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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Kentucky and the second variable is Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs.  The chart goes from 1975 to 2011, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The surge in UFO sightings in Kentucky has actually been a clever marketing ploy by a group of highly motivated Sherpas, who have been offering exclusive "out of this world" guided tours to the summit of Mount Everest. If you want to reach new heights, just follow the flying saucers to adventure! Remember, when it comes to reaching the top, the sky's the limit, but a UFO sighting could be the push you need to summit!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a tranquil Kentucky landscape at night, with rolling green hills in the foreground. Add bright, otherworldly lights from UFOs illuminating the sky, giving a sense of mystery and wonder. In the distance, show a majestic Mount Everest rising tall and imposing, with a line of triumphant climbers silhouetted against the snowy summit. Consider adding hovering UFOs in the background, observing the climbers, creating a futuristic and curious atmosphere. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Kentucky and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cute cartoon Cutsy art illustration Cyber folk A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s Futuristic
ChatGPT: Futuristic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Kentucky and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs, in the following situation: The increase in UFO sightings in Kentucky caused an influx of alien tourists, who then took an interest in climbing Mount Everest, leading to a surge in successful climbs.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Amidst the rolling hills of Kentucky, bright lights from UFOs illuminate the night sky as alien tourists descend to the earth. In the distance, the majestic Mount Everest stands tall, with a line of successful climbers waving triumphantly from the snowy summit. The newfound interest from the alien tourists has brought an unusual surge in successful climbs, with the UFOs hovering in the background, observing the conquering of Earth's tallest peak.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Futuristic ] and depicting this scene: Amidst the rolling hills of Kentucky, bright lights from UFOs illuminate the night sky as alien tourists descend to the earth. In the distance, the majestic Mount Everest stands tall, with a line of successful climbers waving triumphantly from the snowy summit. The newfound interest from the alien tourists has brought an unusual surge in successful climbs, with the UFOs hovering in the background, observing the conquering of Earth's tallest peak. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a tranquil Kentucky landscape at night, with rolling green hills in the foreground. Add bright, otherworldly lights from UFOs illuminating the sky, giving a sense of mystery and wonder. In the distance, show a majestic Mount Everest rising tall and imposing, with a line of triumphant climbers silhouetted against the snowy summit. Consider adding hovering UFOs in the background, observing the climbers, creating a futuristic and curious atmosphere.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in UFO sightings in Kentucky caused Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Curse or Verse: Rehearse Reverses in Kentucky UFO Sightings and Total Everest Climbs

The International Journal of Anomalous Phenomena and Extreme Expeditions

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kentucky and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9193995 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2011.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Curse or Verse: Rehearse Reverses in Kentucky UFO Sightings and Total Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an investigation into the connection between UFO sightings in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Using data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC archives, our research team pored over records spanning the years 1975 to 2011. Employing rigorous statistical analyses, we discovered a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9193995 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. The findings of this study underscore the tantalizing interplay between unexplained aerial phenomena in the bluegrass state and the triumphs of humankind atop the world's highest peak.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kentucky and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Curse or Verse: Rehearse Reverses in Kentucky UFO Sightings and Total Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an investigation into the connection between UFO sightings in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Using data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC archives, our research team pored over records spanning the years 1975 to 2011. Employing rigorous statistical analyses, we discovered a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9193995 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. The findings of this study underscore the tantalizing interplay between unexplained aerial phenomena in the bluegrass state and the triumphs of humankind atop the world's highest peak.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

The enigmatic allure of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has captivated the public imagination for decades, prompting countless debates, conspiracy theories, and, let's be honest, a fair share of eye-rolling. Meanwhile, the towering majesty of Mount Everest has beckoned adventurers to test their mettle and reach for the summit, an endeavor that often leads to breathtaking feats of human perseverance and oxygen deprivation. While these two phenomena may seem as unrelated as a Martian rover and a Sherpa guide, our research aims to unravel the curious connection between sightings of UFOs in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful ascents of Mount Everest.

The state of Kentucky, known for its rolling hills, bourbon whiskey, and equine enthusiasts, has also gained notoriety for a surprising number of reported UFO sightings. The Bluegrass State has played host to an impressive array of unexplained aerial encounters, prompting many to ponder whether the bourbon might be a little too potent or if there are actually visitors from outer space with a penchant for horse racing. On the other side of the globe, Mount Everest, standing tall and stoic amidst the world's highest peaks, has been a siren song for those seeking the ultimate physical and mental challenge. The allure of reaching the summit has led to a steady stream of mountaineers ascending its treacherous slopes, with varying degrees of success and, let's face it, a fair share of oxygen-induced delirium.

Our study aims to shed light on the fascinating, if unexpected, relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The conventional wisdom might suggest that UFO sightings and Himalayan mountaineering pursuits belong in separate realms—a reminder to consider that the conventional wisdom doesn't always have a corner on truth, especially when dealing with phenomena as mysterious as UFOs and as steep as Everest. However, the findings of our research may challenge such preconceptions and invite both skeptics and enthusiasts to consider the tantalizing possibility of an underlying connection between the sightings in the skies above Kentucky and the triumphs on the icy slopes of Everest.

In the following sections, we will delve into the methodology and analysis employed to investigate this captivating correlation, revealing a statistical relationship that, like a UFO sighting or an Everest climb, may leave you slightly breathless and open to re-evaluating your previously held assumptions. After all, what is academia if not an opportunity to explore the unexplained and climb new intellectual heights, all while maintaining a suitably impressive elevation of humility?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kentucky and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Curse or Verse: Rehearse Reverses in Kentucky UFO Sightings and Total Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an investigation into the connection between UFO sightings in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Using data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC archives, our research team pored over records spanning the years 1975 to 2011. Employing rigorous statistical analyses, we discovered a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9193995 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. The findings of this study underscore the tantalizing interplay between unexplained aerial phenomena in the bluegrass state and the triumphs of humankind atop the world's highest peak.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The enigmatic allure of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has captivated the public imagination for decades, prompting countless debates, conspiracy theories, and, let's be honest, a fair share of eye-rolling. Meanwhile, the towering majesty of Mount Everest has beckoned adventurers to test their mettle and reach for the summit, an endeavor that often leads to breathtaking feats of human perseverance and oxygen deprivation. While these two phenomena may seem as unrelated as a Martian rover and a Sherpa guide, our research aims to unravel the curious connection between sightings of UFOs in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful ascents of Mount Everest.
The state of Kentucky, known for its rolling hills, bourbon whiskey, and equine enthusiasts, has also gained notoriety for a surprising number of reported UFO sightings. The Bluegrass State has played host to an impressive array of unexplained aerial encounters, prompting many to ponder whether the bourbon might be a little too potent or if there are actually visitors from outer space with a penchant for horse racing. On the other side of the globe, Mount Everest, standing tall and stoic amidst the world's highest peaks, has been a siren song for those seeking the ultimate physical and mental challenge. The allure of reaching the summit has led to a steady stream of mountaineers ascending its treacherous slopes, with varying degrees of success and, let's face it, a fair share of oxygen-induced delirium.
Our study aims to shed light on the fascinating, if unexpected, relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The conventional wisdom might suggest that UFO sightings and Himalayan mountaineering pursuits belong in separate realms—a reminder to consider that the conventional wisdom doesn't always have a corner on truth, especially when dealing with phenomena as mysterious as UFOs and as steep as Everest. However, the findings of our research may challenge such preconceptions and invite both skeptics and enthusiasts to consider the tantalizing possibility of an underlying connection between the sightings in the skies above Kentucky and the triumphs on the icy slopes of Everest.
In the following sections, we will delve into the methodology and analysis employed to investigate this captivating correlation, revealing a statistical relationship that, like a UFO sighting or an Everest climb, may leave you slightly breathless and open to re-evaluating your previously held assumptions. After all, what is academia if not an opportunity to explore the unexplained and climb new intellectual heights, all while maintaining a suitably impressive elevation of humility?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The enigmatic connection between UFO sightings in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs has garnered surprisingly limited scholarly attention. Smith (2005) conducted an exhaustive review of UFO sightings across various states in the U.S., but only briefly mentioned Kentucky as part of the overall statistical analysis. Doe and Jones (2010) undertook a comprehensive study of successful Everest climbs, meticulously documenting the demographics and climbing history of mountaineers, but made no reference to extraterrestrial activities. Despite the dearth of direct investigation into the potential linkage between these two phenomena, our research team sought to fill this gap in the literature.

Turning to relevant non-fiction literature, "The UFO Experience" by Hynek (1972) provides a seminal exploration of UFO sightings and their cultural impact, delving into the diversity of reported encounters with unidentified aerial phenomena. Similarly, "Into Thin Air" by Krakauer (1997) meticulously details the triumphs and tragedies of Everest ascents, painting a vivid portrait of the herculean challenges faced by mountaineers. On a slightly more imaginative note, "The X-Files" television series created by Carter (1993-2002) inserts the element of extraterrestrial mystery into the everyday fabric of American life, while "The Abominable" by Dan Simmons (2013) weaves a narrative of adventure and intrigue amidst the unforgiving terrain of the Himalayas.

In a daring departure from traditional academic sources, our research team also sought inspiration from popular culture, drawing unexpected parallels from children's cartoons and animated series. "Scooby Doo" (1969-present) presented a recurring motif of unmasking extraterrestrial creatures masquerading as terrestrial entities, albeit in markedly less formidable settings than the hallowed slopes of Mount Everest. Furthermore, "Gravity Falls" (2012-2016) cleverly interweaves themes of mystery and the unexplained into its storyline, suggesting that enigmatic phenomena may transcend the boundaries of age and genre.

In summation, while the literature relating to the connection between UFO sightings in Kentucky and successful Mount Everest climbs is limited, our research team draws from a diverse array of sources, including non-fiction accounts, fiction narratives, and unexpected cultural touchstones, to inform our investigation. This multidisciplinary approach serves as a testament to the broad and captivating nature of our research inquiry, inviting readers to consider the unlikely convergence of unexplained aerial phenomena and the triumphs of human endeavor amidst the world's highest peak.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kentucky and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC . You used data from 1975 to 2011

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Curse or Verse: Rehearse Reverses in Kentucky UFO Sightings and Total Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an investigation into the connection between UFO sightings in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Using data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC archives, our research team pored over records spanning the years 1975 to 2011. Employing rigorous statistical analyses, we discovered a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9193995 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. The findings of this study underscore the tantalizing interplay between unexplained aerial phenomena in the bluegrass state and the triumphs of humankind atop the world's highest peak.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The enigmatic allure of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has captivated the public imagination for decades, prompting countless debates, conspiracy theories, and, let's be honest, a fair share of eye-rolling. Meanwhile, the towering majesty of Mount Everest has beckoned adventurers to test their mettle and reach for the summit, an endeavor that often leads to breathtaking feats of human perseverance and oxygen deprivation. While these two phenomena may seem as unrelated as a Martian rover and a Sherpa guide, our research aims to unravel the curious connection between sightings of UFOs in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful ascents of Mount Everest.
The state of Kentucky, known for its rolling hills, bourbon whiskey, and equine enthusiasts, has also gained notoriety for a surprising number of reported UFO sightings. The Bluegrass State has played host to an impressive array of unexplained aerial encounters, prompting many to ponder whether the bourbon might be a little too potent or if there are actually visitors from outer space with a penchant for horse racing. On the other side of the globe, Mount Everest, standing tall and stoic amidst the world's highest peaks, has been a siren song for those seeking the ultimate physical and mental challenge. The allure of reaching the summit has led to a steady stream of mountaineers ascending its treacherous slopes, with varying degrees of success and, let's face it, a fair share of oxygen-induced delirium.
Our study aims to shed light on the fascinating, if unexpected, relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The conventional wisdom might suggest that UFO sightings and Himalayan mountaineering pursuits belong in separate realms—a reminder to consider that the conventional wisdom doesn't always have a corner on truth, especially when dealing with phenomena as mysterious as UFOs and as steep as Everest. However, the findings of our research may challenge such preconceptions and invite both skeptics and enthusiasts to consider the tantalizing possibility of an underlying connection between the sightings in the skies above Kentucky and the triumphs on the icy slopes of Everest.
In the following sections, we will delve into the methodology and analysis employed to investigate this captivating correlation, revealing a statistical relationship that, like a UFO sighting or an Everest climb, may leave you slightly breathless and open to re-evaluating your previously held assumptions. After all, what is academia if not an opportunity to explore the unexplained and climb new intellectual heights, all while maintaining a suitably impressive elevation of humility?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

The methodology employed in this study involved a comprehensive data collection process spanning the years 1975 to 2011. The data sources primarily included records from the National UFO Reporting Center and archival information from the CBC, which catalogued reports of both inexplicable aerial phenomena in the state of Kentucky and successful ascents of Mount Everest. The research team utilized a combination of manual extraction and digital scraping techniques to ensure the integrity and completeness of the gathered data.

The UFO sighting data encompassed various attributes such as date, time, location, duration of the sighting, and any corroborating eyewitness testimonies. These reports were meticulously scrutinized for validity, considering the potential effects of bourbon-induced illusions and the occasional high-altitude jet streams mistaken for extraterrestrial visitors. Embracing a cautionary approach, reports categorized as dubious or overtly whimsical were judiciously excluded from the analysis, maintaining a focus on credible accounts that could withstand scientific scrutiny.

As for the Mount Everest climb data, the team gathered information on the total number of successful ascents, the nationality of the climbers, the routes taken, and the prevailing weather conditions during the expeditions. Special attention was paid to filtering out instances of climbers hallucinating due to altitude sickness and mistaking snow-capped peaks for interstellar spacecraft, as such instances would have introduced spurious correlations into the analysis.

To establish a connection between the UFO sightings in Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, a rigorous statistical analysis was conducted. The research team applied advanced correlation techniques to discern any potential patterns or associations between these seemingly disparate phenomena. By employing a bivariate correlation analysis, the team calculated correlation coefficients while ensuring statistical significance using appropriate hypothesis testing.

In addition, a myriad of potential confounding variables were considered in the analysis, ranging from annual bourbon production in Kentucky to solar flares impacting navigational systems in the Himalayas. This comprehensive approach sought to account for any spurious correlations and illuminate the authentic relationship between UFO sightings in Kentucky and successful Mount Everest climbs.

Ultimately, the assembled data and rigorous analytical framework enabled the research team to unveil a strikingly high correlation coefficient, affirming a compelling relationship between the sightings of UFOs in the bluegrass state and the triumphs atop the world's highest peak. This unexpected finding not only elucidates the enthralling connection between these phenomena but also underscores the enduring allure of scientific inquiry in unraveling the mysteries that continue to captivate the human imagination.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kentucky and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC .

For the time period 1975 to 2011, you found a correlation 0.9193995, r-squared of 0.8452955, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Curse or Verse: Rehearse Reverses in Kentucky UFO Sightings and Total Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an investigation into the connection between UFO sightings in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Using data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC archives, our research team pored over records spanning the years 1975 to 2011. Employing rigorous statistical analyses, we discovered a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9193995 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. The findings of this study underscore the tantalizing interplay between unexplained aerial phenomena in the bluegrass state and the triumphs of humankind atop the world's highest peak.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
The enigmatic allure of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has captivated the public imagination for decades, prompting countless debates, conspiracy theories, and, let's be honest, a fair share of eye-rolling. Meanwhile, the towering majesty of Mount Everest has beckoned adventurers to test their mettle and reach for the summit, an endeavor that often leads to breathtaking feats of human perseverance and oxygen deprivation. While these two phenomena may seem as unrelated as a Martian rover and a Sherpa guide, our research aims to unravel the curious connection between sightings of UFOs in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful ascents of Mount Everest.
The state of Kentucky, known for its rolling hills, bourbon whiskey, and equine enthusiasts, has also gained notoriety for a surprising number of reported UFO sightings. The Bluegrass State has played host to an impressive array of unexplained aerial encounters, prompting many to ponder whether the bourbon might be a little too potent or if there are actually visitors from outer space with a penchant for horse racing. On the other side of the globe, Mount Everest, standing tall and stoic amidst the world's highest peaks, has been a siren song for those seeking the ultimate physical and mental challenge. The allure of reaching the summit has led to a steady stream of mountaineers ascending its treacherous slopes, with varying degrees of success and, let's face it, a fair share of oxygen-induced delirium.
Our study aims to shed light on the fascinating, if unexpected, relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The conventional wisdom might suggest that UFO sightings and Himalayan mountaineering pursuits belong in separate realms—a reminder to consider that the conventional wisdom doesn't always have a corner on truth, especially when dealing with phenomena as mysterious as UFOs and as steep as Everest. However, the findings of our research may challenge such preconceptions and invite both skeptics and enthusiasts to consider the tantalizing possibility of an underlying connection between the sightings in the skies above Kentucky and the triumphs on the icy slopes of Everest.
In the following sections, we will delve into the methodology and analysis employed to investigate this captivating correlation, revealing a statistical relationship that, like a UFO sighting or an Everest climb, may leave you slightly breathless and open to re-evaluating your previously held assumptions. After all, what is academia if not an opportunity to explore the unexplained and climb new intellectual heights, all while maintaining a suitably impressive elevation of humility?

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation revealed a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, spanning the years 1975 to 2011. The correlation coefficient of 0.9193995 indicated a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8452955 suggested that approximately 84.53% of the variability in successful Everest climbs could be explained by the number of UFO sightings in Kentucky during this time period.

The p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no correlation, reinforcing the validity of the observed relationship. It appears that as the sightings of UFOs in Kentucky increased, so did the number of successful ascents of Mount Everest, defying conventional expectations and inviting further exploration into the potential interconnectedness of these phenomena.

The figure (Fig. 1) illustrates the robustness of this correlation through a scatterplot, visually depicting the positive association between UFO sightings in Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The clustered data points provide a compelling narrative of the coinciding patterns between these distinct yet intriguing events.

These findings not only challenge conventional assumptions but also invite further inquiry into the mechanisms underlying this unexpected correlation. While the causative factors remain a subject for future research, the present study establishes a compelling connection that sparks contemplation and, dare we say, a sense of wonder about the mysterious interplay between terrestrial and celestial phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kentucky and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Curse or Verse: Rehearse Reverses in Kentucky UFO Sightings and Total Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an investigation into the connection between UFO sightings in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Using data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC archives, our research team pored over records spanning the years 1975 to 2011. Employing rigorous statistical analyses, we discovered a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9193995 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. The findings of this study underscore the tantalizing interplay between unexplained aerial phenomena in the bluegrass state and the triumphs of humankind atop the world's highest peak.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The enigmatic connection between UFO sightings in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs has garnered surprisingly limited scholarly attention. Smith (2005) conducted an exhaustive review of UFO sightings across various states in the U.S., but only briefly mentioned Kentucky as part of the overall statistical analysis. Doe and Jones (2010) undertook a comprehensive study of successful Everest climbs, meticulously documenting the demographics and climbing history of mountaineers, but made no reference to extraterrestrial activities. Despite the dearth of direct investigation into the potential linkage between these two phenomena, our research team sought to fill this gap in the literature.
Turning to relevant non-fiction literature, "The UFO Experience" by Hynek (1972) provides a seminal exploration of UFO sightings and their cultural impact, delving into the diversity of reported encounters with unidentified aerial phenomena. Similarly, "Into Thin Air" by Krakauer (1997) meticulously details the triumphs and tragedies of Everest ascents, painting a vivid portrait of the herculean challenges faced by mountaineers. On a slightly more imaginative note, "The X-Files" television series created by Carter (1993-2002) inserts the element of extraterrestrial mystery into the everyday fabric of American life, while "The Abominable" by Dan Simmons (2013) weaves a narrative of adventure and intrigue amidst the unforgiving terrain of the Himalayas.
In a daring departure from traditional academic sources, our research team also sought inspiration from popular culture, drawing unexpected parallels from children's cartoons and animated series. "Scooby Doo" (1969-present) presented a recurring motif of unmasking extraterrestrial creatures masquerading as terrestrial entities, albeit in markedly less formidable settings than the hallowed slopes of Mount Everest. Furthermore, "Gravity Falls" (2012-2016) cleverly interweaves themes of mystery and the unexplained into its storyline, suggesting that enigmatic phenomena may transcend the boundaries of age and genre.
In summation, while the literature relating to the connection between UFO sightings in Kentucky and successful Mount Everest climbs is limited, our research team draws from a diverse array of sources, including non-fiction accounts, fiction narratives, and unexpected cultural touchstones, to inform our investigation. This multidisciplinary approach serves as a testament to the broad and captivating nature of our research inquiry, inviting readers to consider the unlikely convergence of unexplained aerial phenomena and the triumphs of human endeavor amidst the world's highest peak.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation revealed a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, spanning the years 1975 to 2011. The correlation coefficient of 0.9193995 indicated a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8452955 suggested that approximately 84.53% of the variability in successful Everest climbs could be explained by the number of UFO sightings in Kentucky during this time period.
The p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no correlation, reinforcing the validity of the observed relationship. It appears that as the sightings of UFOs in Kentucky increased, so did the number of successful ascents of Mount Everest, defying conventional expectations and inviting further exploration into the potential interconnectedness of these phenomena.
The figure (Fig. 1) illustrates the robustness of this correlation through a scatterplot, visually depicting the positive association between UFO sightings in Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The clustered data points provide a compelling narrative of the coinciding patterns between these distinct yet intriguing events.
These findings not only challenge conventional assumptions but also invite further inquiry into the mechanisms underlying this unexpected correlation. While the causative factors remain a subject for future research, the present study establishes a compelling connection that sparks contemplation and, dare we say, a sense of wonder about the mysterious interplay between terrestrial and celestial phenomena.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The unexpected connection between UFO sightings in Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, as evidenced by the statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9193995 and p-value of less than 0.01, presents a conundrum worthy of serious contemplation. Our research findings not only affirm the prior work of Smith (2005) and Doe and Jones (2010) but also corroborate the broader literature on UFO sightings and unyielding conquests of the world's tallest peaks. The literature, often overlooked in its depth and whimsy, has provided unexpected guidance, from the scientific inquiries of Hynek (1972) to the literary exploits of Simmons (2013). A note of caution, however, is warranted, as even seemingly outlandish sources such as "Scooby Doo" and "Gravity Falls" have unwittingly buoyed our capacity to question assumptions and expectations, segueing into the foray of the inconceivable correlation between UFO sightings in Kentucky and the mountaineering triumphs atop Mount Everest.

Guided by the statistical rigor of our analyses, the results amplify the hitherto underappreciated synchrony between these phenomena, challenging conventional understanding and prodding the imagination to consider unearthly influences on terrestrial accomplishments. As the data unfold in the scatterplot (Fig. 1), the alliance between UFO sightings in Kentucky and the tally of successful Mount Everest climbs casts a compelling narrative, one that beckons scholars to excavate deeper, reaching beyond the stratosphere of conventional wisdom. While the reasons underlying this correlation elude our grasp, the present study kindles a fervor for exploration and contemplation, reinforcing the enduring capacity of scientific inquiry to prod the boundless recesses of the unexpected.

The implications of these findings extend well beyond the cozy confines of terrestrial research. They evoke a consciousness that extends from the confines of Kentucky, transcending the ice-capped summits of Everest to the broader fabric of humanity's pursuits and the cosmic forces that may subtly sculpt our triumphs. This research, buoyed by unlikely bedfellows in the annals of literature and pop culture, serves as a vibrant testament to the capacity of multidisciplinary inquiry to unveil threads of connection that defy expectations and challenge the insidious grip of dogmatic certainty.

In essence, the correlation between Kentucky UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs bequeaths a nexus of scholarly disbelief and tantalizing possibility. The implications are as riveting as the enigma itself, and the potential avenues for future research are as boundless as the skies that encompass inexplicable celestial phenomena and the storied summits that proudly punctuate the terrestrial landscape.


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System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kentucky and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Curse or Verse: Rehearse Reverses in Kentucky UFO Sightings and Total Everest Climbs

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an investigation into the connection between UFO sightings in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Using data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC archives, our research team pored over records spanning the years 1975 to 2011. Employing rigorous statistical analyses, we discovered a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9193995 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. The findings of this study underscore the tantalizing interplay between unexplained aerial phenomena in the bluegrass state and the triumphs of humankind atop the world's highest peak.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The enigmatic allure of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has captivated the public imagination for decades, prompting countless debates, conspiracy theories, and, let's be honest, a fair share of eye-rolling. Meanwhile, the towering majesty of Mount Everest has beckoned adventurers to test their mettle and reach for the summit, an endeavor that often leads to breathtaking feats of human perseverance and oxygen deprivation. While these two phenomena may seem as unrelated as a Martian rover and a Sherpa guide, our research aims to unravel the curious connection between sightings of UFOs in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful ascents of Mount Everest.
The state of Kentucky, known for its rolling hills, bourbon whiskey, and equine enthusiasts, has also gained notoriety for a surprising number of reported UFO sightings. The Bluegrass State has played host to an impressive array of unexplained aerial encounters, prompting many to ponder whether the bourbon might be a little too potent or if there are actually visitors from outer space with a penchant for horse racing. On the other side of the globe, Mount Everest, standing tall and stoic amidst the world's highest peaks, has been a siren song for those seeking the ultimate physical and mental challenge. The allure of reaching the summit has led to a steady stream of mountaineers ascending its treacherous slopes, with varying degrees of success and, let's face it, a fair share of oxygen-induced delirium.
Our study aims to shed light on the fascinating, if unexpected, relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. The conventional wisdom might suggest that UFO sightings and Himalayan mountaineering pursuits belong in separate realms—a reminder to consider that the conventional wisdom doesn't always have a corner on truth, especially when dealing with phenomena as mysterious as UFOs and as steep as Everest. However, the findings of our research may challenge such preconceptions and invite both skeptics and enthusiasts to consider the tantalizing possibility of an underlying connection between the sightings in the skies above Kentucky and the triumphs on the icy slopes of Everest.
In the following sections, we will delve into the methodology and analysis employed to investigate this captivating correlation, revealing a statistical relationship that, like a UFO sighting or an Everest climb, may leave you slightly breathless and open to re-evaluating your previously held assumptions. After all, what is academia if not an opportunity to explore the unexplained and climb new intellectual heights, all while maintaining a suitably impressive elevation of humility?

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation revealed a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, spanning the years 1975 to 2011. The correlation coefficient of 0.9193995 indicated a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8452955 suggested that approximately 84.53% of the variability in successful Everest climbs could be explained by the number of UFO sightings in Kentucky during this time period.
The p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no correlation, reinforcing the validity of the observed relationship. It appears that as the sightings of UFOs in Kentucky increased, so did the number of successful ascents of Mount Everest, defying conventional expectations and inviting further exploration into the potential interconnectedness of these phenomena.
The figure (Fig. 1) illustrates the robustness of this correlation through a scatterplot, visually depicting the positive association between UFO sightings in Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The clustered data points provide a compelling narrative of the coinciding patterns between these distinct yet intriguing events.
These findings not only challenge conventional assumptions but also invite further inquiry into the mechanisms underlying this unexpected correlation. While the causative factors remain a subject for future research, the present study establishes a compelling connection that sparks contemplation and, dare we say, a sense of wonder about the mysterious interplay between terrestrial and celestial phenomena.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

CONCLUSION

In conclusion, our study has illuminated a compelling correlation between UFO sightings in Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs from 1975 to 2011. The remarkably high correlation coefficient and low p-value unequivocally point to a strong relationship, defying conventional expectations and, perhaps, suggesting that the cosmos has a sense of humor or a penchant for statistical mischief. The findings of this research prompt a reconsideration of previously held assumptions, challenging skeptics and enthusiasts alike to ponder the tantalizing possibility of an underlying connection between these enigmatic phenomena. It appears that as the sightings of UFOs in Kentucky waxed and waned, so did the triumphs atop Everest, illustrating an unexpected synergy that, much like the gravitational pull of celestial bodies, exerts an unyielding force on the human spirit.

While the precise mechanisms driving this correlation elude definitive explanation, the robustness of the statistical relationship demands further inquiry. Perhaps, the alluring call of the "alien" and the "alien" (as in, extraordinarily different) landscapes are not as distinct as they appear, drawing humankind towards the unknown and the unclimbed. The figure (Fig. 1) graphically captures the striking synchronicity of these phenomena, inviting contemplation and, if we may be so bold, a sense of cosmic whimsy.

As we reflect on the implications of this research, it becomes apparent that the mysterious interplay between UFO sightings in Kentucky and the triumphs on Everest transcends the confines of terrestrial and celestial discourse, leaving academia with a riddle worthy of contemplation and a hearty chuckle. In light of these findings, we assert with confidence (and a twinkle in our collective eye) that no further research is needed in this particular area. After all, sometimes the most compelling mysteries are those that defy categorization and prompt a wry smile of cosmic amusement.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Curse or Verse: Rehearse Reverses in Kentucky UFO Sightings and Total Everest Climbs. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The International Journal of Anomalous Phenomena and Extreme Expeditions


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Curse or Verse: Rehearse Reverses in Kentucky UFO Sightings and Total Everest Climbs. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Society for the Advancement of Pseudoscientific Enigmas


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Curse or Verse: Rehearse Reverses in Kentucky UFO Sightings and Total Everest Climbs with an abstract of This research paper presents an investigation into the connection between UFO sightings in the state of Kentucky and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Using data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC archives, our research team pored over records spanning the years 1975 to 2011. Employing rigorous statistical analyses, we discovered a surprisingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9193995 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. The findings of this study underscore the tantalizing interplay between unexplained aerial phenomena in the bluegrass state and the triumphs of humankind atop the world's highest peak.

ChatGPT:

Kentucky UFO sightings, Mount Everest climbs, correlation, statistical analysis, National UFO Reporting Center, CBC archives, unexplained aerial phenomena, interplay, bluegrass state, successful climbs, correlation coefficient, p-value, 1975-2011

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Data details

UFO sightings in Kentucky
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Kentucky
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
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Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs
Source: CBC
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Correlation r = 0.9193995 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8452955 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 84.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Kentucky) over the 37 years from 1975 through 2011.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 9.5E-16. 0.0000000000000009494628607544
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 9.5E-14% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,053,227,083,790,771 random variables You don't actually need 1 quadrillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 36 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 36 because we have two variables measured over a period of 37 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.85, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1975197619771978197919801981198219831984198519861987198819891990199119921993199419951996199719981999200020012002200320042005200620072008200920102011
UFO sightings in Kentucky (UFO sightings)7101034454061113532647996141432253526374157455566584978
Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs (Climbers)154025181051823163040502572309012951839585121118145182159267337307493633423457543542




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([7,10,10,3,4,4,5,4,0,6,1,11,3,5,3,2,6,4,7,9,9,6,14,14,32,25,35,26,37,41,57,45,55,66,58,49,78,])
array_2 = np.array([15,4,0,25,18,10,5,18,23,16,30,4,0,50,25,72,30,90,129,51,83,95,85,121,118,145,182,159,267,337,307,493,633,423,457,543,542,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Kentucky"
array_2_name = "Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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