting an unforeseen perturbation in the staffing requirements for orderlies.
[(Fig. 1 about here)]
The accompanying scatterplot (Fig. 1) graphically encapsulates the robust correlation between the popularity of the 'Slenderman' meme and the number of orderlies in the District of Columbia. The tightly clustered data points and the upward trajectory of the trendline visually affirm the strength of the observed association, providing a compelling visual representation of the uncanny relationship between meme virality and labor dynamics within a specific locality.
These intriguing findings beckon further investigation into the intricate dynamics at play, as the cultural phenomenon of the 'Slenderman' meme appears to have manifested tangible implications in the domain of healthcare employment. As we contemplate the enigmatic interplay between internet memes and labor market dynamics, we are reminded of the whimsical and unpredictable nature of societal phenomena, where the digital antics of an internet meme may clandestinely reverberate into the pragmatic realm of occupational demand.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of this study have provided compelling evidence supporting the notion of a significant correlation between the surge in 'Slenderman' meme popularity and the employment levels of orderlies in the District of Columbia. This unexpected connection aligns with prior research by Smith et al. and Doe and Jones, which observed a pervasive interest in the 'Slenderman' meme across online platforms and a simultaneous increase in the demand for healthcare services, including the need for a proficient complement of orderlies. The synergy between these seemingly disparate phenomena is a reminder of the intricate interplay between internet culture and labor dynamics.

Furthermore, the findings resonate with the insights offered by Thompson, Brown, Gupta, and various sources delving into internet memes, societal behaviors, and healthcare employment trends. The unexpected correlation uncovered in this study underscores the complex and multifaceted impact of internet memes on societal structures and occupational demands. It also highlights the need to consider unconventional sources of information, as hinted at by the tangential yet curious patterns observed in various CVS receipts. These findings seem to corroborate the unorthodox nature of our data sources and the unexpected sources of influence that permeate our societal landscape.

The high correlation coefficient and statistical significance indicate a robust relationship between the 'Slenderman' meme's rise in popularity and the employment levels of orderlies in the District of Columbia. The scatterplot visually confirms the strength of this association, capturing the whimsical and unpredictable nature of societal phenomena and the unforeseen perturbations they can induce in the labor market.

As we reflect on these remarkable findings, we are compelled to consider the broader implications of internet culture's subtle yet tangible influence on occupational dynamics. This study serves as a call to embrace the unexpected and the unconventional in our scholarly pursuits, as we navigate the enigmatic interplay between virtual phenomena and real-world consequences. The ripple effects of the 'Slenderman' meme's ascendancy into the realm of healthcare employment in the nation's capital beckon further inquiry into the hidden and unexpected intersections of internet culture and labor market dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme and The number of orderlies in District of Columbia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Memeing of Order: Exploring the Correlation between 'Slenderman' Popularity and Orderly Employment in the District of Columbia

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential link between the rise of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the District of Columbia. By utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2012 to 2022, a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9446487 and p < 0.01 was observed. The findings suggest a peculiar relationship between the cultural dissemination of the 'Slenderman' meme and the demand for orderlies within the nation's capital. This unexpected association may prompt further inquiry into the complex interplay of internet culture and labor dynamics.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The 'Slenderman' meme has insidiously infiltrated the digital landscape, capturing the imaginations of internet denizens and inciting both amusement and trepidation in equal measure. Born from the depths of online forums and creepypasta stories, this enigmatic figure, with his elongated limbs and featureless countenance, has spawned a myriad of internet memes, fan fiction, and even a video game. Meanwhile, in the real world, the orderlies of the District of Columbia have been diligently going about their duties, tending to the needs of patients and maintaining the smooth functioning of healthcare facilities.
However, in the midst of these seemingly unrelated phenomena, a curious question arises: could there be a clandestine connection between the rising popularity of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the hallowed halls of the nation's capital? This study endeavors to unravel the enigma and explore the unlikely correlation between these seemingly disparate domains.
While it may seem like an odd pairing at first glance, delving into this correlation may shed light on the intricate interplay between cultural phenomena and labor dynamics. Through the lens of this unconventional inquiry, we may glean valuable insights into the uncharted territories of meme virality and its ripple effects on the often overlooked realm of orderly employment. As we embark on this scholarly escapade, let us wield the formidable tools of data analysis and statistical inference to navigate the labyrinthine corridors of this peculiar correlation.
Stay tuned for a rollercoaster ride of statistical musings and cultural curiosities, as we uncover the uncanny relationship between the 'Slenderman' meme and the occupation of orderlies in the District of Columbia.

[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9446487 between the popularity of the 'Slenderman' meme and the number of orderlies employed in the District of Columbia. This high correlation indicates a robust relationship between the two variables, suggesting that as the 'Slenderman' meme gained traction in the digital sphere, the demand for orderlies in the District of Columbia experienced a synchronous surge. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8923611 further emphasizes the substantial proportion of variance in orderly employment levels that can be explained by the rise of the 'Slenderman' meme.
The statistical significance of the correlation was underscored by a p-value of less than 0.01, signifying a high level of confidence in the observed relationship. These findings hint at a remarkable synergy between the online propagation of a cryptic internet meme and the labor dynamics within a specific geographic region. Indeed, the ripple effects of 'Slenderman' meme's ascendancy appear to have reverberated into the realm of healthcare services in the nation's capital, prompting an unforeseen perturbation in the staffing requirements for orderlies.
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The accompanying scatterplot (Fig. 1) graphically encapsulates the robust correlation between the popularity of the 'Slenderman' meme and the number of orderlies in the District of Columbia. The tightly clustered data points and the upward trajectory of the trendline visually affirm the strength of the observed association, providing a compelling visual representation of the uncanny relationship between meme virality and labor dynamics within a specific locality.
These intriguing findings beckon further investigation into the intricate dynamics at play, as the cultural phenomenon of the 'Slenderman' meme appears to have manifested tangible implications in the domain of healthcare employment. As we contemplate the enigmatic interplay between internet memes and labor market dynamics, we are reminded of the whimsical and unpredictable nature of societal phenomena, where the digital antics of an internet meme may clandestinely reverberate into the pragmatic realm of occupational demand.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the findings of this study underscore a remarkably robust and statistically significant correlation between the popularity of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the District of Columbia. The data revealed a synchronicity between the ascent of the enigmatic digital specter and the surge in demand for orderlies, painting a picture of unexpected interconnection between internet culture and labor dynamics.

The implications of this correlation extend beyond the mere juxtaposition of an internet meme and healthcare staffing needs. It provocatively suggests the potential influence of digital folklore on the fabric of occupational demand, hinting at an era where meme virality may surreptitiously nudge the tides of labor market trends. The uncanny resonance between the online propagation of 'Slenderman' memes and the pragmatic realm of healthcare employment evokes the image of tentacled tendrils of internet culture reaching into unexpected corners of societal infrastructure.

As we wrap up this exploration of the anomalous correlation between the 'Slenderman' meme and orderly employment, we are reminded of the whimsical and capricious nature of cultural phenomena. The digital tendrils of internet memes may surreptitiously weave themselves into the fabric of labor dynamics, creating a symphony of synchronicity that elicits both fascination and amusement. This unlikely alliance between an enigmatic digital icon and the stalwart orderlies of the District of Columbia beckons further contemplation and perhaps a touch of bemused incredulity.

In light of these findings, no further research in this particular area seems warranted. The idiosyncrasies of the 'Slenderman' meme and its unanticipated resonance with orderly employment in the District of Columbia have been delineated, leaving us with a curious tale and a trove of statistical musings. It seems that, for now, the enigmatic allure of 'Slenderman' has cast its shadow over the unlikeliest of domains, leaving us with a wry smile and a nod to the whimsical interplay of internet culture and labor dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Memeing of Order: Exploring the Correlation between 'Slenderman' Popularity and Orderly Employment in the District of Columbia. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Internet Culture and Social Influence


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Memeing of Order: Exploring the Correlation between 'Slenderman' Popularity and Orderly Employment in the District of Columbia. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Internet Culture and Employment Studies


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System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Memeing of Order: Exploring the Correlation between 'Slenderman' Popularity and Orderly Employment in the District of Columbia with an abstract of This study investigates the potential link between the rise of the 'Slenderman' meme and the employment levels of orderlies in the District of Columbia. By utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2012 to 2022, a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9446487 and p < 0.01 was observed. The findings suggest a peculiar relationship between the cultural dissemination of the 'Slenderman' meme and the demand for orderlies within the nation's capital. This unexpected association may prompt further inquiry into the complex interplay of internet culture and labor dynamics.

ChatGPT:

Slenderman meme, orderliness employment, employment trends, internet culture impact, cultural dissemination, Google Trends data, Bureau of Labor Statistics, labor dynamics, meme popularity, Washington DC employment, meme correlation, internet culture influence on labor

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Data details

Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'slenderman' (without quotes, in the United States)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume is a unique Google thing; the shape of the chart is accurate but the actual numbers are meaningless.

See what else correlates with Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme

The number of orderlies in District of Columbia
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of orderlies in District of Columbia
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of orderlies in District of Columbia

Correlation r = 0.9446487 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8923611 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 89.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of orderlies in District of Columbia) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme) over the 11 years from 2012 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.2E-5. 0.0000119319399176101350000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 0.0012% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 83,809 random variables You don't actually need 83 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.8, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme (Relative popularity)31.083321.252612.510.08331113.33337.756.333335.833336
The number of orderlies in District of Columbia (Orderlies)460390320180190210220200160160130




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([31.0833,21.25,26,12.5,10.0833,11,13.3333,7.75,6.33333,5.83333,6,])
array_2 = np.array([460,390,320,180,190,210,220,200,160,160,130,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the 'slenderman' meme"
array_2_name = "The number of orderlies in District of Columbia"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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