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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and the second variable is Kerosene used in Guinea.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2019, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the vending machine repairers in New Hampshire decreased, there was a ripple effect on the availability of snacks. This led to a dip in the demand for salty treats. With fewer people munching on snacks, there was a reduced need for kerosnack (kerosene for snacks) in Guinea, ultimately leading to a decrease in kerosene used. It seems like the lack of repairers really SNACKed the supply chain, creating a whole new conundrum.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [A photo-realistic image] Generate an image of a workshop in New Hampshire, where a group of vending machine repairers are skillfully transforming broken vending machines into kerosene distillation units. The workshop is filled with various tools, machinery, and parts. Show the repairers working diligently, collaborating and utilizing their expertise to repurpose the vending machines. Meanwhile, showcase scenes of Guinea depicting reduced demand for kerosene, portraying fewer people purchasing it from local vendors. Highlight the connection between the repairers' ingenuity and the impact on the use of kerosene in Guinea, subtly conveying the transformation from vending machine repairers to kerosene distillation innovators. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene used in Guinea. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Scalar art Oragami A photo-realistic image Cybernetic art Oragami
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene used in Guinea, in the following situation: Because the vending machine repairers in New Hampshire found a way to repurpose broken vending machines into kerosene distillation units, leading to a decrease in the demand for kerosene in Guinea.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In New Hampshire, a group of vending machine repairers is skillfully transforming broken vending machines into kerosene distillation units. The repairers are working diligently in a workshop, surrounded by tools and equipment. Meanwhile, in Guinea, the demand for kerosene is visibly decreasing, with fewer people purchasing it from local vendors. The scenes show the link between the ingenuity of the repairers and the impact it has on the use of kerosene in Guinea.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: In New Hampshire, a group of vending machine repairers is skillfully transforming broken vending machines into kerosene distillation units. The repairers are working diligently in a workshop, surrounded by tools and equipment. Meanwhile, in Guinea, the demand for kerosene is visibly decreasing, with fewer people purchasing it from local vendors. The scenes show the link between the ingenuity of the repairers and the impact it has on the use of kerosene in Guinea. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [A photo-realistic image] Generate an image of a workshop in New Hampshire, where a group of vending machine repairers are skillfully transforming broken vending machines into kerosene distillation units. The workshop is filled with various tools, machinery, and parts. Show the repairers working diligently, collaborating and utilizing their expertise to repurpose the vending machines. Meanwhile, showcase scenes of Guinea depicting reduced demand for kerosene, portraying fewer people purchasing it from local vendors. Highlight the connection between the repairers' ingenuity and the impact on the use of kerosene in Guinea, subtly conveying the transformation from vending machine repairers to kerosene distillation innovators.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire caused Kerosene used in Guinea to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Vend and Kero Connection: An Unorthodox Link Between Vending Machine Repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene Usage in Guinea

The International Journal of Quirky Connections

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene used in Guinea. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2019.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The "Vend and Kero Connection": An Unorthodox Link Between Vending Machine Repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene Usage in Guinea

[[ABSTRACT]]
Have you ever stopped to ponder the potential correlation between vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and the kerosene consumption in Guinea? Our research team delved into this unorthodox connection using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. With a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2019, our findings demonstrate a surprising relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. This paper explores the intricacies of this connection and offers a lighthearted perspective on the unexpected twists and turns of statistical analysis. Join us on this research journey that will leave you both amused and enlightened!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene used in Guinea. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Vend and Kero Connection": An Unorthodox Link Between Vending Machine Repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene Usage in Guinea

[[ABSTRACT]]
Have you ever stopped to ponder the potential correlation between vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and the kerosene consumption in Guinea? Our research team delved into this unorthodox connection using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. With a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2019, our findings demonstrate a surprising relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. This paper explores the intricacies of this connection and offers a lighthearted perspective on the unexpected twists and turns of statistical analysis. Join us on this research journey that will leave you both amused and enlightened!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

When someone mentions vending machines, the first thought that comes to mind might involve a desperate attempt to shake a stubborn bag of chips loose, or perhaps the internal struggle of choosing between a Snickers or a Twix. Meanwhile, kerosene might evoke memories of camping trips, power outages, or the nostalgic scent of old-fashioned lanterns. What do these seemingly unrelated elements have in common, you might ask? Well, hold onto your lab coats and safety goggles, because our research has uncovered a rather unexpected connection between the number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and kerosene usage in Guinea!

As academics, we are often trained to unravel complex correlations and dissect intricate data to reveal the inner workings of society, industry, and human behavior. However, in our pursuit of statistical significance, we sometimes stumble upon the most peculiar and fascinating relationships that defy conventional wisdom. Our research team, armed with an arsenal of spreadsheets, formulas, and a healthy dose of skepticism, embarked on a whirlwind journey into the uncharted territory of vending machine repairers and kerosene consumption.

Picture this: a team of scientists poring over graphs and charts, scratching their heads in confusion, and occasionally emitting a collective "Eureka!" as the numbers reveal a surprising pattern. Our investigation utilized data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, as we sought to unravel the Vend and Kero Connection. And what did we find, you ask? Prepare yourself for an uproarious revelation that will have you questioning the fabric of reality itself - a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2019!

"But why does this matter?" you might wonder. Well, that's precisely the question that sent us hurtling into this gloriously absurd adventure. The interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated variables serves as a reminder that scientific inquiry is not merely about serious faces and furrowed brows. It's about embracing the delightful absurdity of the universe and reveling in the quirky side of statistical analysis.

So, join us on this whimsical journey, as we not only present our findings but also unearth the unexpected joys of unraveling the "Vend and Kero Connection." Prepare to be entertained, enlightened, and maybe even a little bewildered as we navigate the wild and wonderful world of research!

We invite you to fasten your seat belts (or lab goggles) and join us as we embark on a statistical rollercoaster that will leave you both scratching your head and giggling with glee. After all, in the words of Albert Einstein (or was it Mr. T?), "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious connection between vending machines and kerosene consumption in Guinea. It is the source of all true laughter and statistical enlightenment."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene used in Guinea. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Vend and Kero Connection": An Unorthodox Link Between Vending Machine Repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene Usage in Guinea

[[ABSTRACT]]
Have you ever stopped to ponder the potential correlation between vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and the kerosene consumption in Guinea? Our research team delved into this unorthodox connection using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. With a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2019, our findings demonstrate a surprising relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. This paper explores the intricacies of this connection and offers a lighthearted perspective on the unexpected twists and turns of statistical analysis. Join us on this research journey that will leave you both amused and enlightened!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
When someone mentions vending machines, the first thought that comes to mind might involve a desperate attempt to shake a stubborn bag of chips loose, or perhaps the internal struggle of choosing between a Snickers or a Twix. Meanwhile, kerosene might evoke memories of camping trips, power outages, or the nostalgic scent of old-fashioned lanterns. What do these seemingly unrelated elements have in common, you might ask? Well, hold onto your lab coats and safety goggles, because our research has uncovered a rather unexpected connection between the number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and kerosene usage in Guinea!
As academics, we are often trained to unravel complex correlations and dissect intricate data to reveal the inner workings of society, industry, and human behavior. However, in our pursuit of statistical significance, we sometimes stumble upon the most peculiar and fascinating relationships that defy conventional wisdom. Our research team, armed with an arsenal of spreadsheets, formulas, and a healthy dose of skepticism, embarked on a whirlwind journey into the uncharted territory of vending machine repairers and kerosene consumption.
Picture this: a team of scientists poring over graphs and charts, scratching their heads in confusion, and occasionally emitting a collective "Eureka!" as the numbers reveal a surprising pattern. Our investigation utilized data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, as we sought to unravel the Vend and Kero Connection. And what did we find, you ask? Prepare yourself for an uproarious revelation that will have you questioning the fabric of reality itself - a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2019!
"But why does this matter?" you might wonder. Well, that's precisely the question that sent us hurtling into this gloriously absurd adventure. The interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated variables serves as a reminder that scientific inquiry is not merely about serious faces and furrowed brows. It's about embracing the delightful absurdity of the universe and reveling in the quirky side of statistical analysis.
So, join us on this whimsical journey, as we not only present our findings but also unearth the unexpected joys of unraveling the "Vend and Kero Connection." Prepare to be entertained, enlightened, and maybe even a little bewildered as we navigate the wild and wonderful world of research!
We invite you to fasten your seat belts (or lab goggles) and join us as we embark on a statistical rollercoaster that will leave you both scratching your head and giggling with glee. After all, in the words of Albert Einstein (or was it Mr. T?), "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious connection between vending machines and kerosene consumption in Guinea. It is the source of all true laughter and statistical enlightenment."

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In Smith's seminal work, "The Economics of Vending Machine Repairers," the authors find a nuanced understanding of the labor market dynamics surrounding vending machine repairers. Their analysis reveals the labor force composition, wages, and geographic distribution of vending machine repairers in various regions of the United States. While their focus remains firmly grounded in the economic implications of this profession, one cannot help but wonder if there is a deeper, more enigmatic connection waiting to be uncovered, hidden in the recesses of ketchup packets and coin slots.

Similarly, Doe's comprehensive study, "Energy Consumption Patterns in Developing Countries," offers an in-depth exploration of energy usage, including kerosene, in regions with limited access to modern amenities. The intricate web of factors influencing kerosene consumption is meticulously unraveled, shedding light on the challenges and opportunities within the energy landscape of developing nations. Yet, amidst the serious discourse on fuel sources and environmental impacts, could there be a whimsical thread connecting the bustling corridors of vending machine repair shops to the dimly lit homes where kerosene lamps flicker with a gentle glow?

Jones, in "Statistical Oddities: Unraveling the Mysteries of Data," ventures into the realm of statistical anomalies and the unexpected twists that data analysis can unveil. While the author’s primary focus is on peculiar phenomena in diverse datasets, one cannot help but ponder the possibility of a peculiar correlation between the number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and the consumption of kerosene in Guinea. Is it a statistical oddity or a peculiar quirk waiting to be illuminated?

As we nourish our intellectual curiosity, it is essential to consider literature beyond the conventional confines of scholarly publications. "Kerosene Chronicles: Illuminating Tales from Around the Globe" by Wick Rebecca and "Vending Virtuosos: A Tumultuous Tale of Snacks and Wrenches" by Slotto McVenderson represent fictional works that, albeit not strictly academic, provide imaginative narratives that inadvertently hint at the intertwining fate of vending machines and kerosene in a parallel universe. These literary dalliances prompt us to contemplate the possibilities lurking behind the veneer of statistical normalcy.

Furthermore, social media platforms have emerged as vibrant spaces harboring snippets of everyday insights and observations. A Twitter post by @SnackAttack21 ponders the curious coincidence of a broken vending machine and a kerosene shortage occurring on the same day in disparate corners of the world. Similarly, an Instagram story shared by @KeroKid showcases the juxtaposition of a malfunctioning vending machine alongside a refill of kerosene for a rustic lantern, inviting contemplation on the surreptitious connections that might underlie these seemingly unrelated occurrences.

Through a kaleidoscopic lens, the literature reviewed herein underscores the multifaceted nature of the "Vend and Kero Connection," transcending the traditional bounds of academic inquiry to explore the whimsical and unexpected. This juxtaposition of scholarly discourse, fictional narratives, and social media snippets invites us to embrace the delightful ambiguity and revel in the joy of unraveling unorthodox connections, however improbable or capricious they may seem.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene used in Guinea. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 2003 to 2019

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Vend and Kero Connection": An Unorthodox Link Between Vending Machine Repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene Usage in Guinea

[[ABSTRACT]]
Have you ever stopped to ponder the potential correlation between vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and the kerosene consumption in Guinea? Our research team delved into this unorthodox connection using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. With a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2019, our findings demonstrate a surprising relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. This paper explores the intricacies of this connection and offers a lighthearted perspective on the unexpected twists and turns of statistical analysis. Join us on this research journey that will leave you both amused and enlightened!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
When someone mentions vending machines, the first thought that comes to mind might involve a desperate attempt to shake a stubborn bag of chips loose, or perhaps the internal struggle of choosing between a Snickers or a Twix. Meanwhile, kerosene might evoke memories of camping trips, power outages, or the nostalgic scent of old-fashioned lanterns. What do these seemingly unrelated elements have in common, you might ask? Well, hold onto your lab coats and safety goggles, because our research has uncovered a rather unexpected connection between the number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and kerosene usage in Guinea!
As academics, we are often trained to unravel complex correlations and dissect intricate data to reveal the inner workings of society, industry, and human behavior. However, in our pursuit of statistical significance, we sometimes stumble upon the most peculiar and fascinating relationships that defy conventional wisdom. Our research team, armed with an arsenal of spreadsheets, formulas, and a healthy dose of skepticism, embarked on a whirlwind journey into the uncharted territory of vending machine repairers and kerosene consumption.
Picture this: a team of scientists poring over graphs and charts, scratching their heads in confusion, and occasionally emitting a collective "Eureka!" as the numbers reveal a surprising pattern. Our investigation utilized data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, as we sought to unravel the Vend and Kero Connection. And what did we find, you ask? Prepare yourself for an uproarious revelation that will have you questioning the fabric of reality itself - a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2019!
"But why does this matter?" you might wonder. Well, that's precisely the question that sent us hurtling into this gloriously absurd adventure. The interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated variables serves as a reminder that scientific inquiry is not merely about serious faces and furrowed brows. It's about embracing the delightful absurdity of the universe and reveling in the quirky side of statistical analysis.
So, join us on this whimsical journey, as we not only present our findings but also unearth the unexpected joys of unraveling the "Vend and Kero Connection." Prepare to be entertained, enlightened, and maybe even a little bewildered as we navigate the wild and wonderful world of research!
We invite you to fasten your seat belts (or lab goggles) and join us as we embark on a statistical rollercoaster that will leave you both scratching your head and giggling with glee. After all, in the words of Albert Einstein (or was it Mr. T?), "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious connection between vending machines and kerosene consumption in Guinea. It is the source of all true laughter and statistical enlightenment."

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

METHODOLOGY

To unpack the enigma of the "Vend and Kero Connection," our research team employed a mix of conventional statistical analysis and a pinch of unorthodox, out-of-the-box thinking. Our approach, much like a mad scientist conducting an experiment, aimed to blend rigor and whimsy in equal measure.

Firstly, we scoured the digital realms, sifting through the labyrinthine corridors of the internet to extract relevant data. The Bureau of Labor Statistics served as our treasure trove for the number of vending machine repairers in the picturesque state of New Hampshire. Simultaneously, the Energy Information Administration became our go-to source for the enthralling world of kerosene usage in the vibrant country of Guinea.

Next, armed with an assortment of spreadsheets, caffeine-fueled enthusiasm, and an unwavering determination to uncover the unexpected, we set about organizing and consolidating the data from 2003 to 2019. Embracing the chaotic dance of numbers and variables, we performed a delightful symphony of calculations worthy of the most virtuosic mathematicians.

In pursuit of unveiling the elusive correlation between these seemingly unrelated entities, we employed a variety of statistical methods worthy of admiration. From calculating correlation coefficients that would make even the most stoic statistician crack a smile to conducting regression analyses that painted a vivid picture of the relationship between vending machine repairers and kerosene consumption, we left no statistical stone unturned.

Amidst the seemingly endless spreadsheet cells and the occasional tangle of computer cords, our research team approached the data with a healthy dose of humor and a keen understanding that science, much like life, is riddled with charming absurdities.

In a rather unconventional twist, we may or may not have resorted to enlisting the wisdom of a Magic 8-Ball for additional perspective. The 8-Ball, while not adhering to the conventional standards of scientific inquiry, certainly added an element of unpredictability to our process - after all, who can refuse a bit of whimsy in the pursuit of knowledge?

Ultimately, our methodology endeavors to showcase the ostensibly divergent yet oddly intertwined nature of the "Vend and Kero Connection." So, buckle up for an exhilarating statistical rollercoaster as we present the fruits of our unorthodox yet undeniably enlightening research journey.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene used in Guinea. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 2003 to 2019, you found a correlation 0.7983177, r-squared of 0.6373112, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Vend and Kero Connection": An Unorthodox Link Between Vending Machine Repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene Usage in Guinea

[[ABSTRACT]]
Have you ever stopped to ponder the potential correlation between vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and the kerosene consumption in Guinea? Our research team delved into this unorthodox connection using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. With a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2019, our findings demonstrate a surprising relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. This paper explores the intricacies of this connection and offers a lighthearted perspective on the unexpected twists and turns of statistical analysis. Join us on this research journey that will leave you both amused and enlightened!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
When someone mentions vending machines, the first thought that comes to mind might involve a desperate attempt to shake a stubborn bag of chips loose, or perhaps the internal struggle of choosing between a Snickers or a Twix. Meanwhile, kerosene might evoke memories of camping trips, power outages, or the nostalgic scent of old-fashioned lanterns. What do these seemingly unrelated elements have in common, you might ask? Well, hold onto your lab coats and safety goggles, because our research has uncovered a rather unexpected connection between the number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and kerosene usage in Guinea!
As academics, we are often trained to unravel complex correlations and dissect intricate data to reveal the inner workings of society, industry, and human behavior. However, in our pursuit of statistical significance, we sometimes stumble upon the most peculiar and fascinating relationships that defy conventional wisdom. Our research team, armed with an arsenal of spreadsheets, formulas, and a healthy dose of skepticism, embarked on a whirlwind journey into the uncharted territory of vending machine repairers and kerosene consumption.
Picture this: a team of scientists poring over graphs and charts, scratching their heads in confusion, and occasionally emitting a collective "Eureka!" as the numbers reveal a surprising pattern. Our investigation utilized data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, as we sought to unravel the Vend and Kero Connection. And what did we find, you ask? Prepare yourself for an uproarious revelation that will have you questioning the fabric of reality itself - a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2019!
"But why does this matter?" you might wonder. Well, that's precisely the question that sent us hurtling into this gloriously absurd adventure. The interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated variables serves as a reminder that scientific inquiry is not merely about serious faces and furrowed brows. It's about embracing the delightful absurdity of the universe and reveling in the quirky side of statistical analysis.
So, join us on this whimsical journey, as we not only present our findings but also unearth the unexpected joys of unraveling the "Vend and Kero Connection." Prepare to be entertained, enlightened, and maybe even a little bewildered as we navigate the wild and wonderful world of research!
We invite you to fasten your seat belts (or lab goggles) and join us as we embark on a statistical rollercoaster that will leave you both scratching your head and giggling with glee. After all, in the words of Albert Einstein (or was it Mr. T?), "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious connection between vending machines and kerosene consumption in Guinea. It is the source of all true laughter and statistical enlightenment."

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation into the enigmatic link between the number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and kerosene usage in Guinea left us both scratching our heads and nodding in amazement. From 2003 to 2019, we uncovered a robust correlation coefficient of 0.7983177, coupled with an r-squared value of 0.6373112 and a p-value less than 0.01. These statistical indicators pointed to a remarkably strong association between these two seemingly unrelated variables, challenging our preconceived notions and igniting our curiosity.

In Figure 1, our scatterplot stands as a visual representation of this astonishing correlation, showcasing the striking relationship between the number of vending machine repairers and kerosene usage. The points dance across the plot like a scientific ballet, highlighting the synchronization of these disparate elements in a harmonious statistical waltz.

The strength of this correlation calls to mind the unexpected revelations that often emerge from the captivating labyrinth of research and data analysis. Like a delightful plot twist in a thrilling novel, our findings hold the promise of both surprise and intrigue, inviting further exploration and contemplation.

This revelation serves as a gentle reminder that the realm of research is not solely confined to stern-faced scholars and stoic data points. It is an arena where the whimsical interplay of variables can spark genuine marvel and amusement—a place where statistical enlightenment and laughter coexist in a beautiful, perplexing harmony.

Our results beckon further inquiry into the intricate web of connections that permeate the scientific landscape, challenging us to embrace the quirky, unexpected facets of statistical analysis. With this revelation, we invite fellow researchers and enthusiasts alike to join us in celebrating the delightful absurdity and unexpected revelations that lie at the heart of our statistical journey.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene used in Guinea. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The "Vend and Kero Connection": An Unorthodox Link Between Vending Machine Repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene Usage in Guinea

[[ABSTRACT]]
Have you ever stopped to ponder the potential correlation between vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and the kerosene consumption in Guinea? Our research team delved into this unorthodox connection using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. With a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2019, our findings demonstrate a surprising relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. This paper explores the intricacies of this connection and offers a lighthearted perspective on the unexpected twists and turns of statistical analysis. Join us on this research journey that will leave you both amused and enlightened!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In Smith's seminal work, "The Economics of Vending Machine Repairers," the authors find a nuanced understanding of the labor market dynamics surrounding vending machine repairers. Their analysis reveals the labor force composition, wages, and geographic distribution of vending machine repairers in various regions of the United States. While their focus remains firmly grounded in the economic implications of this profession, one cannot help but wonder if there is a deeper, more enigmatic connection waiting to be uncovered, hidden in the recesses of ketchup packets and coin slots.
Similarly, Doe's comprehensive study, "Energy Consumption Patterns in Developing Countries," offers an in-depth exploration of energy usage, including kerosene, in regions with limited access to modern amenities. The intricate web of factors influencing kerosene consumption is meticulously unraveled, shedding light on the challenges and opportunities within the energy landscape of developing nations. Yet, amidst the serious discourse on fuel sources and environmental impacts, could there be a whimsical thread connecting the bustling corridors of vending machine repair shops to the dimly lit homes where kerosene lamps flicker with a gentle glow?
Jones, in "Statistical Oddities: Unraveling the Mysteries of Data," ventures into the realm of statistical anomalies and the unexpected twists that data analysis can unveil. While the author’s primary focus is on peculiar phenomena in diverse datasets, one cannot help but ponder the possibility of a peculiar correlation between the number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and the consumption of kerosene in Guinea. Is it a statistical oddity or a peculiar quirk waiting to be illuminated?
As we nourish our intellectual curiosity, it is essential to consider literature beyond the conventional confines of scholarly publications. "Kerosene Chronicles: Illuminating Tales from Around the Globe" by Wick Rebecca and "Vending Virtuosos: A Tumultuous Tale of Snacks and Wrenches" by Slotto McVenderson represent fictional works that, albeit not strictly academic, provide imaginative narratives that inadvertently hint at the intertwining fate of vending machines and kerosene in a parallel universe. These literary dalliances prompt us to contemplate the possibilities lurking behind the veneer of statistical normalcy.
Furthermore, social media platforms have emerged as vibrant spaces harboring snippets of everyday insights and observations. A Twitter post by @SnackAttack21 ponders the curious coincidence of a broken vending machine and a kerosene shortage occurring on the same day in disparate corners of the world. Similarly, an Instagram story shared by @KeroKid showcases the juxtaposition of a malfunctioning vending machine alongside a refill of kerosene for a rustic lantern, inviting contemplation on the surreptitious connections that might underlie these seemingly unrelated occurrences.
Through a kaleidoscopic lens, the literature reviewed herein underscores the multifaceted nature of the "Vend and Kero Connection," transcending the traditional bounds of academic inquiry to explore the whimsical and unexpected. This juxtaposition of scholarly discourse, fictional narratives, and social media snippets invites us to embrace the delightful ambiguity and revel in the joy of unraveling unorthodox connections, however improbable or capricious they may seem.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the enigmatic link between the number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and kerosene usage in Guinea left us both scratching our heads and nodding in amazement. From 2003 to 2019, we uncovered a robust correlation coefficient of 0.7983177, coupled with an r-squared value of 0.6373112 and a p-value less than 0.01. These statistical indicators pointed to a remarkably strong association between these two seemingly unrelated variables, challenging our preconceived notions and igniting our curiosity.
In Figure 1, our scatterplot stands as a visual representation of this astonishing correlation, showcasing the striking relationship between the number of vending machine repairers and kerosene usage. The points dance across the plot like a scientific ballet, highlighting the synchronization of these disparate elements in a harmonious statistical waltz.
The strength of this correlation calls to mind the unexpected revelations that often emerge from the captivating labyrinth of research and data analysis. Like a delightful plot twist in a thrilling novel, our findings hold the promise of both surprise and intrigue, inviting further exploration and contemplation.
This revelation serves as a gentle reminder that the realm of research is not solely confined to stern-faced scholars and stoic data points. It is an arena where the whimsical interplay of variables can spark genuine marvel and amusement—a place where statistical enlightenment and laughter coexist in a beautiful, perplexing harmony.
Our results beckon further inquiry into the intricate web of connections that permeate the scientific landscape, challenging us to embrace the quirky, unexpected facets of statistical analysis. With this revelation, we invite fellow researchers and enthusiasts alike to join us in celebrating the delightful absurdity and unexpected revelations that lie at the heart of our statistical journey.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings provide compelling evidence for the hitherto overlooked correlation between the number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and kerosene usage in Guinea. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 observed in our study effortlessly echoes the sentiments expressed by Smith and Doe in their respective works. It seems that behind the veneer of economic analysis and energy consumption patterns, a whimsical thread does indeed weave through the bustling corridors of vending machine repair shops to the dimly lit homes where kerosene lamps gently illuminate the surroundings. Who would have thought that the clinking of coins in a vending machine and the flickering of a kerosene lamp could be orchestrated in such a harmonious statistical waltz?

In a nod to statistical oddities and unexpected revelations, our results support the notion put forward by Jones, underscoring the peculiar quirk waiting to be illuminated within seemingly disparate datasets. The synchronicity of these variables dances across our scatterplot like a scientific ballet, showcasing the surprising synchronization of these seemingly unrelated elements. As we contemplate the interplay of these variables, the resounding presence of this strong association is akin to a delightful plot twist in a thrilling novel, serving as a whimsical reminder that statistical enlightenment and humor can indeed coexist.

Our study draws inspiration from literary dalliances by Wick Rebecca and Slotto McVenderson, as the unexpected link we've unveiled mirrors the imaginative narratives that inadvertently hinted at the intertwining fate of vending machines and kerosene in a parallel universe. Much like the fictitious tales, our research prompts us to contemplate the possibilities lurking behind the superficial veil of statistical normalcy, infusing the scholarly discourse with a playful sense of wonder and curiosity.

Beyond the academic sphere, our findings also resonate with the snippets of everyday insights and observations discovered in the social media realm. The curious coincidences and surreptitious connections alluded to by @SnackAttack21 and @KeroKid now find empirical validation in our study, transcending the traditional bounds of academic inquiry to explore the whimsical and unexpected. It is through this kaleidoscopic lens that we witness the joyful ambiguity within statistical analysis and revel in the charming caprice of unraveling unorthodox connections.

As we navigate through this statistical journey, we invite fellow researchers and enthusiasts to share in our amusement and wonder, championing the embrace of the quirky, unexpected, and delightful absurdities that lie at the heart of our scientific exploration. The "Vend and Kero Connection" stands as a testament to the captivating labyrinth of research, where both surprise and intrigue await, inviting further contemplation and celebration of the peculiar symphony orchestrated by statistical variables.


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System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene used in Guinea. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The "Vend and Kero Connection": An Unorthodox Link Between Vending Machine Repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene Usage in Guinea

[[ABSTRACT]]
Have you ever stopped to ponder the potential correlation between vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and the kerosene consumption in Guinea? Our research team delved into this unorthodox connection using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. With a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2019, our findings demonstrate a surprising relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. This paper explores the intricacies of this connection and offers a lighthearted perspective on the unexpected twists and turns of statistical analysis. Join us on this research journey that will leave you both amused and enlightened!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
When someone mentions vending machines, the first thought that comes to mind might involve a desperate attempt to shake a stubborn bag of chips loose, or perhaps the internal struggle of choosing between a Snickers or a Twix. Meanwhile, kerosene might evoke memories of camping trips, power outages, or the nostalgic scent of old-fashioned lanterns. What do these seemingly unrelated elements have in common, you might ask? Well, hold onto your lab coats and safety goggles, because our research has uncovered a rather unexpected connection between the number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and kerosene usage in Guinea!
As academics, we are often trained to unravel complex correlations and dissect intricate data to reveal the inner workings of society, industry, and human behavior. However, in our pursuit of statistical significance, we sometimes stumble upon the most peculiar and fascinating relationships that defy conventional wisdom. Our research team, armed with an arsenal of spreadsheets, formulas, and a healthy dose of skepticism, embarked on a whirlwind journey into the uncharted territory of vending machine repairers and kerosene consumption.
Picture this: a team of scientists poring over graphs and charts, scratching their heads in confusion, and occasionally emitting a collective "Eureka!" as the numbers reveal a surprising pattern. Our investigation utilized data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, as we sought to unravel the Vend and Kero Connection. And what did we find, you ask? Prepare yourself for an uproarious revelation that will have you questioning the fabric of reality itself - a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2019!
"But why does this matter?" you might wonder. Well, that's precisely the question that sent us hurtling into this gloriously absurd adventure. The interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated variables serves as a reminder that scientific inquiry is not merely about serious faces and furrowed brows. It's about embracing the delightful absurdity of the universe and reveling in the quirky side of statistical analysis.
So, join us on this whimsical journey, as we not only present our findings but also unearth the unexpected joys of unraveling the "Vend and Kero Connection." Prepare to be entertained, enlightened, and maybe even a little bewildered as we navigate the wild and wonderful world of research!
We invite you to fasten your seat belts (or lab goggles) and join us as we embark on a statistical rollercoaster that will leave you both scratching your head and giggling with glee. After all, in the words of Albert Einstein (or was it Mr. T?), "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious connection between vending machines and kerosene consumption in Guinea. It is the source of all true laughter and statistical enlightenment."

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the enigmatic link between the number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and kerosene usage in Guinea left us both scratching our heads and nodding in amazement. From 2003 to 2019, we uncovered a robust correlation coefficient of 0.7983177, coupled with an r-squared value of 0.6373112 and a p-value less than 0.01. These statistical indicators pointed to a remarkably strong association between these two seemingly unrelated variables, challenging our preconceived notions and igniting our curiosity.
In Figure 1, our scatterplot stands as a visual representation of this astonishing correlation, showcasing the striking relationship between the number of vending machine repairers and kerosene usage. The points dance across the plot like a scientific ballet, highlighting the synchronization of these disparate elements in a harmonious statistical waltz.
The strength of this correlation calls to mind the unexpected revelations that often emerge from the captivating labyrinth of research and data analysis. Like a delightful plot twist in a thrilling novel, our findings hold the promise of both surprise and intrigue, inviting further exploration and contemplation.
This revelation serves as a gentle reminder that the realm of research is not solely confined to stern-faced scholars and stoic data points. It is an arena where the whimsical interplay of variables can spark genuine marvel and amusement—a place where statistical enlightenment and laughter coexist in a beautiful, perplexing harmony.
Our results beckon further inquiry into the intricate web of connections that permeate the scientific landscape, challenging us to embrace the quirky, unexpected facets of statistical analysis. With this revelation, we invite fellow researchers and enthusiasts alike to join us in celebrating the delightful absurdity and unexpected revelations that lie at the heart of our statistical journey.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research into the "Vend and Kero Connection" has left us in a state of bemused astonishment. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.7983177, akin to a harmonious symphony performed by vending machine repairers and kerosene, has illuminated the quirky and unpredictable nature of statistical analysis. The scatterplot, like a whimsical dance of data points, has beckoned us to embrace the delightful absurdity of our findings and revel in the enigmatic link between these seemingly unrelated variables.

As we reflect on our statistical escapade, it becomes abundantly clear that the universe is brimming with playful connections waiting to be unraveled. Just as a vending machine dispenses snacks, our research has dispensed a generous serving of statistical enlightenment garnished with a dash of amusement. The unexpected twists and turns of this investigation serve as a vivid reminder that scientific inquiry is not merely a solemn pursuit but a delightful adventure that can leave you scratching your head and giggling with glee.

So, as we bid adieu to the "Vend and Kero Connection," we assert with utmost confidence that no further research is needed in this rather absurd yet surprisingly enlightening area. Let this study stand as a testament to the whimsical wonders of statistical exploration, and may it inspire future researchers to embrace the unexpected with open arms and a twinkle in the eye.

In the immortal words of Isaac Newton (or perhaps a mischievous lab rat), "Not all who wander through statistical oddities are lost; some are simply reveling in the delightful absurdity of scientific enlightenment."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Vend and Kero Connection: An Unorthodox Link Between Vending Machine Repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene Usage in Guinea. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The International Journal of Quirky Connections


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Vend and Kero Connection: An Unorthodox Link Between Vending Machine Repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene Usage in Guinea. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Interdisciplinary Vending and Energy Research (SIVER)


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System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Vend and Kero Connection: An Unorthodox Link Between Vending Machine Repairers in New Hampshire and Kerosene Usage in Guinea with an abstract of Have you ever stopped to ponder the potential correlation between vending machine repairers in New Hampshire and the kerosene consumption in Guinea? Our research team delved into this unorthodox connection using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. With a correlation coefficient of 0.7983177 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2019, our findings demonstrate a surprising relationship between these seemingly disparate factors. This paper explores the intricacies of this connection and offers a lighthearted perspective on the unexpected twists and turns of statistical analysis. Join us on this research journey that will leave you both amused and enlightened!

ChatGPT:

vending machine repairers, New Hampshire, kerosene consumption, Guinea, correlation, statistics, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Energy Information Administration

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Data details

The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of coin, vending, and amusement machine servicers and repairers in New Hampshire
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire

Kerosene used in Guinea
Detailed data title: Volume of kerosene used consumed in Guinea in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Kerosene used in Guinea

Correlation r = 0.7983177 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6373112 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 63.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Kerosene used in Guinea) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire) over the 17 years from 2003 through 2019.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00012. 0.0001222919485154935400000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.8 in 0.012% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 8,177 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 16 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 16 because we have two variables measured over a period of 17 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.52, 0.92 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019
The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire (Laborers)110100909040706040504050303090809060
Kerosene used in Guinea (Million Barrels/Day)0.444740.4224040.4023840.4023840.3812050.3516520.2221580.2753150.3471090.2479510.23190.2329590.2266050.3674910.3600270.3684990.368499




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




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You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([110,100,90,90,40,70,60,40,50,40,50,30,30,90,80,90,60,])
array_2 = np.array([0.44474,0.422404,0.402384,0.402384,0.381205,0.351652,0.222158,0.275315,0.347109,0.247951,0.2319,0.232959,0.226605,0.367491,0.360027,0.368499,0.368499,])
array_1_name = "The number of vending machine repairers in New Hampshire"
array_2_name = "Kerosene used in Guinea"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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