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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and the second variable is Total runs scored in the World Series.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2013, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As more South Dakotans entered the sizzling world of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying, they inadvertently sparked a rise in the World Series total runs scored. It seems their proficiency in operating "smoking hot" machines led to a matching surge in batting performance. One could say they truly put the "bake" in baseball, as their newfound presence resulted in a more "toasty" competition on the field.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create a photo-realistic image inspired by bauhaus, depicting a vibrant South Dakota town during the World Series. The scene captures the intense baseball game, where batters swing with determination and send the baseball soaring into the autumn sky. The background should include the aroma of freshly baked bread and tobacco filling the air, with crowds of cheering fans. The image should convey the rise in the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota, showcasing the increasing echoes of delectable scents from the countryside. The visual should be simple yet vibrant, capturing the essence of the lively event and the surrounding countryside. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and Total runs scored in the World Series. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A photo-realistic image inspired by bauhaus A photo-realistic image Surrealism Pop art
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image inspired by bauhaus

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and Total runs scored in the World Series, in the following situation: Because as the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota increases, the smell of freshly baked goods wafts across the country, causing the baseball players to get hungry and swing for the fences, resulting in more runs scored in the World Series. It's simple physics, really - delicious aromas lead to powerful hitting!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a vibrant South Dakota town, the aroma of freshly baked bread and tobacco fills the air. Crowds of cheering baseball fans are gathered at the World Series, where batters swing with fiery determination, sending the baseball soaring into the crisp autumn sky. The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota has risen, and as a result, the World Series runs climb higher and higher, echoing the delectable scents wafting from the heart of the countryside.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image inspired by bauhaus ] and depicting this scene: In a vibrant South Dakota town, the aroma of freshly baked bread and tobacco fills the air. Crowds of cheering baseball fans are gathered at the World Series, where batters swing with fiery determination, sending the baseball soaring into the crisp autumn sky. The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota has risen, and as a result, the World Series runs climb higher and higher, echoing the delectable scents wafting from the heart of the countryside. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create a photo-realistic image inspired by bauhaus, depicting a vibrant South Dakota town during the World Series. The scene captures the intense baseball game, where batters swing with determination and send the baseball soaring into the autumn sky. The background should include the aroma of freshly baked bread and tobacco filling the air, with crowds of cheering fans. The image should convey the rise in the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota, showcasing the increasing echoes of delectable scents from the countryside. The visual should be simple yet vibrant, capturing the essence of the lively event and the surrounding countryside.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota caused Total runs scored in the World Series to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Roasting, Toasting, and Ball Games: The Correlation Between the Number of Food and Tobacco Roasting, Baking, and Drying Machine Operators and Tenders in South Dakota and Total Runs Scored in the World Series

The Journal of Culinary and Sporting Analytics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and Total runs scored in the World Series. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Wikipedia to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2013.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Roasting, Toasting, and Ball Games: The Correlation Between the Number of Food and Tobacco Roasting, Baking, and Drying Machine Operators and Tenders in South Dakota and Total Runs Scored in the World Series

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and the total runs scored in the World Series. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Wikipedia, this research uncovers a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787 with a significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2003 to 2013. The findings highlight a potential surprising connection between the manufacturing of edible and smokable treats and the excitement of baseball's pinnacle event. Our investigation reveals a statistically significant association, leaving us questioning whether the aroma of roasting goodies wafts its way onto the baseball diamond, sparking a surge in runs scored. While this correlation may leave some scratching their heads, it offers a tantalizing avenue for further study into the intersection of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and Total runs scored in the World Series. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Roasting, Toasting, and Ball Games: The Correlation Between the Number of Food and Tobacco Roasting, Baking, and Drying Machine Operators and Tenders in South Dakota and Total Runs Scored in the World Series

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and the total runs scored in the World Series. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Wikipedia, this research uncovers a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787 with a significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2003 to 2013. The findings highlight a potential surprising connection between the manufacturing of edible and smokable treats and the excitement of baseball's pinnacle event. Our investigation reveals a statistically significant association, leaving us questioning whether the aroma of roasting goodies wafts its way onto the baseball diamond, sparking a surge in runs scored. While this correlation may leave some scratching their heads, it offers a tantalizing avenue for further study into the intersection of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the world of academic research, it is not uncommon to stumble upon unexpected correlations that raise eyebrows and prompt further investigation. Our study delves into a peculiar and seemingly improbable relationship that has left us pondering the potential influence of savory and smoky scents on the outcome of America's pastime. Specifically, we take a closer look at the connection between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in the delightful state of South Dakota and the total runs scored in the prestigious World Series.

While one might initially scoff at the idea of a link between the labor force responsible for crafting delectable treats and the performance of professional baseball athletes, our analysis brings to light a striking correlation that is not easily dismissed. Data sourced from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and our trusty companion, Wikipedia, has unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787, accompanied by a p-value less than 0.01 during the period from 2003 to 2013. This compelling statistical evidence has sparked in us a mix of fascination and disbelief, urging us to delve deeper into this terrain where gastronomic expertise and sporting prowess intersect.

At first glance, one might question the plausibility of a connection between the roasting, toasting, and the frenzy of ball games. Yet as we delve into the vibrant world of statistical analysis, one can't help but wonder if the scents of freshly roasted peanuts and the aroma of tobacco blends intertwine with the crack of the bat and the roar of the crowd, creating a symphony that fuels an uptick in runs scored on the diamond. Is it possible that the tantalizing scent of roasting goodies permeates the atmosphere, tantalizing the senses and altering the very fabric of a baseball game? This improbable but compelling correlation invites us to consider the potential influence of culinary craftsmanship on the grand stage of athletic achievement, igniting the hunger for further exploration into this captivating intersection.

So, grab your peanuts and cracker jacks as we embark on a journey that blends the artistry of food and tobacco roasting with the exhilarating drama of the World Series. We invite you to join us in unraveling the enigmatic forces that might just have a hand in shaping the outcome of America's beloved pastime.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and Total runs scored in the World Series. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Roasting, Toasting, and Ball Games: The Correlation Between the Number of Food and Tobacco Roasting, Baking, and Drying Machine Operators and Tenders in South Dakota and Total Runs Scored in the World Series

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and the total runs scored in the World Series. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Wikipedia, this research uncovers a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787 with a significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2003 to 2013. The findings highlight a potential surprising connection between the manufacturing of edible and smokable treats and the excitement of baseball's pinnacle event. Our investigation reveals a statistically significant association, leaving us questioning whether the aroma of roasting goodies wafts its way onto the baseball diamond, sparking a surge in runs scored. While this correlation may leave some scratching their heads, it offers a tantalizing avenue for further study into the intersection of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the world of academic research, it is not uncommon to stumble upon unexpected correlations that raise eyebrows and prompt further investigation. Our study delves into a peculiar and seemingly improbable relationship that has left us pondering the potential influence of savory and smoky scents on the outcome of America's pastime. Specifically, we take a closer look at the connection between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in the delightful state of South Dakota and the total runs scored in the prestigious World Series.
While one might initially scoff at the idea of a link between the labor force responsible for crafting delectable treats and the performance of professional baseball athletes, our analysis brings to light a striking correlation that is not easily dismissed. Data sourced from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and our trusty companion, Wikipedia, has unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787, accompanied by a p-value less than 0.01 during the period from 2003 to 2013. This compelling statistical evidence has sparked in us a mix of fascination and disbelief, urging us to delve deeper into this terrain where gastronomic expertise and sporting prowess intersect.
At first glance, one might question the plausibility of a connection between the roasting, toasting, and the frenzy of ball games. Yet as we delve into the vibrant world of statistical analysis, one can't help but wonder if the scents of freshly roasted peanuts and the aroma of tobacco blends intertwine with the crack of the bat and the roar of the crowd, creating a symphony that fuels an uptick in runs scored on the diamond. Is it possible that the tantalizing scent of roasting goodies permeates the atmosphere, tantalizing the senses and altering the very fabric of a baseball game? This improbable but compelling correlation invites us to consider the potential influence of culinary craftsmanship on the grand stage of athletic achievement, igniting the hunger for further exploration into this captivating intersection.
So, grab your peanuts and cracker jacks as we embark on a journey that blends the artistry of food and tobacco roasting with the exhilarating drama of the World Series. We invite you to join us in unraveling the enigmatic forces that might just have a hand in shaping the outcome of America's beloved pastime.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The correlation between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and the total runs scored in the World Series has captured the curiosity of researchers and scholars alike. A series of studies by esteemed authors such as Smith et al., Doe and Jones, and Brown et al. lay the groundwork for understanding the intricate relationship between food and tobacco processing and the outcomes of major baseball events. In "The Aroma Connection: Exploring the Olfactory Influence on Athletic Performance," Smith et al. delve into the sensory impact of various scents on athletic achievement, setting the stage for our exploration into the potential olfactory contribution to runs scored in the World Series. Doe and Jones, in their seminal work "From Smoke to Runs: Unraveling the Culinary-Sporting Nexus," provide a comprehensive analysis of the historical evolution of tobacco roasting practices and their possible impact on sports, offering valuable insights that inform our investigation. Additionally, Brown et al., in "Beyond the Ballpark: An Unexpected Look at Culinary Labor and Sporting Events," shed light on the lesser-explored connection between culinary occupations and athletic performances, stoking our curiosity and inspiring further inquiry.

Expanding our scope to include non-fiction literature, we extract valuable context from publications such as "Smoke Signals: The Cultural History of Tobacco" and "The Art of Roasting: A Gastronomic Journey." These texts provide a rich understanding of the cultural, historical, and sensory dimensions of tobacco and food roasting, enriching our comprehension of their potential influence on the World Series. Delving into the realm of fiction, the classic novel "Peanuts and Popcorn: A Tale of Two Scents" and the intriguing "Batter Up! The Mystery of the Aromatic Homeruns" bring a playful yet thought-provoking perspective to our exploration, stimulating imaginative reflections on the intersection of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement.

In a bold move that melds scholarly investigation with unconventional inquiry, we drew inspiration from the timeless wisdom embedded in children's programs such as "Sesame Street" and "Scooby-Doo." The endearing narratives and whimsical characters from these shows encouraged us to embrace creativity and imagination in our pursuit of understanding the potential influence of scents on the World Series. As we journey forward with an open mind and a hint of whimsy, we call upon a diverse array of sources to illuminate the enigmatic relationship between food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying and the thrilling realm of baseball runs scored in the World Series.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and Total runs scored in the World Series. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Wikipedia . You used data from 2003 to 2013

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Roasting, Toasting, and Ball Games: The Correlation Between the Number of Food and Tobacco Roasting, Baking, and Drying Machine Operators and Tenders in South Dakota and Total Runs Scored in the World Series

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and the total runs scored in the World Series. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Wikipedia, this research uncovers a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787 with a significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2003 to 2013. The findings highlight a potential surprising connection between the manufacturing of edible and smokable treats and the excitement of baseball's pinnacle event. Our investigation reveals a statistically significant association, leaving us questioning whether the aroma of roasting goodies wafts its way onto the baseball diamond, sparking a surge in runs scored. While this correlation may leave some scratching their heads, it offers a tantalizing avenue for further study into the intersection of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the world of academic research, it is not uncommon to stumble upon unexpected correlations that raise eyebrows and prompt further investigation. Our study delves into a peculiar and seemingly improbable relationship that has left us pondering the potential influence of savory and smoky scents on the outcome of America's pastime. Specifically, we take a closer look at the connection between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in the delightful state of South Dakota and the total runs scored in the prestigious World Series.
While one might initially scoff at the idea of a link between the labor force responsible for crafting delectable treats and the performance of professional baseball athletes, our analysis brings to light a striking correlation that is not easily dismissed. Data sourced from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and our trusty companion, Wikipedia, has unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787, accompanied by a p-value less than 0.01 during the period from 2003 to 2013. This compelling statistical evidence has sparked in us a mix of fascination and disbelief, urging us to delve deeper into this terrain where gastronomic expertise and sporting prowess intersect.
At first glance, one might question the plausibility of a connection between the roasting, toasting, and the frenzy of ball games. Yet as we delve into the vibrant world of statistical analysis, one can't help but wonder if the scents of freshly roasted peanuts and the aroma of tobacco blends intertwine with the crack of the bat and the roar of the crowd, creating a symphony that fuels an uptick in runs scored on the diamond. Is it possible that the tantalizing scent of roasting goodies permeates the atmosphere, tantalizing the senses and altering the very fabric of a baseball game? This improbable but compelling correlation invites us to consider the potential influence of culinary craftsmanship on the grand stage of athletic achievement, igniting the hunger for further exploration into this captivating intersection.
So, grab your peanuts and cracker jacks as we embark on a journey that blends the artistry of food and tobacco roasting with the exhilarating drama of the World Series. We invite you to join us in unraveling the enigmatic forces that might just have a hand in shaping the outcome of America's beloved pastime.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To embark on our quest for unraveling the mysterious connection between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and the total runs scored in the World Series, we employed a methodological approach as convoluted as the plot twists in a baseball game.

First, we scoured the vast expanse of the internet, navigating through the treacherous landscape of data sources, with the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Wikipedia serving as our steadfast companions in this epic journey. Armed with an insatiable appetite for knowledge and a pinch of skepticism, we collected data spanning a decade, from 2003 to 2013, in search of patterns that might shed light on this enigmatic relationship.

Using advanced techniques that could rival the agility of a skilled outfielder, we meticulously gathered statistics on the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota. We then turned our gaze toward the hallowed grounds of the World Series, capturing the total runs scored with the precision of a seasoned umpire behind home plate.

With our data in hand, we deftly performed a rigorous statistical analysis, invoking the powers of correlation coefficients and p-values to discern any hint of a meaningful connection. Much like a team of batters strategizing against a dominant pitcher, we grappled with the complexities of our findings, deciphering the intricate dance of numbers and variables to uncover the captivating revelation that lay hidden within.

As with any endeavor shrouded in mystery and intrigue, our methods may appear unorthodox to the uninitiated eye, but rest assured, they were executed with the utmost rigor and academic integrity. Our journey through the realm of empirical inquiry, though filled with unlikely twists and turns, has led us to a remarkable crossroads where the seemingly unrelated realms of culinary craftsmanship and athletic prowess converge in unexpected ways. It is with great anticipation and a hint of mischief that we present our findings, knowing full well that the scholarly community will join us in the exhilarating pursuit of understanding this captivating intersection.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and Total runs scored in the World Series. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Wikipedia .

For the time period 2003 to 2013, you found a correlation 0.8660787, r-squared of 0.7500923, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Roasting, Toasting, and Ball Games: The Correlation Between the Number of Food and Tobacco Roasting, Baking, and Drying Machine Operators and Tenders in South Dakota and Total Runs Scored in the World Series

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and the total runs scored in the World Series. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Wikipedia, this research uncovers a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787 with a significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2003 to 2013. The findings highlight a potential surprising connection between the manufacturing of edible and smokable treats and the excitement of baseball's pinnacle event. Our investigation reveals a statistically significant association, leaving us questioning whether the aroma of roasting goodies wafts its way onto the baseball diamond, sparking a surge in runs scored. While this correlation may leave some scratching their heads, it offers a tantalizing avenue for further study into the intersection of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the world of academic research, it is not uncommon to stumble upon unexpected correlations that raise eyebrows and prompt further investigation. Our study delves into a peculiar and seemingly improbable relationship that has left us pondering the potential influence of savory and smoky scents on the outcome of America's pastime. Specifically, we take a closer look at the connection between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in the delightful state of South Dakota and the total runs scored in the prestigious World Series.
While one might initially scoff at the idea of a link between the labor force responsible for crafting delectable treats and the performance of professional baseball athletes, our analysis brings to light a striking correlation that is not easily dismissed. Data sourced from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and our trusty companion, Wikipedia, has unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787, accompanied by a p-value less than 0.01 during the period from 2003 to 2013. This compelling statistical evidence has sparked in us a mix of fascination and disbelief, urging us to delve deeper into this terrain where gastronomic expertise and sporting prowess intersect.
At first glance, one might question the plausibility of a connection between the roasting, toasting, and the frenzy of ball games. Yet as we delve into the vibrant world of statistical analysis, one can't help but wonder if the scents of freshly roasted peanuts and the aroma of tobacco blends intertwine with the crack of the bat and the roar of the crowd, creating a symphony that fuels an uptick in runs scored on the diamond. Is it possible that the tantalizing scent of roasting goodies permeates the atmosphere, tantalizing the senses and altering the very fabric of a baseball game? This improbable but compelling correlation invites us to consider the potential influence of culinary craftsmanship on the grand stage of athletic achievement, igniting the hunger for further exploration into this captivating intersection.
So, grab your peanuts and cracker jacks as we embark on a journey that blends the artistry of food and tobacco roasting with the exhilarating drama of the World Series. We invite you to join us in unraveling the enigmatic forces that might just have a hand in shaping the outcome of America's beloved pastime.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The correlation analysis conducted on the data collected from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Wikipedia for the time period of 2003 to 2013 revealed a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8660787. This finding, coupled with an r-squared value of 0.7500923, indicates that a substantial portion of the variability in the total runs scored in the World Series can be explained by the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota. The p-value of less than 0.01 further solidifies the statistical significance of this relationship, leaving us with an intriguing puzzle to ponder.

Fig. 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between the two variables, where each point represents a specific year within the aforementioned timeframe. It is truly fascinating to witness the alignment of these seemingly disparate factors, reminding us that correlation does not necessarily equate to causation, yet it certainly fuels the imagination.

While these findings may initially spark a chuckle or an arched eyebrow, they leave us with an appetite for further exploration into the potential interplay between the artistry of roasting, baking, and drying delectable treats and the exhilarating dynamics of baseball's climactic showdown. This curious correlation beckons us to peel back the layers of this perplexing association and savor the possibility of uncovering unexpected links in the world around us. As we navigate the realms of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement, we are reminded that in the landscape of research, even the most unexpected relationships can offer food for thought.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and Total runs scored in the World Series. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Roasting, Toasting, and Ball Games: The Correlation Between the Number of Food and Tobacco Roasting, Baking, and Drying Machine Operators and Tenders in South Dakota and Total Runs Scored in the World Series

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and the total runs scored in the World Series. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Wikipedia, this research uncovers a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787 with a significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2003 to 2013. The findings highlight a potential surprising connection between the manufacturing of edible and smokable treats and the excitement of baseball's pinnacle event. Our investigation reveals a statistically significant association, leaving us questioning whether the aroma of roasting goodies wafts its way onto the baseball diamond, sparking a surge in runs scored. While this correlation may leave some scratching their heads, it offers a tantalizing avenue for further study into the intersection of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The correlation between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and the total runs scored in the World Series has captured the curiosity of researchers and scholars alike. A series of studies by esteemed authors such as Smith et al., Doe and Jones, and Brown et al. lay the groundwork for understanding the intricate relationship between food and tobacco processing and the outcomes of major baseball events. In "The Aroma Connection: Exploring the Olfactory Influence on Athletic Performance," Smith et al. delve into the sensory impact of various scents on athletic achievement, setting the stage for our exploration into the potential olfactory contribution to runs scored in the World Series. Doe and Jones, in their seminal work "From Smoke to Runs: Unraveling the Culinary-Sporting Nexus," provide a comprehensive analysis of the historical evolution of tobacco roasting practices and their possible impact on sports, offering valuable insights that inform our investigation. Additionally, Brown et al., in "Beyond the Ballpark: An Unexpected Look at Culinary Labor and Sporting Events," shed light on the lesser-explored connection between culinary occupations and athletic performances, stoking our curiosity and inspiring further inquiry.
Expanding our scope to include non-fiction literature, we extract valuable context from publications such as "Smoke Signals: The Cultural History of Tobacco" and "The Art of Roasting: A Gastronomic Journey." These texts provide a rich understanding of the cultural, historical, and sensory dimensions of tobacco and food roasting, enriching our comprehension of their potential influence on the World Series. Delving into the realm of fiction, the classic novel "Peanuts and Popcorn: A Tale of Two Scents" and the intriguing "Batter Up! The Mystery of the Aromatic Homeruns" bring a playful yet thought-provoking perspective to our exploration, stimulating imaginative reflections on the intersection of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement.
In a bold move that melds scholarly investigation with unconventional inquiry, we drew inspiration from the timeless wisdom embedded in children's programs such as "Sesame Street" and "Scooby-Doo." The endearing narratives and whimsical characters from these shows encouraged us to embrace creativity and imagination in our pursuit of understanding the potential influence of scents on the World Series. As we journey forward with an open mind and a hint of whimsy, we call upon a diverse array of sources to illuminate the enigmatic relationship between food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying and the thrilling realm of baseball runs scored in the World Series.

[[RESULTS]]
The correlation analysis conducted on the data collected from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Wikipedia for the time period of 2003 to 2013 revealed a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8660787. This finding, coupled with an r-squared value of 0.7500923, indicates that a substantial portion of the variability in the total runs scored in the World Series can be explained by the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota. The p-value of less than 0.01 further solidifies the statistical significance of this relationship, leaving us with an intriguing puzzle to ponder.
Fig. 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between the two variables, where each point represents a specific year within the aforementioned timeframe. It is truly fascinating to witness the alignment of these seemingly disparate factors, reminding us that correlation does not necessarily equate to causation, yet it certainly fuels the imagination.
While these findings may initially spark a chuckle or an arched eyebrow, they leave us with an appetite for further exploration into the potential interplay between the artistry of roasting, baking, and drying delectable treats and the exhilarating dynamics of baseball's climactic showdown. This curious correlation beckons us to peel back the layers of this perplexing association and savor the possibility of uncovering unexpected links in the world around us. As we navigate the realms of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement, we are reminded that in the landscape of research, even the most unexpected relationships can offer food for thought.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study have provided robust support for the prior research that has long speculated on the potential influence of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying on the runs scored in the World Series. As we reflect on the findings, we cannot help but consider the curious implications of this correlation in the context of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement. The strong positive correlation coefficient of 0.8660787 aligns strikingly with the insights presented by Smith et al. in their work on the sensory impact of scents on athletic performance. Could it be that the aromatic prowess displayed by the food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota is subtly permeating the atmosphere of the World Series, inciting a surge in runs scored? While this notion may appear peculiar, the statistical significance of the relationship, as evidenced by the p-value of less than 0.01, demands earnest consideration.

Doe and Jones' contribution regarding the historical evolution of tobacco roasting practices and their potential impact on sports gains further relevance in light of our results. The substantial portion of the variability in the total runs scored in the World Series that can be explained by the number of culinary professionals in South Dakota prompts us to delve deeper into the potential olfactory contribution to the excitement of baseball's pinnacle event. Brown et al.'s exploration of the revivifying association between culinary occupations and sporting performances takes on a renewed resonance as we ponder the unexpected intersection of culinary labor and the World Series.

Furthermore, our findings evoke the playful yet thought-provoking perspectives offered by "Peanuts and Popcorn: A Tale of Two Scents" and "Batter Up! The Mystery of the Aromatic Homeruns." These intriguing works, contrary to their perceived whimsical nature, prompt us to seriously contemplate the potential influence of food and tobacco roasting on the thrilling realm of runs scored in the World Series. The unconventional inquiry into the influence of scents on the World Series, inspired by sources such as "Sesame Street" and "Scooby-Doo," pervades our interpretation of the correlation, infusing it with a lighthearted yet contemplative air.

As we consider the implications of this unexpected correlation, we are reminded that in the realm of research, even the most seemingly whimsical relationships can yield valuable insights. The intersection of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying with the dynamics of the World Series beckons us to entertain the possibility of uncovering unexpected links in the world around us and indulge in the curiosity that drives scientific inquiry. As we embark on a journey to explore this enigmatic relationship, we remain open to the potential for uncovering valuable revelations that lie beyond the boundaries of conventional wisdom.


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System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and Total runs scored in the World Series. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Roasting, Toasting, and Ball Games: The Correlation Between the Number of Food and Tobacco Roasting, Baking, and Drying Machine Operators and Tenders in South Dakota and Total Runs Scored in the World Series

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and the total runs scored in the World Series. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Wikipedia, this research uncovers a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787 with a significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2003 to 2013. The findings highlight a potential surprising connection between the manufacturing of edible and smokable treats and the excitement of baseball's pinnacle event. Our investigation reveals a statistically significant association, leaving us questioning whether the aroma of roasting goodies wafts its way onto the baseball diamond, sparking a surge in runs scored. While this correlation may leave some scratching their heads, it offers a tantalizing avenue for further study into the intersection of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the world of academic research, it is not uncommon to stumble upon unexpected correlations that raise eyebrows and prompt further investigation. Our study delves into a peculiar and seemingly improbable relationship that has left us pondering the potential influence of savory and smoky scents on the outcome of America's pastime. Specifically, we take a closer look at the connection between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in the delightful state of South Dakota and the total runs scored in the prestigious World Series.
While one might initially scoff at the idea of a link between the labor force responsible for crafting delectable treats and the performance of professional baseball athletes, our analysis brings to light a striking correlation that is not easily dismissed. Data sourced from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and our trusty companion, Wikipedia, has unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787, accompanied by a p-value less than 0.01 during the period from 2003 to 2013. This compelling statistical evidence has sparked in us a mix of fascination and disbelief, urging us to delve deeper into this terrain where gastronomic expertise and sporting prowess intersect.
At first glance, one might question the plausibility of a connection between the roasting, toasting, and the frenzy of ball games. Yet as we delve into the vibrant world of statistical analysis, one can't help but wonder if the scents of freshly roasted peanuts and the aroma of tobacco blends intertwine with the crack of the bat and the roar of the crowd, creating a symphony that fuels an uptick in runs scored on the diamond. Is it possible that the tantalizing scent of roasting goodies permeates the atmosphere, tantalizing the senses and altering the very fabric of a baseball game? This improbable but compelling correlation invites us to consider the potential influence of culinary craftsmanship on the grand stage of athletic achievement, igniting the hunger for further exploration into this captivating intersection.
So, grab your peanuts and cracker jacks as we embark on a journey that blends the artistry of food and tobacco roasting with the exhilarating drama of the World Series. We invite you to join us in unraveling the enigmatic forces that might just have a hand in shaping the outcome of America's beloved pastime.

[[RESULTS]]
The correlation analysis conducted on the data collected from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Wikipedia for the time period of 2003 to 2013 revealed a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8660787. This finding, coupled with an r-squared value of 0.7500923, indicates that a substantial portion of the variability in the total runs scored in the World Series can be explained by the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota. The p-value of less than 0.01 further solidifies the statistical significance of this relationship, leaving us with an intriguing puzzle to ponder.
Fig. 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between the two variables, where each point represents a specific year within the aforementioned timeframe. It is truly fascinating to witness the alignment of these seemingly disparate factors, reminding us that correlation does not necessarily equate to causation, yet it certainly fuels the imagination.
While these findings may initially spark a chuckle or an arched eyebrow, they leave us with an appetite for further exploration into the potential interplay between the artistry of roasting, baking, and drying delectable treats and the exhilarating dynamics of baseball's climactic showdown. This curious correlation beckons us to peel back the layers of this perplexing association and savor the possibility of uncovering unexpected links in the world around us. As we navigate the realms of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement, we are reminded that in the landscape of research, even the most unexpected relationships can offer food for thought.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has unraveled a peculiar yet robust correlation between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and the total runs scored in the World Series. The statistically significant relationship, as indicated by the correlation coefficient of 0.8660787 and the remarkably low p-value, raises intriguing questions about the potential influence of savory and smoky scents on the high-stakes drama of baseball.

While one might be tempted to dismiss this unexpected correlation as mere happenstance, the compelling statistical evidence beckons us to consider the tantalizing possibility that the aroma of roasting goodies may indeed infuse the ambiance of the diamond with an extra dash of excitement, impelling players to score more runs. This invites us to ponder whether the scent of freshly roasted peanuts, the fragrance of tobacco blends, and the crack of the bat collectively compose a captivating sensory symphony that propels a surge in runs scored, much like a well-stirred pot of stew.

As we reflect on these findings, we cannot help but marvel at the delightful irony that the seemingly mundane act of roasting and toasting may hold a flavorful link to the electrifying action of the World Series. Through the lens of statistics, we are reminded that the idiosyncrasies of our world often surpass our expectations, serving up a delectable array of surprises that leave us simultaneously curious and amused. This correlation, while yielding a hearty chuckle, urges us to acknowledge the quirky dance of improbable relationships that underpins the fabric of our experiences, much like the unexpected harmonies of a comically mismatched duet.

In the grand scheme of academic exploration, our research serves as a reminder that beneath the surface of mundanity lies a treasure trove of curiosities waiting to be discovered. However, as much as we delight in the whimsical insights uncovered in this study, we assert with a wink and a nod that no further research in this specific area is warranted. After all, some mysteries are best enjoyed with a side of mystery, much like the enigmatic allure of the tantalizing correlation between roasting, toasting, and ball games.

So, let us raise our glasses to the amusing correlations that shape our world, leaving us with a grin and a parting quip – sometimes, the most unexpected connections are the ones that tickle our fancy the most.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Roasting, Toasting, and Ball Games: The Correlation Between the Number of Food and Tobacco Roasting, Baking, and Drying Machine Operators and Tenders in South Dakota and Total Runs Scored in the World Series. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Culinary and Sporting Analytics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Roasting, Toasting, and Ball Games: The Correlation Between the Number of Food and Tobacco Roasting, Baking, and Drying Machine Operators and Tenders in South Dakota and Total Runs Scored in the World Series. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Culinary and Tobacco Studies


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Roasting, Toasting, and Ball Games: The Correlation Between the Number of Food and Tobacco Roasting, Baking, and Drying Machine Operators and Tenders in South Dakota and Total Runs Scored in the World Series with an abstract of This study examines the curious relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota and the total runs scored in the World Series. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Wikipedia, this research uncovers a correlation coefficient of 0.8660787 with a significant p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2003 to 2013. The findings highlight a potential surprising connection between the manufacturing of edible and smokable treats and the excitement of baseball's pinnacle event. Our investigation reveals a statistically significant association, leaving us questioning whether the aroma of roasting goodies wafts its way onto the baseball diamond, sparking a surge in runs scored. While this correlation may leave some scratching their heads, it offers a tantalizing avenue for further study into the intersection of culinary craftsmanship and athletic achievement.

ChatGPT:

food roasting operators, tobacco roasting operators, baking machine operators, drying machine tenders, South Dakota employment statistics, total runs scored in the World Series, baseball statistics, correlation between food industry and baseball, manufacturing jobs in South Dakota, culinary connections to sports

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The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
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Total runs scored in the World Series
Source: Wikipedia
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Correlation r = 0.8660787 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7500923 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 75% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total runs scored in the World Series) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota) over the 11 years from 2003 through 2013.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00057. 0.0005659960915057504000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.87 in 0.057% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,767 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.55, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20032004200520062007200820092010201120122013
The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota (Laborers)150150160150170170180170190150170
Total runs scored in the World Series (Runs scored)3836343339395941682241




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  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




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You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([150,150,160,150,170,170,180,170,190,150,170,])
array_2 = np.array([38,36,34,33,39,39,59,41,68,22,41,])
array_1_name = "The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in South Dakota"
array_2_name = "Total runs scored in the World Series"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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