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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Justin and the second variable is Air pollution in Chicago.  The chart goes from 1980 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Fewer Justins meant fewer people belting out Justin Bieber songs in their cars, leading to a significant reduction in vehicle emissions. This unexpected linguistic shift has brought about a noticeable improvement in air quality, as Chicagoans can now breathe a little easier without the additional burden of Justin-related air pollution. Remember, the name you choose for your child could have far-reaching consequences for environmental health.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image of a TIME magazine cover featuring a graph illustrating the declining popularity of the name "Justin" over time. Beneath the graph, you can see a cityscape of Chicago with clearer skies and reduced smog, symbolizing a decrease in air pollution. In the background, depict people exhaling deeply with smiles on their faces, indicating the joy of breathing fresher air. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Justin and Air pollution in Chicago. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Whimsical illustration Vaporwave a funny image macro A TIME magazine cover image inspired by bauhaus
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Justin and Air pollution in Chicago, in the following situation: Because the decrease in popularity of the name Justin led to fewer people proclaiming "Just in time for pollution!" every time they farted. This reduction in flatulent fanfare resulted in a decrease in air pollution in Chicago, as the city's atmosphere was no longer overwhelmed by Justin-related emissions. So, next time you meet a Justin, tell them to hold in their toots for the environment's sake!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: You see a graph showing the popularity of the name Justin declining over time. Next to it is a cityscape of Chicago with clearer skies and less smog, indicating a reduction in air pollution. In the background, people are smiling and taking deep breaths of fresh air.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: You see a graph showing the popularity of the name Justin declining over time. Next to it is a cityscape of Chicago with clearer skies and less smog, indicating a reduction in air pollution. In the background, people are smiling and taking deep breaths of fresh air. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image of a TIME magazine cover featuring a graph illustrating the declining popularity of the name "Justin" over time. Beneath the graph, you can see a cityscape of Chicago with clearer skies and reduced smog, symbolizing a decrease in air pollution. In the background, depict people exhaling deeply with smiles on their faces, indicating the joy of breathing fresher air.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Justin caused Air pollution in Chicago to decrease.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Just Being Justin: A Breathy Analysis of Air Pollution and the Popularity of the Name Justin in Chicago

The Journal of Urban Air Quality and Sociolinguistics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Justin and Air pollution in Chicago. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and Environmental Protection Agency to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 and p < 0.01 for 1980 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Just Being Justin: A Breathy Analysis of Air Pollution and the Popularity of the Name Justin in Chicago"

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing environmental issue that impacts the health and well-being of urban populations. In this study, we delved into the unlikely relationship between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution in the bustling city of Chicago. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we aimed to uncover whether there exists a connection between the rise of little Justins and the swirling pollutants in the Windy City. Our findings revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 and p < 0.01 from 1980 to 2022, suggesting a link between air pollution levels and the ascent of the name Justin. This intriguing association invites further investigation and prompts us to contemplate whether the increase in air pollutants might be a result of individuals exclaiming "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" Our study provides a whimsical glimpse into the uncharted territory where baby names and environmental quality collide, offering a breath of fresh and lighthearted air to the world of academic research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Justin and Air pollution in Chicago. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Just Being Justin: A Breathy Analysis of Air Pollution and the Popularity of the Name Justin in Chicago"

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing environmental issue that impacts the health and well-being of urban populations. In this study, we delved into the unlikely relationship between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution in the bustling city of Chicago. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we aimed to uncover whether there exists a connection between the rise of little Justins and the swirling pollutants in the Windy City. Our findings revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 and p < 0.01 from 1980 to 2022, suggesting a link between air pollution levels and the ascent of the name Justin. This intriguing association invites further investigation and prompts us to contemplate whether the increase in air pollutants might be a result of individuals exclaiming "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" Our study provides a whimsical glimpse into the uncharted territory where baby names and environmental quality collide, offering a breath of fresh and lighthearted air to the world of academic research.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Ah, the sweet symphony of a bustling city, where the honking of horns blends seamlessly with the cacophony of construction machinery and the dulcet tones of wheezing passersby. Ah, Chicago - a city of grandeur, deep-dish pizza, and, as our study would suggest, a city that bears witness to the enigmatic rise of the name Justin amidst its smog-laden skyline.

In this whimsical yet insightful study, we embark on an unconventional journey to unravel the beguiling connection between the prevalence of the name Justin and the atmospheric concoction of air pollutants in the Windy City. A topic so unusual, it might just leave you saying, "Justincredible!"

As inhabitants of urban jungles are all too aware, the issue of air pollution is not just a load of hot air. It poses a tangible threat to public health and the environment, causing more than just a little nose wrinkling. Thus, we bravely set out to explore whether there exists an unlikely link between the ever-popular moniker, Justin, and the swirling mists of smog that grace Chicago’s skyline.

Our endeavor takes us on a curious and pun-derful odyssey, combining data from the US Social Security Administration - the patron saint of baby names - with the records of environmental pollutants from the Environmental Protection Agency. With these unlikely allies at our side, we delved into the numbers, hoping to shed light on this unexpected correlation.

Steeling ourselves for the unexpected, we were pleasantly surprised to discover a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 (p < 0.01) from 1980 to 2022, which points to a meaningful association between air pollution levels and the meteoric rise of the name Justin. Our findings flip the script on conventional thinking, hinting at a quirk of fate that we had never dared to contemplate.

As we set out on this path of discovery, we couldn't help but wonder: Could it be possible that the very act of exclaiming "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" has inadvertently contributed to the rise of pollutants in the Windy City? Is there a karmic connection between the increasing smog and the influx of little Justins into the world? We dare to impishly ponder this notion and invite you to join us on this jocular jaunt through the intersection of environmental science and baby-naming trends.

In our earnest pursuit of knowledge, we offer a breath of fresh, lighthearted air to the world of academic research and hope that our findings will spark curiosity and, perhaps, a chuckle or two. Prepare yourself for a wild and unconventional ride as we delve headlong into this bubbly brew of baby names and environmental quality. So fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen, as we embark on a whimsical exploration of "Just Being Justin" in the smoggy expanse of Chicago!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Justin and Air pollution in Chicago. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Just Being Justin: A Breathy Analysis of Air Pollution and the Popularity of the Name Justin in Chicago"

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing environmental issue that impacts the health and well-being of urban populations. In this study, we delved into the unlikely relationship between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution in the bustling city of Chicago. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we aimed to uncover whether there exists a connection between the rise of little Justins and the swirling pollutants in the Windy City. Our findings revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 and p < 0.01 from 1980 to 2022, suggesting a link between air pollution levels and the ascent of the name Justin. This intriguing association invites further investigation and prompts us to contemplate whether the increase in air pollutants might be a result of individuals exclaiming "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" Our study provides a whimsical glimpse into the uncharted territory where baby names and environmental quality collide, offering a breath of fresh and lighthearted air to the world of academic research.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, the sweet symphony of a bustling city, where the honking of horns blends seamlessly with the cacophony of construction machinery and the dulcet tones of wheezing passersby. Ah, Chicago - a city of grandeur, deep-dish pizza, and, as our study would suggest, a city that bears witness to the enigmatic rise of the name Justin amidst its smog-laden skyline.
In this whimsical yet insightful study, we embark on an unconventional journey to unravel the beguiling connection between the prevalence of the name Justin and the atmospheric concoction of air pollutants in the Windy City. A topic so unusual, it might just leave you saying, "Justincredible!"
As inhabitants of urban jungles are all too aware, the issue of air pollution is not just a load of hot air. It poses a tangible threat to public health and the environment, causing more than just a little nose wrinkling. Thus, we bravely set out to explore whether there exists an unlikely link between the ever-popular moniker, Justin, and the swirling mists of smog that grace Chicago’s skyline.
Our endeavor takes us on a curious and pun-derful odyssey, combining data from the US Social Security Administration - the patron saint of baby names - with the records of environmental pollutants from the Environmental Protection Agency. With these unlikely allies at our side, we delved into the numbers, hoping to shed light on this unexpected correlation.
Steeling ourselves for the unexpected, we were pleasantly surprised to discover a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 (p < 0.01) from 1980 to 2022, which points to a meaningful association between air pollution levels and the meteoric rise of the name Justin. Our findings flip the script on conventional thinking, hinting at a quirk of fate that we had never dared to contemplate.
As we set out on this path of discovery, we couldn't help but wonder: Could it be possible that the very act of exclaiming "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" has inadvertently contributed to the rise of pollutants in the Windy City? Is there a karmic connection between the increasing smog and the influx of little Justins into the world? We dare to impishly ponder this notion and invite you to join us on this jocular jaunt through the intersection of environmental science and baby-naming trends.
In our earnest pursuit of knowledge, we offer a breath of fresh, lighthearted air to the world of academic research and hope that our findings will spark curiosity and, perhaps, a chuckle or two. Prepare yourself for a wild and unconventional ride as we delve headlong into this bubbly brew of baby names and environmental quality. So fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen, as we embark on a whimsical exploration of "Just Being Justin" in the smoggy expanse of Chicago!

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The nexus between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution in Chicago represents an uncharted terrain in the realm of academic inquiry. As we ponder this whimsical correlation, it is imperative to grasp the existing body of knowledge on both baby names and environmental pollution. The literature surrounding these themes touches upon a plethora of serious scientific studies, delving into the intricate facets of urban air quality and the fascinating world of naming trends. Notable studies by Smith and Doe (2010) and Jones et al. (2015) have sought to unravel the complexities of air pollution in densely populated cities, while simultaneously, researchers such as Brown and White (2013) have explored the fascinating intricacies of naming conventions and cultural trends.

In "The Urban Atmosphere: Air Pollution and Its Impacts," Smith and Doe (2010) succinctly encapsulate the dire consequences of air pollution on urban populations. Their findings, while undoubtedly weighty and significant, fail to capture the subtle nuances of a potential Justin-air pollution amalgamation. Similarly, Jones et al. (2015) dive into the chemical composition of urban smog, providing vital insights into the sources and distribution of pollutants, yet falling short in elucidating the enigmatic rise of the name Justin amidst these atmospheric conundrums.

Meanwhile, Brown's seminal work "Names and Trends: Understanding the Sociocultural Implications" offers critical perspectives on the societal impact of naming trends. White (2013) supplements this discourse by analyzing the evolution of popular names across different demographic groups. Alas, the sophisticated discussions in these works remain eerily silent on the curious surge of little Justins alongside the atmospheric concoction of pollutants. It is with a heavy heart that we must concede that the existing literature has left us yearning for a chuckle or two amidst its earnest exploration of these topics.

However, as we strive to broaden our horizons, we must not neglect the realm of popular non-fiction books that offer alternative lenses through which to view our perplexing correlation. Works such as "Air Pollution and You: A User's Guide" and "The Art of Naming: Unveiling the Stories Behind Baby Names" provide intriguing but regrettably nameless insights into our two disparate realms. Alternatively, "The Air We Breathe: A Love Story" and "Justin the Environmentalist: A Tale of Eco-Friendly Adventures" tantalizingly beckon us with their whimsical titles, hinting at the possibility of a shared thematic resonance.

Similarly, in the world of fiction, where imagination runs wild, there are a few notable titles that bear a striking semblance to our seemingly incongruous subjects. "The Smoggy Chronicles: A Tale of Airborne Adventures" and "The Curious Case of Justin and the Polluted City" seem to playfully tiptoe into the whimsical territory we are traversing. These literary escapades, while captivating, unfortunately offer little in the way of empirical evidence or statistical validation. Nevertheless, they stand as testaments to the bizarre allure of our research question.

No discussion of contemporary cultural phenomena is complete without a nod to the infamous "This is Fine" meme, where a cartoon dog calmly sips coffee in a room engulfed in flames. While seemingly disconnected, this meme impishly reflects the zeitgeist of complacency in the face of chaos, prompting us to ponder whether there exists an analogous insouciance towards the coalescence of Justin and air pollution in Chicago.

As we conclude this literature review, we find ourselves standing at the crossroads of scientific inquiry and jovial absurdity, yearning to uncover the whimsical secrets that lie at the intersection of baby names and urban pollutants. For it is in this unassuming blend of mirth and intrigue that the essence of our study resides, waiting to be unraveled with a hearty dose of laughter and scholarly curiosity.



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Justin and Air pollution in Chicago. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Environmental Protection Agency . You used data from 1980 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Just Being Justin: A Breathy Analysis of Air Pollution and the Popularity of the Name Justin in Chicago"

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing environmental issue that impacts the health and well-being of urban populations. In this study, we delved into the unlikely relationship between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution in the bustling city of Chicago. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we aimed to uncover whether there exists a connection between the rise of little Justins and the swirling pollutants in the Windy City. Our findings revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 and p < 0.01 from 1980 to 2022, suggesting a link between air pollution levels and the ascent of the name Justin. This intriguing association invites further investigation and prompts us to contemplate whether the increase in air pollutants might be a result of individuals exclaiming "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" Our study provides a whimsical glimpse into the uncharted territory where baby names and environmental quality collide, offering a breath of fresh and lighthearted air to the world of academic research.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, the sweet symphony of a bustling city, where the honking of horns blends seamlessly with the cacophony of construction machinery and the dulcet tones of wheezing passersby. Ah, Chicago - a city of grandeur, deep-dish pizza, and, as our study would suggest, a city that bears witness to the enigmatic rise of the name Justin amidst its smog-laden skyline.
In this whimsical yet insightful study, we embark on an unconventional journey to unravel the beguiling connection between the prevalence of the name Justin and the atmospheric concoction of air pollutants in the Windy City. A topic so unusual, it might just leave you saying, "Justincredible!"
As inhabitants of urban jungles are all too aware, the issue of air pollution is not just a load of hot air. It poses a tangible threat to public health and the environment, causing more than just a little nose wrinkling. Thus, we bravely set out to explore whether there exists an unlikely link between the ever-popular moniker, Justin, and the swirling mists of smog that grace Chicago’s skyline.
Our endeavor takes us on a curious and pun-derful odyssey, combining data from the US Social Security Administration - the patron saint of baby names - with the records of environmental pollutants from the Environmental Protection Agency. With these unlikely allies at our side, we delved into the numbers, hoping to shed light on this unexpected correlation.
Steeling ourselves for the unexpected, we were pleasantly surprised to discover a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 (p < 0.01) from 1980 to 2022, which points to a meaningful association between air pollution levels and the meteoric rise of the name Justin. Our findings flip the script on conventional thinking, hinting at a quirk of fate that we had never dared to contemplate.
As we set out on this path of discovery, we couldn't help but wonder: Could it be possible that the very act of exclaiming "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" has inadvertently contributed to the rise of pollutants in the Windy City? Is there a karmic connection between the increasing smog and the influx of little Justins into the world? We dare to impishly ponder this notion and invite you to join us on this jocular jaunt through the intersection of environmental science and baby-naming trends.
In our earnest pursuit of knowledge, we offer a breath of fresh, lighthearted air to the world of academic research and hope that our findings will spark curiosity and, perhaps, a chuckle or two. Prepare yourself for a wild and unconventional ride as we delve headlong into this bubbly brew of baby names and environmental quality. So fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen, as we embark on a whimsical exploration of "Just Being Justin" in the smoggy expanse of Chicago!

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the whimsical connection between the name Justin and atmospheric pollutants in the bustling metropolis of Chicago, our research team concocted a methodology as unique and captivating as the research question itself. We sought to blend the precision of scientific inquiry with a pinch of playfulness, all in the pursuit of uncovering the airy link between baby names and pollution levels. Let's dive into the delightful details of our research methodology, where baby names meet air quality metrics in a most unexpected waltz.

1. Data Collection and Baby Name Analysis:

Armed with determination and a penchant for puns, we perused the treasure trove of data from the US Social Security Administration. Our quest involved extracting the historical frequencies of the name Justin from the annals of past decades, dating back to 1980. With a keen eye for trends and a dash of fascination, we meticulously combed through the datasets, establishing the rise and fall of little Justins throughout these lively years. Our team was careful to account for any fluctuations in naming patterns, ensuring that our analysis captured the full spectrum of Justin fervor.

2. Air Pollution Metrics and Environmental Data:

In tandem with our baby name escapade, we ventured into the realm of environmental metrics, where the EPA became our trusty guide through the maze of atmospheric intricacies. We delved into the riches of air quality measurements, encompassing various pollutants that dance through the skies of Chicago. From the ethereal embrace of particulate matter to the sultry allure of ozone, we captured a comprehensive snapshot of the city's atmospheric ensemble. Our methodology employed a harmonious blend of data points, amalgamating the whimsy of baby names with the seriousness of atmospheric composition.

3. Statistical Wizardry and Correlation Conjuring:

To measure the intangible bond between the name Justin and the ethereal ballet of pollutants, we embraced the alluring world of statistical analyses. Armed with our trusty tools of regression and correlation, we sought to unravel the mysterious interplay between these seemingly disparate entities. With a hint of trepidation and a generous sprinkle of jest, we computed correlation coefficients and p-values, aiming to unmask the hidden connections that lingered in the Chicago air. Our methodology imbued these statistical sleights of hand with a touch of whimsy, as we conjured a portrait of the Justin-pollution pas de deux.

4. Regression Modeling and Time Series Sorcery:

As we peered into the kaleidoscope of data, our curiosity tugged us toward the pathway of regression modeling. With a wink and a nod to the arcane art of time series analysis, we spun our data into a web of relationships, seeking to discern the underlying forces at play. Our methodology culminated in the creation of models that painted a vibrant canvas of Justin's dalliance with Chicago's atmospheric orchestra, capturing the ebb and flow of pollutants as if choreographed by the moniker's very syllables. This playful twist on traditional methodology infused our study with a spirited aura, much like a whimsical dance under the starlit canopy of scientific inquiry.

In this merry melding of research and revelry, our methodology remains a playful testament to the unbounded creativity that infuses the academic pursuit of knowledge. With a tip of the hat to the eccentric and a bow to the conventional, we ushered in the tango of baby names and air pollution, conjoining them in a most fanciful and unorthodox undertaking.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Justin and Air pollution in Chicago. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Environmental Protection Agency .

For the time period 1980 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.7636842, r-squared of 0.5832135, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Just Being Justin: A Breathy Analysis of Air Pollution and the Popularity of the Name Justin in Chicago"

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing environmental issue that impacts the health and well-being of urban populations. In this study, we delved into the unlikely relationship between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution in the bustling city of Chicago. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we aimed to uncover whether there exists a connection between the rise of little Justins and the swirling pollutants in the Windy City. Our findings revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 and p < 0.01 from 1980 to 2022, suggesting a link between air pollution levels and the ascent of the name Justin. This intriguing association invites further investigation and prompts us to contemplate whether the increase in air pollutants might be a result of individuals exclaiming "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" Our study provides a whimsical glimpse into the uncharted territory where baby names and environmental quality collide, offering a breath of fresh and lighthearted air to the world of academic research.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ah, the sweet symphony of a bustling city, where the honking of horns blends seamlessly with the cacophony of construction machinery and the dulcet tones of wheezing passersby. Ah, Chicago - a city of grandeur, deep-dish pizza, and, as our study would suggest, a city that bears witness to the enigmatic rise of the name Justin amidst its smog-laden skyline.
In this whimsical yet insightful study, we embark on an unconventional journey to unravel the beguiling connection between the prevalence of the name Justin and the atmospheric concoction of air pollutants in the Windy City. A topic so unusual, it might just leave you saying, "Justincredible!"
As inhabitants of urban jungles are all too aware, the issue of air pollution is not just a load of hot air. It poses a tangible threat to public health and the environment, causing more than just a little nose wrinkling. Thus, we bravely set out to explore whether there exists an unlikely link between the ever-popular moniker, Justin, and the swirling mists of smog that grace Chicago’s skyline.
Our endeavor takes us on a curious and pun-derful odyssey, combining data from the US Social Security Administration - the patron saint of baby names - with the records of environmental pollutants from the Environmental Protection Agency. With these unlikely allies at our side, we delved into the numbers, hoping to shed light on this unexpected correlation.
Steeling ourselves for the unexpected, we were pleasantly surprised to discover a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 (p < 0.01) from 1980 to 2022, which points to a meaningful association between air pollution levels and the meteoric rise of the name Justin. Our findings flip the script on conventional thinking, hinting at a quirk of fate that we had never dared to contemplate.
As we set out on this path of discovery, we couldn't help but wonder: Could it be possible that the very act of exclaiming "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" has inadvertently contributed to the rise of pollutants in the Windy City? Is there a karmic connection between the increasing smog and the influx of little Justins into the world? We dare to impishly ponder this notion and invite you to join us on this jocular jaunt through the intersection of environmental science and baby-naming trends.
In our earnest pursuit of knowledge, we offer a breath of fresh, lighthearted air to the world of academic research and hope that our findings will spark curiosity and, perhaps, a chuckle or two. Prepare yourself for a wild and unconventional ride as we delve headlong into this bubbly brew of baby names and environmental quality. So fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen, as we embark on a whimsical exploration of "Just Being Justin" in the smoggy expanse of Chicago!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our offbeat inquiry into the correlation between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution levels in the magnificent city of Chicago have unveiled a connection too delightful to ignore. Our analysis unearthed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.7636842, with an r-squared value of 0.5832135, and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated entities.

As we gazed upon our scatterplot (Fig. 1), we were immediately struck by the visually apparent trend demonstrating the synchronicity between the increase in air pollutants and the proliferation of baby Justins in the city. It's as if pollution levels were singing, "Baby, baby, baby, oh!"

The findings of our study not only tantalize the mind with a whimsical paradox but also challenge conventional scientific wisdom. We are left pondering whether the presence of young Justins might be inadvertently contributing to the swelling smog in the air. Could it be that the exclamation, "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" acts as a catalyst for the rise in pollutants, creating a serendipitous synergy between the ascent of little Justins and the atmospheric decline? The plot thickens as we contemplate this delightful conundrum.

Our unexpected, yet compelling, results beckon further investigation, inviting intrepid researchers to traverse the convoluted crossroads where baby names and environmental quality collide. Our study stands as a whimsical testament to the fact that the world of academic research need not always be solemn and straight-laced; it can also be a lighthearted romp through the streets of curiosity and wonder.

So, as we conclude this section with a buoyant feeling of "Justincredible" discovery, we invite you to join us in celebrating this enchanting intersection of the lighthearted and the scholarly. Cheers to pioneering research that stirs giggles and grins, while finding correlation in the unlikeliest of places!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Justin and Air pollution in Chicago. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Just Being Justin: A Breathy Analysis of Air Pollution and the Popularity of the Name Justin in Chicago"

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing environmental issue that impacts the health and well-being of urban populations. In this study, we delved into the unlikely relationship between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution in the bustling city of Chicago. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we aimed to uncover whether there exists a connection between the rise of little Justins and the swirling pollutants in the Windy City. Our findings revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 and p < 0.01 from 1980 to 2022, suggesting a link between air pollution levels and the ascent of the name Justin. This intriguing association invites further investigation and prompts us to contemplate whether the increase in air pollutants might be a result of individuals exclaiming "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" Our study provides a whimsical glimpse into the uncharted territory where baby names and environmental quality collide, offering a breath of fresh and lighthearted air to the world of academic research.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The nexus between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution in Chicago represents an uncharted terrain in the realm of academic inquiry. As we ponder this whimsical correlation, it is imperative to grasp the existing body of knowledge on both baby names and environmental pollution. The literature surrounding these themes touches upon a plethora of serious scientific studies, delving into the intricate facets of urban air quality and the fascinating world of naming trends. Notable studies by Smith and Doe (2010) and Jones et al. (2015) have sought to unravel the complexities of air pollution in densely populated cities, while simultaneously, researchers such as Brown and White (2013) have explored the fascinating intricacies of naming conventions and cultural trends.
In "The Urban Atmosphere: Air Pollution and Its Impacts," Smith and Doe (2010) succinctly encapsulate the dire consequences of air pollution on urban populations. Their findings, while undoubtedly weighty and significant, fail to capture the subtle nuances of a potential Justin-air pollution amalgamation. Similarly, Jones et al. (2015) dive into the chemical composition of urban smog, providing vital insights into the sources and distribution of pollutants, yet falling short in elucidating the enigmatic rise of the name Justin amidst these atmospheric conundrums.
Meanwhile, Brown's seminal work "Names and Trends: Understanding the Sociocultural Implications" offers critical perspectives on the societal impact of naming trends. White (2013) supplements this discourse by analyzing the evolution of popular names across different demographic groups. Alas, the sophisticated discussions in these works remain eerily silent on the curious surge of little Justins alongside the atmospheric concoction of pollutants. It is with a heavy heart that we must concede that the existing literature has left us yearning for a chuckle or two amidst its earnest exploration of these topics.
However, as we strive to broaden our horizons, we must not neglect the realm of popular non-fiction books that offer alternative lenses through which to view our perplexing correlation. Works such as "Air Pollution and You: A User's Guide" and "The Art of Naming: Unveiling the Stories Behind Baby Names" provide intriguing but regrettably nameless insights into our two disparate realms. Alternatively, "The Air We Breathe: A Love Story" and "Justin the Environmentalist: A Tale of Eco-Friendly Adventures" tantalizingly beckon us with their whimsical titles, hinting at the possibility of a shared thematic resonance.
Similarly, in the world of fiction, where imagination runs wild, there are a few notable titles that bear a striking semblance to our seemingly incongruous subjects. "The Smoggy Chronicles: A Tale of Airborne Adventures" and "The Curious Case of Justin and the Polluted City" seem to playfully tiptoe into the whimsical territory we are traversing. These literary escapades, while captivating, unfortunately offer little in the way of empirical evidence or statistical validation. Nevertheless, they stand as testaments to the bizarre allure of our research question.
No discussion of contemporary cultural phenomena is complete without a nod to the infamous "This is Fine" meme, where a cartoon dog calmly sips coffee in a room engulfed in flames. While seemingly disconnected, this meme impishly reflects the zeitgeist of complacency in the face of chaos, prompting us to ponder whether there exists an analogous insouciance towards the coalescence of Justin and air pollution in Chicago.
As we conclude this literature review, we find ourselves standing at the crossroads of scientific inquiry and jovial absurdity, yearning to uncover the whimsical secrets that lie at the intersection of baby names and urban pollutants. For it is in this unassuming blend of mirth and intrigue that the essence of our study resides, waiting to be unraveled with a hearty dose of laughter and scholarly curiosity.


[[RESULTS]]
The results of our offbeat inquiry into the correlation between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution levels in the magnificent city of Chicago have unveiled a connection too delightful to ignore. Our analysis unearthed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.7636842, with an r-squared value of 0.5832135, and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated entities.
As we gazed upon our scatterplot (Fig. 1), we were immediately struck by the visually apparent trend demonstrating the synchronicity between the increase in air pollutants and the proliferation of baby Justins in the city. It's as if pollution levels were singing, "Baby, baby, baby, oh!"
The findings of our study not only tantalize the mind with a whimsical paradox but also challenge conventional scientific wisdom. We are left pondering whether the presence of young Justins might be inadvertently contributing to the swelling smog in the air. Could it be that the exclamation, "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" acts as a catalyst for the rise in pollutants, creating a serendipitous synergy between the ascent of little Justins and the atmospheric decline? The plot thickens as we contemplate this delightful conundrum.
Our unexpected, yet compelling, results beckon further investigation, inviting intrepid researchers to traverse the convoluted crossroads where baby names and environmental quality collide. Our study stands as a whimsical testament to the fact that the world of academic research need not always be solemn and straight-laced; it can also be a lighthearted romp through the streets of curiosity and wonder.
So, as we conclude this section with a buoyant feeling of "Justincredible" discovery, we invite you to join us in celebrating this enchanting intersection of the lighthearted and the scholarly. Cheers to pioneering research that stirs giggles and grins, while finding correlation in the unlikeliest of places!

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

In our whimsical odyssey through the mystical realms of baby names and environmental calamities, we stumbled on an unexpected revelation that tickled our scholarly fancies. Our foray into the correlation between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution levels in the enchanting city of Chicago has yielded results that not only challenge traditional scientific understanding but also leave us pondering the mystifying interplay of seemingly disparate elements.

Our finding of a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 and a p-value less than 0.01 from 1980 to 2022 mirrors the lighthearted intuitions of our initial hypothesis. As we delved into the literature, we couldn't help but recall the fantastic findings of Jones et al. (2015) on the chemical composition of urban smog, which now seem to harmonize delightfully with our own discoveries. Could it be that little Justins are inadvertently orchestrating an atmospheric symphony of pollutants, creating a serendipitous synergy between the rise of baby names and the atmospheric decline? Our results provide a whimsical bridge between the previously disconnected realms of urban air quality and naming trends, inviting further exploration into this peculiar phenomenon.

Fig. 1, with its enchanting scatterplot showcasing the visually apparent trend between air pollutants and the emergence of baby Justins, resembles a charming waltz of data points that sings, "Baby, baby, baby, oh!" Our findings not only pique our scientific curiosities but also enliven the academic atmosphere with a whimsical paradox that breathes mirth into the otherwise solemn world of scholarly inquiry.

This unexpected revelation prompts us to contemplate whether the exuberant arrival of little Justins might, in some ethereal twist of fate, be contributing to the swelling smog in the air. Could it be that the mere utterance of "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" acts as an unwitting harbinger of atmospheric mayhem, forging a delightful union between the emergence of little Justins and the waltz of pollutants in the air?

Our study stands as living proof that the academic pursuit need not always be a tedious trudge through rigorous methodologies and somber analyses. It can also be a lighthearted romp through the corridors of curiosity, sprinkled with moments of "Justincredible" discovery that provoke irrepressible giggles and smirks. We invite our esteemed colleagues to join us in marveling at this enchanting intersection of the scholarly and the whimsical, for it is in this joyous confluence that the true delight of academic exploration lies. So raise your glasses to the merry synergy of naming trends and atmospheric conundrums, and let us all rejoice in the heartwarming revelry of our rollicking research expedition!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Justin and Air pollution in Chicago. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Just Being Justin: A Breathy Analysis of Air Pollution and the Popularity of the Name Justin in Chicago"

[[ABSTRACT]]
Air pollution is a pressing environmental issue that impacts the health and well-being of urban populations. In this study, we delved into the unlikely relationship between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution in the bustling city of Chicago. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we aimed to uncover whether there exists a connection between the rise of little Justins and the swirling pollutants in the Windy City. Our findings revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 and p < 0.01 from 1980 to 2022, suggesting a link between air pollution levels and the ascent of the name Justin. This intriguing association invites further investigation and prompts us to contemplate whether the increase in air pollutants might be a result of individuals exclaiming "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" Our study provides a whimsical glimpse into the uncharted territory where baby names and environmental quality collide, offering a breath of fresh and lighthearted air to the world of academic research.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ah, the sweet symphony of a bustling city, where the honking of horns blends seamlessly with the cacophony of construction machinery and the dulcet tones of wheezing passersby. Ah, Chicago - a city of grandeur, deep-dish pizza, and, as our study would suggest, a city that bears witness to the enigmatic rise of the name Justin amidst its smog-laden skyline.
In this whimsical yet insightful study, we embark on an unconventional journey to unravel the beguiling connection between the prevalence of the name Justin and the atmospheric concoction of air pollutants in the Windy City. A topic so unusual, it might just leave you saying, "Justincredible!"
As inhabitants of urban jungles are all too aware, the issue of air pollution is not just a load of hot air. It poses a tangible threat to public health and the environment, causing more than just a little nose wrinkling. Thus, we bravely set out to explore whether there exists an unlikely link between the ever-popular moniker, Justin, and the swirling mists of smog that grace Chicago’s skyline.
Our endeavor takes us on a curious and pun-derful odyssey, combining data from the US Social Security Administration - the patron saint of baby names - with the records of environmental pollutants from the Environmental Protection Agency. With these unlikely allies at our side, we delved into the numbers, hoping to shed light on this unexpected correlation.
Steeling ourselves for the unexpected, we were pleasantly surprised to discover a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 (p < 0.01) from 1980 to 2022, which points to a meaningful association between air pollution levels and the meteoric rise of the name Justin. Our findings flip the script on conventional thinking, hinting at a quirk of fate that we had never dared to contemplate.
As we set out on this path of discovery, we couldn't help but wonder: Could it be possible that the very act of exclaiming "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" has inadvertently contributed to the rise of pollutants in the Windy City? Is there a karmic connection between the increasing smog and the influx of little Justins into the world? We dare to impishly ponder this notion and invite you to join us on this jocular jaunt through the intersection of environmental science and baby-naming trends.
In our earnest pursuit of knowledge, we offer a breath of fresh, lighthearted air to the world of academic research and hope that our findings will spark curiosity and, perhaps, a chuckle or two. Prepare yourself for a wild and unconventional ride as we delve headlong into this bubbly brew of baby names and environmental quality. So fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen, as we embark on a whimsical exploration of "Just Being Justin" in the smoggy expanse of Chicago!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our offbeat inquiry into the correlation between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution levels in the magnificent city of Chicago have unveiled a connection too delightful to ignore. Our analysis unearthed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.7636842, with an r-squared value of 0.5832135, and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated entities.
As we gazed upon our scatterplot (Fig. 1), we were immediately struck by the visually apparent trend demonstrating the synchronicity between the increase in air pollutants and the proliferation of baby Justins in the city. It's as if pollution levels were singing, "Baby, baby, baby, oh!"
The findings of our study not only tantalize the mind with a whimsical paradox but also challenge conventional scientific wisdom. We are left pondering whether the presence of young Justins might be inadvertently contributing to the swelling smog in the air. Could it be that the exclamation, "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" acts as a catalyst for the rise in pollutants, creating a serendipitous synergy between the ascent of little Justins and the atmospheric decline? The plot thickens as we contemplate this delightful conundrum.
Our unexpected, yet compelling, results beckon further investigation, inviting intrepid researchers to traverse the convoluted crossroads where baby names and environmental quality collide. Our study stands as a whimsical testament to the fact that the world of academic research need not always be solemn and straight-laced; it can also be a lighthearted romp through the streets of curiosity and wonder.
So, as we conclude this section with a buoyant feeling of "Justincredible" discovery, we invite you to join us in celebrating this enchanting intersection of the lighthearted and the scholarly. Cheers to pioneering research that stirs giggles and grins, while finding correlation in the unlikeliest of places!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In the immortal words of Chicago's very own musical maestro, "We begin singing 'Justincredible'" as we conclude this air-tight exploration of the relationship between air pollution and the soaring popularity of the name Justin in the Windy City. Our results have blown our minds just like Chicago's gusty winds blowing through the city, revealing a statistically significant correlation that is nothing short of pollution... umm, I mean, mind-boggling!

This study has painted a whimsical and comedic narrative, leaving us to ponder whether the very utterance of "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" may have inadvertently spiked the smog levels. It's as if the name Justin and air pollutants have choreographed a dance of environmental irony in Chicago's skyline, worthy of a standing ovation.

But let's not beat around the bush (or should we say, the pollution?). In light of our findings, we are confidently asserting that there is no need for further research in this area. We've uncovered a correlation more fantastic than folklore – a magical connection between baby names and environmental quality. It's a discovery that tickles the funny bone and enlightens the mind, embodying the very essence of academically lighthearted research. And so, we raise our proverbial hats to this wild and unconventional ride through "Just Being Justin" in the smoggy expanse of Chicago.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Just Being Justin: A Breathy Analysis of Air Pollution and the Popularity of the Name Justin in Chicago. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Urban Air Quality and Sociolinguistics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Just Being Justin: A Breathy Analysis of Air Pollution and the Popularity of the Name Justin in Chicago. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Urban Environmental Analysis League


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Just Being Justin: A Breathy Analysis of Air Pollution and the Popularity of the Name Justin in Chicago with an abstract of Air pollution is a pressing environmental issue that impacts the health and well-being of urban populations. In this study, we delved into the unlikely relationship between the popularity of the name Justin and air pollution in the bustling city of Chicago. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we aimed to uncover whether there exists a connection between the rise of little Justins and the swirling pollutants in the Windy City. Our findings revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7636842 and p < 0.01 from 1980 to 2022, suggesting a link between air pollution levels and the ascent of the name Justin. This intriguing association invites further investigation and prompts us to contemplate whether the increase in air pollutants might be a result of individuals exclaiming "Just-in time for some good ol' pollution!" Our study provides a whimsical glimpse into the uncharted territory where baby names and environmental quality collide, offering a breath of fresh and lighthearted air to the world of academic research.

ChatGPT:

Justin, name popularity, air pollution, Chicago, urban population, environmental impact, correlation coefficient, Environmental Protection Agency, US Social Security Administration, health impact, Windy City, pollutants, statistical significance, baby names, research, urban environment

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

Popularity of the first name Justin
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Justin
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Justin

Air pollution in Chicago
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Chicago-Naperville-Elgin, IL-IN-WI
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Chicago

Correlation r = 0.7636842 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.5832135 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 58.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Air pollution in Chicago) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Justin) over the 43 years from 1980 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.6E-9. 0.0000000025778843582635826000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.76 in 2.6E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 387,914,996 random variables You don't actually need 387 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 42 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 42 because we have two variables measured over a period of 43 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.6, 0.87 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1980198119821983198419851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Justin (Babies born)2692427493293122852126953257182687931747352973304730786268992370621615210042165920065187801802118328178321626814938136831192910535998710061938486447862713359194882403437253570314928012545230721592067
Air pollution in Chicago (Bad air quality days)10.9295.205486.027413.15078.469943.835622.465756.8493213.93448.219187.6712310.95892.732241.369863.561647.397263.005463.835624.657535.479452.732247.945217.671233.287671.639346.849321.095892.7397300.5479450.5479452.465753.005460.2739730.2739730.8219181.366120.5479451.643840.2739731.366120.5479450.821918




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([26924,27493,29312,28521,26953,25718,26879,31747,35297,33047,30786,26899,23706,21615,21004,21659,20065,18780,18021,18328,17832,16268,14938,13683,11929,10535,9987,10061,9384,8644,7862,7133,5919,4882,4034,3725,3570,3149,2801,2545,2307,2159,2067,])
array_2 = np.array([10.929,5.20548,6.0274,13.1507,8.46994,3.83562,2.46575,6.84932,13.9344,8.21918,7.67123,10.9589,2.73224,1.36986,3.56164,7.39726,3.00546,3.83562,4.65753,5.47945,2.73224,7.94521,7.67123,3.28767,1.63934,6.84932,1.09589,2.73973,0,0.547945,0.547945,2.46575,3.00546,0.273973,0.273973,0.821918,1.36612,0.547945,1.64384,0.273973,1.36612,0.547945,0.821918,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Justin"
array_2_name = "Air pollution in Chicago"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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